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Anonymous No.41071110 [Report]
/ng/ - Nobody General
Howdy, partner! Saddle up and welcome to the Nobody General!

Who’s this Nobody fella?

The Nobody’s a livin’ soul ridin’ the dusty trails of today, blessed with some mighty peculiar spiritual powers. He can wrangle reality itself with both his conscious and unconscious mind, like a cowboy tamin’ a wild mustang. Ain’t got a lick of wealth or worldly fame, but it seems the Good Lord’s picked him to show off His strength and wisdom. They say he carries the Logos, makin’ him a straight-shootin’ truth-teller and a thorn in the side of them high-and-mighty powers that be.
Unlike them folks who flex their might through bossin’ others around, the Nobody proves time and again that a whole world full of creative, sharp-witted, spiritually enlightened folks—each one their own boss but united in spirit—can outshine any dark empire tryin’ to run the show.
He ain’t no messiah, just a regular hombre like you, but he’s found the kingdom of God deep in his soul through pure grit and devotion. And reckon what? You can too, partner.

What’s the big picture ‘round these parts?

We gotta start jawin’ with the good folks and ignorin’ them ornery types lookin’ to pick a fight or sling hate. So, call down the blessings of heaven on their heads for peace, clarity, and a bit of cowboy wisdom. If this here place is gonna be more than a tumbleweed-choked ghost town, we need voices like yours—heck, a whole posse of ‘em.
Anonymous No.41071122 [Report]
Blessings of Toby Keith be upon this thread.

https://youtu.be/aIq1LvzSLsk
Anonymous No.41071123 [Report] >>41071129
Just as we get close to knowing, agents move the goalpost claiming knowing is bad because that would mean getting Mossad to back him with resources
They're scared of him making them obsolete
Anonymous No.41071124 [Report] >>41071131 >>41071135
This is now a Jewish Nobody Thread.
Anonymous No.41071129 [Report] >>41071134 >>41071141
>>41071123

He is going to automate their jobs yeah, after he sues them for everything
nobuddy No.41071131 [Report]
>>41071124
Who is preparing the circumcision?
This thread must be cut
Anonymous No.41071134 [Report] >>41071150
>>41071129
You still need some around to maintain the servers, dummy
Anonymous No.41071135 [Report] >>41071153
>>41071124
We're in an intentionally corrupt universe created by a Jewish demon, so why not?
Anonymous No.41071137 [Report]
>>41071126
Anonymous No.41071141 [Report]
>>41071129
It's funny seeing them parody or try to make their own versions of his system because they don't get the point of it at all
Anonymous No.41071145 [Report] >>41071152
There is a thread with replies, then there are two later ones that are being ignored.
Anonymous No.41071150 [Report] >>41071157
>>41071134

Are you sure about that?
Anonymous No.41071152 [Report]
>>41071145
Such is the power of Toby Keith, every trans and Chinese girl's favorite country music artist.

https://youtu.be/TVRzk3VWOKY
Anonymous No.41071153 [Report]
>>41071135
Not corrupt enough
We're punished for resisting it, we expect an old ship's anchor to still look shiny and beautiful
Anonymous No.41071155 [Report] >>41071163
Anonymous No.41071157 [Report]
>>41071150
I don't mean a lot
Just the ones who know how to repair
Anonymous No.41071158 [Report]
Servers? There is just one computer, it's not connected to a network. Your entire existence has been simulated within it.
Anonymous No.41071163 [Report]
>>41071155
Not working that well