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Anonymous No.41071190 [Report] >>41071201 >>41071242 >>41071491 >>41072067
Nobody knows why cats are even the thing
It's true, and very spooky. It could even be paranormal. It's not dogs, but only cats. Have you been on one?
nobuddy No.41071201 [Report] >>41071205
>>41071190 (OP)
do ligers count?
I rode a liger once
Anonymous No.41071205 [Report] >>41071216
>>41071201
>do ligers count?
Yes.
>I rode a liger once
Do you feel as though this has imbued you with paranormal powers?
nobuddy No.41071216 [Report]
>>41071205
You'd think I was crazy if I took your question seriously. Well, if you're an average rational human being. Suffice to say, cats OP
Anonymous No.41071225 [Report]
Bros
Anonymous No.41071228 [Report] >>41071232
why identical threads posted cyclically
nobuddy No.41071232 [Report] >>41071300
>>41071228
Do you know how order emerges from chaos?
The poles/threads are consequence vectors of absolute discrimination.
Anonymous No.41071242 [Report] >>41071248 >>41071253
>>41071190 (OP)
Dude, look at this cat image I found online!
Anonymous No.41071248 [Report]
>>41071242
See! Exactly! This anon knows what I'm talking about.
Anonymous No.41071253 [Report]
>>41071242
That is one cool cat.
Anonymous No.41071259 [Report] >>41071282 >>41071309
But seriously, esoterically and paranormally, why cats?
nobuddy No.41071260 [Report]
I miss having a cat, but at least I take care of one at work 5 days a week. I'll be there to give K9 dinner soon~
nobuddy No.41071282 [Report] >>41074490
>>41071259
It could be the parasite they spread
some people think that at least
but I think it shows how they connect with this world
they have prey, they have friends, they have parasites, and all serve them
the prey give joy
the friends adore and worship them
the parasite convinces others to like them
Seigneur Catherine Middleton, MerovingiansStayWinning No.41071284 [Report] >>41071363
Anonymous No.41071300 [Report] >>41071325
>>41071232
>absolute discrimination.
why wouldn't this to consistently new original content
Anonymous No.41071309 [Report]
>>41071259
because one time something happened and then nothing happened and then something needed reflexes n shit and then some more shit happened but just in the wrong enough way
nobuddy No.41071325 [Report]
>>41071300
That would require the system to at all points of engagement have access to the history of previous states. You know, like how a random shuffle playlist will repeat songs? We alter most shuffle features these days to prevent that.
Anonymous No.41071363 [Report] >>41071755
>>41071284
Anonymous No.41071439 [Report]
this place is cool
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.41071451 [Report] >>41071479 >>41071503 >>41071521
Lies it's always been both reminder the nobody is a dog.
nobuddy No.41071479 [Report]
>>41071451
oh shoot, they're on to us
tactical retreat!
nobuddy No.41071487 [Report]
now that I think about it though
>cats: others serve them
>dogs: they serve others
is probably their most powerful (false) dichotomy
Anonymous No.41071491 [Report] >>41071501
>>41071190 (OP)
cats are former cryptids is why

they were known to humans for tens of thousands of years as 'we have no idea what this is' and then they domesticated themselves when we started using granaries
Anonymous No.41071492 [Report]
Anonymous No.41071501 [Report] >>41071516
>>41071491
>we have no idea what this is'
I think they knew...
Anonymous No.41071503 [Report]
>>41071451
Hey what do you mean by that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Anonymous No.41071516 [Report]
>>41071501
they knew about big cats

small cats were things that stuck close to grab pests that followed human tribes, and freaked out the dogs later on

primitives didn't make a strict division between 'natural animal' and 'supernatural being', cats were more the latter than the former
Anonymous No.41071521 [Report]
>>41071451
Anonymous No.41071755 [Report]
>>41071363
What a cute fren
Anonymous No.41072067 [Report]
>>41071190 (OP)
I guess I am just projecting, hoping something will happen... I hope cats are involved in all of this somehow. But I hope they are not suppressing us spiritually or sometxing like that.
Anonymous No.41072180 [Report] >>41074079
The Nobody is a C.A.T.
Anonymous No.41074079 [Report] >>41074156
>>41072180
Can't Argue That.
Anonymous No.41074156 [Report]
>>41074079
Anonymous No.41074490 [Report]
>>41071282
I have a slight feeling the toxo parasite isn't from cats. It may be from dogs. Most people venerate dogs way more often than cats. Or maybe they both have the parasite, who knows.