Satanism General
Welcome, welcome! Come one, come all, to the fabulous, miraculous-and most importantly-scandalous Satanism general! Like a phoenix from the ashes, we have returned with a wonderful show for you tonight!
So how is everyone doing today in the year of our Lord Satan 2025? It is a blessing and a privilege to exist in this playground, and to have been given the privilege to entertain the gods, for their joy is my only priority! So how have you served and entertained our sexy Dark Lord today? Any spells? Read any fun books lately? Partake in any dark sacrificial rituals in honor to the great god Pain? I bet!
Step up, step up, anyone and everyone! Are you a paranoid Christcuck schizo that wants to threaten people with the love of Jesus? Or perhaps an angry conformist that wants to curtail our devilish delights? It matters not I welcome your barely rational responses!
Oh it’s going to be another wonderful day, and then another, and another, and another, until everyone’s dead! But don’t worry, he’ll bring me back at least! hahaha I crack myself up
So how is everyone doing today in the year of our Lord Satan 2025? It is a blessing and a privilege to exist in this playground, and to have been given the privilege to entertain the gods, for their joy is my only priority! So how have you served and entertained our sexy Dark Lord today? Any spells? Read any fun books lately? Partake in any dark sacrificial rituals in honor to the great god Pain? I bet!
Step up, step up, anyone and everyone! Are you a paranoid Christcuck schizo that wants to threaten people with the love of Jesus? Or perhaps an angry conformist that wants to curtail our devilish delights? It matters not I welcome your barely rational responses!
Oh it’s going to be another wonderful day, and then another, and another, and another, until everyone’s dead! But don’t worry, he’ll bring me back at least! hahaha I crack myself up