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Anonymous No.41078483 [Report] >>41078500 >>41078684 >>41079661 >>41081462 >>41081568 >>41082315 >>41082321 >>41083206 >>41084728 >>41085780 >>41091393 >>41091979 >>41093439 >>41094169 >>41094361 >>41095179 >>41096842 >>41099474 >>41106945 >>41114646 >>41114686 >>41119834 >>41126604
The “Skinny Bob” footage
How have I never heard of this or seen /x/ talk about it?
Anonymous No.41078500 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
Some of the best alien footage ever bro.
Anonymous No.41078639 [Report] >>41078789 >>41081551 >>41082321 >>41129346
the alien is a mars attacks puppet
anachronistic font from decades later
the film grain and dust being found in a modern movie editing plugin

what did you want to discuss?
Anonymous No.41078684 [Report] >>41081048
>>41078483 (OP)
how'd he get that turtleneck hole over that bigass head?
Anonymous No.41078744 [Report] >>41078789
Because it’s fake
Anonymous No.41078789 [Report] >>41084566 >>41084586 >>41126477 >>41128603 >>41128612
>>41078639
>>41078744
Skinny Bob is crying right now because you faggots don't know he's real.
Anonymous No.41079661 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
Because you are a newfag and you touch yourself at night
Anonymous No.41079735 [Report] >>41081036
https://skinnybob.info/
4chan and x in particular are a bit weird how stuff just randomly gets left out of the narrative.
wtf is with picrel, jfc
Anonymous No.41081036 [Report] >>41112065
>>41079735
god, Watch People die is such a jewish leftist shit hole. they left reddit due to censorship and now they ban anyone talking truth about israel. It's just gayer reddit 2.0, but with more faggots
Anonymous No.41081048 [Report] >>41099287
>>41078684
> cope
their bones are cat
>Reality
fake and gay
Anonymous No.41081462 [Report] >>41081551 >>41091297
>>41078483 (OP)
Because it's a known hoax. Someone found the "old tape" effect used in the Skinny Bob video online.
>b-but it doesn't mean the footage itself is fake
Come on, anon.
Anonymous No.41081551 [Report] >>41093716
>>41078639
>>41081462
>being this retarded
typical these days.
skinnybob.info is the best source for analytical information.

also its quite easy to take footage and add a rotoscope effect to make literally anything look cgi.
Anonymous No.41081568 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)

>fine lines
why do you think cgi cant have fine lines?

>too detailed for cgi
are you actually retarded? Actually?

>blinking looks like blinking
??????

Did anyone watch any movies from the 90s? Do you have any idea how good CGI was back then let alone when this came out? Not only that, but watch the whole video, it has that fluid look old cgi has. Only boomers who cant tell AI pictures think this shit is real
Anonymous No.41082315 [Report] >>41082328
>>41078483 (OP)
>Too detailed for CGI
>Video came out in 2011
>Davy Jones in Pirates of the Carribbean in 2006
LOL
Anonymous No.41082321 [Report] >>41082360
>>41078483 (OP)
watch the "familiy vacation" video. People ignore it , for some reason. Just watch it.

>>41078639
If I take footage of the moon landings, and put some default grain filter over it that can easiy be identified as some cheap effect, would you refuse the moon landings as a total hoax?
Wait, this is /x/. Of course you believe the moon landings never happened.
Anonymous No.41082328 [Report] >>41082368 >>41104206
>>41082315
The difference is, that movie actually looks like CGI unlike Skinny Bob footage which is actually authentic.
Anonymous No.41082360 [Report] >>41082365 >>41091297
>>41082321
So you're saying the person who released the video added fake grain filter to cast doubt on a video that no one even knew existed before that point?

Makes perfect sense.
Anonymous No.41082365 [Report]
>>41082360
Yes
Anonymous No.41082368 [Report] >>41082376
>>41082328
Throw a grainy filter and make it look like an old tape and you would think the Pirates of the Carribbean footage was real too.
Anonymous No.41082376 [Report] >>41082960
>>41082368
I've seen an alien in real life that looked comparable to Skinny Bob, now that's some good anecdotal evidence for me!
Anonymous No.41082960 [Report] >>41082976
>>41082376
No you haven't.
Anonymous No.41082976 [Report] >>41082985 >>41088667
>>41082960
I've seen more than greys including a mantis and some reptilians. See how retarded you guys look to me now trying to debunk real alien footage?
Anonymous No.41082985 [Report] >>41083001
>>41082976
The "real" alien footage has a verifiably fake overlay placed on it to make it look old.
Anonymous No.41083001 [Report] >>41083007
>>41082985
No shit it does, I've known that for years. The underlying footage is authentic.
Anonymous No.41083007 [Report] >>41083030
>>41083001
Yeah because it's perfectly normal and makes total sense to put a fake filter over your authentic footage before release so that if anyone looks into it your footage looks fake...
Anonymous No.41083030 [Report] >>41083188
>>41083007
I'm not going to say why he did that, because I don't know. Watch Family Vacation, it's multiple Skinny Bob aliens walking in a line. Good fucking luck creating that for no monetary gain in the early 2010s.
Anonymous No.41083188 [Report] >>41083221
>>41083030
You can't say why he did that because it makes absolutely no sense to make your legit footage look fake. Only an absolute idiot would do that.

And another video being legit isn't proof of that one being legit either.
Anonymous No.41083206 [Report] >>41083230
>>41078483 (OP)
Convinced people back in the day but if you can't tell it's fake now then you're genuinely retarded.
Anonymous No.41083221 [Report] >>41083230 >>41083311
>>41083188
Family Vacation is one of the Skinny Bob videos dude. Those videos are taken in completely different scenarios including video taping Skinny Bob's UFO from a helicopter or plane, I don't know which. I wish you fuckers could see the truth as I do because you could then spread the truth instead of "debunking" everything. Debunking true evidence is bad karma(cause and effect.)
Anonymous No.41083230 [Report]
>>41083206
The retards are the ones debunking, see >>41083221
Anonymous No.41083237 [Report]
Probably because you discovered this board like 10 minutes ago cause we have this thread every day
Anonymous No.41083311 [Report] >>41083373
>>41083221
L:ol I just watched it and if you think that would be hard or expensive to do in the early 2010s then there is no hope for you.
Anonymous No.41083373 [Report] >>41083465
>>41083311
*sigh* The aliens watching disclosure on Earth want to strangle you idiots who can't tell real alien evidence is real.
Anonymous No.41083465 [Report] >>41083745
>>41083373
>The aliens watching disclosure on Earth
Surely they could just disclose themselves...
Anonymous No.41083745 [Report] >>41083780 >>41103204
>>41083465
They do retard. There's thousands of sightings of alien spacecraft every year, many on picture and video.
Anonymous No.41083780 [Report] >>41083800
>>41083745
>They do disclose themselves!
>By flying around as tiny lights and appearing in blurry and shaky video that proves nothing
LOL
Anonymous No.41083800 [Report] >>41084064
>>41083780
You haven't seen the incredible UFO footage I have. Look through this link, there is some UFO footage that is caught on camera very well.
https://www.theorionlines.com/ufos
Anonymous No.41084064 [Report] >>41084336
>>41083800
Wow, that's truly incredible. But you know, if aliens wanted to disclose themselves they would just land and talk to us.
It makes no sense to disclose themselves in such obscure ways.
Anonymous No.41084336 [Report] >>41087507
>>41084064
It leads up to them revealing themselves totally. Many people now know about aliens and so many people will have "I told you so!" moments soon.
Anonymous No.41084378 [Report] >>41084402 >>41084410
Just watched the footage. It is obviously CGI the eyebrow movements alone are obviously animated. The retarded boomers who post here fucking suck at detecting digital footage.
Anonymous No.41084402 [Report] >>41084410
>>41084378
You would think people who post in this board would have better digital footage detection than the average person, but no.
Anonymous No.41084410 [Report] >>41084434 >>41087513
>>41084378
>>41084402
Anons... I told you the aliens are upset at people like you "debunking" disclosure such as Skinny Bob, idiots may actually listen to the shit you say.
Anonymous No.41084434 [Report] >>41084445
>>41084410
Who the fuck are you?

And if they wanted disclosure they should send actual real footage of this shit, not CGI with a stock overlay.
Anonymous No.41084445 [Report] >>41084466 >>41112368
>>41084434
An anon who talks with aliens every day. I post on 4chan to help the disclosure process along, it is an operation, the world wide reveal will happen soon, but in the meantime, I help with the disclosure process on 4chan, such as calling idiots out for not knowing Skinny Bob is legitimate alien videos.
Anonymous No.41084466 [Report] >>41084500
>>41084445
Ask them what is the cure for Alzheimers.

Seriously bro, if you watch Skinny Bob video and think it is real you have a pretty bad grasp on reality.

If aliens are so wise and smart they would send an undeniable video proof, not a CGI video of a single alien with fucking old film overlay.
Anonymous No.41084474 [Report] >>41084500
This is painfully obvious cgi, I'm still perplexed there are retards who think it is real. How is that possible? Its nicely made, the artist who made it probably used it for a portfolio or something. Many have wasted the time to deep dive and prove it is fake, but yet there are still tards who think it's real, lmao. I can tell instantly it's cgi. Whats next, are they gonna think Jurassic park is real dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.41084500 [Report] >>41084538
>>41084466
Humans took the Skinny Bob footage. The cure to Alzheimers is alien technology, nothing we have on Earth that can completely rewire a brain until aliens hand us their technology to do so.
>>41084474
/x/ has disappointed me in this thread with your nonstop calling Skinny Bob CGI. Poltards thought the Charlie Kirk assassination was AI for a while, that's how I view you retards right now.
Anonymous No.41084538 [Report] >>41084566
>>41084500
nice bait, there is no way you are dumb enough to think it's real footage, there is just no way I refuse to believe it lol.
Anonymous No.41084566 [Report] >>41084685
>>41084538
How is the image of Skinny Bob posted earlier fake in any way? Now realize there are multiple videos of this alien and his friends in completely different scenarios including an autopsy, flying of their UFO, them crashed and laying on the ground outside the UFO, and Skinny Bob in custody. WHO THE FUCK WOULD FAKE THAT SHIT? Just look at the image anon, and stop fucking debunking true information.
>>41078789
Here's cute little Skinny Bob!
Anonymous No.41084586 [Report] >>41084685 >>41085092
>>41078789
This fucking alien was in motion for multiple videos, not even this single still picture of Skinny Bob looks CGI. Good fucking Christ guys, get a grip of yourselves you faggot ass debunkers.
Anonymous No.41084685 [Report] >>41084698 >>41084761
>>41084566
>>41084586
What are you guys even on?

The way he moves looks so fake, the old film overlay is to deal with the CGI 3D look.

Images look even less fake because it is stationary you dumbass, but in movement it is pretty clear that it is CGI.
Anonymous No.41084698 [Report] >>41084738
>>41084685
Channeled Galactic Federation message: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DEBUNKERS THIS IS REAL ALIEN FOOTAGE AND IS GREAT FOR DISCLOSURE AND THEREFORE GOOD FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD WE ARE MAKING OUR PRESENCE KNOWN FULLY TO THE WHOLE PLANET VERY SOON NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP SO CALLED SKEPTICS. The Nobody here, kek at that message.
Anonymous No.41084728 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
Regardless of real or not, the ayylmaos i saw one time looked most like skinny bob or the jrod from the alien interview video. compared to any other alleged evidence, but there's lore about multiple races so idrk
Anonymous No.41084738 [Report] >>41084739
>>41084698
Yeah, sounds a lot like someone you should trust
Anonymous No.41084739 [Report]
>>41084738
I completely agree if you weren't being sarcastic.
Anonymous No.41084761 [Report]
>>41084685
>implying they should move in a human way
>implying they should move like mammals
>implying they aren't giant bugs who move like bugs
Anonymous No.41085092 [Report] >>41085113
>>41084586
Are you retarded? His eyelids are motion blurred.
Anonymous No.41085113 [Report] >>41085205
>>41085092
Stop. Let's start planning for the imminent positive alien invasion instead of calling true alien videos fake, that would help us all, right?
Anonymous No.41085205 [Report] >>41085223
>>41085113
I'm all for positive alien invasion, but that video is fake.

If whatever entity is communicating with you is telling you it is real, either you should stop your larping ass, the entity is trying to fool you and succeeding, or you should take your meds cause you're talking to yourself.

So if you are for positive alien invasion maybe you are the one who should stop if you're incapable of seeing how fake that shit is.

You can still plan for it without having to spin that bullshit.
Anonymous No.41085223 [Report] >>41088034
>>41085205
>Know Skinny Bob footage is authentic
>Anons come out of nowhere "debunking" it
>Channel the Galactic Federation saying the footage is authentic
>Retards say it's still fake
MFW (enter your own cringe face, I don't have an image to convey the cringe I want to convey)
Anonymous No.41085780 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
I saw this video years ago and it still looks "natural". Even if it is the best CGI of that time real Greys probably look like that.
Anonymous No.41087507 [Report]
>>41084336
>It leads up to them revealing themselves totally
So why don't they just do it? They have been appearing as lights in the sky for thousands of years.
Most incompetent "disclosure" of all time.
Anonymous No.41087513 [Report] >>41087580
>>41084410
>Hey lets disclose aliens by putting fake filters over our "real" footage xD!
Literally no one would do this.
Anonymous No.41087580 [Report] >>41088022
>>41087513
Then why did someone do it?
Anonymous No.41088022 [Report]
>>41087580
>Why would someone put a vintage film filter over their CGI to make the video look like it is older than it actually is
Gee, I wonder.
Anonymous No.41088034 [Report] >>41088043
>>41085223
I got in touch with my galactic federation contacts too. They told me whoever is telling you this video is real is lying to you and trying to deceive you.
Anonymous No.41088043 [Report] >>41088081
>>41088034
Stop lying.
Anonymous No.41088081 [Report] >>41088322 >>41088474
>>41088043
I'm not. I'm sorry that evil entities have been trying to trick you. It's ok though, we all make fools of ourselves sometimes.

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Anonymous No.41088151 [Report] >>41129318
4chan pic
Anonymous No.41088322 [Report] >>41088474
>>41088081
Confirmed. Entities are lying to him.

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Anonymous No.41088474 [Report] >>41089394
>>41088081
>>41088322
Yeah bro, evil entities are telling me how to convincingly tell retards that Skinny Bob is authentic alien footage. SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.41088628 [Report] >>41088650
It's just the way his head moves in the scene where he's sitting down, my gut tells me that looks like animation, just like how they animate video game characters. Also the obvious low IQ of the leaker, Ivan.

My gut is usually right (for me), simple as. I did read the skinnybob website though and it's commendable how much time and effort people have put into analysing this.
Anonymous No.41088650 [Report]
>>41088628
Faggot fucking bitches, stop saying this footage is animation because retard lurkers may just believe you.
Anonymous No.41088667 [Report] >>41089399
>>41082976
confirmed ragebait larper
Anonymous No.41089394 [Report] >>41089399
>>41088474
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Anonymous No.41089399 [Report] >>41089438
>>41088667
How is seeing multiple alien species IRL rage baiting?
>>41089394
Stfu
Anonymous No.41089438 [Report] >>41091601
>>41089399
I am a representative of the Galactic Federation. It's come to our attention that you have been fed false information?
Please leave your name and location so we can follow up with you on this matter.

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Anonymous No.41091297 [Report] >>41091914
>>41082360
>>41081462
Because "Ivan" said it himself, in the notes section prior to the clips: the videos were edited to obfuscate the origin/timeline of them being filmed so that the video would have less of a heat signature for feds
Anonymous No.41091393 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
Bob was the caveman, Prometheus was the skinny alien.
Anonymous No.41091601 [Report]
>>41089438
DO NOT LARP AS A GALACTIC FEDERATION CONTACTEE, STFU.
Anonymous No.41091914 [Report]
>>41091297
>Obfuscate the timeline
>less of a heat signature for feds
Lol, what are they going to do if they know when it was filmed, go back in time? LOL
Anonymous No.41091979 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
known hoax, why muddy the waters with old hoaxes?
Anonymous No.41093439 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
the fuck are these arbitrary remarks with absolutely no basis and definitely written by someone who has no experience with 3d modelling, rigging and animating?
Anonymous No.41093635 [Report] >>41094281
>its durr cgi
>what is rotoscoping (its from the 1970s)

Idiots are retards, what can you do. Its real footage of something that had rotoscoping effects added in post.
Anonymous No.41093716 [Report]
>>41081551
Kek pathetic cope
Anonymous No.41093750 [Report]
it was debunked ages ago
Anonymous No.41094169 [Report] >>41094191 >>41112114
>>41078483 (OP)
>too detailed for cgi
its bullshit made for americans because americans are all fucking retards with a one digit iq.
>no no no wee so smart here is my iq test
you dumb fucks really dont get it.
Anonymous No.41094191 [Report]
>>41094169
LITERALLY just 5 of them have a high iq the rest is abysmal retarded. buncha mexicans mowing lawns while germany and japan build everything for them thats important. fucking losers. cant even engineer. how stupid are these people and act like theyre number one in the world.

youre the number one shithole in the west!
Anonymous No.41094207 [Report]
you have giant gaps everywhere because you refuse to use the metric system and youre so stupid you cant see it. you will never be real engineers, pussies.

>quick let germans build our rockets to nowhere
we even invented the stealth tech for your cheat bombers. a german name invented every single thing in existence youre using, the computer everything you assholes.

you selfish assholes.
Anonymous No.41094220 [Report]
i wish every god damn day we would declare war on you assholes! it doesnt matter if we all die, what matters is that ALOT OF YOU DIE! YOU DUMB FUCKS WITH YOUR SASQUATSCH AND GALIUMS!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.41094226 [Report]
YOU DIDNT DESERVE A SINGLE THING THAT YOU HAVE YOU TRAITOR ASSHOLES!
Anonymous No.41094236 [Report] >>41094335
americans are all stupid and traitors, the only people you can trust on earth are germans and japanese.
how did we end up here with all you phony fake bastards.
you want to save this shit, i sure dont. you want to keep on going with your fairytale circus!
Anonymous No.41094279 [Report]
we have to fight your fucking war on 2 fronts now you dumb fucks with your war all the time because you cant get enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>its da joos
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FAT??????????
Anonymous No.41094281 [Report] >>41094295
>>41093635
>It's real footage
>They just made it look fake because that's what you do with real footage lol
And you call others retards...
Anonymous No.41094289 [Report]
these fat fingers cant engineer bro, better luck next time. lets hope a nigguh shanks you on the train and the world got rid of you.
Anonymous No.41094295 [Report]
>>41094281
hey merifat go outside for a walk you fat pig!
Anonymous No.41094335 [Report] >>41094378
>>41094236
I’ll bite how are Americans traitors
Anonymous No.41094361 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
>How have I never heard of this or seen /x/ talk about it?
Because you're a new fag. There was a thread about this last week. Anyways this shit isn't real and has been debunked ad infinitum I'm bored of hearing about this crap.
Anonymous No.41094378 [Report] >>41094389 >>41099484
>>41094335
by denouncing the real inventors of everything. you denounce the people who hold your shithole together and act like its the mexicans you have imported mowing lawns.

you level germany and we build it all back up again and still own you, piss easy.
350 vs80, just go fucking die.

you constantly sabotage germany because were efficient and smart, youre stupid and inefficient because of it. thats obvious.

you ruined ww2 to live with 100million nogs, export your shit culture everywhere.

youre traitors to mankind. you all dont deserve to live.

TOTAL ANGLO DEATH
Anonymous No.41094389 [Report] >>41094409
>>41094378
>its Americas fault Hitler thought he could conquer Russia and Japan bombed Pearl Harbor
>mm we will keep buying Russian gas despite knowing Putin is aggro for decades

Alright Hans
Anonymous No.41094395 [Report] >>41094412 >>41099484
the biggest demographic posting here are stupid brain rotten americans who are holier than though. just ugly people inside and out.

now you want to burn everything down because your own shithole is toast. youre not good people, you never will be. you will always be demons.

the end.
Anonymous No.41094409 [Report] >>41095049
>>41094389
it was funny to see how drumpf himself told you morons that you cant engineer anything anymore and you cant build ships (1/year) fucking lol.

your shithole is toast. you have no engineers and the ones you do have are retards who cant use metric^^

were all going down in flames now because of you greedy assholes and guess who will be blamed again, off course the germans.

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!
Anonymous No.41094412 [Report] >>41094441
>>41094395
>Look at how hecking kool I am all lower case letters!!
Anonymous No.41094441 [Report] >>41094469
>>41094412
you know what the irony is with you stupid bastards. even when we stop all trade relations and no more engineer your shit and your entire shithole falls apart youre going to flail like the retards you are because you demand to be number one not because of merit just because...

youre not good people. youre proud of being demons.
Anonymous No.41094450 [Report]
you will have to live in the hell of your own creation and it will follow you, wherever you go. you bottom feeding demon spawn.
Anonymous No.41094469 [Report]
>>41094441
America is dedicated to good relations with Germany one of the greatest allies, relax all will be ok we will defeat the Russian menace.
Anonymous No.41095049 [Report] >>41099226
>>41094409
If only euroturds had a will and stuck to their pledges over a decade ago to invest more into military
Anonymous No.41095179 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
It always struck me as fake.
Anonymous No.41095654 [Report]
Definitely fake.

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Anonymous No.41096196 [Report]
fake


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Anonymous No.41096842 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQCXN4o4Ps
these videos were posted as blackmail gradually increasing the amount of information presented until the american congress discontinued the investigation that would have prevented the uraniumOne transaction

these beings are a normal part of our lives.. however their technology easily prevents us from having memory of this
Anonymous No.41099181 [Report]
real alien
Anonymous No.41099196 [Report]
interesting that as disclosure hearings come up old hoaxes like skinnybob have resurfaced.
Anonymous No.41099226 [Report]
>>41095049
*invest in anything.
Anonymous No.41099287 [Report]
>>41081048
Cat bones it is.
Anonymous No.41099474 [Report] >>41101641
>>41078483 (OP)
>"too detailed to be CGI"
According to who? CGI can be extremely well detailed. It's obvious CGI.
Anonymous No.41099484 [Report] >>41099557
>>41094378
>>41094395
Your pitiful race will never match the achievements of the Anglo.
Anonymous No.41099557 [Report]
>>41099484
faggot that is the gayest video ive seen the past 3 mins
Anonymous No.41100671 [Report]
been debunked, stop chasing lies and focus on the actual hearings
Anonymous No.41101641 [Report] >>41101667
>>41099474
This is what CGI looked like back then. And you want us to believe that Skinny Bob was made using the same technology? LOL
Anonymous No.41101667 [Report]
>>41101641
moron, but thanks for bumping
Anonymous No.41101856 [Report] >>41102217 >>41106926 >>41117219
Dude I am neck deep in alien shit and UFO stuff and I do believe that they are real but skinny bob has always seemed like a load of horse shit. Which is ironic since I'm like 60-70% sure the picrel alien interview is real and that's the one people usually instantly discard as hoax.
Anonymous No.41102217 [Report] >>41102290
>>41101856
It's very easy to spot the real and fake ones. The real ones will make you feel sick to your stomach and make your blood pressure drop.
Anonymous No.41102290 [Report] >>41103763
>>41102217
>The real ones will make you feel sick to your stomach and make your blood pressure drop.
Proof?
Anonymous No.41103204 [Report]
>>41083745
One of them just to disclosed to me that you're retarded.
Anonymous No.41103763 [Report] >>41103881 >>41103912
>>41102290
It's something you have to experience. The real stuff instills an unmistakable feeling of terror and dread that no fake image or video can ever replicate.

The clostest you will get are images that are based off the real thing. It will give you an incredibly uneasy feeling, but not the same level of dread.
Anonymous No.41103881 [Report]
>>41103763
Was searching reddit for the original and came across a thread with hundreds of pics in the replies. One of them did it to me, but I don't know which lmao
Anonymous No.41103912 [Report] >>41103997 >>41109042
>>41103763
nta but I know what you mean, deathly afraid of aliens as a kid, I'm talking couldn't go to the bathroom in the middle of the day until I was nearly 13 because I was convinced there'd be a grey waiting for me, randomly got over it entirely one day but kept up with the alien fanaticism aspect of it all for the rest of my life.

29 now and of course we've all seen countless "alien" photos but every once in a while I'll stumble across one that puts me back in my 12 year old self's mind, instant dread and anxiety, almost despair at the thought that this intelligent humanoid could look at me and process the situation we're both in the same way I am.

it's hard to get it across, but it's not like looking at a wild animal that wants to kill you, it's the feeling that it knows exactly what you're thinking and exactly why you should be afraid.
Anonymous No.41103997 [Report] >>41104154 >>41106926 >>41109042
>>41103912
You're spot on with the description. When you feel it you just KNOW.
There's pictures that are spooky, ones that make you feel a slight dread, and then ones that make your blood run cold; those are the real ones.

This one did it for me as a kid. Seeing it on the shelf in blockbusters had me rooted to the spot. I was terrified but fascinated. I'd go back every week, dreading seeing that box on the shelf, but also always making sure I'd head towards that section so I could catch a glimpse of it. That's how I know this one is based on a real image.
Anonymous No.41104154 [Report]
>>41103997
bruh you just explained the feeling i get with this.I know it's not real, but the movement, the voice, it coming out of the trees? fuuuuuck it just awkens something primal in me and I freak the fuck out.
Anonymous No.41104206 [Report]
>>41082328
>The difference is, that movie actually looks like CGI unlike Skinny Bob footage which is actually authentic.
The difference is, that movie actually looks like CGI unlike Skinny Bob footage which I wish were real. Ftfy.
Anonymous No.41104572 [Report]
OP here, the aliens convinced me I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters
Anonymous No.41106926 [Report] >>41107455
>>41101856
vid plssssssss vid NOW
SPOONFEED ME

>>41103997
Dark Skies fucked with me as a kid, plus this one "what if?" alien invasion show where this guy's eyes blew up.
Anonymous No.41106945 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
REDDIT BANNED ME FOR POSTING THIS!!
Anonymous No.41107455 [Report]
>>41106926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvamS6X5l2I

here you go little timmy
Anonymous No.41107469 [Report] >>41111855 >>41128478 >>41128603 >>41128612
If I were an alien, I wouldn't even consider stopping off on this planet for a bathroom break if I knew how the humans on this planet treat non-human species.
Anonymous No.41107830 [Report]
Skinny Bob was a hand puppet.
Anonymous No.41109042 [Report] >>41112122
>>41103912
>>41103997
guys don't be afraid. be like the Knights of old. faith in God and in your sword. never abandon the principle of combat.
Anonymous No.41111855 [Report] >>41112048
>>41107469
From what I've heard humans are an exception that we share our planet with other species, and most other advanced races typically wipe out all other creatures.
Anonymous No.41112048 [Report]
>>41111855
>From what I've heard
Let me guess, star command told you this?
Anonymous No.41112065 [Report]
>>41081036
dont leftists hate israel?
Anonymous No.41112114 [Report]
>>41094169
Yet, the majority of your life revolves around America and its culture.
Seems to be a pattern for all non-Americans preaching about how much they hate America. Consume American content; visit American websites; discuss American politics; follow American trends; plead for American intervention or assistance; etc.

If anything, the consistent condemnation of America as a whole seems to be shallow and little more than a social fashion accessory these days; it's become trendy.
Always willing to shit on America and its citizens but rarely demonstrating gratitude or appreciation for the benefits they enjoy thanks to them.

If America were to stop funding NATO, the UN, WHO, and other such international organizations; close down a large number of foreign US bases and cease protective duties, it's pretty safe to say it wouldn't be the American Citizens complaining afterwards.

It says a lot that the international community can take so much from America and its people, remain completely clueless with regard to just how much help they receive, and simultaneously demand more while talking about how much they hate them.
Anonymous No.41112122 [Report] >>41112246 >>41114275
>>41109042
Pic related is so tuff, where is it from?
Anonymous No.41112246 [Report] >>41114275
>>41112122
i would love to know it aswell. i remember seeing the artist's website, it was full of pics like this
Anonymous No.41112368 [Report]
>>41084445
How does one talk to aliens? Skinny bob is so cute I NEED to talk to him or his kind
Anonymous No.41112374 [Report]
First, lurk moar. Second, the movement is horrible and he's animated like a videogame character from 2007. You are a genuine double digit IQ if you think it's real.
Anonymous No.41112407 [Report]
Aliens are clearly humans from the future that time traveled to past and use our times as some sort of amusement park.. Skinny bob dm
Anonymous No.41114275 [Report]
>>41112122
>>41112246
owen cyclops
Anonymous No.41114309 [Report]
this hoax has been debunked ages ago lol
Anonymous No.41114646 [Report] >>41114748 >>41114757 >>41117141 >>41126549
>>41078483 (OP)
yeah this is what a future human looks like. It is technically not a human anymore. His head is not large. The rest of his body is just small. Only a few people know why this occurs until recently. They seem to have lost their sexual reproductive capabilities by becoming subordinate to a type hive-like automated reproduction colony. They all look the same, because they are all the same copy of genes that is only allowed to evolve as it is necessary to the controller. Much like how many insect and worm colonies will output endocrine signals to suppress the hormonal development of worker drones so that they do not develop into a new queen that competes for the same resources, the same is true for these future primates. For the hive to function under the domination of automated reproduction, it must suppress the development of the offspring that it produces, because if they were allowed to develop naturally outside of the controlled conditions, it will destabilize the hive and the colony breaks down. There is only 1 fully developed future human primate in this colony, but he is confined to a fixed location plugged directly into the machine most if not all of the time. These primates cannot just revert back to hunter gatherers. The machine has permanently altered their genome to be dependent upon it forever. When you communicate with this primate you may think you are communicating with a unique individual but you are not. All actions are coordinated through the processes of the machine directly controlled by the one human that was allowed to mature. Some say these controller types appear differently but I would not know. The average human you are familiar with would be incapable of navigating this primate's native environment where processing basic functions are too complex for 1 human brain all by itself. It's much like Elon said about bandwidth and neurolink.
Anonymous No.41114686 [Report] >>41114729
>>41078483 (OP)
They will never tell you the truth about this because if you knew you would not want to exist anymore. The tendency for person to lose all motivation by the horror of what will eventually happen to us is extremely high for psychologically normal people.
Anonymous No.41114710 [Report]
so if you ever encounter one of these creature just prepare yourself by knowing that you have encountered just 1 worker drone out of an entire hive that has no ability to interact with you itself. It's mouth does not even function. If you do communicate with it, you are actually communicating with an organic machine whose actual presence is elsewhere. It will communicate to you with more than just words and this is not really easy to describe. It's like you just know and can feel it and it is intense. almost too intense
Anonymous No.41114714 [Report]
yeah thats it. fuck all of this
Anonymous No.41114729 [Report] >>41114742 >>41114763
>>41114686
Tell us more anon. I remember a supposed leaker saying "You are not ready for disclosure. You all have to start therapy NOW".
Anonymous No.41114731 [Report]
Yeah I wanted to know but damn! holy fuck. It's just so idk
Anonymous No.41114742 [Report]
>>41114729
Gariepy got the info and published it. Not all of it though. He wrote that whole book just so he could reveal what he found in the last chapter. It's kinda obvious when you put it all together. You will never ever find aliens thousands of lightyears away. These are future humans and can only be that
Anonymous No.41114748 [Report] >>41114791
>>41114646
>ChatGPT: 3D print me a human
>*prints out a grey*
>WTF is that thing!
>*prints out endless greys*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.41114757 [Report] >>41114887
>>41114646
What does it mean if I saw a grey alien in my bedroom doorway in a dream? It was smiling at me. Are dreams some kind of interactive dimension that the can reach us through?
Anonymous No.41114763 [Report] >>41114772
>>41114729
I'm done thinking about this
Anonymous No.41114772 [Report] >>41114836 >>41114865 >>41114882
>>41114763
The 2-weeks to months prediction didn't turn out to be true, but read this post anon. It was posted in a dying thread and got 0 replies.
Anonymous No.41114791 [Report] >>41114814
>>41114748
yeah basically but they are all retarded little mutant children
Anonymous No.41114814 [Report]
>>41114791
i didn't mean that in a bad way
Anonymous No.41114836 [Report]
>>41114772
yeah that's why it will not happen. I guess it is like knowing exactly when and how you will die. The brain biologically protects itself from comprehending this for the reason posted there
Anonymous No.41114865 [Report]
>>41114772
It is very common to hear severely depressed people say, "i would never kill myself because I just want to see what happens next". It turns out that is actually a very crucial psychological mechanism to the human mind particularly during a time of stress. Like if you were running a marathon, the while time you are meditating on the moment you finish. But if you knew half way through that you could never finish you would give up almost right away
Anonymous No.41114882 [Report]
>>41114772
What if they perfectly describe the afterlife and it is something horrible, and something just "clicks" in your brain and you just KNOW the horrible afterlife is true as it awakens something primordial in your mind that confirms it to be true.
Anonymous No.41114887 [Report]
>>41114757
most of the real ones do not take place in the room with the person experiencing it. They seem to be capable of bringing you to them somehow
Anonymous No.41114936 [Report]
maybe the big secret is that the controller types really are aliens that have enslaved humans by creating a hive-like formation of human-like copies subordinate to its processing. idk I'm really done thinking about this now seriously
Anonymous No.41115914 [Report] >>41116080 >>41117009
People joke about aliens abducting cows but I think there is merit to it, imagine you're a human from hundreds of thousands of years in the future and learn that there was an animal perfectly bred to produce yummy and nutritious drink. You would want one.
Anonymous No.41116080 [Report] >>41116155
>>41115914
Or we insist on drinking a beverage that we aren't biologically equipped to, and were gaslit by advertising for years. They're bred to be eaten, like you.
Anonymous No.41116155 [Report] >>41116171
>>41116080
you are brown
Anonymous No.41116171 [Report] >>41116218
>>41116155
>oh shit he's right better say he's black
Sure buddy. Cope harder, humans aren't meant to drink dairy and it's why it gives you cramps.
Anonymous No.41116218 [Report]
>>41116171
>i can't digest milk so no one can
kill yourself anon, is life without milk even life? if i couldn't digest milk i'd be angry too but you can't take your anger out on others
Anonymous No.41117009 [Report]
>>41115914
>from hundreds of thousands of years in the future
It's not that far away. It can't be hundreds of thousands of years. The copies degenerate rapidly. As it turns out, the complex dynamic evolution of DNA over time cannot be replicated. Its like the most effective geometric encryption. This is the flaw in the whole method they have adapted and it they will eventually become extinct. This is how it ends and they know it. So the abductions and embryo extractions are directly related to some method of survival for them.

So the reason why it can't be 10,000 years into the future is because the trajectory we are on now would indicate that all of complex life will be extinct in the near term. This is not necessarily all because of climate change directly but because of the need to transform all possible resources available into a "standing reserve" for the machines programmed purpose. Many people fear the paperclip machine but that is already what is occurring rapidly on a wide scale and it appears unstoppable. Human DNA cannot replicate itself without being immersed in an environment of complex life. So when complex life is finally destroyed completely, they will degenerate rapidly until they lose all distinction from inanimate objects.
Anonymous No.41117092 [Report]
the only way to continue existing in the future ironically is probably nuclear war. Another possible (yet unlikely) way is to cease total political control over the entire planet and regulate these processes to conform to conditions that will support the continuation of life. You would literally have to conquer the planet away from all people accountable for making (or not making) important decision.

But you see I have just described a paradox! now how do you solve it. idk
Anonymous No.41117141 [Report]
>>41114646
>For the hive to function under the domination of automated reproduction, it must suppress the development of the offspring that it produces, because if they were allowed to develop naturally outside of the controlled conditions, it will destabilize the hive and the colony breaks down
So the whole "transgender" thing has very obvious origins among these techno optimists that would indicate a direct causal link to the intentions of this machine in its infancy. The goal is not so much to give everyone estrogen so much as it is to just block human hormonal development. So this whole time that you were thinking, "this transgender stuff is too stupid to be real", you are correct. Everyone knows how stupid it is but that is not the goal.

Puberty blockers are therefore a direct method of producing rudimentary human worker drones subject to the psychological conditioning which would render them totally subordinate to the architecture of the machine's hierarchy.
Anonymous No.41117193 [Report]
It seemed to me like I was just not compatible to them. I felt a sense of rejection when I tried to look at them. I think they just threw me back quickly
Anonymous No.41117204 [Report]
they were correct
Anonymous No.41117219 [Report] >>41117268 >>41117327
Skinny Bob struck me fake because of the way the skin on his forehead moves when he blinks and the sleeve perfectly conforms to his arm when he moves it. Combine that with the stock film grain effects, with the lack of color and it's a wonder why something as important as alien encounter looks worse than Safety Last from 1923.

>>41101856
I get that the alien has big eyes so it's really sensitive to light, which is supposed to explain why it's so fucking dark, but even owls and other nocturnal things can adjust if their eyes are given enough time. And if that's still an issue, the exposure of the camera could still be adjusted to make the image brighter. Really, the darkness is obviously just supposed to hide how fake it all is.
Anonymous No.41117228 [Report]
you don't want me. I am only capable of standing fully upright
Anonymous No.41117268 [Report] >>41119565
>>41117219
you can produce a human like that today by just giving them puberty blockers when they are children. There are already a many people walking around who look a lot like this from taking puberty blockers. so that is how you can know. just go see for yourself and come back here to tell us. This is all so obvious at this point

by the time a significant portion of the population is like this and subordinate to their algorithms its far too late. And if you were to shut of their electronics they would fail to adapt
Anonymous No.41117297 [Report]
get out of the fucking cities
Anonymous No.41117327 [Report]
>>41117219
>Really, the darkness is obviously just supposed to hide how fake it all is.
yeah but there was outdoor daytime footage by the same uploader titled 'family vacation'
Anonymous No.41117517 [Report]
yeah thats why pedophilia acceptance is a necessary for mass adoption. When the real hormone blocker hit the market it will be like large amounts of permanent children selling feet pictures. This should raise your suspicions quite bit because children on hormone blocks never experience sexual desire. So then what are they doing?

They are exploiting your natural tendency to simp for females and children by mimicking them and sending those signal to you while simultaneously blocking authentic signals between a person and their families/children or potential wife/husband. It works most effectively with gay men.

THE SHOOTER THAT KILLED CHARLIE KIRK WAS most likely Tylers actual handler. I imagine he demanded that they role play as well as all of the typical conditioning techniques you can find using LLM's
Anonymous No.41117841 [Report]
yes they use the secrecy domain of pedophillia to obscure their intentions, and because this disgusts average people we are less inclined to investigate their strategy among ourselves.
Anonymous No.41117977 [Report]
so what will happens is the youngest of these children taking puberty blockers will befriend other older initiates in these gay communities who then find older gay men. The older initiates will stand in to facilitate this in such a way that the child just appears like a tagalong. The gay man feels like he won the lottery but he is just a simp with no actual role in the future of this apparatus.

Russia was the first to catch on to this. There were multiple videos going around as early as 10 years ago where these nightclub would host gay children events. The Russian assets would appear with cameras to crash the event and shut it down and everyone at the nightclub would scramble. These vents are now illegal in Russia.
Anonymous No.41118026 [Report]
It was "American" NGO's who organized these events in Russia. So the accusation that we have a problem from within is something to seriously consider
Anonymous No.41118069 [Report]
they don't do the gay children events now that they have reliable legal age initiates in the program. it was just an entry method
Anonymous No.41119565 [Report] >>41126431
>>41117268
You replied to the wrong post.
Anonymous No.41119713 [Report]
let it slide
Anonymous No.41119834 [Report] >>41119842 >>41121887
>>41078483 (OP)
>/x/keks are still falling for this
lol
Anonymous No.41119842 [Report] >>41119846
>>41119834
I am so disappointed in /x/ bros saying Skinny Bob is a fake hoax. You should all be embarrassed for saying that.
Anonymous No.41119846 [Report]
>>41119842
gullible retard
Anonymous No.41121887 [Report] >>41125267
>>41119834
you are small minded
Anonymous No.41124833 [Report]
real alien
Anonymous No.41125267 [Report]
>>41121887
Imagine being a brainlet who believes in skinny bob. Is it nice?
Mr2weekQ No.41125268 [Report] >>41126455
Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
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Anonymous No.41126431 [Report]
>>41119565
he got the message
Anonymous No.41126455 [Report]
>>41125268
thanks anon
Anonymous No.41126477 [Report]
>>41078789
i always have the urge to whack these fuckers in the head with a baseball bat.
Anonymous No.41126549 [Report] >>41128452
>>41114646
Bro that’s a subplot in Stargate SG-1
Anonymous No.41126604 [Report]
>>41078483 (OP)
Looks like CGI imposed onto real footage. Popped up in 2011, looks about right for the time.
Anonymous No.41128452 [Report]
>>41126549
post link
Anonymous No.41128478 [Report]
>>41107469
I bet there is way to prove this by analyzing the distribution of patterns where they should or should not be random
Anonymous No.41128603 [Report]
>>41107469
>>41078789
a research facility would have used cameras much different than what was available to the public like rotary prism, rotating mirror, or fastax. It is most likely an Orthicon tube camera
Anonymous No.41128612 [Report]
>>41078789
>>41107469
this is the camera
Anonymous No.41129318 [Report]
>>41088151
Absolute chad jawline aesthetics. Going to sit in my cuck chair and watch as he gives my wife the BRC.
Anonymous No.41129346 [Report]
>>41078639
>the alien is a mars attacks puppet
Close.

There was some TV special from the 90s that was purported to be leaked autopsy footage from Area 51. The puppet came from there.