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>you hate me because you want to be me
>you just secretly jealous
hell no I don't want to be gay and have to wear a diaper or a plug or keep checking my ass for leaks.
hell no I don't want to be gay and not be able to feel brotherhood without wondering if they want to fuck me
hell no I don't want to be gay and always lose to women who aren't even trying to be especially feminine.
hell no I don't want to be gay and never be called a faggot by my male hetero friends.
hell no I don't want to be gay and have to do all that womanly upkeep while still holding down all the male responsibilities
hell no I don't want to be gay and live under the expectation of being either flaming sissy or maximacho
hell no I don't want to be gay and expected to be always spritely or have special wisdom or be magically fashionable and put together
hell no I don't want to be gay and be automatically invested in LGBT when I'm just 25% of that acronym.
hell no I don't want to be gay knowing that so many gays will just have promiscuous sex even if they know they have STIs, and even more don't even bother to check
hell no I don't want to be gay and only be able to pass on my genes by having sex with someone I feel no attraction to, or pay $30,000 minimum for in-vitero.
hell no I don't want to be gay and need to prove my capacity for violence before people take me for a man
hell no I don't want to be gay and know even before I look that most of the men I want are unattainable jbc hetero is nature's default
hell no I don't want to be gay and have to celebrate Pride in principle even if it is a parade of sluts.
hell no I don't want to be gay and be unable to tolerate most hetero men; course, smelly, unhygienic men who slap me on the back and call me buddy and invite me fishing and mean it.
hell no I don't want to be gay and can only pick my partner among gay men, who are as catty as women and strong as men
hell no I don't want to be gay but I just hit 2000 chars gotta stop