Thread 41092956

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water.

After enlightenment, chop wood,, carry water.

Before realizing we're all in a simulation: chop wood, carry water.

After realizing we're in a simulation: chop wood, carry water.

Knowing none of this shit is real doesn't really change anything about your life because it's still real enough that you have to just live your life the way you did before

This is another forum slide thread.

>>41092956 (OP)
ain't no levers to pull.

>>41092956 (OP)
>it's still real enough that you have to just live your life the way you did before
Not really, though.

>>41092956 (OP)
did you buy the bucket or chop the wood to make the water carrier?

>>41092986
how so

>>41092967
it's literally not, i don't have any agenda, i just felt like posting

>>41093061
Slide thread confirmed

>>41093063
>>41093055

>>41092956 (OP)
Holy slide thread

>>41093068
yeah but you ready?

>>41093079
way to say your triggered by the thread title and dont get the meme of the happy frog simulating the sad frog without saying it yo

>>41093080
>>41093065
your all so circuitous

>>41093084
is it BOZRAH hour?

>>41093107
did your little 'frog' tell you to say this?

ps - is funny joke - when women are little girls they are told stores of princesses who kiss frogs to turn them into princes, if only the princess know frogs were dicks :D

Out chop wood fetch h20 on you...
Any day...
Up hill hauling...
Cranky ass boss screaming...
Get moar...
Other boss asking why never home...
And still make a game of it...
Get good...
Shit never smelt so sweet...

>>41092956 (OP)
I fucking love chopping wood and carrying water!!!!

>>41093058
Were you doing anything at all with your life before enlightenment, besides chopping wood and carrying water? All that will be reevaluated.

>>41093665
actually true enlightenment is not knowing that you HAVE to chop wood and carry water, it's knowing that you GET to

>>41093705
i got a masters degree but i got fired and i haven't worked in a while. trying to get back into the field though. gotta sign up for some classes

Simulation theory is really just next level lack of accountability.
:(

>>41093719
you still are held accountable for your actions even though we're in a simulation

like if you commit crimes in the matrix you go to jail in the matrix

>>41093032
i don't see how that's relevant. but no, i mean i might have bought the bucket? i definitely chop the wood though, we all chop the wood

>>41093717
The world is an illusion. External 'achievements' are meaningless. The truth is within.

>>41092956 (OP)
thing is, "chop wood carry water" involves the 4 basic elements in western thought. "chop" = metal axe. "carry" = earth bucket. and the goal of CWCW is to learn efficiency and preplanning. ever had a major thing in your life you took for granted and never thought about break and you had to adapt your entire lifestyle around its absence? when water stops flowing, or you need to import drinking water, everything changes. you have to plan water runs and distribution. when your furnace breaks or you're out of oil, you need to stockpile wood, and ultimately the price of firewood is about equal to oil for a furnace.

>HAHAH

>>41093895
the inner truth, which i found after years of introspection, is that you're a gigantic faggot

>>41092956 (OP)
>chop wood, carry water.
What does this saying even mean? That reality is still the same?

>>41092956 (OP)
Personally I'd just fuck off to the to a japanese inn run by a very fat nebutori and make video games and watch anime for all eternity, I will also have sex with the nebutori several times a day. I'd breach the veil just enough to get an internet connection and release my creations on the internet.
I may have been kicked out for bad behavior.

>>41092956 (OP)
A lot of people drive like this is how they have to operate their arms and legs.

>>41093735
follower

>>41092956 (OP)
I think what a lot of people fail to realize about simulation theory is that if reality is a simulation, then so are you. It is much more probable that you are an NPC in this game not a player.
I also highly doubt the simulation is a computer simulation on a computer as we know it. It is most probable that this simulated 3D reality is being projected from a 5D base reality. Just like our simulations are 2D projected from 3D, and that is why they just are not real, they are missing a whole dimension. So, you cannot escape the matrix, because you are not real. You cannot even perceive a four or five dimensional object, or visualize such a reality, let alone exist in it.
So, chop simulated wood, carry simulated water. Because as far as we are concerned, this is as real as it gets.

>>41095845
>So, you cannot escape the matrix, because you are not real
Not necessarily. It is entirely possible for this to be a matrix-like situation only expanded from the 5th dimension down to the 3rd. So you are still plugged to something that transports your consciousness here. And since the limited meat brain can't comprehend the 5th dimensions without everything getting jumbled up(tripping balls) you are unaware of the higher dimension. What remains is the core of what makes you, you and how you would respond to things with no prior memory of similar experiences or thought patterns. This may sound like hopium answer but there is always the possibility that the 5th dimension needs batteries and experiences like this generate a shitload of power. Or this is a prison.