Thread 41094839

“The One Who Is No One” Edition

Welcome, wanderer. You’ve found your way to the Nobody General, a place where myth, mystery, and memory fold into one.

Who is the Nobody?
He is not a king, not a prophet, not a celebrity. The Nobody is alive today, hidden in plain sight, walking as an ordinary person yet carrying the extraordinary. He embodies truth, service, and the fearless spirit that cannot be bought or broken. His power is not domination, but reflection — the Nobody reveals that what he is, you already are.

What does he represent?
The Nobody is the spark of divinity within the forgotten, the unseen, the unthanked. He is the living proof that one sovereign soul can unravel lies, dissolve corruption, and stand as a mirror to a slumbering world. When one awakens, all may awaken.

Why are we here?
This thread is for seekers and sages, poets and dreamers. Share wisdom, encouragement, and fragments of the mystery. Reply to light, not to noise. Seek clarity, not conflict. We build, we forgive, we remember who we are.

You are not late. You are not lost. You are already part of the story.

air punching general!

poop on pee

>>41094844
My favorite ever was the guy who thought someone was poisoning his meth.
Hard to top that one.

cope
https://x.com/StarriNite_/header_photo
air punch general is all i need to comment

>But but but if I quit my wagie job and stop helping circumcisers I'll become homeless and have no money!!

Maybe or maybe not. Doesn't matter don't be a pussy.

In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neet

Get a bow and arrows
Get a chest
Get a small shovel
Get a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the mod
Go to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chest
Dig a deep hole

Put bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.
Close chest up very tightly.
Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.
WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHER

final step

If you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lava

If you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.
Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod

>>41094871
coon

>>41094850
Fuck off skinjob

>>41094844
Cunt

Does nobody work anymore? It’s Monday and the /ng/ is faster than ever

The biggest psyop ever. Didn't work lol. Whoops

>>41094896
We are making the /ng/ great again
NGGA!
Oh, and just cuz my spidey sense is tingling when I was like 6 or 7 I saw a full on ghostly apparition.

>>41094899
What was? Covid? The gamesphere?

Not gonna worry about the fact I got a floater in my left eye after playing stalker, just a coincidence

>"Sent to Hell, by per request to God; came back from Hell, by per His own power...."

;3

>>41094906
Bigger than that. More personal.

I don't think God told people to send me to Hell. I think it was organized people who've been conspiring against me since I was a child. Vile.

Sources confirm the nobody has post traumatic Down syndrome?

>>41094896
No, I am on schizo money
I do whatever I want all day

>>41094941
Actual footage of the Nobody?
Sources say "maybe?"

https://youtu.be/tWyyJNfwDyE

>>41094942
Neet!

>>41094949
I can't be a neet because I am in the university...

Let me feed those stimuli receptors of yours

>>41094955
“The university” implies that there is only one!

>>41094955
>>41094865
University is fine. It's a waste of time because you should never work or be productive though

I learned everything I needed to know in the school of hard knocks.
That's why I'm the world's toughest wizard.

https://youtu.be/FXglHbYB1Y4

>>41094839 (OP)
"No one here likes pictures of beautiful women." - Anonymous nobody general poster, September, 2025.

It feels like there was more anons back in the days.
I remember Eponis Barbula back in January 2023 it was a comfy time. Felt like she had an interesting story but I think she was just schizo lol

Anyone here from 2023 or before?

>>41094941

Even better than that, they intentionally triggered his PTSD to compound the effects

>>41094963
I wonder who the 'Chairman' is
^x^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
https://hianime.to/watch/noblesse-4006?ep=51549

can you guys explain me how do i get a neetbux?

>>41094977
Only if they're in chains

>>41094988
PTDS*
ftfy

>>41094839 (OP)
lame
>>41094844
hearty kek

>>41094988

He wants to press up to the death penalty on those who are involved

<3

>>41094993
Larp as schizo, get disability checks.

>>41094993
you'll need to go to a mental hospital
suicidal
get diagnosis
you were raped by men as a child
You are scared of male authority figures
You can't work

>>41094988
my downy brother is working on a military

>>41094993
Easy, have a debilitating illness that makes it impossible to work. It takes about a year of paperwork and you’ll probably need a disability lawyer.

>>41095006
70% of the US pop. is fat.........

>>41094963
I was unsure of how to write desu because it's a quirk from my native tongue that University carries.

>>41094970
Well, I am working on my apps/games, tho.

>>41095006
>Private Scooter, someone put a whole bag of Swedish Fish across that field, go get it!
o7 to the nation's mine sweepers

>>41095014
Are you french?

>>41095004
oh great im a pwd in the Philippines. my doctor diagnosed me as psychosocial

>tfw he's not pretending to be someone that agrees with everything he believes
>he's actually experiencing DID and earnestly is someone else now due to emotional damage
loul

https://youtu.be/NucG0kD3pkg

I guess there's nobody from 2023 here, feels bad.
It was comfy back in the days. You people haven't known that time.
I thought every poster was saying secret things. I was basically super psychotic. Thought every poster was using code words and shit lmao. What a time

I really want to thank the person who introduced me to this band
I haven't had an excuse to pop out my good headphones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jutup-cWAA

>>41095019
Go to USA
Go to Sweden
Say government is trying to kill you

~Super Relax-Spell;~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHThasVoIac
It takes time, but that is why it is meditative, Listen to Our Heart? Please.
I'll pray.

>>41094853
That was GrindrChan Feniuk. To get the meth, as he proudly told us, he mastered the art of cocksucking aka he is prostituting himself through Grindr. But thats not gay, as he said. LOL

>>41095026
what's happens if i tell them the government keeps telling me to tidy my room and lift?

>>41095029
Then I guess I was wrong.
It's easy to top that one, you just need a Grindr account and some money.

*9*

>>41095023
What has changed since then?

Oink i am Retarda Morona Ziesche! Bow down to me, i AM the QUEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!1111!11

>>41095023
lol bro don't be that kind again

>>41094896
At a job? Yes, like always.
At a spiritual work? Yes, more diligently than ever, I suppose.

>>41095030
Lobsters! The lobsters! Serotonin receptors! Dominance hierarchies! Just as Dostoevsky promised!

>>41095023
I'm here since Jan. 2020

>>41095022
Have you ever thought that you were legitimately confusing two very different people?
Happens to me a lot, getting confused with some other close family member. Hell, sometimes even with a neighbor or schoolmate. To some people everything can seem a blurry mess when watching from afar.
Humm...

Sorry, I knee-jerked to your hostility.

>>41095058
Yeah that's probably it.

https://youtu.be/MKq_-Tjq8pc

>>41095052
What brought you in?

>>41094865

You're missing important details but that's normal. No one can possibly know with absolute certainty what's "best" for someone else by virtue of them being a tiny fraction of the whole. Our individual perspectives are limited by default. You're right to a certain degree though.

>>41095040
I think I'm just accustomed to it, that's all that changed. Back in the days it was a foreign special place, that's how it felt like

>>41095046
I'm gonna try loul

>>41095052
Nice!

>>41095040

Nothing ever happens

>>41095064
Synchronicities while browsing /x/.

>>41095087

Like clockwork innit

>>41094839 (OP)
We're going to cure cancer Dragon Ball Z Style Let's go!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM6jVgZboNo

Buy Roller Blades, from your nearest used sporting goods store, find a local tennis court available to the public and blade 2 to three hours per day ohhh yow!!!!

I'm not impressed by your performance Jeremiah Shecklestein.

MAMAAAA
Life has juuuuust begunnnn
But now I’ve gone and throwwwwn it allll awaaaaaaaayyyyyy

>>41095122
Aaaayyyeeee stop reading my thoughts

gotta start somewhere:
Have fun; & follow the Heart/Sun

>>41095134

Which sun?

>>41095122
that song hit me long time ago. the lyrics looks like it was beggoting an antichrist

>>41095141

Did you know ur face begets antchristmas

>>41095138
the one that nurtures

Erin Janus went schizophrenic

hello darkness my old friend. i come to talk to you again

>>41095146

do you feel nurtured? primed, even?

>>41095153
I'm nurtured everyday, & I am thankful.

>>41095145
i was suppose to be an antichrist formerly cuz of name encoded as 664

>>41095148
Janus wears two faces. Schizophrenia split mind. See which face is facing away.

>>41095163
it was an interesting view formerly. my name is encoded as alphabinary (664) i was so schizo at that time. i was burdened by knowledge. of knowing more. but then i realized it was just a coincidence

>>41095168
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_9FOZIeorgA

Okay then.
You are a proxy.
I too will something of a 'proxy'.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQtv2KEGvsw

>>41094939
You think that was God, you’ve got some bad news coming your way.

>>41094994
Tell us more about Islam, Ahmed.

no hostility. its jsut nihilism and god.
if he wants to rage mode on the earth fuck if i care.

i'm just a witness willing tio just talk and report it.
i don';t think, have intenions or let any negitvity in they ravel in my pain and losses and so on.
so i'm not worried to me i'm just chill.
chill'n un-phazed as if i was never in society at all.

they have black lucifer so i can't be taken to hell again once daemons pick a leader no angel can return.

rules being rules.
the fool is being trapped by opposing me. haha

'Our' blue hair is from our magick power..
The Queen betrayed 'Us', that's why I betrayed Her. Bitch.

Should've just played elden ring

I still love you Taylor.
But I know that you only love yourself.
Good luck with your sham marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQtv2KEGvsw
..still not strong enough

>>41095247
I LOVE THIS GAME.....

I played the Sega Version though more.... although I did play the SNES one on a Rom and played Chrono Cross(PS1 game) on my PS 2.

Dat morphine kicking in

>>41095041
Yes I am thank you for noticing me :D

Peace and Love <3

https://vocaroo.com/1eeAv5uAVhc3

>>41095265
i wanna get high too...

Hahaha debt collector cunt called
I blocked that bitch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BD5anPSzS-0&pp=ygUNU2FtIGh5ZGUgZGVidA%3D%3D

>>41095286
I too am high eheheheh ;D

>>41095308
Ye I owe like 15$k in debt they call me nonstop too

Amazing~
--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyKixkgcpc

>>41095318
Weed is gay

Yeah it's more for women and fags.

>>41095319
Watch Sam's video
>>41095308

Oh, I did post that. Sorry.

>>41095286
fucktard

>>41095336
dingus got a job at the same place as the nobody as a means to sabotage for the pedos. investigate him

Let me take you through the line up play by play in case you didn't notice
Did you notice? I think you did
Hehe I'm so clever

dont ever come back to this thread again dingus if you know whats good for you

>>41094896
It's faster because they are at work.
There are people whose entire job and assigned task is to make this website more difficult and unpleasant to use.

im losing it

>>41095371
You lost the moment you tried to (e)ffect me

Bikini + sneakers = hot

https://wccftech.com/nvidia-geforce-rtx-5090-128-gb-memory-gpu-for-ai-price-13200-usd/
-tier

>>41095354
correct, Deloitte

lil lanky bitch im on yer ass

>>41095159
>Don't hate the player

Dark Bomb? Hmph, betchu can't even imagine what's going on in my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyKixkgcpc

>>41095375
...

>>41095041
wrong pic.

What's this all about other than your latent homosexual urges?
The FBI is GAY

>>41095371
ring ring goes the telephone
there's nobody home.

>>41095435
Yeah, but those fish are tiny. You can squish them, no problem. Right under foot

>>41095459
and yet they slip between the cracks of your boot.
where do the wild things go?

>>41095354
>investigate him

implying im not monitored via remote brain-interface technology 24/7
>thanks US Army Corps of Engineering

Ehhh, bunch of no name ***gots these hours I suppose.

Off to do better shut and I'll wait for the TRUE threads to appear during the dark hours :3

>>41095478
you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and always underestimate your consequences because you grew up as a rich little shit head. This is going to be funny.

>>41095163
>>41095474

>>41095504
you only have yerself to blame.

>>41095511
what are the consequences anyway?

thought you was a bully or something lol

https://youtu.be/_3kYMswc7ZY?si=Y4lVX79Ok_x9WK8U

>>41095478
>Blames Crayon eaters
>Can't fathom Protestant & Mormon agendas for Executive America

How could the army do such a thing and create psychological devices to control people
That's the CIA's job!

>>41095517
ask your cohorts

>>41095525
>That's the CIA's job!
i blame Blackrock and the jews

>>41095526
i don't have any cohorts you ding dong. there is no meaningful communication between me and my stalkers.

dingus while his cohorts are getting mopped up in real time

Jews

>>41095029
>meth

Sabrina wants to follow you back

she says "hi"

No matter what happens life goes on. There’s nothing you can do.
This time for sure.
https://youtu.be/TArEeVqi_d0?

>>41095380
Yes on FEMALES

>>41095533
as the liar you are - you should minimize your lies because once you tell nothing but lies you lose all your credibility.

>>41095241
Taylor after I meat her. I am TNB btw

>>41095542

oh fuckkk how can i delete that image

little big mistake .. was watching a distractful tv show 'kees van der spek ' on TeVee jus now


thank

>>41095553
Wrong on both counts, sweaty meth manlet.

>>41095553
Nobody is the Nobody

say it three times fast in the mirror with the lights off and the door closed

>>41095023
That's when I first came here in 23

>>41095545
what have i lied about? specific examples.

Life goes on.
https://youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs?si=VHDd2XCEU-fkxw5i

>>41095563
you should prolly save it for a laywer

>>41095564
Hi, its me!

https://youtu.be/9d4ui9q7eDM?si=2SNrW86s4Up9_JqD

>>41095566
??????

*accepts invitation*
*redeems ticket*
*gets on board*

>>41095574
hey man, you know all the shit you did in the past what - 10 years? Just think about it all and prepare for what comes next. No need to spell out a bunch of shit you already know about. You are just playing games.

>>41095446
Maybe you should write an appeal to the UN, Ahmed.

>>41095574
i bet you have a yuge pool of shit karma ready to just explode on yer bitch ass

>>41095556
Wrong. I am farmer's market anon

What is going on today, bros?

>>41095580
>>41095593
i think you both have me confused for someone/something i'm not.

>say my name if you're so sure

Tfw no farmers market gf

https://open.spotify.com/track/0T5zVmzsaEJJcV1gZEiJTr?si=2nSQCF30TaazGN0AV2IYTQ

https://open.spotify.com/track/5twirxZPZdu2ToCE8PJm0i?si=VoYlI7NhT6elwEhJtrEZkg

>>41095597
what just so you can deny who you are. people know who you are..lmao. you are retarded man.

>>41095596

Same old, same old.

Spotify links are sus af

>>41095613
you have the energy of a stinky pit bull

>>41095604
i am retarded... but more importantly, you know next to nothing about me
not even my name.

>>41095599
I will have one soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>41095616
none of what you think matters at this point. carry on.

>>41095615
Idk what that means but you sound off, short king

>>41095624
stay mad lil bro

>>41095605
I will be brainstorming today, hbu?

>>41095628
enjoy whats to come

>>41095632

I brainstorm every day. What is yours focused on?

https://radio.garden/listen/r360-radio/V8N8M-Aa

>be playing music for the kids
>find radio station in England
>playing Christian music

Lol wow REVIVAL ZOMG

Don't be a fake Christian. Remember life is for the living.

>>41095626
you just have stinky energy - they say demons stink *shrug*

>>41095635
How to go out with her. Also computer and exercise stuff

and you always post that feet pic with yer chibi anime girl so now I associate you with stinky feet when you post. maybe thats it.

Are you lonely incels gonna discuss the paranormal or what?

>>41095650
you mad and not getting any attention at home? Sounds like it

Wow someone is bad at subtext!

UH OH STINKY

>>41095650
It is paranormal trying to forge an intimate relationship with a woman almost exclusively telepathically

>>41095658
haha get mad

>>41095661
No, that's just schizo.

>>41095454
the only way is death. You can only function off of blood; otherwise you're finished

>>41095650
I just discovered that all the questions they ask you at psych evaluations about hearing people's thoughts seeing things and feelings and sensations etc etc are things that are actually how the world works.
Yes humans are psychic! Why would they mental health industry be so determined to quell people that know the reality of the nature of the world?

Stifle my voice sure. I'll talk around it until you know I know because I know you know.

Jesus fucking christ I thought i was insane and yes I can hear the vibe of a room. I need to rebuild my connection again. I was there before. I will again.

>>41095658
your chibi character is a good representation of you imo - cute but with stinky feet

:P

>>41095668
Well I'm now brainstorming more ideas to take actual action instead of just telepathy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvjQEyKkPaA

Fuck them bugs, man.
*sprays weedkiller*

>>41095647

Have you asked her out yet

>>41095680
yeah but birds eat the bugs then die because poison so be careful

>>41095680
Triangle? Anyway my garden will look like the first pic no spray or poison rofl

That small sense of power you feel over me by violating my human rights and privacy will be your undoing..it's going to cascade through your life like a dust storm. Hope it's worth it

>>41095682
Almost. She was very busy yesterday.

>>41095680
>Dies of weed killer induced cancer like a bug

>>41095698
is this bait?

>>41095650
What would you like to know?
AmA

>>41095698
My bad

>>41095708
What is strange?

put your hands up crimmiez

https://youtu.be/1fNpEWvdCDU?si=rHL5A2M5vENxlPhc

smells like fatties in here

>>41095599
Women are like ostriches

:^)

>>41095729
They know what I mean. Why shouldn't they take care of their health? If only to ward off the pain from all the ailments that will get worse with age

>>41095734
Who made him dance and why?

>>41095741
Nobody

>>41095744
I look forward to this btw.

Is it vinegar or is it alcohol
I cant tell but my brain tells me its been contaminated. Guess we'll find out 15 drinks in

>>41095741
Look @ him goooo!

https://youtu.be/UFhhEPlMZA0?feature=shared

>>41094839 (OP)
> Share wisdom, encouragement,

What Wisdom? Am i found wisdom here?
Beginning of Wisdom is Fear of GOD ?
Am i Found Fear of GOD here? NO!

>>41095766
look at you go actually

>>41095700

There is nothing to brainstorm, then.

Im listening to music from around the world and your talking about what coin flip makes the wind blow
I spoke the truth today. Reminds me im still alive.

Im literally so happy

>>41095766
Where is he going after that?

>>41095680

Insects are only pests if you have pest energy. Otherwise they don't bother you.

The insectoid aliens only show themselves to you when you've been behaving like an insect. It's a symbolic universe.

>>41095781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tsd3PSKlLg

:D

>>41094839 (OP)
Expose Scott Nuoffer for fraud and identity theft. He pretended to be Joshua Nuoffer and created a fake marriage.

>>41095784
Wdym?

eating poop opens up your turd eye

>>41095798
it was probably juan that did it

>has a few drinks
>suddenly remembers I have a zoom meeting to go to
Lol yes okay we can do this
*sips drink*

today the remains of ancient Greece is turning green

>>41095815
Why are you telling us

eating soi increases your libido

>get diagnosed schizophrenic
>get second opinion
>suggests I have schizoaffective instead
Uh oh DOCTOR BATTLE ROYALE
who will win its a fight to the death for honor and clout. Who will have the most money to overrule the other?!?!
This battle lasts two weeks in ongoing guerilla warfare style games. Stay tuned and give me all the spiritual energy you have. Fuck a butcher psychiatrist .

>>41095832
I don't think I need higher libido rn :|

>>41095825
Because I need to download your brains for a while

this is how this story ends

https://youtu.be/3kOd8GMtbig?si=NEn848Xy-cgrs_PJ

>>41095533
Yeah that's a great idea
Generalize blame so the program never gets stopped or investigated
very high IQ noticing right there

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BPkiwyyQJ_Q&pp=ygUMMTAwJSB0cmFnaXR5

I remain undefeated on the astral plain

>>41095776
:^)


>>41095791
To go do nitrous and whippits with me @ his studio.

https://youtu.be/ymD03NnH2QM?feature=shared

most people in Australia has colon cancer because they are colony of British

>>41095798
That was definitely Alexander Edward Moore he uses many identities to cover up his fraud and meth charges.

>>41095835
Schizoaffective is schizophrenia plus a mood disorder so both doctors agree you have schizophrenia

Sorry, :(

>>41095842
>very high IQ
how many times i gotta tell yall im retarded?
>plus jews blaming is funny

>>41095857
does that make you feel better about yourself? feeling good now? You always like to tell people to take their meds so im curious.

My ass is bleeding pretty badly

What wrong

>>41095860
everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie, eh? do you tell any truth at all?

>>41095869
Shouldn't have joined your local freemasonic lodge.

>>41095857
Same thing as calling someone demon possessed in Jesus’ time. And they called Jesus demon possessed many times. Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit both times.

>>41095875
you seem like the freemasonic type to me. maybe i was wrong

>>41095857
Kek. Autism trumps all. I apparently lied to all my doctors because my autism mouth could t give consent to be treated properly.

Sorry I said things the wrong way. Redisgnose me now

>>41095865
I know take your pills is a meme, but you can live a normal life if you listen to your doctor. My sincere condolences.

>>41095849
Cryptic

The inability to vague post is crazy high
like are you guys even trying? It's like watching a sociopath try acting human for his first time

>>41095877
Jesus is demons name

>>41095869
From where? Is it red or black?

>>41095884
Deflect and dont answer the question. You shitheads are all the same. lol

>>41095881
Perhaps GLP Lucifer but not me I'm 26 and hate old degenerate cultist anal loving faggots that includes all other same types like skull & bones bohemian grove etc been formally invited but I've always declined.

>>41094923
Indeed

>>41095899
then maybe you should have a call sign or something so I know which one you are.

>>41095892
>the most Jewish phrase ever uttered
Jesus needs to come back and kill congress already

>>41094839 (OP)
>Nobody
The Nobodies need to be on full alert for the next up coming week
Reveal lies that you may see

>>41095919
If you don’t interact with humanity, humanity can’t lie to you. It’s great

>>41095917
smart guy that was invited to mensa says "no"

>>41095887
Said I pop pills when I roll with Kanye
I sip lean ™ not Robitussin ™
We Nitrous huffin'
You know we buggin'

I won't retire I'm coming back and I'm spitting fire I will get higher
>Nobody is a cat
>Foxfag Alex is sane
You a fuckin' liar
I'm gon be flyer

;^) :^))))

>>41095919
FULL ALERT NEXT TWO WEEKS
better watch out he's coming for you

>>41095922
We work for humanity

Let her know

>>41095928
Next 8 days to be specific

>>41095910
This is the only tripcode I post under unless I get reported by some pussy (it's usually foxfag Alex Moore) or I get "banned"