Thread 41115620

>Saint Guinefort
>XIII century
>local dog
>folk saint
In my opinion, dogs are heavenly creatures, and deeply spiritual, despite on different level of intelligence obviously.

In my opinion, the lowest dog deserves more heaven than the noblest human

No. Most dogs believe in quantum immortality.

>>41115650
that's a bullshit theory

I've heard doggos have a special place. Cats too.

>>41115620 (OP)
>be human
>see wolf
>bribe wolf with meat, then totally subdue and enslave him until he is an unrecognizable former shell of himself, totally dependant on humans, a pitiful begging cuck creature
>this is my bestest fwend
Why are humans so evil

>>41115668
>Why are humans so evil
because satan made us

Yes, because I said so. In fact, in the dogs' honor, I will dedicate the planet Venus to them so I can finally erradicate the existence of the filthy, depraved, hypersexual woman that is the "god" of the Western world. Now the faithful dog can be the companion to both the Sun (male) and Moon (male) across the cosmos.

>>41115883
Based and dogpilled

Not pit bulls, but then again they are already demonic satan spawns straight from the depths of hell so they just return to their home turf, which could be considered heaven for them

>>41116062
maybe, just maybe the infant was the future antichrist, and the pitbull saved us from that?

>>41116062
>be human
>continue to breed dogs until they're retarded hideous abominations, an insult to nature itself
>it was le ebil debul
maybe >>41115701 is onto something

>>41116180
of course. you ever wondered why doing evil is easier for us, and being good requires serious effort? as if it was a difficult chore

>>41115620 (OP)
All dogs are saints

>>41119049
they certainly are guardian angels

>>41116197
wrong. it is easier for the average human to be altruistic than selfish.
>criteria for ascension
>service to others path 55% STO, 45%STS
>service to self path 95% STS, 5% STO
identical in difficulty

>>41119064
wrong. we are born evil. we are fascinated by evil. we created thousands of pictures of hell in arts, and very few images of heaven. we can't imagine what heaven is like, but we exceed our imagination in what hell looks like. it's natural and easier for us to think of evil than it is to think of good. if we were naturally good, we wouldn't need laws, religion or civilization

the jewgod hated dogs lmao

all his jewish prophets thought dogs were shit

also christianity is a psyop

>>41119847
>greasy musty disgusting smelling hasidic rabbi telling me dogs are bad

never talk to me or my dog ever again

>>41119080
>all humans are born evil
The same logic used by people who rape and kill babies

Dogs are noble? Guess you don't really understand animals. I can say I've seen dogs act better than some humans but that is meant as an accurate insult to humans.

>>41115668
Doggos are le cute and i give them much love. They actually like receiving pets and belly rubs

>>41120152
So edgy. You sound like you’re brown or black

>>41119847
god damn, I must get two dogs

>>41120386
oh wow, someone posted something on topic. please accept this golden 4chan account, you earned it

>>41119847
No wonder they went after my little dog. Those bastards are heartless.

>>41120952
they are the synagogue of satan

>>41115883
Alright gayyy

There is also another religion that doesn't like dogs. Since we're on the subject

>>41121383
that's because the dogs bit the faggot prophet

>>41115620 (OP)
Cool story

>>41120952
What happened?

>>41115620 (OP)
So your dog died and youre sad? is this the front page of reddit

>>41119080
We can picture hell more easily because we try to scape it. It's meant to protect us.

>>41125898
Get out of this thread cat lover

>>41115620 (OP)
There are 40 references to dogs in the bible and none of them in a good context.

TDD

>>41126288
So that means dogs are based if desert niggers hate them?

>>41126316
Jeet dogfucker detected.

>>41126366
You kikes really are schizos huh

>>41126366
Jeets like you eat dogs but sure

>>41126382
Jeet dogfucker it is. Codex Pajeet called it.

>>41126377
Where from anything I posted did you get anything indicating I am a jeet? Shitskin kike nigger. I hope you get mauled by a pitbull.

>>41126288
>bible says
A lot of horrible shit

I just wish I got as happy as my dog gets when I grab his leash. I could win $100 million and still not be as happy as he is to walk to the park

>get to heaven
>"hey, Lord, where are all the pitbulls?"
>"don't worry about it"

>>41115620 (OP)
If dogs go to heaven then so do pigs cows chickens etc etc

Non human beings and persons are a good argument for veganism.. so is name the trait
https://philosophicalvegan.com/wiki/index.php/NameTheTrait

This dialogue tree has been used by vegans many times in live debates, (feel free to comment on one of their videos, email them, message them on Instagram etc to challenge them to a debate on NTT )

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JiGT6ox0Y-M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJR5vsrkr9A

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQLjgo2TfcM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrtziO8Ffc4&pp=ygUjRHIgQXZpIGRlYmF0ZSB2ZWdhbiBuYW1lIHRoZSB0cmFpdCA%3D

If someone says it's okay to kill a animal and turn them into a burger but not okay to do that to a human and the reason they give is that animals can't reason but humans can they'd have to bite the bullet and say it's okay to turn severely permanently mentally handicapped humans who can't reason into burgers. Or go vegan. Or name another trait(s)

>>41115668
You can't rape the unwilling

>>41125845
unironically, jews

>>41126288
that's a good reason to be an atheist

>>41126222
that's a nice cope. how do you explain that people laugh when they see a person get hurt accidentally? american funnies comes to mind

>>41128833
maybe there's a lesson to be learned from it?

>>41128976
>If dogs go to heaven then so do pigs cows chickens etc etc
why shouldn't they? they never sinned, unlike humans and have more right to go back to the all-loving source

>>41129157
to cont. animals served the lord in much better way than humans ever did. it's not animals that don't have souls, it's humans who HAVE to not only believe in god, but also do good deeds and obey the commandments. It's us who have to prove our worth, not animals

>>41129132
lmao, thats the kind of thing middle schoolers say to sound le edgy

>>41115668
Dogs live longer than wolves on average. Domestication is beneficial for the wolf. Seen some foxes try to domesticate themselves.

>>41129204
Why is a long life preferable if you're in captivity? It's only preferable for the captor, dumbass

>>41119847
>>41120824
Fuck the Jews. Adopt a dog today! Want to oppose Israel? Adopt a dog! That cute fur baby will give you more love than Israel ever could.

>>41119847
>also christianity is a psyop
really?

>>41129239
Damn man i really hate dogs but if it hurts Israel then ok, you've convinced me, I'll go to the shelter immediately

>>41129157
What even is Heaven?

>>41129260
your life will improve

>>41129261
yeah that's the problem. humankind cannot imagine it. we can't imagine and think of the worst, but we can't imagine and think of the best, without having a nagging thought about how to spoilt it somehow

>>41129224
Dogs don’t go through existential crises on the daily, or ever. If I threw my dog out into the wild he’d die within a month. The wolves that did not like humans didn’t get domesticated, hence why dogs like people. Dogs have evolved for humans in symbiosis. Throughout human history they could just leave, but enough stayed. They evolved the ability to understand our emotions, and to look cuter and friendlier to us. Nowadays humans don’t have much need for dogs, so there’s not much evolutionary benefit to it for us anymore. But they’ve already evolved to us, so it benefits them to stay with us. The dog, having its brain hardwired to like humans after thousands of years of evolution, doesn’t think itself a captor, unless you’re a shitty owner.

>>41115668
Dogs are provided with all the necessities to survive, luxuries far beyond what could be provided in the wild, and have procreated to now vastly outnumber their wild counterparts. From an evolutionary perspective, domestication is perhaps the most successful strategy for animals living in the anthropocene.

>>41129286
>If I threw my dog out into the wild he’d die within a month
depends which country. in Cambodia, when I was "visiting", dogs were able to live on their own, if they weren't eaten first. In Europe, yeah, they might have a problem. USA, depends which state. Cali, yes, but Iowa? Nope

>>41129353
Or maybe dogs are just pure? Idk man, just throwing some ideas, like darts, hoping for a bullseye

>>41129286
Imagine being a wild animal and eating raw meat your whole life, then you come across a camp of apes who COOK their meat. That must be so mindblowing. Like meeting aliens with advanced technology. The most delicious most addicitve thing in the world, more powerful than any drug. You wouldn't want to live without it anymore. I think those other wolves just didn't meet any humans, or those humans had some already. Humans only need a specific amount of dogs in their settlements, can't be too many

>>41129286
To be fair, a lot of "evolution" of dogs, is human tampering in engineering, which makes me believe that human evolution might have been similar. We might have been similar to monkeys at some point in the past, and probably some external source (aliens?) domesticated us to be who we are today. That would explain why we didn't evolve further, or maybe, why evolution is a shitty theory that needs to be revised

>>41119847
Dogs are given praise in the Bible for not barking while the Israelites escaped Egypt, which allowed them to escape safely.

There's also a passage in the Talmud (Bava Kamma 60b) that states if dogs are playing for no reason, it is a sign that Elijah the Prophet has come to the city.

>>41129370
>Like meeting aliens with advanced technology.
yeah about that....
it would be kinda funny if the wolves who remained wolves were equivalent of trad conservatives, while the wolves who became dogs, were "liberals", alas I digress, and it's a joke

>>41129374
The jews better work on their attitude, or else it will be the shoah again

>>41129286
>Dogs don’t go through existential crises on the daily,
well yours don't. mine does all the time.

>>41129395
maybe, he is worried about you? maybe he's worried that his best pal is having some trouble?

>>41129384
I agree, but in both the Bible and Talmud dogs (and plenty of other animals) are often attributed with mystical/holy phenomena and Jews are frequently instructed to show grace towards them, which would suggest that the Jew god probably likes dogs.

>>41129403
well, too bad that jews always try to find some workaround the law. talmud is basically a manual on how to avoid the law without breaking it. maybe the excerpts that you read were an exception, but I was strongly disturbed about stuff like in vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

>>41129416
I don’t think Jewgod gives a shit if people operate light switches on Saturday.

>>41129440
well, the jewpeople obviously do, which is comically hilarious

>>41129443
I agree. Mental illness is funny.

I imagine some dogs would go to hell just to keep the humans there company.

>>41129464
Damn, right into my feels

>>41129464
There aren’t any humans in hell because it was conceptualized specifically as a punishment punish fallen angels/giants or otherwise immortal beings.

>>41129464

There aren’t any humans in hell because it was conceptualized specifically as a punishment for fallen angels/giants or otherwise immortal beings.

>>41129512
I am afraid there is hell, because humans have a natural ability to create it.

>>41115668
there are actual dogs not bred from wolves

>>41129261
>heaven
Many many mansions (layers) in heaven
Truth is anyone can choose to incarnate as an animal or tree or even minerals, etc

>>41129591
Chihuahuas

>>41129624
Chihuahuas are domesticated from Native south American dogs who were bred as a source of food
That’s why they’re so nervous and evil
They come from a specific breed that want supposed to be friends but they were dinner instead
If you breed one with a sweet dog like a Pomeranian they’re not so bad tho

>>41116197
because you fell for the brainwashing

>>41129645
or maybe, it's the easier way? various religious people try to brainwash people into doing good things and the result? corruption

>>41129636
>techchi
>An extinct breed of small, muted dog, the Techichi was the precursor to the modern Chihuahua.
The Aztecs and Toltecs bred the Techichi for food, as well as for ceremonial purposes, believing they could guide their owners' souls after death.
When Spanish explorers arrived in the 16th century, they also consumed Techichis when other food sources were scarce.
> Xoloitzcuintli
Also known as the Mexican Hairless Dog, the Xoloitzcuintli is a hairless breed that was valued by the Aztecs and Mayans as a companion, spiritual guide, and occasional food source.
These dogs were considered a delicacy and eaten during certain ceremonies and feasts.
They were often sacrificed and buried with their owners to help guide their souls through the underworld.
The Xoloitzcuintli almost went extinct after the Spanish conquest, as conquistadors developed a taste for them and hunted them for food.
>Maya dogs
The ancient Maya raised and fattened dogs, often castrating them and feeding them maize before slaughter.
Archaeological evidence indicates that dogs were a substantial, though not primary, part of the Maya diet during the Preclassic period.
People in coastal regions placed more importance on dogs as a food resource because of their reliability compared to hunted animals.

>>41129536

https://youtu.be/JMWPSN6JBic
https://youtu.be/diwTGq3uOao
https://youtu.be/tlGM0QMtcRY

>>41129656
Xoloitzcuintli

>>41129666
>666
nice try satan

>>41129666
>there is no hell bro
>gets satanic trips
>picrel

>>41129670
how can you eat that? it's all skin and bones? where's the meat?

>>41129656
>mayan dogs
Pretty much eating pugs which are some of the dumbest dogs next to chihuahuas

>>41129694
That’s a modern version but the older ones were fattened up
>>41129656
Like this picrel

>>41129699
>do not insult my white wife sons again

>>41129694
Chinese would eat that in a second
They sell dog meat at their markets

>>41129710
well, I always considered browns and asians retarded. that confirms it
>white man domesticates dogs
>yellow and brown man eats it

>>41115620 (OP)
dogs are multiated wolves
they would not be if they didnt get spayed/neutered
id say dogs are animals just like humans
they can be good or evil
i tend to like all dogs tho

>>41129718
yeah, I know that chinks are bugs. I don't even consider them human. I really hope that there will be a war with China in the future and that we can finally wipe them out

>>41129714
I knew someone who would always have a pack of pugs and they were either stupid or mean as fuck. Those types are best mixed with other breeds like chihuahuas because they’re so inbred they have mental and health problems
I love dogs by the way but I understand why Mexicans decided to eat those types

>>41129742
It was a joke, I tried to be funny ;_;

>>41129750
I thought it was funny and I wouldn’t really eat a dog but I’m white and not brown or Chinese

>>41115620 (OP)
Yes!

>>41129986
yeah, that kinda puts things in the perspective

>>41130059
calm down, we try to find a scientifically proven example. we know it happens, we just need to find out why

>>41115620 (OP)
Yes.

>>41130222
thank you for trips, god will bless you

>>41129687
>>41129679
Are you Christian?

>>41130445
yes. but I'm not a cuck
you will not understand it, because you area afraid to venture into the hostile territory.
many of you feel comfortable with simple spells, because they make you feel good. you don't try to reach people. you don't try to understand people. you don't care about them.
you care about your understanding being the ideology.

I am the true follower of christ, because I don't judge people. I approach them like a friend. And like a friend, I want to help them, not to judge them. This is something you never learn, and instead, you repeat the mistakes over and over again

>>41119049
Not nigbulls.