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Edna No.41253391 >>41253397 >>41253524 >>41253599 >>41253643 >>41255919 >>41255986 >>41256383 >>41256772 >>41259728 >>41259758 >>41260831 >>41261034 >>41261206 >>41262391 >>41262850 >>41262850 >>41265070 >>41265198 >>41266488 >>41268611 >>41271198 >>41271595 >>41271926 >>41272892 >>41273533 >>41273548 >>41273803 >>41275910 >>41275942 >>41275991 >>41276053 >>41281170 >>41281174 >>41283466 >>41285429 >>41289205 >>41290158 >>41292143 >>41292730 >>41292978 >>41294048 >>41294147 >>41294335 >>41297455 >>41299621
Edna, future sorciere supreme
Yo people.
I plan to become Witch Supreme
For that I need to train
It's an opportunity to see your wish come true

>How does it work?
To put it simply, it's like healerannon, you tell your worries or not, a simple "help" is enough.
I am doing my best to help.

If you give me your impressions, your sensations, or even if you don't feel anything, dont be shy, tell me.
It helps me a lot to develop my potential


>How much does it cost?
Do you really want to pay me?
Keep your money small cheeky
Do it on purpose to live
Have Faith in Myself
Give me really honest feedback
Enough will be enough

Don't be afraid, tell mom everything.
Anonymous No.41253397 >>41253488
>>41253391 (OP)
Hello, Edna. Could you guide my dreams tonight?
Anonymous No.41253404 >>41253493
Witches are women did you know this? If you are a woman then I pray you have a blessed full moon eve this week. The moon is so beautiful tonight
Edna No.41253488 >>41255307
>>41253397

Hello, I'll do my best
Don't forget to tell me if it worked
Edna No.41253493
>>41253404

Thank you very much
All the same for you
Anonymous No.41253524 >>41253583
>>41253391 (OP)
Hello Edna, please help me reconnect with someone. I miss them so much. It's all I've wished for for 1.5 years now. Thanks in advance, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your week.
Edna No.41253583 >>41289996
>>41253524

I hope For you that you will find what you are looking for
Tell me if it works
Anonymous No.41253599
>>41253391 (OP)
>witch
you just want vanity...
Anonymous No.41253643 >>41253743
>>41253391 (OP)
Help me get laid
Edna No.41253743
>>41253643

I help you, my dear, I help you
Keep me informed of your progress
Anonymous No.41253778 >>41253867
Β‘Help!
Edna No.41253867
>>41253778

I heard your call
I hope you'll be well
In your life
In your body
In your feelings
Anonymous No.41253958 >>41254085
Edna, I need you to manifest me a work from home job so this pupper gets belly scratches and daily walks. Preferably one where I make at least $2k a month. Please don’t let this boy down, be a good witch
Edna No.41254085 >>41255124
>>41253958

Look this Lil boy, he's so cute.

Very well, a job that allows you to have free time, as well as a decent income.
The best I can do is make sure you cross paths with a career opportunity
It's up to you to search, find, test, change, search again

I want to know how well it works for you.
Anonymous No.41254090 >>41254192
>yo people
Just give up grandma
Edna No.41254192 >>41254216
>>41254090

>be you
>Come on the tread
> rattle
Are you aware that you feed a tread that you don't like?

Lil zoomer
Anonymous No.41254216 >>41254419
>>41254192
YWNBAW
Anonymous No.41254419
>>41254216
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED
WE MUST SAVE TRANNIES FROM THEMSELVES
THEY MUST DETRANSITION
Edna No.41255052
Your worst mistake was to hurt yourself, limit yourself, for nothing
Anonymous No.41255124 >>41255286
>>41254085
Thank you Edna. Already felt more motivated on our morning walk. Your magic is working. Sending you good vibes
Edna No.41255286
>>41255124

It's nice to hear
I hope you will find your way

As we would say in French
Γ‡a fait du bien au chien
Anonymous No.41255307 >>41255435
>>41253488
It was a baffling dream. Mixed outcome.
Anonymous No.41255337 >>41255464 >>41255815 >>41255919
Could you please regenerate my foreskin?
Edna No.41255435
>>41255307

I hope the next dream will be better for you
Edna No.41255464 >>41255815 >>41255919
>>41255337

At best it will cure you
At worst, I'll send you other possibilities to treat yourself, it will be up to you to choose/refuse the methods proposed.

I have heard of a method that allows you to treat serious burns, thanks to fish skins, thanks to seaweed

Maybe a doctor somewhere can offer you this.

Keep me informed of the progress
Anonymous No.41255469 >>41255812
I want to become a mother next year and for my marriage to be a happy one thank you Edna
Edna No.41255812
>>41255469

Try again you'll see if it works now
Otherwise, you can always adopt.
Saving a poor little abandoned soul is rather charming
Anonymous No.41255815 >>41255869
>>41255337
>>41255464
>Edna gave him a fish dick
Based witch
Might smell funny to have fish skin wrapped around your dick but it’s better than no foreskin
Edna No.41255869
>>41255815


I misunderstood the meaning of foreskin
I'm fucking died

I gave him my best speech
Gg wp good troll
Anonymous No.41255919 >>41256174 >>41256413
>>41253391 (OP)
>>41255337
>>41255464
ok, since he asked about his foreskin ... may I ask about getting a thicker better cock? Not trolling. I just ... well you can guess what I need it for ... or if that's not possible I'm also ok with being super skillfull with what I have now. ...
I just want to bring some joy into this world ...
Anonymous No.41255929 >>41255955
Edna is about to be overwhelmed with guys asking to magically grow their cocks
Anonymous No.41255955
>>41255929
Nah
I don't no magic for that
Nature does it by itself
Anonymous No.41255986 >>41256213
>>41253391 (OP)
I'm in my early twenties, I've been a NEET for several years, I have been shut-in for longer, I missed out on the relationship with the girl I loved, I dropped out of school in the pandemic, basically lost/cut contact with my few friends and am potentially looking at an unfulfilling job to barely support myself.
I have been anxious and depressed for the longest time. My family broke apart because my mother was insane.
My keto diet helps a good bit, but I still walk around with eye circles all the time.
I am basically trying to hang in there and work myself up, as my life can't stay the way it is.
I've felt in limbo for a long time, I've felt I awakened some creative part of myself as I grew up, which I think is now actively hurting. I thought I had healed, but I think a lot of that was only repression or escapism. Every day I have bouts of anxiety and depression. A sort of overcoming or looming hopelessness and loneliness.
Please don't pity me, I don't want to rub off negativity on anybody reading this.
I'm trying to be strong and positive.
But if there is anything you can do to get my hopes up, even a tiny bit, or to help me see if I have some sort of spiritual problem, parasite, curse or whatever, or to help me realize something that would make me feel better.
Well then I would honestly and deeply appreciate it.
Edna No.41256174 >>41256182
>>41255919

To make a penis bigger, I don't know at all.
I can always try

However, to use it better, I advise you to "heat"/Raise the excitement partner before penetration.
Caress the sensitive areas, say sweet words, look for the G-spot.

Do your tests, you'll see
Anonymous No.41256182
>>41256174
thank you, Edna. You rock!
Edna No.41256213 >>41256289
>>41255986

The best advice I can give you
You need Jesus
Or anything else

Then these are tricks that you must know, it doesn't hurt to remember it from time to time

-Maintains regular physical activity
-continue to eat properly (fruits, vegetables, lemon, orange)
-it doesn't give you a real rest, just having an empty head, it feels good
-keep the faith

Never forget, you must survive to your enemies
Edna No.41256236
Then I will go to bed, if you need me, you will have to wait.

Looking forward to seeing your nice message again
Anonymous No.41256289 >>41256306
>>41256213
Thank you for your kind advice Edna. And I won't forget.
Edna No.41256306
>>41256289

Thx too

*I meant "a real rest"
The automatic correction is really a pain
Anonymous No.41256383 >>41260837
>>41253391 (OP)
I wish you became the Witch Supreme!
Anonymous No.41256413 >>41256740
>>41255919
Anon I happen to have read some relevant studies a couple years ago and shall now share what I learned with you
I am normal sized, but was researching soft-tissue and hard-tissue growth cycles in a bid to better understand the human body and health.
From what I remember the penis grows a lot more like bone than other soft tissues, it just doesn't calcify. And you probably knew this, but in other mammals it does in fact become partly calcified.
Anyhow, the relevant pieces of advise were zinc intake, not too much though, magnesium, folate, and lots of vitamin D+K2 mk4 and 7, plenty of glycine for the synthesis of connective tissue, maybe a tiny bit of vitamin C, as well as high overall protein intake. It's really not a shocker.
All of these should be applied during growth, so in puberty.
There are some suspicious results about high-dose vitamin D showing large growth in adulthood, but I will advise you to be careful with it, unless you want Peyronie's disease and or other complications.
If you want to do something good for your libido, high-dose glycine for a while, say 1-2 weeks at 10-20 grams a day (it has various effects, is quite healthy and will influence your sleep and dreams), you could also take some taurine, a couple grams, but you don't have to.
Then take 50-90mg of zinc for 1-3 days, as well as folate ~1000mcg, also for 1-3 days.
These last two are the most important and most profound. Obviously you can tell that I've experimented a lot with different vitamin supplements trying to work on my health.
But I'm telling you, this combination works. It may not grow your dick, but it will make you insanely, unreasonably horny and performative, which will inevitably make you feel better about yourself. Don't abuse it though. 3 Days max, then at least 10 days pause. Alternatively take normal low doses. Too much zinc has the opposite effect and too much folate will give you a plethora of negative effects as well.
I hope I could help you brother.
Anonymous No.41256740
>>41256413
thank you, anon. much appreciated.
... somehow I can not get around feeling like your post was at least partly due to edna's magic working.
Anonymous No.41256772 >>41256779 >>41259690
>>41253391 (OP)
Help me sleuth this girl please, she’s been on my mind and thousand miles away in my homeland. Every day I wish I was there to comfort her but in relegated to tedious existence for now. My foot is sprained bc skateboarding was my only reprieve and I don’t have that rn. I’m in a bad way rn anything helps
Anonymous No.41256779
>>41256772
*with not sleuth tf
Anonymous No.41257630 >>41259704
Who stole my bike tranny
Edna No.41259690
>>41256772

I'll Help you, I hope you can find the peace you're looking for
Edna No.41259704 >>41275208
>>41257630

Tranny?
OK very well, let's see what curse you're going to take
Please keep me informed
Ben Him + 7 No.41259713 >>41259855
May the universe and wuju be with you this beautiful evening!
Anonymous No.41259728 >>41259865
>>41253391 (OP)
what type of wish you can fullfil?, i dont undertand well if you fullfil wishes or give advices
Anonymous No.41259758 >>41259866
>>41253391 (OP)
You will find freedom, but it will only be chains and debts.
Edna No.41259855
>>41259713

Thank you very much
You are very sweet
Edna No.41259865 >>41260004
>>41259728

My role is above all, to accompany, guide, protect.
I can indeed give Advice, perform magic tricks, make wishes...
Edna No.41259866
>>41259758

I have only one limit, ME
Anonymous No.41260004 >>41260142
>>41259865
i can ask that my wish wake up into a anime world of my election, tomorrow is posible?
Edna No.41260142 >>41262053
>>41260004

To achieve such a feat, I need to reach the level of Morgan le fay

While waiting for my ascension, the best I can offer you is to send you situations that will remind you of this famous anime.
I'm sorry about that.
Anonymous No.41260190 >>41260261
Unbind me.
Edna No.41260261 >>41260837
>>41260190

Here you are untied, my child
Let me know if it really break your Chain
Anonymous No.41260819 >>41260855
>Edna
>Witch
Yeah, you're a troon.
Anonymous No.41260831 >>41260868
>>41253391 (OP)
Sure, you can help me by reversing my balding and preventing it from happening again. Thanks.
Anonymous No.41260837
>>41260261
Have you overread my Post?
>>41256383
I know Man are not nearly as good Magicians as Woman but i do my best ^^
Anonymous No.41260852 >>41261292
Hey sorceress, I want to play a game. I need to cum but I don't know what to do it with. I have a feeling in the pit of my stomach and I want my onanistic session to be a blissful one instead of a mechanical wanking one.
What are the feelings inside of me and where should I direct my nut to? Specific porn? Softcore? Instagram pics of my acquaintances? celebs? help me make sense of my lust.
Edna No.41260855 >>41260862
>>41260819

Enjoy your curse

Thx for your Bump .
Anonymous No.41260862 >>41261154
>>41260855
>Reddit Spacing
Not beating the troon alegations
Edna No.41260868
>>41260831

I don't know if I can
I'm trying

Otherwise, there is a method of hair implantation, which allows you to regain beautiful hair.
You have to test
Anonymous No.41261034
>>41253391 (OP)
Why havent you shown your boobs?
Edna No.41261154
>>41260862
Anonymous No.41261206 >>41261697
>>41253391 (OP)
You're cursing people now? How do I get your little curse? I want to earn one.
Edna No.41261292 >>41261324
>>41260852

>41260852

Seriously, I advise you to increase the excitement, instead of just getting fap, you can try to feel your sexual energy, maintain it all week long
Release everything on the weekend

In other words, I invite you to study, practice the tentric
Anonymous No.41261324 >>41261869
>>41261292
Ha! I'm starting to believe you are the real deal, woman. I've been doing that since forever. I work hard all week to play hard (with myself) on the weekend. Let me tell you, I was a serial masturbator for a long time so I developed this cum fog in my brain. By witholding and releasing I feel really alive. But by now it's become a routine and I feel that if I don't wank on the weekend I'm issing my chance. I don't want to turn this into a spreadsheet of wank/work. My point - I want guidance on where to start on the wanking journey, a little inspiration. What does your gut tell you to tell me?
Edna No.41261697 >>41261894 >>41262279
>>41261206

You want a lil curse?
OK, here
Tell me how you feel

To learn how to cast spells, you need a specific goal.
Who, why, when, how, where, for who
Then you do your tests
Edna No.41261869 >>41262224
>>41261324

Here is my guidance
My gut tells me that there is indeed an addiction to be undone
I advise you to do it less, and then realize that you can do it.
Be gentle with yourself, be patient
I'm sending you my good vibes
I'm sure you'll succeed
You just have to keep the Faith
Anonymous No.41261894
>>41261697
He wishes to cursed by you ^^
Anonymous No.41262053 >>41262381
>>41260142
sry for the delay
no problem
how about dreams about that?
Anonymous No.41262224 >>41262504
>>41261869
Thanks Ms. E, appreciate the sentiment. I want to give you more context on my onanism. I once read about this concept (in a Cliver Barker book of all places): synchronicity. It's not a law of attraction, I'm not willing myself winning the lottery or anything like that. Synchronicity to me at least means:
>It was always there, you just made the connection
The best releases I've had was when something triggered a response IRL. Not just going to pornhub and picking the first thing I see. Something close to me suddenly made me horny and that lust led me to a niche video and now a connection is made. For example, last week at work I had to share a meeting room with one of our interns. Quiet, mousy, petite little thing. Mid 20's, short curly hair and big librarian glasses. Always dresses in layers, I've never, ever seen her wear a dress or heels even in summer. Always jeans, trousers, comfortable shoes and large baggy sweaters. But for some reason, she was wearing a white blouse (baggy, of course) and I could peak a little at her A-cups. Funnily enough I caught her hiding a yawn and she must have though no one was looking at her, she started licking the corner of her mouth and upper lip. Slowly and deliberately. No idea if she was checking for cracks in her lips or reminiscing about what she had for breakfast but she didn't stop even when our eyes met. I held the image of that tongue running all over my body while watching some Gauge classics that weekend.

But did I really catch a faux pas or is there a bit of a naughty side to our resident prude? I like imagining her like the typical farmer's daughter, with a repressed libido that will rock your world in bed.
I have more stories like this but, in short, my imagination does 95% of the job, the girl on the screen just tethers me to the real world.

Before you ask, no, I didn't cum today. Didn't find the right angle and what's the point of wasting your seed if you're not getting anything our of it?
Anonymous No.41262279 >>41262520
>>41261697
No, please give me your worst curse so you can prove yourself to me.
Edna No.41262381 >>41262653
>>41262053

For dreams, I can perform a little magic trick.
I need you to tell me if it works
Thx
Anonymous No.41262391 >>41262528
>>41253391 (OP)
Help - I fear that I'll never understand the Sublime Mysteries!
Anonymous No.41262397 >>41262567
Hello Edna, this is my first wish i wish me an bit of Cash, i need it for Tea ^^
Edna No.41262504 >>41266783
>>41262224

Very well, I see, I see
To put it simply, we can say that your feelings are too strong, Your libido is overflowing.
Then, you have to know that peoples don't necessarily realize that they are doing sexy things that can turn you on

BUT, imagine, you're able to make a story in your head, so you'r taking a certain pleasure without having to watch porn
It's a talent like any other
Edna No.41262520 >>41262557
>>41262279

My worst curse?
OK ! let's fucking gooooooooooo !!

Tell me how much I break your quiet little life
Edna No.41262528
>>41262391

Don't be afraid my child
The answer to the mysteries is you
Anonymous No.41262557
>>41262520
Break everything in sight.
Edna No.41262567 >>41262585
>>41262397

A little money for tea
OK very good
If I do a successful work, you might be Received tea directly

Fingers crossed
Anonymous No.41262585 >>41265900
>>41262567
Sadly not :( or can you simply materialize an 1kg package from the Yunnan Black Moonlight? I trust you that you can do this!
Edna No.41262587 >>41262683
It's the famous moment when I go to bed
Good nights
You can do silly things on the tread, mama Edna is no longer there to watch you
Have fun
Anonymous No.41262653
>>41262381
ok ok, no problem then
Anonymous No.41262683
>>41262587
Good night we wonΒ΄t do silly things here ^^
Anonymous No.41262850 >>41265037 >>41265905
>>41253391 (OP)
>>41253391 (OP)
Bewitched! came out in the 60's, you're only 70 years too late to capitalize on that. You're too silly for a serious conversation.
Anonymous No.41265037
>>41262850
Bewitched!?
Anonymous No.41265070 >>41265079 >>41265911
>>41253391 (OP)
Do this for advanced Witch training:

Liber Falxifer 3:
https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-iii-the-book-of-the-52-stations-of-the-crosses-of-nod/page/29/mode/2up

Liber Falxifer 2:
https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-ii-the-book-of-anamlaqayin/mode/2up

Book of Sitra Achra: A Grimoire of the Dragons of the Other Side:
https://archive.org/details/TheBookOfSitraAchra/page/n79/mode/2up
Anonymous No.41265079 >>41265915
>>41265070
Anonymous No.41265198 >>41265918
>>41253391 (OP)
They hid the secrets of true witchcraft in a kids show. Don't tell anyone where you got this secret information from.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6352180/
Edna No.41265894
Hello /x/
Here we go again
I plan to answer everyone, be patient, my phone is old, my connection bad
Edna No.41265900
>>41262585

Summon a Tea Packet ?
I try, tell me if it works
Edna No.41265905
>>41262850

There is no age to be a witch

I never asked for money

Come on, we're talking turkey
Edna No.41265911
>>41265070

Thank you very much
I take a look, and I say what I think
Edna No.41265915
>>41265079

Thanks for the sigil
What does this mean?
Edna No.41265918 >>41268577
>>41265198

At one time this was done a lot
The one that sticks with me the most is gravity falls

Thx, I'll take a look
Anonymous No.41265933 >>41266326 >>41283136
Witches aren't real
Edna No.41266326 >>41283117
>>41265933

OK normie
Thx for your Bump
Anonymous No.41266488 >>41267273
>>41253391 (OP)
Hey, Edna.

THank you for offering favors to everyone.
I'm not sure it's possible, but if you could unbind me as well, that would be very much appreciated.

It's not like I did anything to get it, it's a generational thing.

I really messed up hard in the past because I kept not understanding what people were trying to tell me and kept not believing the ones that actually cared for me did.

I think things would've played out differently if I had already been "y'know what" back then.

I know how badly I messed up because I was told what the other paths would've led to, the ones where I actually listened and saw.

I never want to repeat the mistakes of the past.

Also if you can help me regain my focus after a period where I've been really off-keelter, that would be much appreciated too.

Thank you in advance.
Keep shinning!
Anonymous No.41266783 >>41267286
>>41262504
Hey Miss E., here's a bump. I don't know what charms you worked but today I dreamt I railed my former boss in the company bathrooms. Just bent her over and had my way with her while she was biting on her panties to not make a sound. It was pretty hot and I woke up with a raging erection. Maybe I'll drop by later with another one of my synchronicity stories. I don't know if it's magic or I just fapped myself stupid. A little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.
Edna No.41267273 >>41267644
>>41266488

Hey annon
Thank you for your message

I hope you will be able to get rid of the bad family karma
Tell me if you see a difference

I advise you to never be too yourself, even if you purposely get better, you should be proud.
You live Intentionally, it's fucking beautiful.
Edna No.41267286
>>41266783

Thanks for the bump

I hope you enjoyed this torrid night

It's a little bit of everything, magic, psycho, synchronisity, placebo effect...

I'm impatiently waiting for more stories from you
Anonymous No.41267288 >>41267846
Magic is much cooler when it is imaginary, because it is play.
Magic is more magical when imaginary because it isn't bound by any rules whatsoever besides what you can imagine.
If it was real it would be work, and work sucks.
You can rock a witchy vibe without trying to make anime real.
Anonymous No.41267644 >>41267867
>>41267273
Thank you so much, Edna.

I will do my best and I will keep you updated.

Whether it helps or not, your efforts are appreciated. I know there's only so much you can do without a real conduit for a complete stranger.

Please take care and best of luck in your training.

I have a bunch of mid-level and advanced friends, and I trust you can reach Witch Supreme >:D<
Edna No.41267846
>>41267288

Indeed, from the moment anything becomes a job/an obligation
It's much less funny
Edna No.41267867 >>41271373
>>41267644

No, you thanks you

If I believe it, it becomes somewhat true

You're so sweet
Edna No.41268116
A little message for the evening
Good night
Have a nice day
Good Apetti
Au plaisir
Anonymous No.41268577 >>41271102
>>41265918
I was just joking while recommending a cute wholesome cartoon about witches.
But I do believe that they deliberately put versions of the truth in media so that later, when someone tries to release real info, everyone will call them a schizo nutbag.
The best example (and one of the first) is "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".
Anonymous No.41268611
>>41253391 (OP)
I'll bite, auntie. I want my life back, that's my wish. Someone else is living it right now and doing nothing good with it. Usurped my place, if you will. Many good things are not happening because of it.
If you need something more tangible to go off of, I will try to provide it. Just nothing personally identifiable.
Anonymous No.41269987 >>41271110
I strongly dislike Edna
Edna No.41271067
Hello Little lost soul

We continue on this beautiful path
Edna No.41271102
>>41268577

I'm so naΓ―ve ^^

I'm sure you picked up on something, talking esoteric/occultism immediately sounds like a Schyzo

However, telling a story makes you dream

We need the right balance
Edna No.41271110
>>41269987

No one is perfect

Thanks for your Bump
Anonymous No.41271198 >>41271326
>>41253391 (OP)
Could you send a blessing to this humble anon? I just had a run of bad luck and I’m recovering from a pretty nasty infection.
Anonymous No.41271240 >>41271346
Morning Miss E. Bumping this thread to ramble about sex magic (if you want to call it that).
Getting hard is one of those things that men stop doing after a certain age. It’s not up to debate, like women losing their fertility men lose their vigor. Do not believe what Hollywood says, 30 is not the new 20. 30 is 30 and 40 is 40. So at some point, your body does not give you erections any more. That’s a young man’s game. So what does? Your mind. Having a strong imagination can get you hard as a rock without blue pills. You just need that 30% of real life inspiration to make the fantasy feel real. Nowadays there’s so much online activity that trying to fantasize something will come off as plastic because the foundation is all wrong. So nofap, eat your heart out, I will beat off only using the power of my mind.
P.S. Still haven’t found a muse for my wank yet.
Anonymous No.41271266 >>41271271 >>41271355
can you give me what i want?
if you are true

something more then this
Anonymous No.41271271
>>41271266
>then
Edna No.41271326
>>41271198

Here is a blessing that will accompany you
I hope you have a great time

Keep me informed of the changes you have observed
Edna No.41271346 >>41282494
>>41271240

Thank you for this nice message and for the Bump

You're absolutely right, everything has an end.
Never forget that life is a loop, even if you lose your vigor you can still refind a certain pleasure, in a differently way of course.
But You can find a pleasure.

Indeed, psychology/Mental health/mood plays a huge role

I hope you find your muse
Edna No.41271355
>>41271266

Alright, I'm doing my best to accompany you on the path you want to take

Tell me if it changes anything for you, even little witches are never Flawless
Anonymous No.41271373 >>41271574
>>41267867
Hey, Edna.

Thank you for everything.
I can't really say I feel much different.
I mean, few ways of testing these things out :))
Only time will tell.

But I can tell you I am recovering unreasonably quick from the cold I just got on Friday so things are nice :D.

How are you doing by the by?

Is it okay to tell us what you do during the day when you're not in your thread?

Are you okay?

I've known a couple of witches who spend all of their energy helping others even when they feel really crummy and would really need someone to be ther for them :(...

How is life for you in general?
Edna No.41271574
>>41271373

Hey annon ^^

Sometimes it's too subtle to see a real difference, sometimes nothing happened at all.
Magic is a bit like rolling a dice of twenty.
Success/Failure/Critical.
It's very random

It's a pleasure To read your health is better

Me? I'm still fine, it's my Based life.

When I'm not on 4chan, I work in a small workshop on my own.

The Weekends (Sunday, Monday for me) I maintain the housse, Then I go out for a walk.

In general I have a good life
My only real concern is the fact that I get tired quickly.

No worries, I know my limits
As you may have noticed, I'm quite capable of saying "No, fuck you". ^^

Voila
Anonymous No.41271595
>>41253391 (OP)
Cool idea. May your selfless service bring you many rewards
S No.41271869 >>41272261
Hello Miss Edna!
First and foremost I want to thank you and your soul for helping people in need. I am curious about your initiation process and your journey to become witch supreme! Also I want to help you practising. But there is no particular thing that I could think of right now about were I could ask you to help me ... Or at least do not need urgent help right now. Nevertheless I want to be of service! - Is there anything particular that you want to try out? If you can't think of anything then i am asking you a energy check-up and clearance.
Thank you so much for being of service for others! Healeranon is a beast and his stuff amazingly worked and I wish for your journey the very best to become as great if not greater of a soul than he is.
Anonymous No.41271926 >>41272272
>>41253391 (OP)
Might be a bit extreme, but can you make me astral project in a way that I remember it? I really want to finally get there. Thanks, by the way!
May you reach your goals and enjoy them beyond what they can offer.
Edna No.41272261 >>41273296
>>41271869

Hello S

Thank you a lot, these words touch me very much

I was introduced to the magical realm through my drive to heal my mental health.
However, I have a melancholic personality.
In order to do this, to heal myself, I studied a lot of fields, especially esotericism.

Becoming a sorcerer supreme is for me the number two step of my life
1 I'm learning to live (done)
2 I surpass myself
3 I improvise

I want an energy check-up from you.
Tell me where my blockage is, what to do to improve myself.

Thx ^^
Edna No.41272272 >>41272860
>>41271926

I will do my best to accompany you during your next astral projection session
Tell me if you felt my presence to guide, accompany you, protect you.

In order to be more successful, I advise you to have a motivation
Why exactly do you want to do this ?

Thx For these encouragements, it allows me to move much better on this particular path
Anonymous No.41272860 >>41273478
>>41272272
I want to be able to create pocket universes and move between them freely. And at the end of my life to go there.
Kind of like world building but with astral travel involved.
Anonymous No.41272892 >>41273484
>>41253391 (OP)
Hello again. I want to hear the sound and music in dreams.
S No.41273296 >>41273501
>>41272261
Edna,
sorry to say but there was a little misunderstanding. Maybe I came across someone who is deeply knowledgable in performing energy checkups (I am not). Nevertheless it is in my fullest believe that All is Energy and Nothing happens by accident. Therefore I see this as a little play by the Universe to jump into cold waters and try something for the first time - Indeed I did a couple of energy analysis but only in person and which putting my hand closely above energy points to feel the flow and ask the Great One for clearance. What I am going to do (with your permission of course for which I will wait for your reply) is going into a meditative state and try to astral project myself close to you to do the checkup in the best of my current ability and with the best intentions. Take everything I will write to you with a grain of salt. In the end - perception creates reality and not the other way around and what i certainly do not want is to "project something" onto you that is not there.

Of course you are allowed to do a check-up on me, too :-)

Looking forward to your reply!
Anonymous No.41273466 >>41273516
Not really sure how this works, but is there a way to with for positive recognition/fame in my occupation?
Edna No.41273478 >>41273509 >>41275870
>>41272860

The best I can do is to accompany you during an astral projection
Creating a pocket universe is a bit too much for me, for now
Edna No.41273484 >>41279870
>>41272892

Nothing could be easier, you will hear music during your next dreams
Tell me if it works for you
Edna No.41273501 >>41274066
>>41273296

Hello S

I'm sorry for misunderstanding it
It's okay, if you don't mind, bha me too
Let's go, dont be shy, scan me.

I'll tell you what I saw, I felt, I heard
Anonymous No.41273509
>>41273478
Yes. I just want to get "out of the box". I feel like there has been something holding me back all my life. And it has become more difficult over the years.

I appreciate the help. That is already a lot.
Edna No.41273516
>>41273466

I'll give you a little help
I hope it will Work

Meanwhile You can post here you have different occupations, it will bring you a little visibility.
Lil Guy No.41273533 >>41273634
>>41253391 (OP)

Yo edna
I have a rather special request
To put it simply, I want to be a real girl
I need a hand please
I would so much like to be called miss
I would love to wear dresses
I fucking love dresses too much
Thank you Edna
Anonymous No.41273548 >>41273648
>>41253391 (OP)
Just like previous anon mentioned I'd like some help with astral projection if that's possible. Never did that but tried hard. Ig I'm close enough but miss something.
If there is anything I need to know or do before tell me pls and thanks in advance
Edna No.41273634
>>41273533

Yo lil dude
The best I can do is to accompany you, guide you, protect you during your metamorphosis

Here are my tips
Learn to love your male body
Do it on Intentionally to live as a man
You will understand that you have achieved your goal when the majority of people call you Miss, Naturally

Keep the faith, never give up
Edna No.41273648 >>41273673 >>41278415
>>41273548

The best advice I can give you is study, practice, meditation
Trial/Fail/Restart
Never give up

Of course, I'll go with you, guid you, protect you during your astral projections,
Tell me if you feel my presence

Keep me informed of the progress
Edna No.41273661
With that, I go to bed before I fall down from fatigue
I wish you a good day/evening

Kisses lil fellows
Anonymous No.41273673
>>41273648
Thanks Edna. I'll report when try next time
Anonymous No.41273803 >>41273809 >>41275939
>>41253391 (OP)
Good afternoon. Since May I've been dealing with a breakup where I hurt my ex (got blackout drunk, felt her up when I was out of it and she woke up to that and apparently I didn't stop grabbing her chest when she first told me to stop. Which I've always made sure to get affirmed consent no matter what I did so my demons really got to me that night I guess) and we were initially on what looked like a path to healing. At some point a third party got involved with her and she stopped being willing to talk to me and heal along side me. I was kind of spiraling and not doing well because of her cutting me off and then when I found out about this third party from a mutual friend I ranted a bit to said friend about this third party (someone from her past with a history of using her and tossing her away). Anyways after she found out I said those things to the friend she flipped out and blocked me entirely.
I know everyone has told me "oh she went to someone else, just forget about her, etc" but we really did have a soul connection, the first time I've ever felt that in my life. I'm willing to disrespect myself a bit for love, or at least a chance to show her I'm the caring person she fell for (and was one of the few people to be able to see past my 4chan irl persona).
I don't know if I need a third party removal, forgiveness or a combination of both or more but I'm at my wits end even 3 months no contact (I even tried some tiktok tier spells with the full moon since we're Aries) so I'm here to ask for your help.
Sorry if that was a bit tl;dr, and I understand I'm the one who did the bad thing. I've been reflecting on where I went wrong. We were both definitely out of control with the drinking and were both spiraling over life in general. But even when we weren't seeing each other and she was still talking to me she made it clear she cared about me still, even apologizing for making me cry when she called me explicitly to have a breakdown and vent at me.
Anonymous No.41273809
>>41273803
>hit character limit
Ok yeah I'm mind broken lmao
S No.41274066 >>41276007
>>41273501
Edna,
thank you very much for your trust. I just got the time and quietness to do your bodyscan and noticed two particular things. I might be projecting but once I felt contact with you I noticed some blockages within your throat chakra (felt cold, tight, especially colder than your other ones) and a little overactivity within your naval one (warmer, more movement in there than the others). Also I seem some to notice something within your right shoulder - like a tightness, a little ball or something similar. Left shoulder wasnt as profound as your right one. More or less the whole shoulder area around you felt a little tight. I did try to loosen up in the best of my abilities the area around your shoulder and at the end of my session your throat chakra felt warmer and a little more balanced. Had a little tear in my left eye.

If you explain to me what you mean by "bha" then naturally i try to do that as well. That was a fun experiement! Have a wonderful sleep and have a great week!
Anonymous No.41275208 >>41276028
>>41259704
Still waiting you delusional axewound, nothing has happened (or will happen) lmfao
Anonymous No.41275257 >>41276036
OP, Edna, I have but one wish. There is a woman that I want to be with, please create chances for me to meet with her. For her to want to be closer to me, more often than we already are. For her to get a glimpse of feeling towards me, that would mirror my feelings to her.
Edna No.41275859
Goodmorning all
I see that you were active during my sleep
It's nice to see
Be patient, I'll answer everyone
give me some time
Anonymous No.41275870 >>41276042
>>41273478
I don't know how you managed to do it but you did it. I dreamed I was with someone. It was very dark and they were negative entities chasing us. Shape shifting and flying. I told the other person it would be okay.

Then at some point I turned around I went fully lucid. Then I started floating and floating and floating up in the air hoping to astral project. But as soon as I reached the "border" of the dream I simply woke up. It's the closest I've gotten in years though.
Anonymous No.41275910 >>41276076
>>41253391 (OP)
make my pp bigger, stronger, harder and girthier pls
Edna No.41275939 >>41275959 >>41280012
>>41273803

Hello

First, I'm sorry to read such a sad story

Then
From what I understand
Indeed, you did something stupid.
Now, you have to forgive yourself
Accept the fact that the person you're talking about, necessarily has negative feelings towards you

In other words, forgiveness and compassion

For my part, I send you several opportunities to get better in your everyday life.
Keep me informed
If nothing happens, you can also tell me
Anonymous No.41275942 >>41275945 >>41276081
>>41253391 (OP)
here are my requests
+ 3 in Height
+ 2.5 in dick length and 1in of girth + heal foreskin
+40lbs muscle im working out again and have athletic goals of bench/squat/DL/overhead max being 315/450/550/225 running a 30 minute 5 mile
'the work and academic related schools i would like to finish in the next 2 years
'help getting laid
'debt paid off
'$20,000 in cash
Anonymous No.41275945
>>41275942
if your curious about my story i lost kids recently in the middle of college after getting out of the army
Anonymous No.41275959
>>41275939
Thank you for reading all that. I think forgiving myself is the hardest part, we spent a year and a half together and I helped her through a lot of rough shit (likewise she helped me through equally rough shit) and the fact that there was a part of me able to hurt her has really shattered me on a spiritual level. I suppose being able to forgive myself must necessarily happen when/if I ever see her again. I do hope she can forgive me as well.
I will be on the lookout for opportunities, as well I will do my best to try and be outside more, being locked up in my house on my off days is definitely not helpful, but unfortunately I'm stuck on that loop of whenever I'm enjoying something thinking "wow, she'd like this".
Again, thank you at the very least for hearing my story and for trying to help me.
Anonymous No.41275991 >>41276160
>>41253391 (OP)
Hi Edna, I'd really appreciate your help landing the job, it would really make my year, I don't feel that bad lately, I think I've improved during this past year, but nonetheless it has been rough, I need to move on ASAP, so thanks in advance
Edna No.41276007 >>41276971
>>41274066

Hello S

It makes me happy that you took time for i

So
A blockage in the throat, indeed it's a problem I've always had, I work on it every day.

A little ball in the shoulder, is scary.
I hope it's not a big deal

Thank you very much for giving me a care
Take care of yourself

"bha" is just a little sound that we make in French to punctuate the sentences
It's not done too much anymore, it's mostly a boomer thing

I have to tell you about my dream of last night, I feel that it will speak to you
To put it simply, I dreamed of a sprawling, lovecraft-style creature, without shape or consistency,
Dress up in a hat and a straw coat in the samurai vagabond style
The creature put its tentacles all over me, injected me with something, and then left.
I woke up full of energy

As we will say in French " trop chelou"


On this

Have a good day ^^
Edna No.41276028 >>41287259
>>41275208

Ho, you provoke me ?
Very well, man of little faith, you're going to get the worst curse I have in store

Be honest please, if its working you have to tell me
Edna No.41276036
>>41275257

I do my best to make sure that the proba is good.

From another point of view, you can interpret this distance as a training to learn to live without she

May fate be with you
Edna No.41276042
>>41275870

It's a pleasure to read
I hope you will be able to do it again

Now the goal is to achieve it without me
Of course, I never completely let you go without my presence
Anonymous No.41276053 >>41276163
>>41253391 (OP)
Can you will me some luck for meeting with some of my female co workers?
Edna No.41276061
Requests to have a bigger penis, it's the dics pics, for whiches

Fuck, I'm laughing to death
Edna No.41276076 >>41276078
>>41275910

The best I can do is send you synchronisites that will offer you tips

Tell me if you get any interesting things
Anonymous No.41276078
>>41276076
will do
Edna No.41276081
>>41275942

I sincerely hope you'll get all this

If I manage to offer you such a gift, I will change my nickname to be called Edna mama witch
Edna No.41276160 >>41280386
>>41275991

I'll do my best to help you
Tell me if you see any positive/negative change
Edna No.41276163
>>41276053

Some luck for ya, and some confidence
Tell me if it worked
NONβˆ€ ●⁀● No.41276166 >>41276423
EDNANON!!!!!
Edna No.41276423
>>41276166

Nonanon !!!!

Always a pleasure to be welcomed like this ^^
S No.41276971 >>41277261
>>41276007
Edna,
thank you very much for your kind words and your feedback. Do not be scared about the Ball-Thingi in your shoulder. It was just a hunch. Maybe i wanted to find more and came up with it. If your shoulders feel perfectly fine then they are. Again - perception greates reality. Good for you that you woke up full of energy, that means that whatever i felt or did was not harmful for you. Thanks for making me practise ^^

Thanks for your clarification! Learned something new. Also thank you for sharing your dream. What I personally do is dream journaling. Most of the time I ask GPT for an Jungian Interpretation of it and try to integrate those archetypal signs into my day-to-day life.

A bientΓ΄t and lets write again!

Maybe you can guide me with my comprehension / bodily feeling of my dance training (ballroom dancer - but only if this is something you mangage to find time or want to practise) :-)
Edna No.41277261 >>41277266 >>41281586
>>41276971

Thank you very much for this message filled with tenderness

I hope you will use what you have learned wisely

I accompany you a little every day now
Until you don't need me anymore

It's funny that you say, keep writing, I'm right now without my writing period, I'll share some Extract on /x/

Au plaisir
Edna No.41277266
>>41277261

>Into my writing period

The autocorrector, again
Edna No.41278134
Good night people
It was a very pleasant experience
I hope I can continue this or start again in New Tread

I don't hide, I see the end of the tread and the hype about me
I don't regret anything

Thank you very much ^^
Au plaisir
Anonymous No.41278415 >>41280629
>>41273648
Okey. I didn't have anything unusual feelings today
Anonymous No.41279870 >>41280635
>>41273484
I heard a snippet of music, but I do not recall the melody. My dreams lack sound for some reason. Care to invite me to a guided astral trip since you offered it to others?
Anonymous No.41280012 >>41280644
>>41275939
Not too much of an update, did encounter her sister in my dreams last night, which is notable because I ran in to her shortly after the incident and her sister I guess didn't know what had happened and was trying to invite me over to their place for Father's Day (unfortunately I had my own family to attend to). Wonder if that's a sign of an impending similar encounter.
Otherwise I definitely felt less hopelessly depressed today.
Anonymous No.41280386
>>41276160
Thank you so much, of course I'll let you know, blessing to you
Edna No.41280629 >>41285272
>>41278415

These are things that happen
Sometimes nothing extraordinary happens and then all of a sudden you have access to the secrets of the universe
Sometimes nothing extraordinary happens and then all of a sudden you have access to the secrets of the universe
Edna No.41280635
>>41279870

You're on the right track
A little more practice and you'll get there

There is no problem, I want to accompany you during your astral projections

Tell me if you've felt my presence, if you've heard music
Edna No.41280644 >>41280651 >>41280683
>>41280012

Things seem to be going better
That's great
A little longer, You will finally be able to continue your life quietly
I sincerely hope so
Anonymous No.41280651
>>41280644
I fear she is someone who will always leave a mark on me, unfortunately. But I must keep going.
Anonymous No.41280683 >>41281510
>>41280644
Hello Edna. I've been single all my life and i'm 45. Probably will die alone. what would you do in my situation? i'm not frustrated anymore i live contendedly but sometimes i wish for complicity.
Anonymous No.41280697 >>41281520
when the money's gone i have to pray for a million
Anonymous No.41281170 >>41281541
>>41253391 (OP)
you wont do shit. to be a witch you must be jewish and you just cant become one. you need to be chosen, you idiot.

typical woman moment. why are women so stupid but try to tell me all men are retards. this is only because you cant stomach being around men like me because theres no winning for you. idiot.
Anonymous No.41281174 >>41281559
>>41253391 (OP)
What a dumb way to die
Edna No.41281510 >>41287165
>>41280683

Hello

I send you opportunities you might like
It's up to you to decide which life partner you really want

You do your tests, you make mistakes, you start again

I hope you'll find what you're looking for
Edna No.41281520
>>41280697

I hope you will receive the famous million
Edna No.41281541
>>41281170

OK normie
Thx for your Bump
Barkon No.41281547
I appreciate Edna's post. She a juicy namefag. Lots of info in these walls of text even though most is tl;dr
Barkon No.41281551
Tit for tat
Edna No.41281559
>>41281174

I don't see when I'm supposed to die
Thx for your Bump
S No.41281586 >>41281890
>>41277261
Edna,
I feel happy reading your kind words! My training yesterday despite training alone went on a lot smoother. I did not have the typical brain knot when its about turning what around which direction and i actively noticed that it just went fluently. Thank you so much for that! My partner will be thankful, too (Since she has to put up with my knots and its difficult to learn correct movement).
Funny that you mentioned the writing-thing. I noticed that you are using some sort of text-to-speech tool (the bha-thing and your explaination) but since I am reading your "typing" (haha) - i choosed to ignore that.
What do you think is your biggest obstacle to overcome when its about your training? And what is a gem your realized in your process of becoming a Witch?

Merci beaucoup! ^^
Salut
Anonymous No.41281855 >>41281941
Hi Edna, I hope you became a powerful witch!

My wish is general luck for the rest of 2025, this last months I've health issues, I wasn't sure to even be with friends or meeting potential romances/hookups out of fear of getting worse, but my job have been great! I'm a freelancer and since the arm I use to draw has been in recovery the money flow has been better! (I've met my first "2k in a month" goal)

These were the good news I needed during those hard time, I really thought it was over, I've been really worried about my health, the doctors said my recovering it's being successful, next month I'll be fine if I go to therapy, but whenever I tell them about other issues that I've noticed since this, they say it might be something else, and it's more time, money, and hope that drains my life and peace away

Soo... I want to trust I'll be okay, that this shall pass too, and have the same luck I've been having with money with health and being social

I wish my friends hang out with me, that they reach out for me or be available when I reach out, to be able to befriend new people, even to have casual sex. I've been thinking on having this big party for my birthday but I'm second guessing it by the vanity of "what if they don't have fun and they laugh at me?!"

The apartments I've been wanting to buy are getting sold or the prices are raising, but my income is too! I wish I could trust I'll get there...

I've this feeling that everything is going to be fine, but I wish it bring me peace rather than anxiety of the choice I will or won't make

My birthday is this Friday and I wish I I'll have a happy holidays because since 2020 I haven't be able to have a good birthday, Halloween, Christmas nor new year...

Thank you in advance
Edna No.41281890
>>41281586

Hello S

It's nice to see that your training went better than usual

I write as I speak, this gives this aspect, text to speech

My biggest obstacle during my training is what I call "regressions"
A bit like if my brain "loaded a backup, a old save" so I need to learn again
For example, during the last lucid dream, I remembered how to do it, something I had forgotten for a little while, even though I work on it every night
It got out of my mind as if I had never practiced lucid dreaming

I have a little trouble understanding this expression
>what is a gem your realized

The treasure I discovered when I became a witch?
Myself

Voila
Au plaisir
Edna No.41281941
>>41281855

Hello annon

I feel that I indeed that the last few years have been difficult
No worries, it's going to get better

The biggest obstacle is your feelings
Indeed, this anxiety, this low mind, slows you down way too much

I send you my best spells of luck, confidence, do your best to take care of yourself.

Keep me informed of the progress
Anonymous No.41282009 >>41282385
Edna, I am lost in all ways. Please help, thank you in advance.
Edna No.41282385
>>41282009

I heard your pain, poor little soul
I hope I can Guide you, accompany you, protect you
Anonymous No.41282494 >>41283080
>>41271346
Hey Miss E. I wanted to drop by and give you a little bump. Do you remember what I told you about sinchronicity? It was always there, you just noticed now. Yesterday I bumped by accident with a former co-worker of mine. Leggy blonde with a well toned ass and flat tummy. The catch? her nose can break coconuts. I don't mind, I like these imperfections. I catch her mid evening run, her nylons sticking to her ass, tits perking through her shirt, sweaty but still had some make-up applied and we chat for 10 minutes. Guess what, she joined a belly dancing group and has finished an autum recital. I look at her socials and lo and behold, she uploaded a full minute of her solo act, hips girating, thights in ful view, arms rubbing herself, a split here, a spagat there, etc. The cherry on top? It was a halloween themed show and she had a witches hat on during her recital.
Somehow the combination of meeting her, these little chats and the theme cleared my mind of all doubts. I went home, watched the show and shot ropes.

Thanks Miss E., it was a fun evening.
Edna No.41283080
>>41282494

Hello dear annon
It makes me happy to see that you had a good day
Maybe a new relationship ? For you ?

A nose to break a coconut, I fucking love it

Let's continue on this good path
Anonymous No.41283117 >>41283271
>>41266326
I'm not a normie. For example most of people's favorite animal is cat or dog, but my is chicken because they are cute and funny. If you aren't normie this is not means that you're cool
Anonymous No.41283136 >>41283276
>>41265933
Witches are real. Fox witches, however, are no
Anonymous No.41283151 >>41283254 >>41283296 >>41284032
Edna, I'm lost without Megan, my exgirlfriend. She's the love of my life and it seems like there are still feelings on her end. Please help me get her back
Anonymous No.41283254
>>41283151
Why did she break up with you?
Edna No.41283271 >>41283285
>>41283117

>be you
>I'm not a normie
>not normie =/= cool

OK
Thx for your Bump

I agree with you, a chicken as a pet is cool
Anonymous No.41283276 >>41283344
>>41283136
I have a question (if you know a lot about witches) can a witch turn into an animal?
Anonymous No.41283285 >>41283313
>>41283271
If witches are real I think you will become a good witch
Edna No.41283296 >>41283326
>>41283151

I'll do my best to lighten your burden
I don't know if she will be able to come back

Tell me if you see a change
Edna No.41283313 >>41283364
>>41283285

Thank you very much
You'r sweet
Anonymous No.41283326
>>41283296
Thank you Edna, I wish you had better to say about her coming back, but I'll let you know
Anonymous No.41283344 >>41283348
>>41283276
Yes, a witch can take the form of an animal. It's a means to conceal themselves and gain control of their surroundings.
Anonymous No.41283348 >>41283359
>>41283344
you have no idea.
Anonymous No.41283359 >>41283368
>>41283348
No idea about what? Please share your witch facts with me.
Anonymous No.41283364 >>41286100
>>41283313
Edna, I am sorry to report my dick hasn't grown larger nor thicker in the last three days. Can you do me a solid and help me find a really really really tight girlfriend?
Anonymous No.41283368 >>41283381 >>41284320
>>41283359
no secret knowledge for you, anon. :* x0x0x0
Anonymous No.41283381
>>41283368
Can you give me your not-secret knowledge, please?
Anonymous No.41283413 >>41286102
No. Fuck off witch.
Anonymous No.41283466 >>41286151
>>41253391 (OP)
I have no money, I’m stuck in an unfamiliar city where I know no one, I lost my car and like half of my stuff and even then most of what stuff I didn’t lose is still in a storage locker a state away, I have a place to stay thanks to a former coworker but his life is basically worse in every way except for having a house, I’ve been trying to get a job but I keep just having interviews that go nowhere as if my name is for some reason blacklisted, the girl I love is convinced I never loved her because she didn’t like a joke I made, basically everything is fucked and nothing is working and everything just keeps getting worse. Please for the love of god do whatever you can to help my situation; if I had to pick one thing it would be a car but literally anything would be deeply appreciated
Anonymous No.41283657 >>41286160
Bunp
Anonymous No.41284032
>>41283151
In the same boat wishing you luck, hopefully we both can get our girls back
Anonymous No.41284320
>>41283368
May I get another kiss?
Anonymous No.41285272 >>41286174
>>41280629
Got it. Dunno why but I randomly got and interview after desperately seeking for a job. Idk if it's connected or just pleasant coincidence
Anonymous No.41285429 >>41286190 >>41286199 >>41286322
>>41253391 (OP)
Can you read me?
Edna No.41286100 >>41286109
>>41283364

I'm sorry that this spell never worked
Everyone has their limits

For the girlfriends, I can do it much better
Hold on, new opportunities are coming
I'll give you a little boost in confidence you'll see it'll do you a good day
Edna No.41286102
>>41283413

Ok
Thx for your Bump
Anonymous No.41286109
>>41286100
thank you, Edna, and I hope you have a great day.
Edna No.41286151 >>41297404
>>41283466

I have heard your sorrow, my child,
I guide you, I accompany you, I protect you
I sincerely hope that your life will be much better

Tell me if you see any change
Edna No.41286160
>>41283657

Thx for your bunp
Edna No.41286174
>>41285272

Maybe, Maybe not

It's up to you to decide if it's a coΓ―ncidence, a random event, a synchronisity, or a real magic trick
Edna No.41286190
>>41285429

Do you remember when I was impertinent enough to say that I saw the end of the tread?

All of you, have just proved how wrong I was

Thank you
Edna No.41286199
>>41285429

I wanted to make a general message
By mistake I tagged you
My Bad

A reading just for you?
OK, it works, wait five minutes, the time it takes for me to find my cards, and my pendulum
Anonymous No.41286216 >>41286463
Hi Edna, can you help me restore my hair? Losing it is traumatic for me :(
Edna No.41286322 >>41287222
>>41285429

Here is my reading, just for You

Moon
Some things escape you, it is a source of anxiety
I see a conflict, a dispute so old, that we forget the reason

Let go, accept, forgive, be an adult takes the first step towards peace

Voila

Tell me if this speaks to you, if not, never hesitate to tell me that I was wrong

Au plaisir
Edna No.41286463
>>41286216

Restoring hair is a bit difficult
The best I can do is help you heal your feelings

You can do a hair transplant.
I guide you, protect you, accompany you, during this ordeal
Have confidence in yourself, you will succeed
Anonymous No.41287165 >>41287444
>>41281510
I will look into what's to come carefully.
Can i ask another question? Do you think a robot companion would help dealing with solitude?
Anonymous No.41287222
>>41286322
That's a good reading.
Anonymous No.41287259 >>41287452 >>41289036
>>41276028
Edna has directly attacked my credit score with her vile jew sorcery
Edna No.41287444 >>41289070
>>41287165

A companion robot
Why not?

It really has to suit you
Edna No.41287452
>>41287259

You wanted it
You got it
A kick in your ass

Lil insolent
Anonymous No.41289036
>>41287259
Get a golemjob and pay your goydebt, dumbass.
Anonymous No.41289070 >>41289083 >>41289178
>>41287444
I asked the cards if you're a cute girl. I drew the 'queen of wands'. I don't know if this means you're a cute witch with a magic wand or if it means you're a
'queen' with a "magic wand".
Anonymous No.41289083 >>41289096
>>41289070
You want to hold Edna's magic wand?
Anonymous No.41289096 >>41289135
>>41289083
I'd be cool with it either way. I think she's nice. I'm just curious how right the cards are.
Anonymous No.41289135
>>41289096
Edna is a nice namefag like the /hag/ fellow. I don't hate her, but I like poking the witch more.
Edna No.41289178 >>41289306
>>41289070

For me, the queen of wands is the girl who has become a woman
She has learned a lot through her actions
Now she governs Her kingdom
Anonymous No.41289205 >>41294145
>>41253391 (OP)
It's a bit hard to explain but here I go. Storytime Something has worked hard to block me on many levels. It started with recurrent nightmares. People sleeping next to me would have them too and they described the same things, so, to protect them and myself, I did what seemed most logical. I kicked their ass ghost puncher style in and out of my dreams. I drained them too, or directed violent intent towards them. In dreams I saw some tiny weakling entities scattering away like a pack of cowardly goblins. I saw different types of greys. They were insidious but ultimately terrified of me. I thought that after slapping some sense into these dream entities that would be the end of it.

But it didn't get better. My imagination got noticeably worse. I stopped dreaming altogether, for the most part. And on the rare occasions I did dream, it was usually dull repetitive and mundane dreams. And after a few years my emotions seem to have dimmed too. I still do nice things for other people, but I feel nothing. I feel nothing whether something good or bad happens. It's really strange. I used to never get angry, yet that is the only emotion that seems to flare up sometimes. More than ever. Explosive, bitter and vengeful. I've never been this much of an edgelord.

What can I do?
Edna No.41289211 >>41289486
It's time for my daily sleep
See you tomorrow little guys
Anonymous No.41289306 >>41292007
>>41289178
I don't really know how to read tarot cards. I only got the deck as a result of an experiment in manifestation. Now I ask it random questions from time to time and go with whatever I think the card means when I draw it - and then I usually second guess myself.
Anonymous No.41289486 >>41292022
>>41289211
Just want you to know the girl I've been missing and posted about appeared to me twice in my dreams last night
Anonymous No.41289606 >>41292029
Wow good thread Amazing board
Anonymous No.41289870 >>41292043
Hey Edna, I have a dream I know sounds stupid but haven't been able to get over in my 30 years of life. I want to be a werewolf. Can't remember exactly where this fixation started, but I spent a good chunk of my life thinking I'd get over it and go on living a good life.

Now I'm 33, pretty disappointed and disillusioned with the world as it is and find myself wanting to experience something magic, more than the same mundane systemic world I feel trapped in, and get more in touch with nature. I wanna be a werewolf, do you think you could help me? Please?

I've actually tried with a few other casters (while most were scammers, a few have given some suprising results, to the point I could feel their energy work happening moments before they'd send confirmation they'd done their work and even some minor physical changes), but I still find myself wanting more- I want to really feel it- I flat out don't want to be human anymore.

Thanks for helping us anons, and I hope you have a great day :)
Anonymous No.41289983 >>41292073
To be fair, no troon would call itself Edna because it's too close to Ed. They always pick names impossible to masculinize.

That's not to say this isn't a bot or glownigger. I was going to say larp as well, but that's redundant, isn't it?

That being said, these posts don't read feminine. I think it's a guy role playing but he doesn't troon out outside of this thread. I think he's using ai for the friendly posts but speaking in his own voice for the "fuck you" posts. He doesn't greentext in the friendly ones.

Bored janny maybe? The whole site is slow. Maybe there's a data harvesting or asset seeking angle.
Anonymous No.41289996 >>41292076
>>41253583
Hi Edna,

Just wanted to give an update and that nothing has come to fruition. But I have felt a certain "knowing" that it will, if that's any consolation. It's out of my hands though.

Hope you've been well, many blessings.
Anonymous No.41290158 >>41292081
>>41253391 (OP)
I want to become a vampire. Can you help me out?
Anonymous No.41290286
from where did you learn or get your credentials "edna"
Anonymous No.41291728 >>41292090
bump for a witch kiss
Edna No.41291940
Good Morning

I hope you're doing well

I answer all of you
Be patient
Anonymous No.41291956 >>41292104
Recently moved for a great new job, settling in but okay. I'd like to meet a girl please. Witch me up a girl.
Edna No.41292007
>>41289306

The interpretation of the cards has to be simple and relevant

For example, if you study the subject and read a three-hundred-page novel about the meaning of the Wand, goes to the simplest

Wand = Action/Reaction
That's all

Number one = on the right path
That's all

Then you build a whole story around it
The person tells you if it represents his or her reality
From there you improvise with the new elements that the other person has given you
You need training and study the subject
If you want
Anonymous No.41292014 >>41292026 >>41292033 >>41292114
Edna, are you a boy pretending to be a girl?
Edna No.41292022 >>41292037
>>41289486

How interesting
What exactly happened in his dream ?
Edna No.41292026 >>41292035 >>41292119
>>41292014
Yes
Edna No.41292029
>>41289606

Thx bro
Amasing Bump
Edna No.41292033
>>41292014

That doesn't matter
Anonymous No.41292035 >>41292036
>>41292026
Are you at least a trans in irl?
Edna No.41292036
>>41292035

Not yet
Anonymous No.41292037 >>41292131
>>41292022
In the first one I was given a chance to travel back in time to stop myself from making the mistake that caused our breakup. Unfortunately I found out the time travel method was the kind where the past isn't able to be changed. Otherwise we were just hanging out and watching some tv. The second dream also consisted of that, just a typical middle of the day with neither of us having work that day. Personally I long for those mundane days with her.
Edna No.41292043
>>41289870

Hello annon
Becoming a werewolf is rather complicated
I need to reach a higher level to do this safely

The best I can do is to guide you, accompany you, protect you, on a path that will make you think of werewolves

For your part, I advise you to study the animal, through tales and legends
There is bound to be a story that will resonate with you.

Have a great day
Anonymous No.41292045 >>41292135
Edna, my life is enjoyable but i suffer from solitude. i tried gathering at places i could meet people i could be mindalike but nothing worked.
i'm extremely boring and people tend to avoid me. wat do?
Edna No.41292073
>>41289983

Hello
I appreciate your little analysis
I would now like to contradict you

> here is a green text in a friendly message

My messages seems to be Ia generated because I have autistic disorders
Autistic people talk like AIs

I received a masculine education, much more in the action of rΓ©action, Competition and the balance of power, than in feelings and compassion.

What does a female message look like?
There are glitters and butterflies ?

What's mean a borring janny ?
Edna No.41292076
>>41289996

I'm happy to see that there's a little change
Maybe you need more time
Edna No.41292081 >>41292094
>>41290158

The best I can do is guide you to a lifestyle that will make you think of vampire
Edna No.41292090
>>41291728

Here a lil kiss
Anonymous No.41292094 >>41292147
>>41292081
What do you mean?
Edna No.41292104
>>41291956

A girl for ya
Tell me if you meet women who really suit you
Edna No.41292114
>>41292014

Don't pay attention to the trolls
It really doesn't matter
Edna No.41292119
>>41292026

Good one
I appreciate the joke
Edna No.41292131 >>41292137
>>41292037

It's nice to see that there is no hatred, no anger

I see that you are much more in acceptance and resilience
It's good
Edna No.41292135
>>41292045

I guide you to a more social lifestyle
It's up to you to learn, to make mistakes, to start again

Otherwise, you can also enjoy your life alone
That's great
Anonymous No.41292137
>>41292131
I can never bring myself to hate her, it was a privilege to know and to love her, even if that is in the past tense now. The only anger I feel is towards myself for the things I did to drive us apart and the failure to keep my demons under control.
Anonymous No.41292143 >>41292180
>>41253391 (OP)
Hi Edna,

Can you help my gangstalker to stop harassing me with v2k and let me think on my own. Thanks!
Edna No.41292147 >>41292165
>>41292094

I mean You can look like a vampire
Making you a creature of the night is a project that is beyond me
Anonymous No.41292164 >>41292195
Hi Edna, well it could sound too silly, but recently I'd wish for meet certain type of girl, trying to do a deal with the universe to work in my favor...still I'd like to ask for a little help in general, if you could guide me or guide her to meet each other.

Honestly could be a bit desperate on my part but hey, I like to try any way possible.

But if is not the case maybe a little help in general will work perfectly.

Thank you
Anonymous No.41292165 >>41292185
>>41292147
That sounds reasonable right now, but when you become a witch supreme, make me a vampire.
Edna No.41292180
>>41292143

I'll see what I can do
For your part, never show that it touches or hurts you
The real danger is feelings
Edna No.41292185
>>41292165

No worries
I promise you
Edna No.41292195 >>41292206
>>41292164

A meeting with a young woman
OK, it works
I hope you'll like it

Of course you are never obliged to accept, rather see it as a proposal
Anonymous No.41292206
>>41292195
Thank you!
Hope to be able let you know what happens!
Anonymous No.41292730 >>41293373
>>41253391 (OP)
hello fellow traveler
I want from the bottom of my heart none other than to achieve knowledge and conversation of my holy guardian angel
synchronicities have increased lately to the point where it feels inevitable, right around the corner
I've been sleeping and eating better, exercising, banishing, invoking
we have similar goals in life although I don't want to be a supreme, just an even more effective wizard
bless
as a side note, is magic in the age of aquarius the coolest or what? if you don't fall into materialism or nihilism, you can do stuff like watch the stars on a cloudy night with software and make genuine petitions to the heavens that work just as well as if you saw them in person
it's the thought and effort that counts, good thoughts to you, great effort, no goal
Anonymous No.41292850 >>41293382
help me get with the brown haired woman i desire
Anonymous No.41292978 >>41293399
>>41253391 (OP)
Alright let's test it.
Healeranon's been helping me remove an entity from myself. Sometimes I could feel his healings strongly and distinctly, sometimes I cannot. Let's see if I could feel yours.
Edna No.41293373 >>41293562
>>41292730

Hello fellow wizard
During your next communication session with your guardian angel, I will be by your side, in order to better maintain the link

Tell me if you feel my presence

Indeed, I really like the contemplation of nature, I feel a real magic
Edna No.41293382
>>41292850

I will do my best to increase the Probas
I don't promise anything

Tell me if it works
Edna No.41293399 >>41293455
>>41292978

All right, say what you perceive
Anonymous No.41293455
>>41293399
Not much, but thanks for the effort. Seems like a lot of my friends are getting affected by the same shit as well. I wonder if it's bigger than just me.
Anonymous No.41293562
>>41293373
your presence feels like a green and gold dog of enormous size and very friendly, thank you

I'm still just trying to learn the angel's name and pay attention to what it's pointing at when I perceive synchronicities. I appreciate the help, I will pay it forward and help others talk to spirits and their guardian angels when I've mastered it
Anonymous No.41294048 >>41294289
>>41253391 (OP)
Edna, can you make me into a girl?
Anonymous No.41294145 >>41294310
>>41289205
Edna, did you skip me?
Anonymous No.41294147 >>41294320
>>41253391 (OP)
Hello again. I was unable to see you in my dreams. This was from the anon that wanted an astral tour btw. My dream senses are still weak, so I want to see if I can sense outside objects. Can you send something like a broom into my dreams?
Have a good night.
Edna No.41294289 >>41294455
>>41294048

The best I can do, for now, is to lead you on a path that will allow you to look like a girl

Tell me how well it works

Once I become Witch Supreme, I could change your DNA.
Promised
Edna No.41294310 >>41294392 >>41299967
>>41294145

Haha, my fault

So

In your next nightmares I will guide you, protect you, accompany you.
No worries, it's going to be fine

Tell me if you saw a difference
Edna No.41294320
>>41294147

Alright, I'm sending you a mystery object
Tell me what you see in the next dream

Tell me what you see
Anonymous No.41294335 >>41294478 >>41297332 >>41297344
>>41253391 (OP)
I sold my soul for wisdom, and now regret my choice. Can you renegotiate my deal with the devil so I can choose wealth instead?
Anonymous No.41294392 >>41297414
>>41294310
It's not really nightmares any more. I no longer have them.
It's something related to imagination and emotions. Which seem to be for the most part gone and changed.
Anonymous No.41294455 >>41297429
>>41294289
How do I find this path?
Anonymous No.41294478 >>41294517 >>41297437
>>41294335
Petition for your soul back, friend.
Anonymous No.41294517 >>41294669
>>41294478
Based on what the demons have allowed me to see, a soul is a terrible thing to have, just an excuse to be tortured forever. Like I said, I'm fine with losing my soul, I just want want the power to help others instead of awareness of just how much help they need.
Edna No.41294634 >>41294660 >>41296770
Good night People
I'll answer all of you tomorrow morning, I promise

In the meantime, have fun
Anonymous No.41294660 >>41294669 >>41295310 >>41297449
>>41294634
Fuck off, fake witch. I know an enchantress dear, who labors to redeem all mankind of their sins, to create happiness whether we like it or not. Compared to such skill channeled to do universal good you are little more than a distraction.
Anonymous No.41294669
>>41294517
Really? I wonder if I have a soul.
>>41294660
Can I meet this enchantress? Curious about other sorcerers.
Anonymous No.41295310 >>41295525
>>41294660
eh, leave edna alone. she's a nice person.
Anonymous No.41295525 >>41297456
>>41295310
Nah
She is a tranny and she does not let us incels dirty up our dicks inside her ass. If she does let us hit it she ain't good
Anonymous No.41296770
>>41294634
Here's hoping to night 4 of her showing up in my dreams, maybe it's a portent of an upcoming IRL encounter. You did say you'd provide me opportunities.
Edna No.41297332
>>41294335

Good Morning
I answer all of them
Be patient

I wish you a good day/dreams
Edna No.41297344
>>41294335

The best I can do is to garnish an interview with the entity
It's up to you to find the right words

Of course I accompany you, guide you, protect you in this ordeal
Anonymous No.41297404 >>41297407
>>41286151
Well, it’s actually looking like I might have just found myself a job 0:
It’s just a line cook and it’s in the restaurant but I actually do like cooking and it’s right on the exact same bus route as my house so it’s like I can actually get to it which which has been probably the biggest hurdle that I’ve had finding employment so far
So
Thank you, miss witch~
Anonymous No.41297407
>>41297404
** Line cook in a chain restaurant
Anonymous No.41297412
Asking to meet a particular girl
Not necessary to do any ritual
All I want to find out is
Whether there is something to the red string of fate
Edna No.41297414
>>41294392

Emotion and imagination gone
Alright, I'll see what I can do For you
Tell me if you feel anything
Edna No.41297429 >>41297954
>>41294455

I beg your pardon, I forgot that people are never in my thoughts
I explain to you what I expect from you very precisely

1 Purposely accept your man body
You have to change your body, never run away from it
In other words, learn to love you

2 Accept the change
It would be a shame to regret being called madame

3 The fact that you are a girl must really bring you something
Otherwise, the change is useless

This is the way I see for you

Of course I accompany you, guide you, protect you through this ordeal
Test that you can refuse of course

For my part, I send you situations that can make your work easier without taking you by the hand

I wish you a lot of courage
Edna No.41297437
>>41294478

I sign Up
Edna No.41297449
>>41294660

>I'm gone curse somebody here
We'll see if your beloved enchantress will manage to protect your little butt
Anonymous No.41297455 >>41297489
>>41253391 (OP)
>sorciere supreme
>Witch Supreme
I'm confused. OP, is this a Doctor Strange thing, or an American Horror Story thing?
Edna No.41297456 >>41297702 >>41297730
>>41295525

So you don't dislike trann
You're just sexually frustrated

Sad
Edna No.41297489
>>41297455

Nha, it's a >EDNA THING
Anonymous No.41297702 >>41297803
>>41297456
Yeah? You got a problem, bitch? You trannies gotta let us incels hit it if you are a good person.
Anonymous No.41297730 >>41297813
>>41297456
Nah
I like trannies
The hot ones at very least
I specially like Japanese trannies
They are hot af
I Jack off to them
I've had a few tranny friends and a little more and shiet
I just think you should let us hit it
Like, what do you lose if you let us hit it? You ass is already all loose anyway, so what's wrong?
Edna No.41297803
>>41297702

>Annon offended
> Annon agrees with me

OK
Thx for your Bump
Edna No.41297813
>>41297730

Patience, lil one, patience,
one day I'd be so hot, you'll call me Momy
Anonymous No.41297954
>>41297429
Thank you Edna. I will try my best to look out for these situations you speak of. Its indeed something I've always wanted. And I'll try my best to love myself. Your guidance is appreciated.
Anonymous No.41299621 >>41299879
>>41253391 (OP)
I wish for the strength to face the black sun, to face my darkest demons and not pussy out. I wish I could just take it and do what is right.
Edna No.41299879
>>41299621

A competence of confidence and strength just for You
Tell me if you made it
Anonymous No.41299967 >>41300071
>>41294310
Damn. I didn't expect results so quickly. I didn't expect results at all. What did you do exactly? You're awesome.
Edna No.41300071
>>41299967

Witch's Secret ^^

It's nice to see that it works
Now the next step is to remain stable in this new situation
Or do your better to return to a favorable situation

Until there is no need for me at all, I continue to accompany you