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Genius ahead of his time or mentally deranged coomer?
Anonymous No.41259391 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
>was a degen before degenism was cool
Woah. So genius.
Anonymous No.41259412 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Deranged and demonic coomer
Anonymous No.41259423 [Report]
I feel like he was trying to push the boundaries to see what would happen desu
Anonymous No.41259761 [Report] >>41259769 >>41259809 >>41264535 >>41264919 >>41266792
>>41259386 (OP)
>Lived off his parents tugboat until old age
>Tried offering services that he would be contracted to do by elites and nobles
>Preformed rituals that were considered dangerous even by summoner standards just because he felt like it
>Had "wizard battles" with other new agers that was just him yelling at them
>Summoned a gray alien by jacking off really hard
>Thelema was just him self proclaiming himself as a messiah with lore that was Hermeticism and Egyptian gods mixed together and that Thelema would bring the world to new enlightenment
>Thought both the Nazis and Soviets would be on board with it
>Kicked out of Italy by Mussolini himself for fucking a goat
>All of his books were notoriously cryptic as fuck and made no sense unless you had background on the guy himself and his beliefs
>The JPL would likely not exist because of Jack Parsons being a part of Themela and his contributions to the creation of solid rocket motors
>Wasn't a satanist yet claimed to see Satan just moments before he passed away
He's literally just Chris Chan of the 1920's spiritualist movement anon.
Anonymous No.41259769 [Report]
>>41259761
Why don't gooners have aliens showing up?
Anonymous No.41259770 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
just another larper, tired of these idiots
Anonymous No.41259798 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Yes..
Anonymous No.41259809 [Report]
>>41259761
>>Summoned a gray alien by jacking off really hard
Who among us can't say we've done that occasionally?
>Wasn't a satanist yet claimed to see Satan just moments before he passed away
This is a myth, there's no actual record of his last words and it changes depending on who ask
Anonymous No.41259814 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Love under will. I don't think he was an obsessive coomer.
Anonymous No.41260122 [Report]
Yes.
Anonymous No.41260136 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Both, hence "ahead of his time."
Anonymous No.41260170 [Report] >>41262808 >>41264436
>>41259386 (OP)
He took it up the butt and put his peenor in other people’s butts whilst reciting obscurities from the ars goetia and it’s safe to say they would all partake in devouring the cream of their passions. None of this is remotely gay at all and is perfectly normal American behavior
Anonymous No.41260203 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Talented, intelligent, highly educated, but his vices got the better of him up to the end.
Anonymous No.41260221 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
uncle fester lmao
Anonymous No.41260344 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
sex gifs
Anonymous No.41260387 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Both. Also, a troll extraordinaire.
Anonymous No.41260389 [Report] >>41260430
>>41259386 (OP)
Same face as my former boss who shoved his wife's temple into the sharp corner of a table, killing her, and said she tripped.
Anonymous No.41260408 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
His teachings can be considered legit to a certain extent, but it's a false path.

People seem to forget his history with the Ordo Templi Orientis, he had real connections in the esoteric movement.
Anonymous No.41260430 [Report]
>>41260389
Dick Laurent is dead
HealerAnon !!MxAsPiivCUs No.41260546 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
His image no longer has power nor does Michael Aquino's. Post it all you like.
Anonymous No.41260906 [Report]
a known hoaxer move on op
Æriel No.41260935 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
100% a deranged coomer, perverted old man, but MAN was he hilarious xD.
Anonymous No.41261062 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.41261174 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
He was a hylic with good connections and money, but was too sex focused and never earned a soul before death.

He is an example of what not to do.
Anonymous No.41261361 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Here's his modern format (same soul reincarnated).
Truly a master of the path.
Anonymous No.41261386 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
He was a mentally deranged coomer.
Anonymous No.41261499 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
he kinda looks like this guy from persona 5
Ben Elohim and the Seven No.41261529 [Report]
He's the the OG from Valhalla with the realt gift of magic yo
Anonymous No.41262283 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Why not both?
Anonymous No.41262326 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Trailer park wiccan nerd in the body of a spoiled rich kid.
Anonymous No.41262339 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Mage who's entire thing was crafting collective will into belief.
Obscurity truths by turning understanding into pretty falsehood.
Schizoidberg No.41262410 [Report] >>41262627
>>41259386 (OP)
Closet homosexual who used his brilliant mind to come up with the world most elaborate excuses to have gay sex.

>Well, if you want to attain higher knowledge of the occult, you're just gonna have to let me bum ya, there's just no other way
Anonymous No.41262627 [Report]
>>41262410
Hes a rich degenerate with a cult if personality and power. He can fuck anything and did so openly.
Anonymous No.41262658 [Report] >>41262669 >>41264055
>bro the magical entities we are dealing with said that you need to let me fuck you in the ass and also that I need to fuck your wife and yall are supposed to give me all your money too

Curious how often this plays out with powerful magic practitioners
Anonymous No.41262669 [Report]
>>41262658
It's funny you mention that, one of the magic spirits just told me that I need to blow a fat load deep in your wife and also you need to give me $2,500.
Anonymous No.41262782 [Report]
Ah geez dood, listen, Smokoffeleese, the Smoke Mephit that runs one third of the Fire Plane, just got in touch with me over the astral intercom, he's sayin' that he's gonna torture you and make your life miserable for the rest of your days, unless I blow a massive load deep in your wife's pussy while you sit in the corner and watch, and then give me 10,000 bucks.

Damn, that's fucked up, these spirits are messed up dude. What are you looking at me like that for? I don't make the rules here man, I'm just the messenger. You think I like having to do this? Taking your hard-earned money and emptying my balls in your ripe, late-30's soccer-MILF wife, possibly getting her pregnant with no consequences? How do you think this makes me feel?
Anonymous No.41262793 [Report] >>41264787
Spare
completely mogs him without even trying

Crowley is what in the modern day we would call a "tryhard" and an "edgelord"
he's the equivalent of a mall-ninja in the magick world. Waving a shitty sword around and calling himself a samurai.
Anonymous No.41262808 [Report]
>>41260170
He was a limey, though. Nice try.
HORUS-LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.41263014 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Prophet.
Anonymous No.41263950 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
why not both?
Anonymous No.41263964 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Genius, ahead of his time, metal, deranged, coomer. Also world-class mountain climber, so at least a first-rate athlete. Very good but not innovative prose stylist and as serious a mystic and magician as anyone. Whatever you might think of him as human being, and may God help you if you take him as a role model, his "Confessions" are worth reading.
Anonymous No.41264014 [Report] >>41264055
>>41259386 (OP)

His Lam entity predates any description of the greys
Anonymous No.41264045 [Report] >>41264972
If you have 150IQ and more you can't live in society and you might die young, from suicide or in a mental hospital
Anonymous No.41264055 [Report] >>41264070
>>41262658
Same as religious leaders.

Every year priests get caught fucking kids. No better than sorcerers.

>le jesus told me le world will le end soon(tm)
>btw give me all of ur money
>let me hang out w ur kids unsupervised

>>41264014
He invented the ufo myth and was likely involved in psyops. Ayyy lmaos do not exist.
Anonymous No.41264070 [Report]
>>41264055

Checked.

Tell me more about this ufo myth
Anonymous No.41264325 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
I only know a bit about him.
He was a skilled adept who many times directed his will into spreading degeneracy and hedonism. He claimed much but didn't transcend his lustful character at all and masked it as transgressive 'enlightenment'. His workings are partially why western society is so fucked up nowadays.
Anonymous No.41264436 [Report]
>>41260170
more like arse goetia amirite?
Anonymous No.41264535 [Report]
>>41259761
>all of his books were notoriously cryptic as fuck and made no sense unless you had background on the guy himself and his beliefs
Its important to remember that Crowley was, above all, an author interested in selling his books. This is why footnotes in Liber Peepee assure you "this passage is explained in greater detail in Liber Poopoo Shit Fartura LXIX"
Anonymous No.41264556 [Report]
oooooooooo fuck me in the ass Frater Lampadam Tradam oooooooooooooooo we need to do this to get to the 10th Aethyr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh IO PAAAAAAAN IO PAAAAAAAAAN ah shit there is shit everywhere
Anonymous No.41264787 [Report]
>>41262793
>Spare
>completely mogs him without even trying
Is this the Chaos Magick guy?
Anonymous No.41264819 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
A murderer that had a change of heart.
A gay man that was repulsed by his earlier behaviors.
A loser who got kicked out of other secret societies.
Just an overall faggot.
Anonymous No.41264821 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
a bit of both
Anonymous No.41264845 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Genius and great how he makes christfaggots chimp out to this day, but flawed. Later Thelemites could take his ideas and good aspects and work and build with them as more stable people, as well as stuff and people who branched off of Thelema, Grant, Carroll, etc
Anonymous No.41264902 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
He got fucked up the as in the desert as he manifested demons. tf do u think nigga
Anonymous No.41264919 [Report] >>41265527
>>41259761
>>Had "wizard battles" with other new agers that was just him yelling at them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Tj_l4PcPs
Anonymous No.41264920 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
mogs everyone here in terms of how interseting they are and their life was but now types like him are dime a dozen, you can find them right here on /x/
Anonymous No.41264932 [Report] >>41264980
>>41259386 (OP)
He sniffed his wifes farts, and ate an played with shit an piss. He was also a heroin addict for a while. And he was bald on top of all of it. Sounds pretty genius to me.
Anonymous No.41264946 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
He ended up being a rich and famous author and legend and we're talking about him right now on the internet 100 years later so he had to be a genius on some level. He basically created the occult as we know it and pretty much everything that gets talked about on this board.
Anonymous No.41264960 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
Looks a lot like my high school italian teacher.
Anonymous No.41264972 [Report]
>>41264045
Frankly I can't recommend it.
Anonymous No.41264980 [Report]
>>41264932
literally me
Anonymous No.41265158 [Report]
Mentally deranged coomer like all the elites. You tell them you can't do something and is the thing they want to do the most.
Anonymous No.41265184 [Report]
he's a fucking faggot
Anonymous No.41265510 [Report]
He had exactly the life he wanted. We can't say whether that was positive or negative. Perhaps if he were more disciplined or secretive, he would lose the essence of what he did.
Anonymous No.41265527 [Report] >>41266852
>>41259386 (OP)
>>41264919
Yeats won that battle, by the way. He kicked Crowley down the stairs, the most powerful spell.
Anonymous No.41266616 [Report]
Kind of based but would also be a tranny if he was alive today
Anonymous No.41266625 [Report]
>>41259386 (OP)
>Genius ahead of his time or mentally deranged coomer?
Both, but he was genius in a good way, anon.
Eating shit and drinking cum has spiritual consequences.
Anonymous No.41266635 [Report] >>41266682
>>41259386 (OP)
coomer cultists that wants to fuck his cult members wives
Anonymous No.41266669 [Report] >>41266690
wonder why they left all this out of that Oppenheimer film? Those jews and Parsons were fucked
Anonymous No.41266682 [Report]
>>41266635
he preferred sucking the male vitality through his butthole in turkish bath houses tho. thiel learned his gay vampire ways from him
Anonymous No.41266690 [Report]
>>41266669
It was a shit film, if they'd included that it may have made it more interesting.
Anonymous No.41266716 [Report] >>41266873
>>41259386 (OP)
Why not both?
People associate moral virtue with power or potential, which is retarded and hylic-like mentality. Being a sodomite doesn't mean your craft isn't effective, everything can be engineered and weaponized including taking it in the ass.
Anonymous No.41266792 [Report]
>>41259761
What a life
Anonymous No.41266852 [Report]
>>41265527
>the most powerful spell.

But not the oldest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvAyPBuqGFU
Anonymous No.41266873 [Report]
>>41266716
>People associate moral virtue with power or potential, which is retarded and hylic-like mentality.

If you jack of 3 times a day, your testosterone is going to tank, your dopamine gland will become weaker and your will experience a nutrient shortage, this will make you weaker....

equally ruining your bunghole and getting the sniffies will make you weaker.