Pentagons are a conspiracy, as are cubes, spheres, triangles, spirals, circles, and the most Satanic of them all... parallelograms, which are nothing less than an attempt to corrupt the sacred geometric impurity of the square with angular disharmony to promote social discord and nihilism.

Geometry is an Illuminati psyop!

But that pales in comparison to the Satanic Communist corruption of New Math!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKGV2cTgqA