Thread 41267004

a week ago, my bipolar autistic roommate did 80 mg adderall and told me his theory about why he's the chosen one.

and i gotta say....

i was disappointed.

it was just numerology. to make things worse, he didn't even get the details of the numerology right. dumb motherfucker seriously would've had a better understanding of it if he read about it on wikipedia

let that be a lesson to all of you schizos. if you're gonna have a grand unified theory of why you're jesus 2.0, at least put some fucking effort into it

>>41267004 (OP)
Way ahead of you buddy

>>41267031
>right click
>search image with google lens
>The image shows a series of mathematical derivations related to the Riemann zeta function, specifically the function \(\xi (s)\).

fucking pathetic. kyss

>>41267031

>math

Wh- ... O_O

>I'm Jesus because something something 7, and something something 6 so 666, and adding this bible verse to this year gives you yada yada magic number
tens of hundred schizos post garbage like this in forums and I can't take it anymore, it's so low effort

>>41267004 (OP)
>it was just numerology. to make things worse, he didn't even get the details of the numerology right.
Did he verify his numerology with gematria?
Gematria is an ancient method of converting letters, words and phrases to numeric values.
But what they don't want you to try is converting numbers to numeric values.
Please print this post out and give it to your roommate. If he doesn't know what to do with it, call him a retard.

>>41267004 (OP)
Your roommate found the nobody general.

>>41267004 (OP)
It's always the same rehashed bullshit. There's so much material to work with, you can turn anything into schizo nonsense, but it's always the most boring tiddly-wink bullshit.

Listen to one schizo and you've listened to them all.

>>41267004 (OP)
War and Peace

>>41267031

Okay - perform a miracle. Should be easy for the chosen one. The last one could perform miracles as a baby, so seeing how special you must be you should be able to perform a miracle that I can see from home!

Otherwise you are literally one of thousands who claim to be the "chosen one" without a single shred of actual supernatural evidence to back it up. Not some stupid scribblings or schizophrenic formulas - actual, genuine miracles.

Should be very easy for the Chosen One, every actual chosen one ever could perform miracles. Even Jonah could pull off a miracle or three.

one time i was having a psychotic episode and while posting on /x/ it made me think i was the nobody from the nobody threads

>>41267004 (OP)
Even Jesus didn't call himself jesus.

His name was like yeshua or something

>>41267173
GOD WILL NEVER SHOW MINDLESS FOOLS ANY MIRACLE! BECAUSE THEY NEED MIRACLES TO BELIEVE IN HIM.

BECAUSE THEY TEST HIM. SO THEY WILL DRINK FROM CUP OF HIS WRATH!

>>41267004 (OP)
You should tell him about /x/! Obviously, you might want to wait until this thread is archived.

I know a guy who calls himself 6 because he hit me with a car and says he's the first that fell because he got at me. Couldn't even kill me and he's still that arrogant lmao

>>41267173
I didn't say I was the chosen one, I apologize for the confusion. Mary appeared to me and wanted me to prove the existence of Protons.

>>41267245
Are you two enemies?

>>41267296
Stole his concubine girlfriend so he tried to run me over with his car while I rode my motorcycle for the first day of season 992020. I don't care for the fool but he still hates me I hear

>>41267213
i've tried to get him online. dude's been homeless most of his life. i finally got him connected to the wifi, but he just uses it to listen to nirvana on youtube

>>41267004 (OP)
I've worked in several Psych wards. I've literally met 30+ people who claim to be the chosen one, its kinda stale desu

>>41267857
Maybe everybody is their own messiah in the scheme of their own story

>>41267857
u never know, maybe one of them is? i mean it's possible that when god talks to you it scrambles your brains

>>41267004 (OP)
I'm the chosen one simply because I'm better than everyone else in every single way.

>>41267857
Can't wait to kick the shit out of you too when I go back in there :D

>>41267883
i'm more humble than you are

>>41267897
>alexshirtless5.jpg

why do you have 5

Better be safe Alex Jones is a spook

>>41267184
Shut up child, no one is talking to you. The "God" you worship like a cow worships a salt lick literally didn't exist before the Council of Nicaea. Your Church was a cocksleeve for Rome and in many ways it still is.

>>41267261
Fair enough.