Thread 41275698

Was this really what happened?

>>41275698 (OP)

useless turd why do you bring back old hoaxes? Want me to fuck yo mama?

>>41275698 (OP)
Yeah bro, complex geometric patterns that have sprung up hundreds of times across the planet are made by lads who are leaving their pub. Fuck off, /x/ is now fully on board with aliens being real and they obviously make crop circles to wake up retards such as yourself.

>>41275698 (OP)
Yeah dude, a couple of drunk Englishmen made these things.

Dumbass.

>>41275698 (OP)

see the tractor lines? see there are also lines where people walked in the crops. So hoax

>>41275720
Yeah it’s crazy how different the hoax ones are compared to the real ones. I don’t think all of the complex ones are aliens but it seems like a good chunk come from more advanced non-human intelligence

>>41275727
>Putin posting
You are scum that deserves to be gassed

>>41275770

go play pokemon son, me and yo mama are gonna spend some quality time

>>41275775
>Denies crop circles
>Says I will fuck your mom and that I'm a child
Good lord you need to lurk more and become more educated before you post again.

>>41275782

crop circles are hoaxes but why are you so mad? Maybe you need to lurk moar

>>41275789
he just mad i debunked his shitpost in nanoseconds lol

>>41275789
>>41275792
You retards don't even know that aliens make crop circles and I'm an anon who has seen multiple aliens in real life. Do you see how retarded you look to me now?

>>41275795
sure you have but now take your meds and go to sleep

>>41275818
Here's a human looking alien called Valiant Thor. Go down that rabbit hole right now.

>>41275822
valiant thor was a hox useless turd. Do some actual research. As was Phil sneider who pushed this hoax

>>41275822
cant agree there anon. Why files proved thor to be a hoax

>>41275828
Phil Schneider was killed by the government for whistleblowing and you're a retard saying he was lying. What the fuck?
>>41275831
The Why Files also said the Wingmakers and Majestic 12 are fake. I will personally slap AJ in the face for the shit fucking karma(cause and effect) he has had on this planet for saying bullshit like that.

>>41275842
phil sneider was schizophrenic as his sister said. So you claim his sister was also in cia or something?

>>41275698 (OP)
The story that drunks could create something symmetrical at this scale tells you how dumb they think we are.

>>41275849
How about you listen to his words you fucking retard?

crop circles are hoaxes everyone can make one

>>41275861
Here's a video of alien technology making a crop circle you fucking faggot retard. Post when you know the truth, not when you're a mouth breathing retard. This advice goes to all of you alien deniers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6vP8-SbU0&list=LL&index=79

>>41275871

another debunked hoax gtfo already glowie and stop posting hoaxes

>>41275720
They were pretty autistic or worked as a mathematician or artist or mechanical engineer obviously pfft

>>41275872
You have ousted yourself as a reddit tier skeptic who can't handle that humans are not the alpha species of the Universe. Fuck you, it is not "debunked."
>>41275875
You're saying autistic mathematicians create hundreds of crop circles of incredible geometric precision all across the world for multiple decades? Wow, what a retarded thing to infer.

>>41275698 (OP)
Speaking of crop circles, crop circles season just passed
>https://cropcircleconnector.com/2025/July2025.html

>>41275698 (OP)
>>41275720
The biggest evidence for crop circles is the counter story that low iq English men did these after a night out kek

>>41275883
live your larp son no problem, the fact is these are hoaxes

>>41275861
I made a crop circle in your mom last night
Debunk this

>>41275907
even reddit debunked this

Imagine how empty your life must be to get this mad about crop circles.

>>41275915
some people really want to believe in hoaxes thats all

>>41275698 (OP)
Only for a handful afaik
From what I remember, real crop circles have the wheat still harvestable as the wheat is consistently bent at the stalk to create the lower parts of the crop circle while in hoaxed circles, the wheat would be damaged or torn unevenly which reduces the harvest of crops

>>41275902
When I first digested alien evidence, I wasn't in denial like you. You are scum and many of you deserve to die to be honest.

>>41275925
sure fanboy go back to redit with the rest of the copers and hope for disclosure

>>41275912
>>41275927
Go back to your favorite midwit site desu

>>41275927
I am the fucking faggot posting disclosure, not digesting disclosure. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN 2025 AND NOT UNDERSTAND ALIENS ARE HERE

>>41275937

great news but where is the evidence son? Got any proof?

>>41275941
There's proof in this thread you fucking moron. Valiant Thor and crop circles.

>>41275946
valiant thor has been debunked ages ago and crop circles are hoaxes. You got solid proof? Or are you waiting for corbell and the other grifters?

>>41275871
18 years ago and still not debunked
impressive

>>41275956
nice try samefagging but it has been debunked

>>41275956
Right?
>>41275950
Yeah bro, pic related is a hoax. KYS

>>41275956
*29 to 36 years ago

>>41275960
another hoax, notice the lines where the people who did it trampled the crops

>>41275958
Not a samefag, look at pic related and read the filename.
>>41275965
If you knew anything about agriculture you would know those lines are common on many fields.

How to educate the ppl of x the simple glowie busting rule of: do not engage.

all their power comes from ppl replying to their bait.

>>41275871
That's gangsta

>>41275698 (OP)
Depends.

The ones with broken stalks were made by people on the ground. Just people having a laugh, using a variety of methods.

The ones with the bent, unbroken stalks were made by a fucking microwave satellite, the same one that set those cities on fire a couple years back, as a proof of concept test and to manipulate public consciousness. This is confessed to in declassified documents.

Nothing supernatural, no aliens, just manmade horrors well within your comprehension but that you were not previously aware of. This satellite is also used to kill people on occasion.

why do we bother with hoaxes when we got legit ufo stuff? ruwa,westall etc

>>41276044
/Thread

>>41276044
good luck convincing idiots who barely finished kindergarten school

amazing, everything the op posted is hoaxes which means spooks frequent this board

>>41275698 (OP)
Human can't make precise shapes like that. A good example is the famous penis shape from aircraft flight path.

>>41275716
Why do you assume they're just normies? They could've been mathematicians good with geometry. In this case, the two blokes were artists and graphic designers that worked in advertising agencies.

They made 200 of these. Sensational headlines made it seem like it's a spur of the moment, impulsive decision and action - that they had immediately set out to the field right after stepping out of the pub at night, and made the circles briefly overnight, perhaps drunk even.

In reality they had a good lengthy discussion over some moderate drinking at the pub one night. And as they step out the pub, the fruition of their careful planning and design as artist and designers, who has experienced with computer graphics and tools, and elaborate act was done steadily paced over time.

Cattle mutilations are real, not easy to fake either. Crop circles are real, but some are fake.

>>41276344
You're disgusting tho

>>41276296
>https://youtu.be/7H6doOmS-eM

even if you're no genius, it's just basic computer graphics and visualization shit, projection of image, vertices, faces etc

any fucking "complex" geometrical shape can be simplified with a fucking grid system, just overlay boxes of squares over your design

>>41276349
You're a schizo tho. Or a glowie.

>>41275720
Doug Bower
>artist and sign painter by trade
>worked with advertising
>skilled with design and layout software, tools
Bower Chorley
>house painter, decorator
>manual tradesman
>so he's skilled with manual labor, like builders or construction worker / contractor

How computer graphics work:
https://youtu.be/C8YtdC8mxTU
https://youtu.be/U0_ONQQ5ZNM
https://youtu.be/eoXn6nwV694

Your computer screen, phone display, cinema projection screen etc, any display, works the same way.

It's the fucking same grid system used by the ancient civilizations, again by Renaissance artist to draw accurate proportions. Any complex design is made trivial with a grid system, you could control how many grid how small of a square you want, thus isolating and simplifying """""complex""""" shapes into simpler trivial shapes.

Doug would be the one with the soft skills - graphic design know how, including the computer graphics part. Bower would be the one with the hard skills - the manual labor, design and thinking, how to approach the field, what tools, rope etc.

>>41275716
>>41275720
>>41275884

How come they mostly all appear in US or UK?

Why is there never Asian crop circles? Seems like a fairly large continent

>>41276475
>wheat

>>41276475
>corn

>>41275698 (OP)
Wooden boards can't cook organic crops.

>>41276475
They have cooler crop circles in Asia.

>>41275960
that would be extremely easy to accomplish as one person with a field scythe

>>41276518
>>41276520

You can’t make crop circles in rice fields?

You sure about that?

>>41275698 (OP)
>starseeds
the Epstein list is fake its only elonmusk killing and abducting kids during the karate sessions

he broke into my home in September 13th 2021

Believe