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>3i/Atlas Tracker
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1

>Latest update

https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Space_Science/ESA_s_ExoMars_and_Mars_Express_observe_comet_3I_ATLAS

>14 Anomalies about the 3i Atlas Object

Provided by DobsonianPower YouTube Channel
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8

1. It is traveling too fast to be a comet
2. It is too bright to be a comet
3. No Gas Tail
4. Anti-tail gases escaping in a sunward direction
5. The object is traveling on the ecliptic plane of our solar system
6. The object is traveling < .5AU from Mars, Venus, and Jupiter
7. The object comes from somewhere in the Sagittarius constellation
8. The object will not be visible from Earth for a time because it will be hidden by the sun
9. Images of the object from the JWST were censored (pixelated)
10. The object is off gassing more CO2 than is typical for a comet
11. Ni to Fe ratio is extremely low
12. The object exhibits extreme negative polarization
13. The color of the object keeps changing at a high rate and quickly
14. Unexplained light bursts/fluctuations

>Other oddities that may or may not be related:

The scientific community is unable to pin down the size and weight

There is a lack of conversation about the object in the scientific community

The object exhibits little to no spin or rotation

It is maintaining its trajectory and not being affected by the sun like a typical comet would be

A large amount of "drones" have been sighted over European airports since the object was detected

Up to 11 other comets have been detected entering the inner solar system since the object was detected

An increase in solar activity

https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc

>sources:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns

>Avi Loeb
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/

>>41280511 (OP)
First for just a rock

orbs

Orbs

Probed by orbs

>>41280530
>>41280546
>>41280561
you need a break, go masturbate or something

Just looked at the trajectory, it's hardly gonna get past Mars. Why the fuck are people freaking out?

STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES!!!

I am an astronomer who works for NASA, and I have come to share some very grave news with you all. By now, you have all heard of the interstellar object, Comet 3I/ATLAS, that is traveling through our solar system, yes? Well, this "comet" is actually an alien space craft that is on its way to CONQUER EARTH!!! The aliens on board are all alien futa furries who belong to an evil interstellar empire that is built around the conquest and enslavement of other planets and species! If they succeed in their goal of conquering Earth, human men that they fancy will all be enslaved and raped, before being trafficked all over the galaxy as sex slaves to satiate the aliens' vile lusts! The "furry fandom" was created by their sleeper agents on Earth to indoctrinate us, and make us all more docile and accepting of their overlordship!

If you value your freedom (and your ass) you will STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES AND THEIR ORBS, warn everyone that you know, and prepare to defend Earth from their inevitable invasion!

Good luck, and godspeed!

Michio Kaku is crashing out!

>>41280614
Wait till he finds out about the orbs

>>41280511 (OP)
Basicly all the plebbitor le muh science RETARDS were saying for 2 months that mars flyby will give data and show clearly its „just a comet” NOW ITS 14th and nasa is silent, esa released some bait data and restricts all good data for 6 months and spectroscopic data for 74 years, and RETARDS SAY IT AINT HAPPENING? They literally are covering shit up, all valuable material is covered by AI schizo glowie slop.

>>41280653
I hate the elites so much

>FUCK NASA AND THEIR FAKE SPACE PSYOPS
>NASA: "it's just a comet"
>IT'S JUST A COMET, FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND THEIR BLUEBEANS AYY PSYOP
how do people reconcile this?

>>41280653
That’s pretty much the gist of it yeah.

Iä Iä!

>>41280940
get outta here, squid!

What links are giving the best updates?

>>41280511 (OP)
When is it by mars?

>>41281044
The Angry Astronaut on YouTube is the only one I've found so far that isn't AI slop. He has a new schizo theory that all it's weird fluctuations that it's displayed so far could be a form of communication.

>>41280511 (OP)
Yawn

>>41281157
I had a schizophrenic episode where I thought it was talking to me, so seeing that video was certainly fun.

Space niggas can only be good. If they are bad then it is a psy op. If they are good then I have no concerns whatsoever. Stay true to your path people, and keep Faith in the days ahead.

>>41281222
Checked, 3i atlas is a nothingburger

>>41280511 (OP)
THIS BITCH SUMMONED 3I/ALIEMS

Latest from Tiago:
https://youtu.be/Ga3YOz0hB9U

It's over

>>41282033
maybe the real 3I/ATLAS was the frens we made along the way

>>41280696
Well I think its just the Gov showing some secret tech by pretending its alien

stop with the CAPS YOU SPERG

>>41282033
Nigga what's over? We still didn't get high quality data from Mars. In December it will be the closest to Earth. And in February we will get the Juice data.

>>41280511 (OP)
Solar X-ray flux getting uppity as Three Eyes Atlas is getting behind the Sun: https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/space-weather-overview

>>41280660
The term "elites" implies that they are somehow better than the rest of us. That clearly isn't the case. I like the term "rulers", since that only acknowledges they rule the realm.

I eat my own poop

>>41282104
>getting behind the Sun
Uh huh.

I hope it collides with Jupiter if it's even real

RIP NOTHINGBURGER BOZO

Atlas is in orbit around Mars.

>>41281823
It was expected of them to not give us anything. The shitty gif was just for the glowfaggotd to shut us up and take a shit on these threads.

>>41282087
Good luck getting Juice from the Jews

They didn't even release the HiRISE pics

Chicoms keeping the cards to the chest too

Censorship on pol and reddit

Too much silence for Blue Beam. Could be non-standard marketing psychology, but not likely. They would have wanted us to buzz with anticipation.

The only case peasants get told anything is if Three Eyes Atlas turns around and they are scared shitless, and our rulers think the people may be useful in somehow defending the social structure benefitting those currently at the top.

>>41282250
>always shilling a narrative
sounds a bit terminally-online and might turn people off
>always an edited photo
might be more effective in people who are on the fence.

>>41282271
Always shilling a narrative is NASA in reverse

Should maybe be Always Selling/Saying/Spewing A Narrative to be less autistic

>>41282271
>>41282323
all stupid ass niggers

>>41282271
>>41282323
Better?

they have launched their first strike

this comet should stop being refered to as one. its an alien spacecraft sent here to kill us with indirect warfare

their using the sun to bombard our planet and kill us all

EXPECT THINGS TO GET WORSE FROM HERE ON OUT

>>41282552
coronal mass ejections come from the sun, anon

>>41280614
It’s over…

>>41282264
I am ready for the panic.

>>41282552
We are in a solar maximum. I also believe 3i/atlas isn't natural but come on!

>>41282569
Please don't make ai generated man cry...

>>41282264
>Censorship on pol
What happened? I know that pol is already a terrible place but still.

>>41282569
Not like this. Not like this.

>>41282264
They expect something immediate, but it never comes
It's teasing them.
Maybe they were told there wasn't enough time to prepare for colony drop or mass bombardment strategies which are preferred by much larger scale civilizations

>>41282582
Either these powers were told to scrap everything because there really is no time left, or the information about it is of specific military and resource importance

>>41281469
why do kiwis put up with this shit

>>41282544
>checked
And yes

The latest from Cristina Gomez:
Is 3i Atlas Multiple Objects?
https://youtu.be/1_Ter-8nm10

>>41282560
They said they come from the sun in the post anon, get your comprehension checked

>>41282716
This goes beyond raw comprehension. It's about logic. CME's are nothing new. How is Atlas "using our sun"?

>>41282271
>>41282323
Fixed original and one with white font.
Enjoy :)

>>41282271
>>41282323

EXPLORERS
Dobsonian Power is live:
https://youtu.be/kYrlLcFdt6A

>>41282734
>>41282741
Looks good. Simply replacing "shilling" is a good move. "Selling" is also accurate with how much fucking funding they demand lol.

>>41282755
SUPERSHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>41282544
I sounds better. Shilling really sounds like something I would see on /v/ with console wars.

>>41282755
>Atlas has no tail
So all the science tubers that said that it had a tail will have to to agree?

>>41280511 (OP)
I really hope it's not aliens because that would mean no FTL and that's a gay universe I don't want to live in.

>>41280511 (OP)
>The scientific community is unable to pin down the size and weight

What a bunch of dummies to not have a Rosetta type probe waiting on standby for this sort of mission. They look like FOOLS, dont they? Like they're asleep at their desks. See how they scramble to get glimpses of 3I/atlas from Mars probes. Like the didnt do their homework and are turning in a rushed assignment. Remember that OumaMoua was 10 years ago. 10 years they've had to prepare for this moment, and they blew it. Womp womp. Now all they can do is speculate, like schizo youtubers, reading tea leaves and interpreting dreams.
>um uh uh its like.. off gassing, but not really.. its big... and rocky... orrr maybe metalic.. we dont really know because its behind the sun and we cant see it...

What an embarrassment.

>>41282755
oh no, tail bros, what now?

>>41282650
My personal theory is early proto-European cultures worshipped black-skinned deities

>>41282781
They'll come up with another excuse.
Although it is interesting to note that the disinformation from Ben@SuspiciousObservers
(We'll get the data from Mars in a couple of days and it's just an ordinary comet) seems well, rather suspicious.

>>41282841
It already reached perihelion and it's on its way out, therefore no more tail... Tailbros, we stay winning.

>>41282873
wat

Will you faggots admit you were wrong when this benign rock flies away and you are left blue balling AGAIN?
Or will you buy Avi Loeb's latest book, Secret Space Knowledge For Goyim?
Have any of you done anything to prepare in the event that this really is The Big One and global upheaval is coming in 2 more weeks?
I used to think glowies came to places like this to argue that nothing happens, but now I truly believe it's the opposite. Bots pump out repetitive video content or rehash old scams as if they were new while agitators insist that you NEED to follow Griftoid Liemonger on YouTube or you'll be left behind during the ascension.
All of this to rile up the mentally ill in a grand distraction from real life.
If you'll excuse me, I need to go ERP in the succubus summoning thread where REAL paranormal discussion takes place.

>>41282915
what you need is to get off the internet, faggot.

>>41282831
FTL travel was always retarded. The most evolved AYYs probably use other dimensions as a shortcut instead of going at stupid speeds

>>41282936
FTL just means getting from point A to point B quicker than light would. I don't care the specifics about how it happens.

>>41282832
Even if it wasn't aliens and it's some exotic type of matter or something strange that happens in other star systems it would be good to observe to make better theories and new technologies. That might be the only time we see an object like this. Really disappointing.

>>41282873
Sounds like some massive cope to me

>>41282934
Seething because I have penetrated the anus of your delusions

>>41282727
Don't know you'll have to ask anon

>>41282967
>he says as he seethes about people speculating about a space rock
cry more, keep replying, you love being a sad homo

>>41282595
that place is a shit show. its flooded with off topic coomer bbc ragebait. if you post about atlas there you will be met with ridicule and off topic spam. anyone who wants to talk about it is drowned out. im pretty sure its the glowies and jews doing it btw

>>41282552
Still weak sauce. Let's see that thing deliver a X90 flare before praising it.

>>41282832
It really is pathetic. Also funny is the "trusted science" guys always mocking conspiracy theorists after years and years of this behavior. At least one could expect the same level of competency to be demanded of NASA, but no. They eat shit like "We lost the technology." Even the most skeptical of skeptics needs to evaluate the cognitive dissonance of regulatory bodies supposedly employing the most brilliant minds of humanity and the constant blunders like this.

>>41283055
That's Swan. I was also watching Tiago.

>>41282595
/pol/ has been compromised for years, and the jannies are real quick to kill any thread that doesn't further moral panic or provides actual insight that could help people. One thread talking about how odd it is that we can't see the normal interstellar comet? Fucking dead. 200000 twatter screenshot threads that expressly break board rules? Gotta leave those up forever.

>>41282951
Modern science is based on censorship and gaslighting

After the coronacircus plandemic and the global warming debacle, what could we all expect?

>>41282727
If they're alien and capable for interstellar flight, it wouldn't be too difficult to excite our sun during the solar maximum and make it nuke us back to the stone age or worse. Though I doubt any species that would immediately go full genocide on a planet would last very long, either making enemies of other equal organizations, or just picking a fight with a superior people, particularly if its for resources that would take far less time and effort to collect elsewhere. They could mine out our asteroid belt and other planets, and we'd just be helpless to do anything but watch anyway, so why bother? It would be like genociding chimpanzees in Africa because they might learn to use a gun one day in a few million years because you want to get some gold from Greenland or something..

>>41283163
Avoiding unplanned engagement with superior enemy forces is a reason why scouting and intelligence are a thing

>>41282951
>>41283074

Literally just build a Rosetta-2 probe. Stack a bunch of centaurs and call it a day. Holy shit. Shouldn't need to be telling NASA how to do their job but here I am. Guess they're too busy tipping lunar landers over to bother.

>>41283163
Dark Star was about that.

orbing out here

For the last time atlas is orbiting Mars now. Prepare for the panic.

>>41283163
If we get a mega CME now that our rulers have quieted down talk of Three Eyes Atlas, by the time we rebuild (if ever) the very existence of 3IA will be just a rumor or a conspiracy theory

>>41283172
Biology and ecology are also things, and we even managed to understand that when you extinct a species, you lose valuable research data and potentially other useful information. Any species that's so ruthlessly expansionist as to microwave planets for resources is easily the least likely type to hit interstelar capabilities simply because they would be stuck warring amongst themselves. Fuck, we even have our own examples here on-planet with the Sentinel Islands. We aren't razing them from the Earth just because their island has some nice resources, even though its just an island of easy-to-obliterate xenocidal tribals.

>>41283187
>tipping lunar landers over
Most Battlebots builders already solved this. It's trivial to make a robot that drives upside down or have some kind of mechanical arm to unstuck itself. It's crazy how they handwave and give millions to these projects that have such glaring design flaws. It borders on the Family Guy death star bit.

>>41283221
3i could also be a sort of rescue operation to stop the sun from nuking the interesting primitive primates out of existence by billiard-ing the CME away from us by changing where the angle the sun-hole is pointing when she blows.

>>41283244
What a great twist that would be.

>>41283192
The bombs in that movie were sentient and only detonated after learning the concept of God, and deducing their explosion was their God-given purpose

>>41282117
Well, yeah look at the Habsburger. Other Adel Guys also had married her Sister xD clearly not Superior.

>>41283163
Wouldn't that also affect them? I'm in a completely different camp than everyone it seems.

3I/ATLAS is natural in origin but the trajectory is artificial. It's being used to change the energy on earth. I don't know how, but I'm assuming it's something to do with the sun. We're not all going to die but things are going to change drastically.

>>41280511 (OP)
>3. No Gas Tail
>10. The object is off gassing more CO2 than is typical for a comet
so which is it?

>>41283477
No gas tail does not mean no offgassing.

>>41283220
>atlas is orbiting Mars
you keep saying this but where's your evidence, or even a source? because it sure as shit would explain the lack of further data after mars (and the ""forward facing tail"" aka retro-jet)

I’ve been off gassing ever since I polished off that meal for 4 special from Taco Bell by myself last night. Still just a comet.

>>41283670
>because it sure as shit would explain the lack of further data
This. Has ANYBODY provided any proof it actually passed mars?

can wait to drum a futa cat aliens orbs like a bongo

At this point I'm fully convinced it's a pollinator ship and they are disappointed we haven't grown into the warrior race needed for the empire.

>>41283729
At this point I'm fully convinced It’s just a rock

>>41283739
That just happens to come in aligned with the orbital plane, fine-tuned to rendezvous with 2 planets, and jizzing something that doesn't matter.

New Gomez video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Ter-8nm10

>>41283739
At this point, I'm barely convinced it's even real.

Entered orbit around Mars on October 3 and has been there ever since. This is the reason there has been radio silence from everyone single space agency. Every country on the planet is preparing for the fallout of disclosure. This is the reason you see the movement in militaries and the bombardment of short attention span sensational news stories.
Prepare.

>>41283768
This.

>>41283776
ok, so...if Atlas decided to park their proverbial car at Mars and stay there, what does that mean for us? cool tech, alien friends, etc? or is it still debts and wageslavery until we die, because nothing happens (Here)

>>41283776
You know Mars can be observed from earth, right?

>>41283816
He doesn't even understand orbital mechanics. Not even on KSP level.

>>41283795
There was an anon like 15 threads ago that theorized if it were artificial it would “park” around mars as a way to show it wasn’t a threat while announcing its presence. Then either a new space race starts to go there and meet them or a one world government is formed so everyone can work together to get there asap

>>41283816
Is it visible right now?

>>41283845
Yeah, all over the fucking world with anyone with a big enough telescope, even amateur ones can get decent pictures.

>>41283816
Not really right now since it's below the horizon after dark.
But you are right, it didn't enter orbit around Mars.
Amateur astronomers were still able to catch it after it passed Mars and before it went behind the sun.

>>41283852
How big?

>>41283856
>Amateur astronomers were still able to catch it after it passed Mars and before it went behind the sun
Proof? I haven’t been able to camp in the thread the past week

>>41283765
Images she was referring to.
They could be fake i don't know.

https://x.com/frankdedeken/status/1974072587631407140

https://medium.com/@Cristina_Gomez/multiple-objects-detected-around-3i-atlas-240a05341cbe

>>41283881
2

>>41283870
https://youtu.be/y1taqKJpYJc
According to the video, imagery is from 10/9/25

>>41283886
3

Man these grifters have got to be making bank off this shit

>>41283881
>>41283886
>>41283892
With labels

>>41283907
The fuck are the objects?

>>41283915
Source

https://medium.com/@Cristina_Gomez/multiple-objects-detected-around-3i-atlas-240a05341cbe

Like i said, it could be a fake.
I cant verify it.

>>41282552
It's Oct 14 and still no Carrington event. Nothing ever happens

Don't get me wrong, if Carrington event happens I die 'cause I need certain meds. But at least it'll finally be over.

>>41283950
You would know if it was coming.

>>41283950
Why would you die? It won't be that bad, we even have a window of 2-3 hours to react to it, it won't be like going back to the age of stone lmao, maybe some powerlines get busted but that's all, I swear I hear always the craziest takes here on /x/

>>41283977
You could at least link him to current data.
https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en.html

>>41283838
that's a good theory that anon has. so, just hack all forms of communication, and announce who they are? I hope it's not just the governments and elites only.

>>41284020
there is also the theory that they actually saw the Mars Civilization, came here for a visit and are now confused af as to what happened to martian soil, and why there is a new bloodthirsty species on the 3rd planet from the sun, so they may sit there and observe, won't even contact us altogether, they'll just observe

>>41283334
Thank Christ, I'm almost bored.

>>41284002
I'm talking Carrington event where we'd be fucked for months type thing

>>41284052
It would probably be more like years, if the power was to come back on at all..

>>41284061
Correct, but something tells me thats what the elite want.

>>41284092
Why?

>>41282869
I don't trust Ben at all, he seems like a snake.

>>41284134
Even moreso recently. A fun thing to note, he's now training "offensive tactics" out at his ranch.

>>41282117
Rulers are supposed to mete out the way of things, like justice, no? That would be the proper, intended use of authority? They don't even rule efficiently. It's pathetic, is what it is. Sad. Many such cases, I'm afraid.

>>41284150
Silly little man lol

>>41280511 (OP)
Obligatory....
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9, its just a rock heading to Jupiter

>>41283950
i astral prokected and saw their battle plans.right now is the pebble phase
theyre throwing pebbles into the volcano (analogy for sun fyi)
soon it will be rocks then boulders
the sun spots will get stronger and stronger til the volcano errupts (super sun attack)

itll kill us all on the surface, thats why theyre making the bunkers in new zealand

>>41283892
4

Penguinz0 confirmed its not aliens,
also the earth is flat btw

>>41283915
>wtf are the objects?
a carrier group

Greetings niggers can I get the latest QRD of 3i fatlas? Is it aliens?

>>41284488
Yep. Futa catgirls.

>>41280511 (OP)
>>/sci/

>>41283907
>https://medium.com/@Cristina_Gomez/multiple-objects-detected-around-3i-atlas-240a05341cbe

I have already picked out my house on Zillow with Solar Panels out in the sticks. No need to buy it. It will be mine when the panic starts

>>41283765
ok i saw the multiple objects traveling with it and it freaked me out. this is kinda scary now.

>>41284518
wym?

>>41284518
Don't threaten me with a good time, anon

STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES!!!

I am an astronomer who works for NASA, and I have come to share some very grave news with you all. By now, you have all heard of the interstellar object, Comet 3I/ATLAS, that is traveling through our solar system, yes? Well, this "comet" is actually an alien space craft that is on its way to CONQUER EARTH!!! The aliens on board are all alien futa furries who belong to an evil interstellar empire that is built around the conquest and enslavement of other planets and species! If they succeed in their goal of conquering Earth, human men that they fancy will all be enslaved and raped, before being trafficked all over the galaxy as sex slaves to satiate the aliens' vile lusts! The "furry fandom" was created by their sleeper agents on Earth to indoctrinate us, and make us all more docile and accepting of their overlordship!

If you value your freedom (and your ass) you will STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES AND THEIR ORBS, warn everyone that you know, and prepare to defend Earth from their inevitable invasion!

Good luck, and godspeed!

>>41283907
I was right. I'm always right. I've applied for data access to the Rubin Science Platform (Vera C. Rubin Observatory) in an attempt to verify my findings and I received a follow-up email from DoE asking me to verify my credentials. Not sure what to tell them now. I could just lie but I think that might be against the law or I could tell them the truth and hope for the best. What would you do?

>>41284591
It's not slavery or rape if I consent.

>>41284591
Wait a second, that's not a catgirl, it's a cat! I've been had!

The silence is deafening. Does it still have an anti-tail? What did the coronal mass ejection do to it? Did the missing iron start showing up to go with the nickel? Where are the hirise images? We've heard about comets before without ever asking them but now that we're interested in one they're all hush hush

>>41284603
Anon you need to learn how to party : (

>>41284569
Here is the plot for the three other comets that were listed at the beginning of her video along with 3i Atlas on 8/1/25. They were nowhere near 3i Atlas on that date.
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1|c2025a6|c2025r2|c2025k1&date=2025-08-01&h=00&m=48&
Most, but not all of the other objects in >>41283907 look like stars.

>>41283153
I still hecking love it though

>>41284625
Fine I'll pretend to hate it and talk about how how humanity won't lie down and accept this humiliation as the futa catgirls fuck me in the ass, is that better?

>>41284595
>verify my credentials
they are going to background check you
>I could just lie
You could
>I think that might be against the law
Lying is not illegal per se, If its not military or law enforcement, you might want to do some research.
>or I could tell them the truth
You could.
Are they going to give you information though?
>What would you do?
Be very careful.
The choice is yours to make.

>>41284644
Mm, I'm sure they would like that. Be sure to clean yourself up when they're done, gotta keep up appearances after all. Oh, also remember to smile! And try not to think about the barbs : (

>>41284647
I have a clean background except for a few speeding tickets.

seen some orbs last night, getting a bit concerned now

>>41284665
The fun hasn't even started yet bro

Still looking at that old hunk of garbage?

Trash, a bunch of old drone swarms conglomerated in cometary dust.

You don't have to worry about it.
Their protocols for being as old as they are, are very sedentary. It's just going to tumble around until it hits something and vaporizes the swarm.

Heard from a friend.

>>41284658
You'll be fine (as long as you are not a foreign agent).
Don't lie to the DoE.

Aliens don't exist it's just a comet.

>>41284682
>You don't have to worry about it.
Their protocols for being as old as they are--
You're right the protocols of zion is more recent release

>>41284702
both of those things could be true or false at the same time

Aliens are statistically exist given the boundlessness of space, but also we are unlikely to ever meet any.

>>41284728
no lies detected, but if we do meet them, I hope they're just regular catgirls and not futa

>>41284734
too bad they are futa

>>41284665
First time?

>>41284739
but that's gay

>>41284544
damn thats a based idea. guess ill hop on zillow and find my bugout spot in case it happens. atleast you will have power with those panels

>>41284734
Personally I hope they're futa and are aggressive tops.

>>41284748
Nothing gay about it.

>>41284748
I am honestly beyond caring at this point.

>>41284759
but if you're a man and another creature with a cock is fucking you in the ass, that's 100% GAY
>>41284766
you say this until you get prison raped in space

>>41284795
No im fucking it in the ass

>>41284804
that's even gayer! I'm starting to think you guys are all gay for aliens

>>41284734
3i Atlas is the futa catgirls, but good catgirls are coming to save us from them if we can hold them off long enough.

So where can I get actual information that isn't indian ai slop or schizo grifts farming superchats?

I am straight for aliens.

>>41284832
Avi Loeb's website he updates everyday or so. Angry Astronaut and Dobsonian Power YouTube channels

Nobody even talks about the cme hitting it anymore

>>41284843
>Jew
>Retard
>Schizo grifter
So anything else?

>>41284854
Because it wouldn't.

>>41283838
Hahahah nobody tell him

We have had the tech to go to mars for decades anon, yes, decades.

Meanwhile we fight about bullshit here on earth and get psyoped daily. It’s not your fault.

That is the travesty

>>41284795
Depends on what they look like, honestly.

Although upon further reflection I wish to clarify that I hope that the catgirl futas do, in fact, not have barbed penises.

>>41284856
you could just not worry about it

>>41284856
No. Stop being so picky. Your precious mainstream scientists just want this thing to go away so people stop talking about it. The anomalies make them uncomfortable so they're ignoring it

>>41284874
they will be perfectly soft, silky and feminine

>>41284826
Get behind me.

>>41284882
This thing is psyop, its the very same shit as coof

>>41284886
I don't trust you. Although I can imagine a gray in a wig to look appealing, maybe with colored contacts.

I need to get out more, don't I?

>>41284894
Then why is nobody talking about it?

>>41284894
How? The coof was shoved down our throats everyday but they're all quiet on this thing except for Avi

>>41284894
maybe, if immaculate constellation people aren't a bunch of lairs, we're all living in the matrix, but it's a little bit more boring than usual, would be nice to get an update, like maybe a metahuman type update or maybe a medieval fantasy wizard type update, this meteor timed event is really getting boring, the devs have really ran out of ideas

>>41283000
Wait, its indeed, a legit happening and legit aliems?

>>41284974
It's probably a really INTERESTING rock. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>41284974
we don't know because we can't see it clearly because the agencies that can see it won't share the data, and the data they do share is inconclusive, so all we have is speculation and conjecture

>>41284874
As much as I hate to admit it, barbs would make a lot of sense. Why would they come here to fuck humans unless they had some reason they didn't want to do it with each other?

>>41284894
Where is CNN. Why doesn't anybody care?

It's literally the opposite happening

>>41282915
>Have any of you done anything to prepare in the event that this really is The Big One and global upheaval is coming in 2 more weeks?
I just want to be entertained :(
Ayys waging war on us would be funny.

>>41285088
You lack imagination.

>>41282887
I like how the template has the Ohio flag.

>>41284665
Elaborate

>>41285175
I was asleep and woke to a noise that startled me, right infront of my eyes was to large orbs. I reached out and grabbed them and gave them a little squeeze they were soft yet firm and made a sound almost like they were filled with liquid. Upon squeezing them I heard a sigh noise and then they were gone. It was bizarre and really frightened me.

>>41284882
Even if it's not aliens, such a failure of their predictive models exposes them as the groupthink faggots they are.

Remember, all of them took the jab. Universities were the most fanatical vaxxine lysenkoists.

The 8 years in a PhD program followed by 1 or 2 postdoc then 7 years hoping gor tenure trains them for obedience, not creativity. Kudos to Avi for shaking the basket even if it turns out that's pure BS or a prelude to blue beans.

>>41285208
▶
▶▶

>>41284620
Tail went away as it approached Sun. Science!

>>41285108
Well you got a better explanation?

>>41284595
Ask chatgpt.

>>41284052
Russian factory making large transformers was just bombed btw

I don't care what it is, I just want something to fucking happen already.

>>41285266
go look for the people that "summon ufos" I'm sure there's a bunch of videos on youtube about it, then do that, go outside, "project your intentions" then wait a little bit, if nothing happens, at least you went and got some fresh air and you took a minute to appreciate the beautiful night sky, which is more than many could ask for, take the camera with you too then post it here, it will be fun

>>41285291
those are demons

>>41283838
I showed the "h" image to a strong psychic that lives unconnected to the world. Asked what image suggests

Instantaneous answer: "bad. Not catastrophically so, but still bad"

Even if no ayys, removing the Constitution in favor of a One World Government, or simply panic or a power outage would qualify for that.

orb

>>41285208
Does your wife nurse a baby currently by any chance?

>>41285372
she nurses her boyfriends baby yeh why?

orb

>>41285304
anon said he didn't care what it was, he just wanted something to happen, so that's on him

>>41282569
they were here with Oumuamua though, that's why they're back

>>41282552
they still have to deal with local aliens we'll be okay for a bit until they sort it out

>>41282552
It's the 15th...

I highly recommend you anons go play Xcom 2.

>>41285516
Why? It's a tactical game, are you saying play for the lore?

>>41285504
isn't the sun always bombarding our planet with solar radiation?

>>41285552
no, there is no such thing as space

>>41285597
what is it then? some kind of dome? are we living in the customrobo universe?

>>41285610
hell and we are forced to live it for eternity

>>41280521
Rolling for a happening this month

>>41285652
Reroll

>>41285662
wow, that's an actual game

>>41285673
yeah saw it on /v/

>>41285658
Lmao faggot
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9, its just a rock

>>41285719
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9, you’re a gay

>>41285719
>>41285726
Something big is coming

3i Atlas
Third eye Atlas
Atlas=map

Map your third eye

Hello? Where is everyone?

>>41285095
updated the nearest bunker sites around the viscinity, checked airports list of crafts (helis, planes, that can be chartered/borrowed)

checked the storage prices and prepared to buy a shitton of supply and got shocked bit

Has anyone got a solid idea why canned food is suddenly so expensive? Prices became 3x-4x higher, than it was 3 yrs ago.. Not even Russia-Ukraine war should hike it this much

worst case scenario you buy a shitton of dog food and a V8

>>41280653
We need to all collectively shoot laser pointers into the sky to get 3i/Atlases attention. Just bought a dozen from Temu I'm going to distribute amongst my neighbours

>>41285973
lol uh oh
>>41285887
it's like this everywhere. quiet, nobody talks anymore, everything's weird.
like, the bots, shills, llms, they just play a repeat list of 10s era posts.

it's all coming apart, you think the glowing fucking sky rocks will get here fast enough to matter?

> nothing ever happens
> two more weeks
sure, anon

>>41280511 (OP)
Whats this i hear about cyanide gas morse code?

>>41286193
BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>41282915
> Have any of you done anything to prepare in the event that this really is The Big One and global upheaval is coming in 2 more weeks?
I arrived at my location about a week ago. Many new comers over the last few days glade I brought my own supplies. We might not even still make it but giving ourselves the best possible chance. I wish more came with us.

>>41286153
what do you want me to post?
no new info on atlas, and i dont personally own a 90 trillion $ telescope at home, so i cant really add anything to the subject.

>>41283907
this is the best picture. fake or not, gonna start showing this to my normie friends

if it's fake it just makes it even better. But I know it's not

>>41280511 (OP)
i didnt check since like saturday been busy any news yet?

I think 3i/Atlas is psychically attacking us right now I some way. Idk things have been weird lately and people acting weird.

>>41286565
Earth in the Mars night sky as seen by NASA's Curiosity rover on Jan. 31, 2014 about 80 minutes after local sunset. (Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/TAMU)

>>41286590
It kinda tickles ngl

>>41286597
no excuse for a pixelated low resolution image of 3i atlas if it ever gets released.

>>41283907
maybe the hitch ride scenario was right. the furries are not in the comet, but somehow remotely utilizing its energy to travel... so it was just a rock, with a fleet.

>>41281469
it could be. she did say she was going to call everyone.

>>41282863
wrong.

>>41284452
you actually watch that retard?
>im gonna talk about cocks and dildos in a monotone voice because i dont enjoy anything whilst looking completely unappealing and disgusting

>>41284728
theyve been working with the us deepstate since roswell

>>41286565
Zoomed in version.

>Hurr durr it's obscured by the sun
What do you mean glowniggers? 12-17 oct it should be theoretically visible, and then again around end of october if it keeps the current calculated trajectory

>>41286590
Yeah I’ve noticed NPC’s being really Agro and moody all of a sudden

>>41286669
They can’t point their instruments that close to the sun or it might damage them

>>41286738
That's what neutral density filters are for

New Avi Loeb 3i/ATLAS update.

https://avi-loeb.medium.com/images-of-nickel-and-cyanide-around-3i-atlas-from-the-keck-telescope-5aa79f94eaa5

>>41286565
truly based

80% of the posts saying 3I/Atlas is alien ITT are Indian bots trying to promote their fake AI-generated videos to get money from YouTube views. The other 20% is you poor suckers falling for this. You believe in YouTube view farming, AIslop posting pajeet lies.

>>41286900
>It's a pebble trust me there's nothing next to it for real scale

>>41285726
Takes one to know one..... want to get a coffee?

>>41286927
The whole saying "its a pebble" thing is a bot response by pajeets.

>>41282544
Flip the statements. Flows better. Or encircle it and make it a patch

>>41286975
Actually I started it to mock the nihilism of the "it's a rock" posters by implying they think it's small

Newest Angry Astronaut:
https://youtu.be/ZQ3SMwbMwlY

3i ATLAS is just crap from space that is leaving.

Hasn't modified it's trajectory AT ALL outside of expected gravitational ballistics.

If it's aliens, their engine has been long dead. Wave goodbye to them and go back to normal shit.

>>41287145
How would the engine be dead? FTL doesn't care much about the distances.

>>41287145
why would it change its trajectory?

3I atlas may be a bit more phallic-shaped than the Orbs.

qrd on the Orbs? I know the concept, but why has it become such a meme here. I'm just a tourist.

>>41287183
While some orbs are actually UFOs, the majority of the orb posts on these threads are just distraction tactics.
Best to ignore.

>>41287179
This also can add to the multitude of reasons why no photos are being taken of it. It's a BGC.

>>41287183
orbs are popping up everywhere in the last few years, people connected the dots that it may have something to do with atlas.

>>41286784
>Keck telescope

Oh my god...

dumb frogposter

Tiago's recap from yesterday's show:
https://youtu.be/KAKiVuEggbs

>>41283950
Key word is menerik. Bouts of mass psychosis correlated with the Northern Lights at high latitudes. Look it up.

Jabbies will get it when Three Eye Atlas triggers the Sun.

>>41286587
No, even Avi is seething that images are not released. His latest post ( https://avi-loeb.medium.com/images-of-nickel-and-cyanide-around-3i-atlas-from-the-keck-telescope-5aa79f94eaa5 ) ends with:

"We are still waiting for the public release of the images taken by the HiRISE camera onboard the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter on October 2, 2025. The HiRISE images will show a side view of the glow around 3I/ATLAS when it passed within 30 million kilometers from Mars. Its pixel resolution of 30 kilometers will be about 3 times better than that of our best images so far from the Keck and Hubble telescopes. Additional spacecraft data on 3I/ATLAS will be provided from the Juice spacecraft in November 2025 and from the Juno spacecraft in March 2026.

There is nothing better than more high-quality data in clarifying the nature of 3I/ATLAS. Science is fun because it allows us to acquire new knowledge from evidence collected by instruments rather than stories collected by people."

When not even Jews are getting the data, that's saying something.

>>41287183
someone started to spam dust orbs as UFOs not knowing the lore about Orbs and then the illiterate was enligthened + about the glorious ayy defense network we swore never to talk about

>>41239012

search for "foo fighers"

>>41287305
>When not even Jews are getting the data, that's saying something.
That they are not the homogeneous entity you were led to believe?

Stephan Burns' latest about the object:
https://youtu.be/dQrGJjuOLMU

>>41287399
"Look at AI slop and get scared!"

Still nothing out of the ordinary for a solar maximum at https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/space-weather-overview

>>41287286
Both my kids dreamed of a zombie apocalypse last night. No movies or conversations on this topic in our house in months. Zombies are not one of their obsessions either. Just mentioning it, since this is /x/.

>>41287467
I don't believe you.

>>41287467
I meant to reply to
>41287293
Not to the post about Tiago

>>41284833
this but bottom has a cock

We’re going to get probed in the anus

>>41284833
I unironically have a fetish for this. There is two ways to absolutely assert dominance over a invading species.

1)Clap them militarily either on the battlefield or nuclear annihilation
2)Clap their women and make them get a taste for BHC(Big Human Cock)

They are demons.

>>41287609
true

>Earth is the only planet that has life
>Every interstellar object is a rock
The telescope was invented in 1608
The first liquid-propellant rocket engine was invented in 1926.
The first nuclear reactor was built in 1942.
Homo sapiens have existed for at least 300,000 years.
We have only just begun to look.

>>41287467
>AI slop
Wait so we're not getting clapped?

>>41287399
>MOM I TURNED THE CLICKBAIT INTO A GIF
do you feel better now anon

EXPLORERS
Tiago is live
https://youtu.be/ya6lMCPV8K0

>>41287609
>They're the only possibility that allows my belief system to keep working
Wow
That's convenient

The fact we are under psychic attacks makes perfect sense, atlas has a psychic shield infront of it that’s messing with all our instruments

>>41287760
psychic based instruments?

>>41287773
Everything interacts with the psyonic realm

>>41287813
Can you define the psionic realm for me? Psyonic, sorry.

>>41286900
This is the paranormal board. Here we talk about Ayys, religion and nobody threads. Fuck off to pol you massive normal faggot retard

>>41287863
fpbp

>>41287863
>Implying that jeers aren't a paranormal plague on this planet

>>41287911
Poop is very natural

>>41287863
this, fuck poltards. go back to your stinking board faggots.

NEW THREAD
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>>41288128

>>41288128

>>41286602
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3pR87L-T8

>>41287911
lel

i don't know about paranormal, definitely abnormal thobeit.

>>41288001
no you.

>>41282591
kek

>>41287863
Easy there saar, no one is attacking your Dalai Lama or Gandi. Sorry to say but YWNBAW maybe that worthless thread talking about not spanking it could help you