Thread 41303853

Nothing existed before I was born. You can't prove anything existed before I was born. People who are older than me are lying, they only came to exist the exact moment I was born. History is made up, every single thing that happened before I was born is not real and it is meant to convey a type of assurance in the fact that there used to be people like me in the past, which is not true. It's a ploy, and I'm done believing in the past. People younger than me should thank me for creating the universe, because not only do I have the ability to influence it, but I am actually the one responsible for it. You can't prove me wrong because it's true.

>>41303853 (OP)
you cant prove you were born

I banged your mom 9 months before you were born, son

>>41303857
I don't believe in things I don't remember. For all I know, I could have been an adult for all of my life. If I don't remember it, then chances are it's not true. Do you remember being born? No? Then how can you know? What if you never actually had a childhood and if your memories of your youth were implanted in your brain by something external? There's no way to actually know. All I know is that I'm here now, and I'm conscious. Anything before that cannot be proven, and therefore, might be a lie. I am using the scientific method of empiricism to disprove anything that cannot be experienced, and therefore, not known. Archeology? Mumbo-jumbo, pure coincidence that there were to exist bones and other recognizable and familiar shapes. I'd rather believe in Japanese cartoons, it's the same exact thing.

>>41303853 (OP)
I remember having this thought when I was 11 or 12 maybe.

>>41303853 (OP)
>Take narcissism
>And make it pseudointellectual
These threads are interesting thought experiments but I hope you're not actually serious.

>>41303899
>I don't believe in things I don't remember.
nice nines, that was the point of mah statement bro
> I am using the scientific method of empiricism to disprove
>scientific method to disprove
annnnd you fucked it, science requires evidence, no evidence a thing is not can be

Pretty sure the old girl...
Thought a dick up in her feels good...
And your old boy was attracted to that...
Aww happy family...
Unless your a test tube baby...
In dat case ewwww...
I'm sure they are proud of ya...
And no it's not serious...
Just 4(Han banta...
Good times...
Hmmmm beans...
Delicious...

>>41303853 (OP)
Solipsism was a mistake

>>41303853 (OP)
No one has ever predicted anything

>>41303853 (OP)
I've had that same idea, but to take it further, it's not just that nothing existed before I was born, but actually nothing existed before TODAY.
TODAY is the first day of existence.
All the "memories" I have about yesterday are just programs that were planted in my mind.
It's like if you set up a movie set with a bunch of different props, and start the scene so that it looks like they're in the middle of doing something.
That's how my entire life is. Everything I think I remember, is actually just a prop that was planted there. None of my memories before today are real.

Maybe the goal or test is to see would I go along with my bullshit life, and follow the same routine that I think I'm supposed to do (going to work, acting how my personality tells me to act, etc).
What if the goal is actually to disregard my "preset" personality and disregard all preset memories, and live my life today as if I literally have the freedom to do anything I want.
Like, don't let the story of my life leading up to this point define how my life is "supposed" to be going forward.
I can be whatever I want.

>>41303853 (OP)
Have you seen the slowly dripping pitch? It’s a blob of stuff in a lab that’s been slowly dripping for hundreds of years.

>>41305566

>55

>66

Cool double dubs.

>>41303853 (OP)
I find it very cute when people discover solipsism. Keep struggling buddy

>>41303853 (OP)
Yeah man you are the center of the universe, everyone exists so you can go through life as a loser