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Anonymous No.41304980 [Report] >>41305064 >>41305077 >>41305092 >>41305107 >>41305844 >>41309233 >>41309579 >>41309682 >>41312040
are sumo wrestlers possessed by the devil
Anonymous No.41305064 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
he's more possessed by the Cheese toastie
Anonymous No.41305077 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
No the devil only wears women's underwear.
Anonymous No.41305092 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
nice tits. who is she?
Anonymous No.41305107 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
sumo is a beautiful sport. what are you on?
Anonymous No.41305399 [Report]
No, they're doing a personal sacrifice by choosing this lifestyle, they live in barns like animals and while they get to eat a lot, they know they'll die young. If anything they deserve respect, their devotion and discipline is rare nowadays.
Anonymous No.41305844 [Report] >>41309548 >>41309575
>>41304980 (OP)
They literally do the loud clap and roars to scare away demons.
Fucking based lads
Anonymous No.41309233 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
Duh??? Is that even a question XD
Anonymous No.41309548 [Report] >>41309575
>>41305844
They throw salt around the arena and keep women out for triple the purity too.
Anonymous No.41309575 [Report]
>>41305844
>>41309548
As someone who actively watches grand sumo I'm glad this was mentioned. Basically all of the pre bout rituals as well as the ceremony at the start (performed by the yokozuna) are all banishing rituals that go back hundreds of years. They essentially sanctify the dohyo before every single fight.

Also they may just look like fat guys to some but these guys are fucking titans!
Anonymous No.41309579 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
Seriously, how do you not look at picrel and feel like a pathetic loser incel chud who fucks his lice
Anonymous No.41309682 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
Nope, they are strong men with great fighting spirit. Do some research about the whole ritualistic/customary side of sumo tournaments, it's actually quite fascinating.
Anonymous No.41312040 [Report]
>>41304980 (OP)
no lol, sumo is the complete devotion to ones self. by sacrificing their health, their body's become a reflection to their passion and a manifestation of art