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Anonymous No.41314326 [Report] >>41314449 >>41314518 >>41314533
What can I do if this life to ensure I get born with a pornstar tier(BKBrick or Dredd) kind of penis in my next life?
Anonymous No.41314330 [Report]
loosh cattle

ngmi
Anonymous No.41314449 [Report] >>41314476
>>41314326 (OP)
There are no next lives.
Anonymous No.41314476 [Report] >>41314489
>>41314449
How come some guy got huge dicks and I didn't? That's not fair. I want to make women gag and hit their A-Spots
Anonymous No.41314489 [Report]
>>41314476
Your jealousy and insecurity and frustration and coveting is creating loosh
Anonymous No.41314518 [Report]
>>41314326 (OP)
The googly moogly reincarnation fairies will be nicer to you next time if you stop watching fake brain-mulching retardbait porn
Anonymous No.41314533 [Report]
>>41314326 (OP)
If I ever find a monkey paw, I'm giving it to OP. The joy of watching "big dick energy" wishes go terribly awry would bet more satisfying than any (cursed) wish.
Anonymous No.41314544 [Report]
You could make porn as a tiny pee pee, just have money and go to Sexyjobs