Thread 41341304

Priape, es inopinatus sed iustus.
the stars write a message i cannot comprehend. im the guy that made previous thread about the roman god priapus like this https://4rchive.org/x/thread/41118773, asking his blessing to increase penis size and fertility. however, the impossible just might have happened. i believe my now gf of 1 month is having a pregnancy of divine origin. she did pregnancy tests and results showed positive. the thing is, this should be impossible for her. she has a massive fibroid, 5 months ago had a bleeding that the doctors nearly removed her uterus, 4 different doctors said she could only get pregnant via artificial insemination, and she tried to get pregnant before with previous partners for literal years, but couldnt. this is just insane an coincidence, the fertility god worshipper meets the sterile, older, sad childless woman! its something out of legends! however i have 2 problems: first is that im not ready to be a father. but i sorta of asked for fertility, i wasnt careful with what i wished for. second is how i gonna tell her this. she is a christian, she is already suspicious that im involved with other entities(she unironically thinks im otherworldly or something is off), how do i tell her her birth is a blessing from an old roman fertility god?

>>41341304 (OP)
It sounds like you have enough on your plate right now without your pregnant Christian wife losing her shit over blasphemy with the father of her child.
Is there any reason she actually needs to know this, even if true?

>>41341315
>Is there any reason she actually needs to know this, even if true?
i feel like its a disrespect to priapus that the gifted doesnt know from where the gift came from!

This is an interesting story for sure, but please file it under the “keep an eye on it” category. There is no benefit in jumping to wild conclusions. Update us here for any other wacky things, such as if it develops into twins, or has an unusually large birth weight or condition, I’ll be better able to give advice with more information.

>priest of the aegis bearing God, Pallas Athena Nikephoros

>>41341335
Would it not be disrespectful to your pregnant wife to potentially stress her to her core with this information right now?
Surely Priapus most of all understands that right now is critical to the development and stability of your relationship with will continuously benefit your child throughout his or her life. You could just tell her at a later time. Maybe kid's first day of kindergarten or whatever.

>>41341371
>Update us here for any other wacky things
I will
>I’ll be better able to give advice with more information.
>priest of the aegis bearing God, Pallas Athena Nikephoros
Trve based sovl! Thank you

>>41341373
>Would it not be disrespectful to your pregnant wife to potentially stress her to her core with this information right now?

I thought about this, but I think she wont be stressed, just freaked out for a moment. As I said, i think she already perceived that something is off about all of this, to the point she considered im a otherworldly entity, or the reincarnated spirit of a dead person related to her. She will be shocked, but I wouldn't say stressed.

/x/ is such a fuckin slow board

>>41341304 (OP)
>pray to Christian god
Get punished or nothing happens
>pray to any other god
Shit happens

Wow, why do people worship the Christian god again?

>>41343621
people are christians just for the sake of not being atheists or believing in blasphemy stuff. real christians doesn't exist anymore.

>>41341335
You are the one that asked for it, so you are the gifted not her. You asked for virility and you got it. What you do with it is your responsibility not priapus. He did not knock up your wife, you did.
Just say your thanks to him and all will be well. No need to make your wife think she is having an anti christ baby.

>>41341304 (OP)
>asking his blessing to increase penis size and fertility.
He's the protector of gardens. His phallus is his weapon. If you ask him to make your dick bigger he will probably rip your boipussy so wide that you should slip right through it.

>>41343901
But her dream was to be a mother and that could only be realized now. Also, I wanted a bigger penis more than inhuman fertility, my penis did grow a bit but not the size i want. Seems Priapus did this for her specifically. Also the way we got paired is just ridiculous, too much of a coincidence to not be divine work. Now what she will think of the child os whatever, she needs to know.

>>41343936
>He's the protector of gardens
Yes, and also the god of fertility and masculine energy. He is certainly the right god to ask for penis enlargement

>>41343946
She needs to know and you want her to know are 2 separate things.
But it's your life, just know that this cause more trouble for the both of you for absolutely no reason at all.