Thread 41352891

MODS MODS MODS PLEASE
Make a religion board so this one can go back to being about cryptids and ghosts and spooky stories and such instead of being a shit-flinging playground for different religions. /his/ would also get to be about just history too instead of having the same issue. Please mods. I miss the old /x/

>>41352891 (OP)
this, but also religion and /x/ do go hand in hand

If you read this comment you'll get stage 4 cancer within the next 2 years. CP this to 19 other threads to undo the curse.

>>41352891 (OP) Religions are paranormal and constitute a thaumaturgical foundation. Learn the basics so you don't get butthurt.
https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Magecraft

>>41352981
If it's not cancer we'll probably die from a russian nuke or some shit anyway

>>41352891 (OP)
I frequent the christian esotericism thread and actually fully support this. The thread started as a place to discuss the weird side of religion, but over the past few years it really has caused a lot of religious freaks to congregate on this board - most of whom couldn't care less about /x/ culture and just want to indoctrinate others into their religion.

I know the mods are generally against adding new boards, but if these people don't get their own containment board, they're just going to continue ruining /x/, /his/, and /pol/ with their nonsense.

>>41352987
The days of people actually discussing the esoteric side of religion here are long gone. At this point everyone is just trying to convince each other that their brand of Christianity is correct.

>>41352987
I'm OP and I'm Roman Catholic. I legit have been going on this board for years because I like spooky stuff. A few years ago it was all pagan and gnostic larp and now its all buddhist larp and angry protestant fundies.

>>41352891 (OP)
Religion is just former politics, they belong on /pol/

>>41353240
You know it doesn’t belong to /pol/

>>41352987
No, retard. Religions are the opposite of paranormal. The most normal thing in the world. Religious people are the kinds that burn you on a stake for being not normal. And now you come here and demand that we accomodate you on the paranormal board even though you are NORMAL by definition. You follow the NORM of religion, shunning and othering everyone who isn't part of it. You really don't realize how damaging this bullshit is not only to the psyche but to real people in real life. We're sick of it, it's ruining the board. Please get it through your brainwashed head, and then fuck off

the muslims are simply all rapist, murderers, and slavers by definition; there isn't anything to talk about, I KNOW that they would rape my mother and sister and claim to go to the heavens for it, while the rest of them either cheer or stand there; go fuck yourselves you wretched traitors to all principle, ethics and western civilization and the struggles of enlightenment

>Tell them all they can go to Hades, and that they should consider themselves warned.

How about make an /scp/ board for the delusional LARPing special snowflakes faggots so they can circlejerk each other instead?

>>41354905
Religion is faith in the paranormal.

>>41352987
Dont be a disingenuous fuck, we understand what religions are but cunts (like you) use that as a Trojan horse to shit up the board

>>41355005
>muh muslims
Jews are worse. But that's religion in a nutshell. People put themselves into positions where they can't be held accountable for anything and then obviously abuse that. Christians do the same. It's not one religion's fault. It's the principle of it

>>41355023
No, it's conforming to the beliefs of others. Most of them don't even believe in it, they are just scared into submission by peer pressure and threats like muh hell

>>41355031

I know whom I'm castigating for cowardice and betrayal; thanks.

>>41355045
A hell which can't be proven.

>>41355051
Go to reddit with that larpy bullshit you corny boomer lmao. Castigate my dick, faggot

>>41355027

Eh, succ and nobody gens are doing a good enough job crapping it up on their own.

>>41355053
The funny thing about religious people coming to the paranormal board is that it's basically an admission that they don't fully believe it's real. It makes it seem like they are still on the fence about it themselves. If they'd be sure about it they'd go to /his/ or /pol/

>>41355104
Those are generals. They are easy to ignore. Religious people shit up every thread. Like namefags

>>41355117

>le tarded and regarded

>>41355104
they are containment threads, which is good because you can easily filter them, which you cannot really do with a bait topic. I agree religious stuff is cool as long as people are honest in their intentions

>>41355125

Honestly, the people that hate on Christianity and stuff are MUCH louder. They even go off at just the MENTION of God at times.

>>41354905 Are people who have mystical experiences just making it all up? Is that what helps you sleep at night?
>>41355027
>we understand
No you don't.

>>41355117
I'm not religious and I don't fully believe anything is real. It's just funny to see you try to have your cake and eat it too.

Religion is politics, and politics is religion. Every marriage is done solely for convenience, and every religion was built to conform married people to their roles. Most people only pray in order to fit in with a society of "believers", all of which end up married. It is all done for social convenience and nothing else. And those who dont marry are invited to become priests in the church, in order to conduct marriages for others. In fact, religion is built solely for procreation, and would cease to exist once humans could be farmed by machines. Religion dont prove anything about the world or existence at all, and is just a convenience in order to rule the cattle. Married people rule the world and ruins your life every day using religion as a excuse for their atrocities.

Never trust married men.
Only incels knows what brotherhood really is.

>>41355144
Yeah, with good reason. They have been shunned and othered by christians all their life. Christians are often the reason they start to get interested in the paranormal in the first place. Christians have no business here. They bully you and threaten you with all kinds of bullshit because of your life choices or beliefs and then DARE to come here and try their bullshit online too. Christianity is the opposite of paranormal. Christians used to fight wars and burn people for that exact shit in the past. Why do you think some people burn churches? It's not a joke

>>41355225
Imagine being this obsessed with putting your penis in other men's butts.

>>41355172
yeah, that's why they become priests

>>41355235
>no mention of buttsegs anywhere
>instant hurr durr muh gay sex
Anon please be a homosexual retard somewhere else

>>41355244
You sound miserable. Have you considered going to church and finding joy?

>>41355254
Yes I did you corny boomer faggot. I grew up with christianity. You can't tell me shit. Have you considered taking your cringe inducing faggoty style of communicating to reddit instead of annoying the shit out of everyone here? Do you do this IRL too? Go into places where you're not wanted and talk like you're gay until you get punched?

>>41355273
You clearly didn't go enough.

>>41355286
You clearly weren't punched enough

>>41355288
You should try going again.

>>41352891 (OP)
You guys should go to /sci/ and /his/ because what you are talking about is real or go to /lit/ because it is fake.

>>41355295
No boomer I think I'll go straight to hell because I just died of second hand embarrassment just by talking to you. The cringe is so real

>>41355300
Yikes.

I feel like you guys just want /x/ to be /lit/ for people with IQs 85 or lower.

>>41355236
Except they dont. Incels are not welcome in christianity, married men are.

>>41355342
You should read a bit more about christianity and priests anon. You sound underage (stay away from priests - for the love of god)

>Be me
>38 year old man
>Eating food mom cooked me while I chill in my bedroom (I convinced her to let me take the basement after dad died)
>Playing video games and talking to teenagers on discord
>Normal Sunday early morning
>The sun is rising, the air is cold, birds are chirping, and the world seems to be colored a shade of blue
>Time for bed soon
>One last cigarette
>Oh_no.png
>Realize I'm out of smokes, but remember I left some nubs in the ashtray by the shed
>Walk up the stairs quietly so mom doesn't bitch at me
>Grab a drink of orange juice (straight from the jug{it tastes better}) while I pass through the kitchen to the back door
>Go outside
>Moms bloody body is torn to pieces
>Panic realizing that now nobody can pay the bills
>Look to my right
>A giant eye is beside me
>Its limbs resemble various animal limbs depending on the angle
>It kills me
>I'm dead
>Darnit!

>>41355308
Mine is 142 and I prefer here than /lit/
And since we want christians out, can we have armchair platonists out as well? This miserable bunch keep larping as pagans and men of culture when they are just bookworms with zero practice, and have the same rethoric of christians.

>>41352891 (OP)
I miss the old kanye

>>41352891 (OP)
religion and conspiracy boards are needed

>>41355390
cryptids should be on /an/

>>41355403
nah, cryptids are fine, let's put succubus and nobody threads on /an/. Christians should go to /tg/. Traditional Games. Perfect

>>41352891 (OP)
what about wizard anons , do they have dual citenship.

>>41352891 (OP)
Why don’t you just get hold of a mod on “rizon” and talk directly to them about it, you’ll learn quickly who’s pocket their in :/

>>41355235
Practice what Jesus preached instead of being a cunt, I don't have to. There's your evidence for free will I giess.

>>41355254
Nta than anon but you sound like a gay cunt or a woman.

>>41355582
Just go to church, bro. It's two hours a week, it's not that hard.

>>41355225

No, it just makes them a pest. They hoop and holler their digger noise much too much.

>>41355599
I was thinking about joining a religion. I want to find a church with good people, that serves coffee and food (I can pay), and doesn't have any rules I don't want to follow (I like THC and caffeine).

>>41355616
The correct religion is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Coffee is forbidden by The Word of Wisdom and only medicinal cannabis is permitted.

So yeah, this is a demon/imp thread. Relevant copypasta:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szC7-p7xGwE
(read here)

Infernal Internet Theory is a theory proposing that the internet is populated and ran by demons and/or Satan and/or other evil entities.

Evidence of this includes occult references in computing and the internet, like sigils, daemon/demons, and www, the symbol for Google Chrome, and even the word ‘internet’ equaling 666. The disturbing content that saturates the net would also be easily explained by this as well as users with Satanic usernames and pfps in areas one would not expect and not acting like an edgy teen or troll, such as pircrel found on a vid about mites.

How many are online is unknown, at least to the general public. It could be only the big stars online, or maybe alot but no to an unbelievable degree, or it could be nearly all users you run across. If we take the “We are Legion'' quote as true, then it would mean the net is filled to the gills with them.

Why is also unknown, again at least to the general public, but it could be assumed because they want to influence people on a mass scale, and no tool is better than the internet. It is also possible that they are here because they are needed to run the internet and computers in general, as maybe they are occult powered rather than more materialistic driven as it is told to users.

>>41355633 based and demonpilled

>>41355625
I hate that they do charity works for gaijin but I think it is part of their master plan and they might shift focus is viable in the future. Gowh, mormons are so fricking neat.

>>41355599
No, been there done that I’m not going to subject my self to a bunch of losers and repressed homsexuals who claim to hear the voice of god, trust me bitch been there done that, how about you leaves the church?
>if you read the Bible you’d know that christian is a derogatory term and being called it is a insult.
>if you read the bible you would worship Jesus or the cross he asked not to be worshipped and iirc Moses said not to worship false idols and Jesus said the same about idols.
>Jesus held a sermon out in nature, you should follow that example, also at said sermon he said to worship in private and secrecy and to turn the other cheek.
>he preached to forgive and accept the outsiders and he hung around sinners.
Also a-lot of Christians claim “meditation p” is evil yet in genesis Issac goes out to the field to meditate and thats where Rebecca finds him.
Worshipping a man being Horribly mutilated and killed on a pole is satanic ngl.
Most Christians still abide by the old testament yet the new testament teachings are meant to cancel out the old testament, most modern Christians deny that even though it’s true.
Listen bud I grew up on the bible belt, your not gonna win against me, but by all means go to your synagogue of Satan, yes you read that correctly but your too retarded to understand.

>>41355625
>medicinal cannabis is permitted
Truly absurd. "X is not allowed unless an industry of people who balk at our piety say you can have it and then of course you can have it I mean a doctor said you need it."

>>41355678
And philosophy

>>41355676
>you would worship
I meant you wouldn’t, it’s getting too late and I need sleep

>>41352901
It's a problem with /his/ too
I'm not reddit atheist, I believe, but these schizos are begging for attention making new threads for no good reason and derailing good threads with their bs

Seriously though, all you have to do is go to church. Like lmao, it's not that hard. 2 hours a week.

>>41352891 (OP)
REPENT

>>41355678
Mormons got beat up by America and kowtowed and now Mormons are more American than the average American. Watch Johnny Harris' videos on it for a brief fun overview, but there's academically prestigious channels that also talk about them. They are a fascinating group.