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Anonymous No.41376261 [Report] >>41376651 >>41381152 >>41381213 >>41381524
skinwalker
>be me
>have a friend since childhood
>mfw he leaves for 1 year to another country for a job , to make a few pennies
>he goes with the train , once he gets off the train , he had to walk by a few km s , 5-10.
>apparently he was walking in an empty road , no lights , pitch absolute darkness , huge trees covering both sides
>forgot to mention it was 3AM and were -10*C outside
>somehow and i swear this happened but i forgot why he did it , he gets straight up naked , only leaving his underwear on.
>he gets lost and scared and cold (phone battery died)
>a car passes by
>he straight up goes whole X pose so the car stops
>hfw the car stops
>next thing he did was that he walked slowly to the car window , knocked slowly and with shaking whispers he said ''help me''
>the car instantly speeds up and leaves
>eventually he finds his way and goes to his new home
>he told me all of this when he was charging his phone
>mfw i was barely breathing from laughter all while he was still shocked of all of this .
>can you just imagine it ? you re a guy driving your car with your girl , and next thing you see a malnourished naked mf begging for help at 3AM in pitch darkness

guys this is my first greentext ever , may not be the highest quality one , and i dont know how to detail it more .
i swear this happened 2-3 years ago but i still cant remember how he got to the point of throwing his clothes out of him .
Anonymous No.41376651 [Report] >>41376825
>>41376261 (OP)
At least you're trying... It beats the low quality crap that is posted here 20x a day, like "how do I get a gf" or "is *fill in the blank* evil/demonic."
Anonymous No.41376825 [Report] >>41383162
>>41376651
thanks bro
jesus im actually moved by your compliment
''at least you re trying''
nobody ever told me something so nice in years
i will rememeber your nice words
Anonymous No.41378168 [Report]
Pretty good up it goes
Anonymous No.41378181 [Report]
Frogposters are skinwalkers.
Anonymous No.41381152 [Report]
>>41376261 (OP)
Only good thread on this board rn
Anonymous No.41381213 [Report] >>41382970
>>41376261 (OP)
Nice try, but pennies aren't real. Didn't read the rest of this bullshit.
Anonymous No.41381524 [Report] >>41382970
>>41376261 (OP)
>be me
Stopped reading there.
We can’t be sure that’s true.
Anonymous No.41382970 [Report]
>>41381213
>>41381524
what does it matter how i start it
its true bruh its a funny thing that happened to onw of my homies
Anonymous No.41383162 [Report]
>>41376825
You are valued and appreciated