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Anonymous No.41377007 [Report] >>41378138 >>41379309 >>41379430 >>41382326 >>41387065 >>41392626
ROY JAY
Anonymous No.41377107 [Report] >>41379454
FORCED MEME
Anonymous No.41377834 [Report]
There is no proof that Roy Jay is AI.

There is no proof that Roy Jay was alive.
Anonymous No.41378138 [Report] >>41402092
>>41377007 (OP)
Roy Jay does not exist
Anonymous No.41378470 [Report]
you'll all be doing it tomorrow
Anonymous No.41379226 [Report]
WELLLL I'M YOUR FRIENDLY STRANGER WITH A PIZZA PAN,
WON'T YOU VISIT YOUR LOCAL PAPA JOHN'S

I'VE GOT PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE AND COLA CANS,
WE DELIVER TO APARTMENT COMPLEXES NEAR AND FAR

I'M YOUR PIZZA CHAIN OWNER WOMAN,
WE DELIVER ANYWHERE YOU NEED US TO GO

I'M YOUR PIZZA CHAIN OWNER WOMAN,
BUT BY NOW IT'S TIME TO CLOSE...

BECAUSE I LOVE TO, I WANT TO,
I NEED TO SAY THE NIGGER WORD MAAAAM!

GREAT GOD IN HEAVEN....
I THINK I JUST SAID NIGGER AGAIN
Anonymous No.41379244 [Report] >>41379282 >>41401539
Post classic Roy's
Anonymous No.41379282 [Report]
>>41379244
Anonymous No.41379309 [Report] >>41379337 >>41379454
>>41377007 (OP)
Stupidest forced meme to grace this board
Anonymous No.41379337 [Report]
>>41379309
DO
NOT
ROYDEEM
Anonymous No.41379354 [Report]
>they're still talking about Roy Jay
How could this be? This was supposed to be over...

I, Roy Black, eternal enemy and Dark Link-adjacent to Roy Jay, DEMAND that you cease all discussion regarding this man instantly. Stop now, or I'm going to get angry. You won't like Roy Black when he's angry.
Anonymous No.41379430 [Report] >>41379457
>>41377007 (OP)
It made me wonder if part of the search engines algorithm is related to how many people search for a particular topic and what kinds of things they want to see. Maybe Roy Jay was always there, Google just didn't think you wanted to look.
Anonymous No.41379444 [Report] >>41379454
I don't even care anymore this faggot shit is so fucking stupid
Anonymous No.41379454 [Report] >>41379493 >>41385485 >>41394473
>>41377107
>>41379309
>>41379444
the indians are back
Anonymous No.41379457 [Report]
>>41379430
that doesn't matter because backdated comments on youtube videos, facebook posts and other shit were appearing out of thin air.
Anonymous No.41379465 [Report]
Daily reminder that Roy's son Jay (yes, he named him fucking Jay) died 2 months ago.
Anonymous No.41379473 [Report] >>41379482 >>41379877 >>41404140
Reminder that someone recently changed his death date to be ambiguous for some reason. And it doesn't even align properly with his birthdate/age either.
Anonymous No.41379482 [Report] >>41379877
>>41379473
they also got rid of an entire section about him blowing up as a meme
Anonymous No.41379493 [Report] >>41379499 >>41379858
>>41379454
Honestly how dare you for one, and for two having to see this same faggot shit every day when you're trying to discuss anything even remotely interesting is annoying. Whoever you are, I'm addressing you directly OP. You are a fucking faggot and you should do your best impression of a christmas ornament. Get the fuck out.
Anonymous No.41379499 [Report] >>41379508
>>41379493
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.41379508 [Report] >>41379510
>>41379499
I've said my piece chrissy
Anonymous No.41379510 [Report]
>>41379508
what a weird disco
Anonymous No.41379793 [Report] >>41384276
Do you think Roy ever throatfucked Avril Stockley after a recording session? I bet it went something like this:
>Oh Roy, please let me suck your cock
>glurgle glurgle
>Oh Roy why is the tip of your penis poking out of my asshole now?
>Roy: Hey, weeeird...
Anonymous No.41379858 [Report]
>>41379493
mad about roy jay, are you mate?
Anonymous No.41379877 [Report] >>41380007
>>41379473
>>41379482
Maybe their edits have less to do with accuracy and more to do with comms or numerology
Try looking into the significance of the number 59
Anonymous No.41380007 [Report]
>>41379877
interesting
Anonymous No.41382315 [Report] >>41382594
you'll all be doing it tomorrow
Anonymous No.41382326 [Report]
>>41377007 (OP)
Who said he was a genie?
I remember thinking it was some weird /x/ thing until his Wikipedia went live and YouTube videos of him popped up that were 14 years old. A man that 72 hours before was not real.
Anonymous No.41382594 [Report]
>>41382315
HE REMEMBERED ME
Anonymous No.41384182 [Report] >>41384394
Biccies?
BICCCCCIIIES????
You don't 'ave DUUUNKIIIIIIES?????
Anonymous No.41384276 [Report]
>>41379793
I would
Anonymous No.41384394 [Report]
>>41384182
EXCEEDINGLY GOOD
Anonymous No.41384846 [Report] >>41385160 >>41385548
I'm going through some bad shit right now bros. It's a weird disco. I would really appreciate if you could slither for me tonight and pray to Jay for things to get a little less unrelaxed.
Anonymous No.41385160 [Report]
>>41384846
is it twelve oclock already?
Anonymous No.41385247 [Report] >>41387125
someone post that weird photoshopped roy pic thats superimposed over a high resolution pic found nowhere else on the net
Anonymous No.41385485 [Report]
>>41379454
IF ONLY WE COULD FLYYY
Anonymous No.41385548 [Report] >>41404140
>>41384846
https://youtu.be/8Jv6ZJC2yUY
Anonymous No.41387065 [Report]
>>41377007 (OP)
Some zoomer at work was talking about this guy the other day, what the fuck?
Anonymous No.41387125 [Report] >>41387805 >>41388046
>>41385247
the church ghost pic? holy shit its gone
Anonymous No.41387805 [Report] >>41388046
>>41387125
Surely it's in the archives?
Anonymous No.41388046 [Report] >>41389164 >>41393024 >>41401777
>>41387125
>>41387805
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40218427/#q40219162
Anonymous No.41389164 [Report]
>>41388046
this isnt super hi rez like the poster claimed
although vibe of it makes me skin crawl
Anonymous No.41392483 [Report] >>41392615
Happy halloween to mr. spooky himself
Anonymous No.41392615 [Report]
>>41392483
happy halloween ROY
Anonymous No.41392626 [Report]
>>41377007 (OP)
i hope everyone even slightly involved in these threads dies of rape related AIDS
Anonymous No.41393024 [Report]
>>41388046
WEIRD
Anonymous No.41393256 [Report] >>41393267
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDS
Anonymous No.41393267 [Report]
>>41393256
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.41394473 [Report]
>>41379454
Anonymous No.41395646 [Report]
this place is weird
Hypatia No.41396423 [Report]
There is currently more video evidence of Roy Jay online then Bin Laden.
Hypatia No.41396487 [Report]
Its interesting to see it all happening in slow motion.
Hypatia No.41396500 [Report]
Oh boy we fighting.
Hypatia No.41396510 [Report]
Anonymous No.41396544 [Report] >>41402129
wtf, I reverse image searched the original post and apparently this pajama photo was already on the internet one year ago
https://www.comedy.co.uk/features/comedy_chronicles/roy-jay/
also, the original thread had a mistake in its title and I don't believe that the OP was a mastermind who could engineer such phenomena. The OP wrote "into" two times:
>this is a demon writing itself into retroactively into pop culture history
Anonymous No.41396556 [Report]
weird
Anonymous No.41396673 [Report]
one anon emailed the crematorium which supposedly handled Roy Jay's body and they responded that they had no records of such person from 2007, but maybe the issue was asking them about his stage name and not Jorgensen
404AR No.41397148 [Report] >>41397397 >>41397623 >>41398054 >>41398200
wtf is going on with the picrel
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/#q40163798

right now the first results in the screenshot clearly show Roy Jay, even though the anon describes something completely different
what kind of time fuckery is this?
Anonymous No.41397397 [Report]
>>41397148
the threads back in april and may reference both roy joy and roy jay.
Anonymous No.41397623 [Report]
>>41397148
the fuck
Anonymous No.41398054 [Report] >>41398429 >>41398502 >>41406924
>>41397148
I never noticed that post, I was sure everything in the OG thread was analyzed before... So odd. Definitely seems like a bot or something
Anonymous No.41398200 [Report]
>>41397148
And someone replies to him but doesn't even call him out on it.
Anonymous No.41398429 [Report] >>41398522
>>41398054
im convinced that wasnt the OG thread
there were ones before calling the image "sex devil" and some saying "you rustled my jimmies"
404AR No.41398502 [Report]
>>41398054
my placeholder theory was that i've been gaslit into believing that there was no proof of Roy Jay's existence even though it was not the case and most people including me wouldn't bother to check it further.
it would mean that anybody who claimed in the original thread that there was no wikipedia entry, the reverse image search didn't work etc. was one of the original larpers who entertain the idea that Roy Jay does not exist, just to let him be freely rediscovered prooving the OPs point about Roy being a retroactive demon.
when I first heard about Roy Jay in that thread I thought it was just some anons psyop to meme a guy into existence.
I thought it was pointless and that his catchphrases seemed fake af.
but i can't wrap my head around it, either to meme somebody into existence or to meme somebody out of existence so he can be rediscovered like some ME residue
404AR No.41398522 [Report] >>41398580
>>41398429
this is the oldest one i could find in the archive
Anonymous No.41398580 [Report] >>41399641 >>41401316
>>41398522
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40084357/#40084357
Anonymous No.41399641 [Report] >>41401316
>>41398580
>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40084357/#40084357

have these just appeared in the archive?
Anonymous No.41401316 [Report]
>>41398580
>>41399641
This thread wasn't found until after the initial(?) April 4th thread btw.
Anonymous No.41401539 [Report]
>>41379244
Roy is?
It would just be Roys, you faggot zoomer. No one taught you how to use punctuation?
How surprising; the schizo is also ESL. You people are so dumb. KYS
Anonymous No.41401777 [Report] >>41401794
>>41388046
does everyone else see the figure behind Roy?
Anonymous No.41401794 [Report] >>41402340
>>41401777
It's an already existing photo of the Newby Church ghost
Anonymous No.41402092 [Report]
>>41378138
excellent meme
Anonymous No.41402129 [Report]
>>41396544
>this pajama photo was already on the internet one year ago
It's much harder to find the complete version that they cropped.
Anonymous No.41402141 [Report] >>41402334
>>40163798
Okay, wow! I can confirm that that post didn't show results of Roy Jay originally, it was part of the thing where nothing would come up, it's like the content of the picture changed retroactively!
Anonymous No.41402334 [Report] >>41402687
>>41402141
what post?
Anonymous No.41402340 [Report]
>>41401794
its much higher resolution and shows more of the altar than any other version
Anonymous No.41402687 [Report] >>41403240
>>41402334
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/#q40163798
Anonymous No.41403240 [Report]
>>41402687
>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/#q40163798
thats just a link to the original post
Anonymous No.41403700 [Report] >>41405573 >>41406205 >>41414288
what kind of internet would have such a rule?
Anonymous No.41403715 [Report] >>41406205 >>41414288
Anonymous No.41404140 [Report] >>41404554
>>41385548
hold on in >>41379473 it says he died 2007 or 2008 the description of this video says the song was released 1/1/2009 Spook! Not that postmortem releases are unheard of but it seems weird it for a c-list British comedian additionally its the only album on his official music topic.
Anonymous No.41404554 [Report]
>>41404140
I hate that Roy Jay is just an eternal unknown. I remember proclaiming in 2024 that we can no longer be certain about the truth of a video online after learning what AIs capabilities are. If you weren't in England in the early 1980s and old enough to remember, you'll never know if he was real.
Anonymous No.41405573 [Report] >>41405814
>>41403700
is that really from 2017?
Anonymous No.41405814 [Report] >>41407033 >>41407622
>>41405573
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=62480.msg3248773#msg3248773
Anonymous No.41406144 [Report] >>41406296
I'm an oldfag and I never know about this
Anonymous No.41406205 [Report]
>>41403700
>>41403715
craaaaaaaazyyyyy hahahahahaha, i am convinced now. Broskis you got me with this one!!! I always thought "ah chill out guys, most of us dont know anyone besides the top 10 list of stars in any field". But this post, i swear, it changd my mind!
Anonymous No.41406268 [Report]
Roy GAY
Anonymous No.41406296 [Report]
>>41406144
British too?
Anonymous No.41406924 [Report]
>>41398054
I’ve seen that exact post from the original thread with no results
Anonymous No.41407033 [Report]
>>41405814
Wtf
Anonymous No.41407622 [Report] >>41408017
>>41405814
oh shit dudes, its getting worse
Anonymous No.41408017 [Report] >>41409864 >>41409903 >>41411002
>>41407622
the only references in print of him existing are hidden behind a paywall of "The British Newspaper Archive". Can any britbongs go to their local library and source a print copy of the actual newspaper? They might have it on microfiche. That'll settle the dispute once and for all.
Anonymous No.41408301 [Report]
Anonymous No.41409864 [Report] >>41411002
>>41408017
meds
Anonymous No.41409903 [Report] >>41410459 >>41411002
>>41408017
I already found the Radio Times mag with his photo in it, we have the PDF scans and I obtained a copy for myself
Anonymous No.41410459 [Report] >>41411002
>>41409903
meds
Anonymous No.41411002 [Report] >>41411879
>>41409864
>>>41408017 #
>meds

>>41410459
>>>41409903 #
>meds

41409864 is even

41410459 is prime

one med is the blue pill, the other shows you how deep the rjs hole goes
Anonymous No.41411879 [Report]
>>41411002
meds
Anonymous No.41414288 [Report] >>41415014 >>41418313
>>41403700
>>41403715
>Posts before 2025 talking about Roy isn't too weird for this phenomeno-
>Actually mentions that he's an anomaly back in 2017
>Even if he did exist back then, and was just seen as a regular person, this concept of him being paranormal was a thing then too
>The implication that the Roy implanting himself in history rabbit hole has happened to people before
Okay this is too real now
Anonymous No.41414893 [Report] >>41421587
Rare Roy discovered...!
Anonymous No.41415014 [Report]
>>41414288

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=101541.msg5719740#msg5719740
>September 22, 2024
>What adds to the hauntology for me is that I have no memories of the slither man.
>I hoovered up telly during that period but knew nothing about him.
>Never saw him. Never heard his catchphrase in school.
>Didn't see that Schweppes ad. In fact, I'm pretty sure he never existed.

note, that the only time the Cookdandbombd forum was mentioned within the /x/thread/40144369 was the search result in the picrel of the post 40163798:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/#q40163798

i'm glad other anons also remember this flipflop from "RJ exists conspiracy theory" to "RJ doesn't exist conspiracy theory", because it's fucking bizarre

i don't think it was a CaB-born hoax either, even though they view 4chan in a similar way to how 4chan views reddit
Anonymous No.41418013 [Report]
TIL Roy's LP has been on YouTube for since 2014...
https://youtu.be/2mKuFWsRft4
also:
>Jul 31, 2014
>I watched the video and I still have no idea who he is or was!
>Maybe a couple of timelines have merged somewhere.
https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/roy-jay%E2%80%94spook.25855/#post-1440370
Anonymous No.41418313 [Report]
>>41414288
meds
Anonymous No.41418638 [Report]
new album just dropped in 2013
https://youtu.be/gpjV_IfPSUM
Anonymous No.41419034 [Report]
>Roy is not only inserting himself in the past and people are becoming aware of it, but the people in the past are also noticing it retroactively as well
This is getting actually insane bruvs.....
Anonymous No.41419315 [Report] >>41421530
Anonymous No.41421416 [Report]
bro..
Anonymous No.41421530 [Report]
>>41419315
Spook!
Anonymous No.41421587 [Report]
>>41414893
He looks like Dwight D. Eisenhower in this