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Anonymous No.41377852 [Report] >>41377876 >>41377937 >>41377978 >>41378010 >>41378013
Thank me faggots. I stopped 3i/atlas and saved the world. Again
Thank me, you fucking faggots. I saved this corrupt shithole 'again'.
You know why? This is MY world. The universe revolves around ME. To be precise, this reality was created for the sole purpose of making me suffer. I don't know why. I don't know if there's a God or a demiurge. All I know for a fact is that every single thing in this world – nature, animals, plants, you fucking NPCs – the 'will' of the universe itself is a pack of hyenas waiting to inflict pain on me. I am the focal point.
I thought 3i/atlas was the Death Star, the mothership that would finally wipe this shithole clean. So I PRAYED for it. I YEARNED for it. I fucking DREAMED of it. It was supposed to change its trajectory right about now. It was supposed to come to this fucking planet and start a 'festival' of blood.
But it didn't. You know why? BECAUSE I FUCKING WANTED IT TO.
this reality exists ONLY to inflict damage and suffering upon me
I wanted the apocalypse so badly, even if it meant my own death
my death would be an end to my suffering, therefore it is a form of 'happiness'
the will of the universe STOPPED it from happening, just to fuck with me, just to spite me.
YOU ALL OWE ME YOUR FUCKING LIVES. The timeline was shifted because of ME.
Every day I imagine the end of this fucking reality. Earthquakes, asteroid impacts, pole shifts, ice ages, alien invasions, WW3. I imagine it all.
But it will NEVER happen. Because if I die, my suffering ends. And since this universe exists only to curse me, it will literally BEND THE LAWS OF REALITY to prevent anything that would bring me that final 'happiness'.
So this shit reality will continue. It will endure. Because this entire universe is just a nightmare I'm having, a prison built for my suffering. The world itself is my curse.
Anonymous No.41377867 [Report] >>41377892
I'd like to buy that hero an ale!
Anonymous No.41377876 [Report]
>>41377852 (OP)
Oh, somebody weaponized gangstalking in my favor?

I know that 3i/Atlas was a BLUEBEAM troll tricking anyone with a digital space telescope into seeing things that aren't there.

Don't fuck with me.
Anonymous No.41377887 [Report]
THANK YOU?! FUCK YOU!!!

I wanted aliens you pos
Anonymous No.41377892 [Report]
>>41377867
Hear hear!!!!
Anonymous No.41377910 [Report]
Cringe larp, op is a faggot.
Anonymous No.41377937 [Report]
>>41377852 (OP)
You didn’t stop shit.
Anonymous No.41377978 [Report]
>>41377852 (OP)
OP, all you had to do was go to Wendy's, pick up two Bacon Jrs, large fries, and initiate the Apocalypse.
YOU BIG DUMMY, not only did you forget to bring home dinner, you also averted the end of the world.
>baka in disbelief
Anonymous No.41378010 [Report]
>>41377852 (OP)
Why does everyone always assume aliens means the end of the world?
Maybe they just want to stop by and say hi and chill for a bit, you don't know.
Anonymous No.41378013 [Report]
>>41377852 (OP)
Bravo, sir! Your cavernous asshole swallowed that comet whole and saved eight billion souls. This heroic feat would never have been possible without OP’s dedication to getting his ass regularly gaped by big black cocks.
S.I.M. No.41378019 [Report]
OP a fag.

nope not thanking you at all satanic doge shit.
that was a good guys ship .fucking idoit.
harikuri now!

>you just aided the reptiliains to enslave us you stupid noob.