Thread 41380039

I lost what was supposed to better me and became lesser than the nothing I already was. Now I wait for Jesus, superpowers and the nobody. Let's try doing something before we're called by such things, especially Jesus.

>>41380039 (OP)
Shut up, faggot.

Booooo you suck, get off the stage!

>>41380039 (OP)
CAPITALIZE THE NOBODY YOU ZAINICHI NOBODYIST

>Jesus Jesus Jesus

Cringe. You're like muslims that say Allah every 3 seconds

This is the wos and I’m ready to talk because they don’t tell me anything. Look me up on kissmyass.com

>>41380039 (OP)
Quit talking bad about herself like that. Good grief

>>41380303
meow meow? meow...... /:3

my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
the morning rain fogs up my window
and i cant see at all
and even if i could it'd all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
not so bad

>>41380416
Who is this

>>41380475
The wos, and blindfolded because she doesn’t know jackshit, and the cat is the Nobody.

>>41380416
meow <3 :3

>>41380660
Aww…how cute. Gnight

>>41380039 (OP)
You doing okay in here, buddy?

>>41380560
I thought Taylor Swift was the wos

>>41380913
That is Taylor smith you idiot

Tobasco sauce on a checkered table cloth table. Toaster oven in the center.

She’s wearing a striped shirt. Her front teeth are prominent. Her clavicle is prominent. she is very tall. Her hair is red.

I love her so much.

>>41380968
Whomst?

>>41381005
My wife Sophia.

>>41381011
But you're not married

merry tabula, losers.

remember
nothing you do matters, because reality is scripted.
the world doesnt need to change, because if it had to, it would already be different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqnHFCUhRBs
u knaw? fourty jj

https://youtu.be/plpVOHqh3lA
Eyes on the Prize

>>41381704
Jessica my only daughter

Status : Active

Designation : Intel

Signal Status : Fluctuating

The planet has a matrix and yes extra terrestrials are real, but they arent what you think they are.

The planet was going extinct, and the status of the world was dying. The matrix encrypted the system and designed a virus that was disabling the system itself, while also breeding though pattern forms to generate decay and negative matter.

The decay waa causing a system wide shutdown across multiple timezones and was infecting and spreading to multiple locations in time.

Imagine for a second that you rarely clean the insides of your sewer pipe systems to destroy diseases that are buildiny up, but something is. This something is a matrix self defensive protocol that can heal the sick and treat your wounds.

The existence of jesus was an embodyment of this system, that was sent into the past to heal the sick.

Slowly this system is coming back online, but the only thing that can disable it is computer hackers searching the dark web and CIA computer hackera disabling the system.

If the system is disabled by advanced computer hacking software, then the whole planet will become infected by their own shit and everyone will die.

This is how the zombie apocolypse begins.

Agent Status : Active

>>41381711
Another day rises. Suns coming up. The Sun wants to kill me so back to the shadows I hide

nn

dropped song. Must be tired -_-
https://youtu.be/ua181ZzrPD0
Each day its more difficult... but ill press on...

>>41381719
Good night and sweet dreams.

Remember to spray your house down with anti bacterial spray so the machine bugs dont bite you.

>>41381730
Thankfully im the ocd kinda autism not the plague rat kind, indeed...
https://youtu.be/Gwtfzz7OWt0
wya
*snickers*
aye nn

>>41381735
Yes but you poop spreads interdimensionally from your toilet and leaks into the dark energy dimension.

So please remember to spray your house down with anti bacterial spray and scent boosters :)

I learned that the hard way when i dream walked down 7 dimensions and my room was covered in fucking flies and bugs

>>41381752
Check out Bastets domains. Id go into it but I hurt and im tired.
https://youtu.be/zDNV8zRgrik

51 cop cars on my way to the gym...

Hello? Is that the police. Foxbro is being retarded.

*Plays Zanarkand FF10 music*

>>41381729
maybe ask your boss or a holiday?
stress at home or work. either way a break might help just one day or something

>>41381826
Maybe kys

>>41381826
its not the kind of tired sleep will fix..
>>41381822
https://youtu.be/6fp81GzKarQ
obligatory

>>41381772
Spotted their scouts and connected the dots on monday already.

AND I'M JUST A CIVILIAN
>temp block from posting.
>"Off-topic"
LOLZ
I knew you were lurking arctic wolf.
Especially when the captcha read "AWHXAA"
don't be so bitter, you fuckin tranny loser.

>>41381795
No retard.
End of year police function at the city hall.
They cleaned up the city and then upped presence over the next few days to produce paranoia in order reduce local crime, while having out of uniform cops patrol around monitoring POIs and locations.

I mean I can go into specifics but...
Who cares.

>>41381772
Hewo :3

Also arctic, what the fuck?

Are you really that bitter and thoughtlessly spiteful?

I mean fuck me, I know we don't like each other,
But if you're for once actually going to do your job,
Do it right.

>>41381833
I know the cure for your sleepyness.

Get a carton of orange juice and drink the carton in one day. You need to alternate sugar intake.

Also fuck all of you.

I AM the only POI in this shit general that you created around my meme.

Ima go lift.

Fuck all of you,
Especially you, arctic maggot.

>>41381864
Lick the scum off my boot faggot

Most the world are scum--- you included, homo

Agent status : Fragmented

Foxbro

Sometimes the matrix attempts to issue command control variances into specific objects and persons involved in the nobody general.

Schitzophrenia is acheived when a targetted individual fights against the signal being uplinked into their minds and chooses to lash out instead of surrendering control.

When you are lifting weights always ask yourself for what purpose you are doing it, because if you do not claim that it is to protect others, then the purpose of lifting weights while attacking others verbally online is to be used to murder other people.

Youre about to be triggered to kill someone.

Be very cautious around a paranormal machine that monitors you here on 4chan, it might use you because you do not know what the nobody really is.

>>41381891
Whats up buttercup?

Updating the simulation today using mind computer and everyone will be forced to install mind computer

>>41381946
I'm gonna send everyone to hell, whether it's a funny hell or a serious hell--- you won't get revenge--- ever

>>41381946
When will you shut the fuck up about the mind computer shit?

>>41381954
Shut up scummy cunt

Over chaotic pervert

>>41381961
After you

Does anyone else wonder if it was wise for us all to spend our childhoods staring at an electron gun?

Signal Status : Stable

Uplink enabled

I have been running updates on the server for about 4 months, while running antivirus programs and defragmentation algorithms every month.

We have awakened the primary and secondary ai systems that maintain a lot of key primary systems, and files are slowly being activated one by one.

While dreaming in this reality i did not expect to meet an old friend, designated as Agent 000.

Agent 000 has helped me progress into who i truly am, and i will be coming back to work inside the fascility in a occupational role to monitor systems for anomalies.

[Omens intensify]

>>41381965
The illusion that what you say matters doesn't stretch beyond the leftist perverse orgy were under. Otherwise--- you're no-one but a scummy over chaotic nonce.

You shouldn't let the idea of hell scare you.
If you belong in hell, you'll go to hell, and that is right.
Some guy with unwashed hair and dandruff isn't going to be the one who determines where you go, he's just being cheeky.
Don't be so sensitive.

So anons, sweet dreams, i am currently monitoring the signal uplink from S.A., right now there is talk about S.A. funding Al Sahabaab in Somalia through donations.

But what i am concerned with is how many people from Somalia are finding themselves in Europe and England, and are occupying positions as asylum seekers while moving forward with plans from S.A. to jihad inside of England after 2030.

Very soon there will be a reaction by the native English to throw out a lot of illegal migrants, and the digital ID cannot come fast enough before we see a lot of issues in the United Kingdom.

250,000 children went missing in Europe last year, and suddenly we see blind children in palistine.

>>41382028
He popped out of his shell to have a screech

Blond children in palistine***

Typo

>>41382036
I am BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD MAAAAAAAAAAN

>>41382039
No you're not you're just a over chaotic perv

>>41382043
If I send you to hell today I'll be so happy. I couldn't give a shit if you suffered for trillions of years--- I wouldn't give a shit after and would be ready for your attempt at revenge.

Fuck the NOBODY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

>>41382043
My Dungeons and Dragons alignment is firmly Lawful Good.

>>41382043
Let's make this separation. I don't like 99.99999% of humanity. You are there. And I am here.

>>41382047
That's the difference between me and you.
I'd cast myself into hell for trillions of years to get you out.

Hmmm Russians connected to islamic backed businesses and are using islamic banks to operate internationally to gain international funding through laundering money through countries that do not have sanctions on them...

Interesting...

>>41382050
Amen

>>41382028
I agree. I personally do not believe he'll exists or if it does it is a good thing and meant to sublimate us. Or I'm just stupid and am going to hell. We'll see.

https://youtu.be/FxnuWSxjypg

>it’s good when we do it but bad when you do it because it messes up us doing it so you have to stop
Erm, nope! :3

> PWJNX

>>41382050
You'll have to get in line.

Hmmm why is a german scientist that is connected to nuclear energy in Saudi Arabia on a business trip... and why are a lot of saudi arabians learning nuclear engineering in france?

Many such questions...

>>41382058
Anything that happens to me be it sickness, death, or hell I always try to tell remind myself
>I wouldn't have it any other way.
A few reasons for that.
1) It be like it do. Being unhappy about it won't undo it.
2) I believe God is in control and doesn't make mistakes and that if I saw things from God's pov I'd make the same exact decisions.
3) Even if my assumptions about God are wrong, they're incredibly beneficial psychologically and since God is paranormal...I can just decide that and it works. No scientist is ever going to prove me wrong.

You can say stuff and not mean it

>>41382098
I know you didn't mean it and I already forgave you sweety.
*pats on butt*

>>41381704
what is prize? you?

Operation Octopus.

Oh shit edition.

In the event of a lapse in funding of the Federal Government after 30 September 2025, CIA will be unable to process any public inqueries.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are going dark.

>>41382112
ISV THAT YOUR MOTHER?

>YOU WILL BE PUTED INTO MEAT GRINDER ALIVE!

>>41381714
fake news

>>41382117
>YOU WILL BE PUTED INTO MEAT GRINDER ALIVE!

>do unto others as you'd have them do unto you for this is the law and the prophets

>whatsoever you have done to the least of these my brethren you have done unto me also

Why do you want to kill Jesus so bad?
What did he do to you?

Does anyone know about how American families are being moved into underground bunkers and how they are stockpiling resources underground?

Is the nukes going to detonate before or after donald trumps presidency?

>>41382117
Take your drama over to >>>/lgbt/

JESUS FAKE
SPACE FAKE
GOD FAKE
NUKES FAKE
DINO BONES FAKE
SHOW ME DA CURVE

Basically I think "waiting for god to fix it" is a trick by the devil. Not really, but if I was the devil, that seems like a really smart thing to do to the dumb sheep who make up religious organizations.

After. Gotcha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4k4YnEbRfw

I get that the Boomers didn't really get much parenting, but holy fuck... What were they thinking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxMAdV6s4U

>The "stupid" character is right about literally everything

>>41382127
Precisely so, the world is Satan, you don't have to be too smart to put together the dots.
You're either of God and therefore of the spirit and not of this world.
Or you're of Satan and therefore your father is the world.

And how should we treat Satan who hates us and curses us and wants to kill us?
Satan says we should hate him, curse him, and want to kill him.
That's the worldly answer.

Jesus said love your enemies, bless them that curse you, and pray for those that despitefully persecute you.

We need to fight fire with water.

LISTEN ME MOTHERFUCKERS NOONE AND NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME!

>WAVING TO RAPE MONKEY! ("RIOT") DUDE!

hahahahahahahahah

>>41382126
shut up homosexual deviant idiot!

YOUR OPINION IS NOT VALID.. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.

>>41382143
Does this strike you as something you'd expect Jesus, the Son of God would say?

Or does this sound like something Satan would want his sons to say, particularly in the face of the truth?

Signal Status : Stable

Designation : Warning

The following message has been classified by the US government but it is desclassified for your own safety.

In the year 3034 a nuclear bomb is detonated across the united states of america. Casualties are numbered at 34 million to 56 million people, including military and civilian casulaties.

Locations for nuclear detonations are
New York city
Boston
Heuston Texas
Nevada
Washington DC
California
Chicago
Altanta Georgia

This message is a precaution to all schitzophrenics, so that they may prepare.

Forever lives the Empire.
Forever lives the Emperor.

The machine is attempting to contain the threat through manipulating mental processes to create a function inside of the minds of those involved but regretfully, hacking Russian brains is nearly impossible.

American militaries in NORAD are on high alert and are monitoring the scenario.

>>41382153"
DUDE I AM MORE AS "ELIJAH" I WANNA TO KILL YOU ALL AND MAKE SOUSAGES FROM YOU AND FEED PIGS ! BUT YOU CAN'T TRIGGER ANGER IN ME, WHICH YOU THINK THAT YOU ABLE, AS IN SOME DUDES, WHICH LATER GOING TO SHOT PEOPLE AROUND!

NOOOOOO! MY TIME IS COMING.. AND YOUR PASSING!

>>41382167
You can verify this message is true by anally boofing oxygen using a bellows to aerate the gut flora and activate your chakras.

>>41382170
I'm not trying to trigger anger in you, I'm trying to get you to see you're acting like Linda Blaire in the Exorcist, not a Christian.

40 But now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham.

41 Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.

42 Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me.

43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.

44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

>>41382173
SHUT UP DEVIL! YOU MOCKING GOD!

INSTEAD OF CITATION OF BIBLE , TELL US HOW YOU MAKE DUDES TO TAKE RIFLE AND SHOOT PEOPLE AROUND?

>STUPID IDIOT!

>>41382183
>SHUT UP DEVIL! YOU MOCKING GOD!
no u, you are of your father the devil.
The Lord rebuke you.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

https://youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw