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Anonymous No.41407612 [Report] >>41407620 >>41407651 >>41407664 >>41407809 >>41407850 >>41408389 >>41410087 >>41410351 >>41410782 >>41413495 >>41414773 >>41415876 >>41415981
Life is a comedy
I had a NDE and went into a white light that was all-loving, nurturing, and I felt totally at peace. But I was also told that this life is "just a joke" and it's "all about comedy". For a solid week after my NDE, I actually could not understand how any human could take life seriously and not as one big long joke. I used to play online competitive games and would see people getting mad, and I couldn't actually process how they could get mad at a video game, a thing meant for fun. I'd type in the chat "You guys aren't really mad at a video game, are you?" I was in disbelief, I could not empathize with them. I thought they were liars "pretending to be mad" to be ironic or something and I giggled at them madly.

Laugh at everything, because this is one big long joke and you'll realize that it was a joke and you were supposed to be laughing when you die.
Anonymous No.41407619 [Report]
Now you are starting to understand that you OP are the main protaganist (and ironically the antagonist) in this grand adventure of adventures!!
Anonymous No.41407620 [Report] >>41416477
>>41407612 (OP)
So you're saying that I'm a clown? That I'm here to amuse you?
Anonymous No.41407651 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
Crazy how nothing funny was said, try harder i guess
Anonymous No.41407664 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
Us clowns have to stick together and that's real shit
Anonymous No.41407809 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
It's an immersive video game.
Anonymous No.41407850 [Report] >>41407877 >>41407904
>>41407612 (OP)
nothing to laugh about in this niggerfaggot kike life
Anonymous No.41407860 [Report]
Studies have shown that simply by forcing yourself to smile, you get more happy! Join the smiling jester gang.
Anonymous No.41407877 [Report] >>41407904
>>41407850
Truth
The Owl No.41407892 [Report]
The jester was already transmuted, you're so late
Anonymous No.41407904 [Report]
>>41407850
>>41407877
OH BOOHOO. I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE NOT CURRENTLY HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN. BOOHOO!!!! LIFE IS SO HARD BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A PORNSTAR THAT I FAP TO ALL THE TIME :'( WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.41408179 [Report] >>41408204 >>41408347 >>41410768
Problem of evil is solved by this view. Why does God give a child cancer? Because its funny! And also its a good thing to leave this joke world early so you can go to the afterlife which is the real world.
Anonymous No.41408204 [Report]
>>41408179
Problem?
Anonymous No.41408347 [Report] >>41408360 >>41416477
>>41408179
It would be funny if I raped god in the ass and called jesus christ a homosexual demon possessed retard.
Anonymous No.41408354 [Report]
If you think more than you feel it's a comedy
If you feel more than you think it's a tragedy
Either way its all theater
Anonymous No.41408360 [Report]
>>41408347
Depends on if the punchline hits.
Anonymous No.41408389 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
I’m glad if you are blessed enough to wake up every morning with such a mindset. Not everyone is fortunate in their lives.
Anonymous No.41410087 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
Once you become with this world and not of it, you will be set free through Jesus
Anonymous No.41410103 [Report] >>41414732 >>41416400
>posts isis beheading video
Anonymous No.41410351 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
>everything is fake and gay and I'm the biggest faggot
yeah we know dude
tell us something new
Anonymous No.41410768 [Report]
>>41408179
have to go further than 'it's funny'. that doesn't excuse evil.

To be morally secure in saying 'it is funny', every conscious being has to be a god who consents to coming down here.

Each god being fully powerful over our own separate realities.
Anonymous No.41410782 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
I see it like how you can have different emotional tones in a given media.

Yes, some can look at certain parts of this as 'funny'. But other parts are clearly horrific.

It is ultimately a game though. Definitely one of the more 'hardcore' ones.
Anonymous No.41410860 [Report]
Big daddy HP has a great quote on this topic
Anonymous No.41413495 [Report] >>41416477
>>41407612 (OP)
Thats why I stopped giving a fuck after shrooms

Why am I stressing over paying taxes to fat zionist pedophiles?
Anonymous No.41414732 [Report]
>>41410103
Well the video is gruesome indeed but the victim is no longer in this gay world and is in paradise.
Anonymous No.41414773 [Report] >>41414787 >>41415119 >>41416477
>>41407612 (OP)
yes a very funny joke, children getting their intestines caved out by an IDE blast should laugh it off when they die. Dying of ass cancer is funny, too. HAHA!
Anonymous No.41414787 [Report]
>>41414773
Ngmi
Anonymous No.41415119 [Report] >>41415857
>>41414773
You DON'T want to die an in explosion? Seems like a badass way to die, looking down and seeing parts of your body totally missing and bleeding out and losing consciousness and going into shock.
Anonymous No.41415857 [Report] >>41416477
>>41415119
Ultimate clown death is to die in a nuclear explosion. I wish I could experience that.
Anonymous No.41415876 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
Oh. So no mouth in the void or a light-being telling you the world is a farm maintained by interdimensional parasites feeding on our negative emotions and suffering? Maybe the cosmic gacha RNG gave you the primo tier NDE.
Anonymous No.41415981 [Report]
>>41407612 (OP)
I absolutely believe you because this is what I felt since October 29. Nothing matters, everything is just a fucking game and everyone be playing the "WAR, CRIME, DECEPTION AND CONSPIRACY!" all the time...it just doesn't matter, it's time to go home, people.
Anonymous No.41416400 [Report]
>>41410103
We in 2014?
Anonymous No.41416477 [Report]
I once asked god for a black pussy girl that i could sleep with every night.
>mf gave me a female black cat
I could only laugh at this shit, remember thinking "this shi peak comedy rn".
>>41408347
Somebody would be laughing theyr ass at your face, out of the sheer absurdity this implies.
>>41413495
Unironically this.
>>41414773
And you get to farm moral rep in the confort of your house, ain't that funny tho?
>>41415857
Clownworld.

>>41407620
Kek.
Not OP but your comment is definitely amusing!
>mad npc go brrrrr

Tl;dr: OP met Clown Pepe