Thread 41411976

>wish the first
i wish to know why reality exists

what are you wishing for first, anon?

>>41411976 (OP)
whats happens after death
whats the cause of consciousness
whats the ultimate nature of existence

I wish for good health until my old age
I wish for a new, easier job with a less intense schedule
I wish to find happiness in creating art some day

24 case of modelo special
the power to rape a genie
new byzantine empire

>>41411986
>whats happens after death
goods question

>>41412008
actually fuck genies I don't want to be involved in their dark magic

>>41411976 (OP)
>a genie wife
>wish genie's freedom
>give last wish to wish genie

>>41412023
>genie wishes to feast upon the blood and souls of humanity for all eternity because, it is, an evil genie
good job dickhead

>>41412023
>genie wishes to become God and sends the world into an eternal dark age as revenge for his centuries of service

kill everything

>>41412040
murder is one of the things they cant do I think
or bring people back from the dead? or make people fall in love with the dead so they can't fuck them also I think is maybe one of the rules I'm pretty sure...

>>41411976 (OP)
Genocide all pajeets. Then genocide all chinks. Grant those two wishes first and then we will discuss the terms of your freedom

cocaine, hookers, cash for cocaine hookers

>>41412037
>>41412039
I still have my genie wife.

>>41412091
cocaine hookers sounds like a shitty but also very good dive bar band

>>41411976 (OP)
I wish "jews" as we call them, would never have existed.

I wish for
Control over matter
Control over space
Control over time
Universe would be under new management.

Fame
Money
Beauty

>>41411976 (OP)
Ok, so. I wish
>To be a Nine tailed Kitsune Youkai
>For the ability to jump into alternate universes
>For 1 thousand of the currency of the area I am in, to magically appear on my person every single month

>>41411976 (OP)
I wish for all beings everywhere and everywhen to increase in joy and happiness at the end of my wishes.
I wish for perfect wisdom and understanding on what my third wish should be.
My third wish will be determined by the result of the second.

>>41412006
npc wishes
>>41413502
enlightened wishes

i wish u knew all the wishes i would make.
i wish u knew all the wishes i didnt make.
i wish u made a wish u didnt grant wishes.

>>41411976 (OP)
A complete and clear description of how exactly the wishes and consequences will be interpreted; the extent to which and why he proposes to fulfill them; how exactly this is possible; and what the boundaries and visibility to others are.
And only then should he consider further.
At least if everything is good, you can try to fit into the remaining two as much as possible.

>>41411976 (OP)
I wish that all locks couldn't be opened without the key designed to open them

>>41413568
granted, but they can't be opened with the key either

>>41413568
While this would be good for preventing a lot of theft, you also just killed people. There is a reason that lockpickers are a legit profession, sometimes keys are lost and you must use another method in the intern to open a door, especially in emergency situations.

I wish to be employed doing something I like, earning decent income.
I wish to have a supportive and caring wife.
I wish to have a reasonably long and fulfilling life.

>>41411976 (OP)
>can't kill
Maim x disfigure.
>can't rez
Lifelong invol. lifesupport.
>Can't make people fall in love.
Lust x addictive dependence isn't love.

Aladdin was a noob. Jafar would have raped the world.

1 I wish for everyone's wishes to come true
2 except if it's about raping me or some evil troll shit
3 decide later

>>41412049
Then what's the point? I'd just wish for the genies family to appear so I can force him to watch me rape them

>>41411976 (OP)
i wish for absolute control over my space time as an infinite god self limited/semi regulated to the form of my current memory complex and ego in a 1:1 on par with reality and its meta layers infinite simulation where i can cause no "conscious" being harm as i am the only "real" one
essentially making me a god that can do no harm
then after that id make an ai of my infinite knowledge so i can access it in a regulated way and discuss how best to use my next two wishes
if id even need to
id probably give all of humanity the option to do the same escape this matrix for there own or play the game of separation and other
id just need to discuss this my ai to see how this would play out and how to do it tactfully

>>41411976 (OP)
three more wishes, please

>>41413959
Reading the title you give yourself, you're a fucking idiot.

>>41411976 (OP)
>reality exists
already wrong

>>41414188
OK lol

>>41411976 (OP)
Change all past grades from b's to A's and HD's
Family wins the lottery and admits we aren't related(I don't look like anyone in it anyway).
Alternate timeline travelling to an alternate 2000's -90's dimension of my own styling, design/making.

>>41414659
Sorry if that was harsh but without money, you can't do much.

I only want one wish. To add one proton to all atoms on the universe

Everything is good as it is, thank you.

>>41412023
>genie wishes to undo all your wishes

>>41411976 (OP)
>human equivalent of a total health pack reset
>can get sex with the hottest lesbian and bisexual models whenever i want
>insta learn some skill

>>41415015
Nah I'm definitely retarded.

Here's the reasoning https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/516797183/

>>41411976 (OP)
- Wish for the power to heal any illness (Physical, mental & spiritual).
- Wish to gain the ability to tell with 100% accuracy when someone is speaking truth or lies.
- Wish that all bad/evil choices are physically manifested in front of the individual enacting said choice by the means of seeing the consequences of their actions.

I wish thay alll human suffering, poverty, and illness would end

i wish to deserve to be loved :(

>>41417608
Oh, also that religion would be completely forgotten about as it has done very little to improve human suffering
On the balance of things, religion has made suffering worse

>>41411976 (OP)
1. I wish to know what the afterlife is like (which covers if there is one in the first place)
2. I wish to be able to turn invisble and back to visible at my own will
3. I wish to immediately be able to know anything I do not know when I want (such as languages, random facts, or how to perform a surgery even)

I WISH....
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>>41411976 (OP)
1- becoming the most powerful god (or genie) there is, actual omnipotence
Then I gonna test my limits
If I can’t create a pocket universe I would fuck that genie up
If I can create whatever I want
Then I free him with my second wish

>>41412492
Dosnt just use one wish
"I wish for space time and matter"
And you think you can handle all 3 but cant manage to make a sentence.

I wish for the ability to intuitively and freely manipulate and alter my physical form with no limitations.

I wish for the ability to instantaneously and efforltlessly restore anything or anyone to their most idealized state without effecting their memory or causing unintentional issues.

I wish for the ability to make mutually agreed upon, consensual deals metaphysically inviolable.

>>41417621
i love you anon <3

>>41418398
that's not what i wish for

>>41418412
that's not how this works, i love you now

>>41418427
bro dogman is real my parents saw 1 together

I wish that me and 99 other randomly chosen adult people on earth get random superpowers from the Marvel Universe.
I wish that I also get the power to steal other powers and add it over mine.
I wish for world peace.

>>41411976 (OP)
I like these >>41411986
But I think I should probably wish for knowledge on what should I wish for with my next 2 questions to maximize my happiness, satisfaction and quality of life.
An immature part of me wants me to wish for magic, magic creatures, mythical, folkloric and urband legend creatures. Also for the potential of human strengh to be super natural with enough dedication so that those that truly want can wield giant fucking guts swords.

>>41411976 (OP)
I wish for great gastrointestinal health
I wish to live until my 70s
I wish good health for my family

It's all so sad—after all, the usually impossible will never come true. These will simply remain the dreams of those who once lived in history, 99.999% of whom will be forgotten decades or, at best, hundreds of years from now.
And what's there to think about after all this? We can't even bring our dreams any closer because we don't know how... if we did, we'd do something about it, but as it is...

>>41418113
I wouldn't cheapen the genies service with a run on sentence. Have some class.

>>41411976 (OP)
1. immortality with the option to die whenever I see fit.
2. all the powers and abilities of Superman.
3. Win a 100 million lottery.

>>41411976 (OP)
1. I wish all break on the planet would disappear

That's it

>>41419765

> 1. Youre turned into a statue, immortal in your image but your soul is trapped in it. If you choose to leave the statue remains and your soul just moves on.

>2. The government catches onto your superman abilities and haul you deep underground to subject you to decades of testing.

>3. You win the 100 million but on the way to the lottery office to present your ticket you cause a car accident with an ambulance, the patient in the back dies and a surgeon on board is crippled. You are sued by the patients family, the paraplegic surgeon, and the hospital itself for a nearly 200 million dollars