Thread 41417091

As a newly turned Vampire, I feel compelled to send this important message to everyone left behind. My coterie and I want you to know: never give up. The path to becoming a Vampire is open the chance to finally fulfill your most genuine dreams.

No one cares, stop shitting up the board with this larp you cringey faggot.

>>41417091 (OP)
As a newly turned Vampire, I feel compelled to send this important message to everyone left behind. My coterie and I want you to know: never give up. The path to becoming a Vampire is open the chance to finally fulfill your most genuine dreams.

>>41417091 (OP)
thanks.. i needed a positive message..

>>41417091 (OP)
Why do all the undeserving get all the good stuff?

The real grove was the trannies we killed along the way

>>41417140
You could become the next vampire superstar, my dear.

>>41417091 (OP)
Here’s a spooky thought for you. You are in a state that of arrested development. Probably because you aren’t very intelligent. Get a job at your local sponge factory, you’re putting financial strain on your family.

>>41418688
Wut? I am professional killer
Been killing queers like you since the 90s

>>41418730
LMAO

me next

Not gonna lie lil guy, the way your fangs hang over your lips looks like the bloodsucker equivalent of a goofy Timmy Turner-esque overbite. Happy for ya otherwise, nice shirt.

Inb4 the totally-real-werewolf shows up to complain that vampires aren't real (he's probably peeing on a tree right now)

>>41417091 (OP)
How can I be turned too

>>41417091 (OP)
Your head is misshapen. You will never be made into a vampire.

>>41417091 (OP)
As an adult who was a goth kid as a child I see my work still hasn't ended.

This will go a hell of a lot smoother if you just tell us where it is.

>>41417096
groveposting is /x/ culture, newfag

>>41421832
Just because you've been desperately trying to force this shit for years doesn't mean it's board culture.

>>41422032
Just because you've been seething in your post for years doesn't mean anyone needs to give a fuck what you want or not.

At least it's not yet another 3iAtlas thread

>>41419314
>True

>>41422306
So Atlas was a total nothingburger?

>>41417091 (OP)
>>41417147
redpill me on grove please (or grave?)

>>41417091 (OP)
Who are the other Masquerade violators in your coterie? Asking for a friend.

>>41423954
Yeah of course, we have vampires to talk about.
Clearly the fag got a different bug than he thought he would at the bar.

>>41418730
Based

>>41417091 (OP)
I didn't even click on your previous thread. I thought to myself "there's no one a guy with that physiognomy can become a vampire. Maybe a familiar pleb at best."

You already look different. I'm glad to be proven wrong. Hope you stick around.

>>41417091 (OP)
Thats dumb dude, who would want to be dependent on blood for the rest of their life. I sure as hell dont.

>>41417091 (OP)
Incredible post

Drinking blood is not healthy.

>>41428972
But eating meat is?

>>41429651
Yes, very good anon.

Friendly reminder, all vampires wear shorts with big penis bulges and I expected to see OP wearing one very soon.

>>41430328
How... do you know?

>>41430534
Personal experience.

>>41417096
Fuck homo, this fat guy larping as a vampire is the funniest thing that's happened on /x/ for ages

>>41417091 (OP)
Ain't no way
He's back and he has merch now
What a fucking entrepeneur

>>41417091 (OP)
Seriously anon, think about it, VampusFaggus? Everyone would recognize you

>>41417091 (OP)
>My coterie
OP, BE HONEST I NEED TO KNOW, ARE THERE HOT GIRLS IN YOUR COTERIE

>>41417091 (OP)
>>41417147
I really hope this fat nigga doesn't turn out to be the real grove

>>41419314
Guys I'm a demon

>>41417091 (OP)
you look so fucking stupid with those things on your mouth but i love it so fucking much

>>41435094
That's what a real vampire G looks like my nigga.

>>41417091 (OP)
Have you ever raped anyone?
You're not a real vampire until you force your dick inside of a woman, without her consent.

>>41417091 (OP)
I've been busting my sides for the last 10 minutes just imagining OP life, I have a feeling it goes something like this.

>6:00 OP wakes up from his dark slumber, he thinks to himself, thank god I am a dhampyre, so I can walk in the daylight.
>6:10 OP puts fake fangs in his mouth.
>6:15 OP takes out fake fangs again so he can brush his teeth.
>6:30 sits on the bush to his place of work, no shower.
>6:45 spends the entire journey trying to telepathically seduce the 13 year old girl sitting in front of him.
>7:00 arrives at work
>7:00 to 16:00 OP has a special function on the conveyor belt where he can work alone with minimal management, foreman checks in about 4 times a day to see if nobody is bullying him.
>During the breaks he sits alone, doesn't interact with anyone, and in fact does not read about vampires, but about Pokemon on his phone. He is still wearing the fake teeth.
>16:00 work is finished, goes back home on the bus, tries to telepathically ward away the 140 kilo buck negro looking for a place to sit, it fails, the smell of garlic from the guy makes him sick.
>17:00 back home again, mother and sister jabbing away, OP eats his food then goes up-stairs.
>17:30 OP makes another /x/ thread about being a vampire
>Spend the rest of the evening jerking it to porn, watching gory horror films and playing Fallout 4.
>The whole day he didn't show a single emotion on his face.

Fin

>>41417091 (OP)
Degen. Anyone who thinks visible fangs are the key to recognition does not know what they speak of.

>>41437103
Vampires don't rape you freak

>>41438262
>WE WALK AMONGST YOU. FEEDING. RAPING.

I rest my case.

>>41417091 (OP)
OP on the basis of the following:
> You look like a faggot
> You write like a faggot
I have concluded that you, in fact, are a faggot. See picrel for further information.

>>41437333
Checked

>>41417091 (OP)
can you make me a vampire?

>>41437225
you are cringe

Does anyone have that the thug version of that old vampire copypasta? Been looking for it for years.

>>41438337
thats a fictional fucking song

>>41439090
If it was fictional, then why did they put it in a movie?

>>41436538
It's like looking at some ugly chihuahua but its so charming, just in vampire form

>>41425796
RIP

>>41426281
Hadn't considered this.
>>41417091 (OP)
OP you're the most faggot vampire there is, your days are numbered, I guess you won't make it to immortality.
You're like a character that gets killed in episode 3 to illustrate what a blood hunt is so it can then happen to the mc in season finale.

>>41427386
>there's no one a guy with that physiognomy can become a vampire. Maybe a familiar pleb at best
this was half of the last thread, you clearly clicked on it nigger

>>41417091 (OP)
This anon is going to disappear like Grove for digging too deep.

>>41428972
The blood is the life.

>>41430328
Please for the love of God, no.

>>41437225
>dhampyre
stupidest fucking word ever conceived by man

I have last been seen in a gay bar in New York.

>>41417091 (OP)
Wow OP, can you get grove anon to start posting here again or are you just still being an attention seeking faggot?

>>41440449
I dunno, fucking slander ask me

>>41417091 (OP)
You know I'm something of a daywalker myself.

>>41417091 (OP)
Never stop posting OP

>>41417091 (OP)
Certified sub 90IQ physiognomy.

>>41442349
jealous hater

>>41417091 (OP)
Neat. So its now legal to fucking murder you in most counties in the original 13 colonies.

I am not shitting you, vampirism is illegal in the original states. The laws are still on the books. If you live on the east coast anyone can legally murder you if you insist your faggy claim. I will make legit attempts on your life, faggot.

>>41443601
Yep, I'm totally sure that will hold up in court.

Ich mag es, wenn er hässlich ist, dann hab' ich was zu lachen
Beuteschema: vorbestraft, Führerschein: gewaschen
Ich hab' ein' geilen Körper, Charakter ist perfekt
Wären alle so wie ich, hätten alle guten, mm
Er soll noch eine legen, deshalb bin ich heute nett
Schatz, nein, du bist mir nicht zu fett
Ay caramba, Mama Ikki zeigt ein' Ficker
Ich will nicht seine Nummer, ich will die von sei'm Ticker
Ich zieh' noch mehr als der Delfin Pipper der Flipper
Im Gepäck für heute Nacht hab' ich 'n Schlagring und 'n Schlüpper

Why u tits no makaroni?

Bruh what happened in this thread, lots of deleted replies

Did someone piss the jannies off bad? Probably OP with his pineapple phyisomongy

>>41437225
best post in the thread

and why didnt the jannies delete this shit? this isnt paranormal

>>41445515
People ban evade a lot with that furry porn site and once someone else posts on your ip and gets hit all posts across the site get deleted in an instant fr fr

If Grove is alive where is he?

Vampirism is boring as shit.
It's like being a tweaker.
At first the high is awesome, but then you get to where going out in the day hurts, you're always chasing a fix, or waiting to come down basedou can go do shit again.
Ultra boring shit.

>>41445515
Could be /pol/tards coming in to go NO DUMBAZZES ITS A METAPHOR FOR JEWS WE MUST UNITE MY WHITE BRUDERN!!! Happens often enough.

>>41439571
I assume vampires have their version of downies too

Vampires won.
Grove won.
Haters lost.
Vampire hunters lost.

>>41417091 (OP)
>incels discovering new ways to incel

>>41451908
The OP fucks more than you
Granted, it's aids-infected man-ass because he's a huge faggot, but still the point stands.

>>41422144
Hello different anon here. I agree with the other anon. You're a fag. Stop with your larpy shit

>>41451922
Hello different anon here. I disagree with the other anon. You're a tranny. Stop with your irrelevant opinion shit.

Completely different anon here.
You are all fags.

>>41422144
Totally diff anon from those other two. Your heads weird looking. This is cringey. You suffered trauma and are delusional. Literal demons are playing with you and mocking you in the unseen realm. Please get help.

"You there. The Dawnguard is looking for anyone willing to fight against the growing vampire menace. What do you say?"

>>41451818
Hunters are some of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever met.
Like damn nigga, these fags couldn't hunt fuckin' rabbits, much less vampires.
It's just sad.

>>41437225
Kek
Op btfo