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DIA Agent Shroom No.41437878 [Report] >>41441670
/dia/ - Distributed Intelligence Agency
After careful analysis has been determined that the problem with the CIA is in the 'C' - that it is centralized. When we look at the organization of the USA, we find that the so called 'military industrial complex' is the ruling entity. Compared with how the USSR and current Russian federation function, their intelligence agency, commonly called KGB/FSB is the real totalitarian element of society, serving as the nervous system - and the brain - of society.

Meanwhile the CIA is isolated and can be pressured into submission exactly because of its centralization. It is like a brain in a bottle, if the limbs (the army) does not like what the brain comes up with, they will just cut off the cord and not listen to it.

The solution to this issue will be as by suggestion in this thread, the creation of a new agency, called DIA, Distributed Intelligence Agency, with the aim of functioning as individual cels spread out through society, but connected 'under ground' in the manner of a mycelium, with the mushroom fruits being able to sprout anywhere, but remaining hidden unless needed. The insignia will for this reason be a mushroom. Remains undetected, appears sudden everywhere, spread its spores by the wind, and is again removed from all detection.
DIA Agent Shroom No.41437918 [Report]
DIA-chan
Anonymous No.41437934 [Report] >>41437961
No
DIA Agent Shroom No.41437961 [Report] >>41437998 >>41438023
>>41437934
Yes.
Let's face it - skulls & bones are too hard to digest, unless you are a dog? Is that what you want to be ?
Let's instead walk the way of the shroom.
Anonymous No.41437998 [Report]
>>41437961

You do not understand the extent of the Mushroom Kingdom. Therefore the answer is no.
Anonymous No.41438023 [Report] >>41438066
>>41437961
Mushrooms are dangerous.

Never ever take lightly mushrooms.

Not to be messed with.
DIA Agent Shroom No.41438066 [Report] >>41438097 >>41438128
>>41438023
>Mushrooms are dangerous
Danger is what we need.
Anonymous No.41438097 [Report]
>>41438066
No.

If you are in tune with nature you do not seek danger. You simply are.
Anonymous No.41438128 [Report] >>41438160
>>41438066
Seeking danger indicates you are infected by a parasite
DIA Agent Shroom No.41438160 [Report] >>41438193
>>41438128
This is why we need to BECOME the danger. Take a hint.
Anonymous No.41438193 [Report]
>>41438160
I wish I could.
What?
Anonymous No.41441670 [Report]
>>41437878 (OP)
>>41438070 (OP)

sage this shit thread and fuck ops mama. Sage shit threads make the board a better place