Thread 41438431

Saturn makes those born under him petty, /2P/ malignant, care-worn, self-depreciating, solitary,
deceitful, secretive in their trickery, strict, downcast, with a hypocritical air, squalid, black-clad,
importunate, sad-looking, miserable, with a nautical bent, plying waterside trades. Saturn also causes
humblings, sluggishness, unemployment, obstacles in business, interminable lawsuits, subversion of
business, secrets, imprisonment, chains, griefs, accusations, tears, bereavement, capture, exposures of
children. Saturn makes serfs and farmers because of its rule over the land, and it causes men to be renters of
property, tax farmers, and violent in action. It puts into one’s hands great ranks and distinguished
positions, supervisions, management of others’ property, and the fathership of others’ children. Of
materials, it rules lead, wood, and stone. Of the limbs of the body, it rules the legs, the knees, the
tendons, the lymph, the phlegm, the bladder, the kidneys, and the internal, hidden organs. Saturn is
indicative of injuries arising from cold and moisture, such as dropsy, neuralgia, gout, cough, dysentery,
hernia, spasms. It is indicative of these syndromes: possession, homosexuality, and depravity. Saturn
makes bachelors and widows, bereavements, and childlessness. It causes violent deaths by water,
strangulation, imprisonment, or dysentery. It also causes falling on the face.

>>41438431 (OP)
>Saturn makes those born under him petty, /2P/ malignant, care-worn, self-depreciating, solitary,
>deceitful, secretive in their trickery, strict, downcast, with a hypocritical air, squalid, black-clad,
>importunate, sad-looking, miserable, with a nautical bent, plying waterside trades
This is why women love astrology, if tells them there flaws aren't their own fault or something they can change.

>>41438431 (OP)
What makes you poop when you're born under it?


Is poop really just dirt?

>>41438431 (OP)
interesting.

>>41438472
Go back to /sci/ and /pol/, faggot. Astrology is real.

>>41438431 (OP)
Now moon square saturn

>>41438431 (OP)
The majority od capricorns I've met were sincere and grounded. Real niggas

>>41438431 (OP)
>We are now living in the age of Aquarius. Not the one ruled by Uranus, but by Saturn, the Prince of Darkness. The Master of Cold. The Enduring One. The Black King on his Black Throne. The Keeper of Secrets and the King of Terrors. May his Name be praised. We are living in the spring of the age of black magic, and it's really a good time to be alive. But as for those puritans, those guardians of decency, those HYPOCRITES, it may not be for them.

>>41444024
I'm tired of this age already.

>>41444688
I'm doing pretty great compared to the masses of livestock cattle thanks to the Ghayat Al Hakim, I live a charmed life.

>>41444710
If your life is so great then why are you here reading my shitposts on a Saturday?

>>41445045
Because it was one of the few good astrology posts on this site. All of my planets are in Saturn ruled signs or being aspected by Saturn except for my domicile Jupiter. So my idea of a great life is not being a gregarious herd animal AND not having to answer to anyone.

Astrology is nonsense
A childhood friend of mine was born on almost the identical day and hour as me but our lives are not the same

>>41443774
>muh pol!
so OP is a troon then

are u telling me its over?

>>41446764
saturn has lots of positive stuff the old descriptions in these books are just to portray the sort of fullness. If you have a day chart at least it can be quite positive

>>41446740
>buzzwords
You playing and engaging in /pol/psyops makes you the yang of the troon/lefty pol you are hyperfixated on.
Get with the program.

>>41438431 (OP)
Saturn hammers you until you are shaped into what you should become or he will break you.

>>41446764
Anon, being earth dominant means it mkght take you aeons to achieve liberation but is a steady and secure path.
Fire is the quickest way. Water and air dominants are FUCKED in this age /yuga because they are contaminated.

>>41446782
its night right

>>41446797
Saturn is the captain of the ship during a typhoon storm. He has to do whatever it takes to get you to safety. It's tough love. He'll break your illusions; instead of keeping you in willful ignorance like his inverted son, Jupiter, who seethed when Prometheus brought fire to the mortals.

>>41446813
saturn is dignified and is the worst planet on your chart however it's not that emphasized so yeah you don't have a great placement of it.

However it isn't that emphasized on your chart. The most impactful houses are 1/4/7/10 and for you half of those are ruled by an exalted jupiter (positive planet) and the other half are ruled by mercury which rules itself which is decent. You saturn is opposing your jupiter which isn't great, however your night benefic venus (positive planet, though in detriment) is trining your jupiter and saturn so you have a decent way of dealing with it.

Your main influences are that mercury/moon in virgo in your 1st house (which also rules your 10th house/career) and your exalted jupiter in cancer which rules over your 7th and 4th house (relationships and early life)

Your saturn stuff will likely show up in like pleasurable hobbies, creating stuff, hobbies or kids or something. That's where your saturn is so it will be quite slow to get anything going (you also have neptune/uranus there) and you might have some bad stuff happen in that field, or tensions with it and your jupiter stuff but like it's just not that prominent. If you had this saturn but were born at a different time so it was in your 4th house or 1st house it would be much worse bu you have positive stuff there so i'ts fine

>>41446813
I'm Mercury overcharged with Saturn in my twelfth house. I have accepted my destiny of being a loner hermit. Only enjoying companionship (but of the most fiery and passionate kind) every few months.
Solitude is for the wise.

>>41446872
saturns in your first house bro it's literally below your ascendent. saturn capricorn in a day chart with a bunch of trines to venus/mercury is fine

>>41438431 (OP)
Saturn on 9th house? What's that mean??

>>41446806
I know almost nothing of astrology, mind interpreting this for me?

>>41446946
i do whole sign that would put it in your 10th/career one (for context 9th is foreign travel/philosophy/temples)

your career 1 is pretty crazy both diurnal planets out of sect and retrograde with a strong opposition from pluto sag (but that's ruled over my jupiter)

Career/work for you will probably be pretty crazy desu
saturn and jupiter retrograde in gemini 10th opposing pluto sagitarrius 4th house with a trine to neptune and uranus aquarius .... and your mars 1st house virgo squaring it...
that jupiter/career thing also rules over your 4th and 7th houses so very key ones. Jupiter is generally positive but yours is out of sect, in detriment and has that direct pluto opposition so...
So career is delayed, causes very significant shifts, not careless, tied in with significant meaning, all with that kind of gemini flexibility hopping around aspect and has a somewhat uncontrolled or disharmonious quality to it and creates conflict because they are both out of sect and have to deal with eachother. and that also rules over your home/early life and relationships.
your mercury/venus scorpio and 1st house mars virgo thing will be important

>>41447011
I am a fucking neet, I finished college and I couldn't find a job, currently applying for a master degree, don't know if i'll make it, does the chart reflect this aspect of my life SUCKING so much?

>>41447027
kind of yeah your 10th house thing is pretty crazy and hard to get a grip on.
you do have some decently placed stuff to deal with it though.
your 1-3rd houses mainly, particularly from that mercury.
So beauty/harmony and like communication and things with siblings/daily routines/neighborhood could help you quite a bitto get a handle on that since your mercury rules over that weird 10th house craziness. i'd look into the ways to lean into that.

>>41447050
Thanks, I guess that means I should try to do some art stuff, I actually have a knack for writing and receive good feedback from friends but haven't tried writing serious stuff.
Do you think my work life will be delayed for a long time?

>>41447067
oh yeah your 1st house mars is also very emphasized there and should actually be fairly constructive so you should be able to sort of be quite assertive with that kind of perfectionist angle? and that should be rather constructive.
Your chart has some pretty decent setup for writing/communicating like that. the scorpio mercury and venus should sort of have a penetrating quality. It also rules over your house related to money so I mean.
I could see writing well with venus/mercury 2nd house which together rules over the career house, philosophy/travel house, and money house could point to possibly figuring out a career from that less common angle. Hard to say though, it does point in that direction at least.

You have that mars assertiveness in the first house it also rules over so your 3rd house is like super emphasized so leaning into it can let you leverage that stuff.

The sort of most distinct thing on your chart in general is your mars/mercury ruling over eachother. so yeah if writing actually lead to something somehow it would fit imo

>>41447097
Thanks anon, appreciate the lecture and your time

>>41438431 (OP)
the dumbest shit this board has spread is saturn bad and saturn projecting the jews and saturn death. not going to make it. the jews know and you refuse to realize that saturn is on your side against kikes who have been around too long.

>>41438431 (OP)
I'm tired and bored of this shitty planet.

fuck you saturn

>>41438431 (OP)
was born under Saturn, can confirm. How do I change?

>>41444024
Why the one ruled by Saturn and not Uranus? Saturn was ancient ruler of Aquarius but now Uranus took main throne over it.

>>41446824
>>41446797
When I was small, I experienced peak Saturn technique during my first swimming lessons

We had absolutely no idea how to swim, that's why we were there in the first place. But the teacher made us all jump from heights, diving straight into deep water and barely managing to reach the surface. Naturally, we'd struggle to get to the edge and cling to it to breathe and you know, not drown? But he'd come and hit us on the head with a staff and over the fingers again and again until we let go, and sink to the bottom. We swallowed so much water, struggled like drowning victims and every time we managed to grab on for dear life, he'd strike us again and we'd sink back under.

I did learn how to swim, thanks Saturn but also fuck you

If I have Saturn in the 3rd house (amongst other planets), does that mean I'm retarded? I do feel retarded and I also had some speech delay as a kid

Sucks man. I'm a Jupiter Chad though so I can't relate :(

>>41448646
Uranus, Neptune and Pluto don't do anything. Nor do asteroids or anything like that. Outer planets throw the whole zodiac into confusion, it makes no sense for Saturn to suddenly not rule Aquarius, it's arbitrary retardation but you do you. Now *WHY* does Saturn rule Aquarius and Capricorn? Because it's the coldest and darkest time of the year when the Sun is in Aqua and Capricorn, and Saturn has those qualities, cold and dry. Cancer is the entrance to this world, Capricorn is the exit.
>The Sun and Moon, the two luminaries, are assigned to the two signs that correspond to the brightest and warmest times of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, Cancer and Leo. The other planets are assigned to signs by halving the zodiac between Cancer and Leo and assigning each planet to one sign on the solar half and each on the lunar half. Mercury is assigned to the two signs next to the luminaries, Gemini and Virgo, because it never travels more than one sign away from the Sun. Venus is assigned to the next two signs, Taurus and Libra, because it never gets more than two signs away. Jupiter and Mars are assigned to their signs Sagittarius and Pisces, and Aries and Scorpio, respectively, in this same way. Finally, Saturn is assigned to Capricorn and Aquarius because of the cold and lack of light during this time of the year.
The 7 planets when manipulated can break reality in half via magic whether that be via petitions or creating talismans of them (E.g. A Saturn talisman when he's in Aquarius). The outer planets do not produce such effects.

Am a hawk she said

I had sex, I don't need to share your hobbies make a socket drawer for you

That's for virgins

Can someone break this down, my life sucks but i have ambition

>>41449654
>Nooo u can't just add new knowledge/discoveries it confuses me and the universe!!

>>41449798
You are illiterate and don't understand what I'm saying. But have fun with the giant waste of time that is outer planet astrology.

He came out of a pussy that's not a virgo

>>41448646
The transpersonals and everything that was added posteriorly than Saturn, was put in astrology to obfuscate the cyclical symbology and its mapping to [sex] alchemy.
It was done by gatekeepers to hide some of these more indeepth meanings from the masses/normies.
7 planets+caput draconis+cauda draconis+12 houses[36 decans]+Midheaven/bottomheaven+ascendant/descendant with this you have everything you need to know

>>41449959
This anon knows whats up. The 36 decans especially are monstrously powerful, apparently stronger than both the planets and the zodiac in terms of effects. When utilized they can either make you extremely wealthy or utterly ruin your life (or can be used to ruin the lives of others). The criteria needed to make a decan talisman is very complex and unusual so they are extremely rare. Not only hard to find a seller that sells a genuine one but also extremely difficult to create.

>>41449959
Yes, someone put those planets up in the solar system to obfuscate the symbology. You're both faggots or just one samefagging

one thing to keep in mind and integrate (as in not dissociate the ancient rulers) from their signs, another to disregard the planets completely. Plus their discovery coincided with the energy they bring into the world

>>41449654
you're equating big as outer planets with asteroids lol

Saturn fingers typed these close-minded reply, trying to literally gatekeep

>>41450508
Read the greentext in that post again and learn what the Themi Mundi is, the physical universe is a flawed projection of the world of forms, yet the 7 planets are a handy atlas for us, since Saturn is the last planet visible to the naked eye and therefore the gate in and out of this world. Those big rocks floating around in space are just temple statues essentially of hidden principles of reality. The outer planets are irrelevant (Heliocentrism is irrelevant on that note too). The outer planets basically don't exist, and their physical presence is just the fact that this world is flawed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thema_Mundi
Drill this article through your skull. Or remain a bad astrologer forever.

>>41449654
Actually, the Earth is colder and farther from the sun in Cancer, and warmer and closer to the sun in Capricorn.

>>41449717
saturns more constructive for you but will be somewhat delayed but your career stuff should be very positive overall. It will be tied to your relationships which will also be very positive. your early life/childhood was probably shit.

You have some negative stuff from your mars but things related to other peoples money or just like psychological stuff will help you deal with it.
You'll have some issues with daily habits/toil and they'll be difficult and have some transformative stuff.

in general though your saturn is among the better ones you can have. Your jupiter is really good, and is prominent and is super helpful and is in the field of relationships.

As I said sorting out 8th house topics (which may be difficult and unclear and also be sort of slow to get sorted out but be really key for you in coming to terms with the negative stuff in your chart)

Anybody wanna give mine a shot? I also have a pretty strong saturn.

I who would walk across dimensions as yet unknown

Laws of space, time
Nay, even gravity itself
Futileasthe meaningless livesof men and insects

Who hath trodupon the imperishable stars
Whilst my sleeping form lay helpless yet unmolested
Protected by faithful slaves and inhuman servants

Who hath communed with those
Who dwell unwitnessed
On the dark side of our own lunar sphere
The eldest of the wanderers
Who hath gazed
Into the unfathomable all-consuming blackness
From which not even light itself can escape

Who hath lain in wait lurking
As a dark celestial predator
While the planets navigate their endless cycles

I hath foreseen the alignment
I have unveiled the hidden formulae
I shall walk across dimensions unknown
I will traverse the watery abyss
Of the blackened night sky

I who would dare that which has been forbidden
Who would hold hostage untold innocent worlds
To blackmail shameless constellations

I would defy the will of the gods
The path shall be made open
The secrets will be revealed
I shall not be denied
I shall not be denied
I shall not be denied

>>41449654
>Cancer is the entrance to this world, Capricorn is the exit.

Yes we are going to outer space unlike some of u cowards.