Thread 41438798

I was making some delicious sandwiches and I observed this strange phenomenon. See webm related. There is this strange color pattern visible on the surface of the ham.

What does this mean anons? Is Bill Gates or the CIA niggers coating our ham with 5G nanobots? Are they putting the covid mRNA vaccine in our fucking ham nowadays? This is very concerning,

>>41438798 (OP)
the ham glows

>>41438798 (OP)
its been like that for at least 30 years so 5g or mrna seems unlikely

You are what you eat.

>>41438798 (OP)
Don't click, OP's file is a cognito hazard designed to give you an aneurysm

>>41438798 (OP)

Yeah that is clearly spoiled. Cook it, peel it, and forget it.

>>41438798 (OP)
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/519239/why-some-cold-cuts-make-iridescent-meat-rainbows-and-why-theyre-still-ok-eat

>>41438798 (OP)
if you eat a rainbow, you'll shit out a leprechaun

It's just a sign of spoilage, throw it out, don't eat it

>>41438821
Those aren't real

>>41438930

Nah, that is different. Also that spot got discoloration. Spoiled. Smell would tell enough.

>>41438798 (OP)
That's oil stuck under a thin piece of meat.
Oily fish glows like that too.

>>41441545
>ham shine is normal
>Nooo! Th-this ham shine is special!
Notice the area above it is "discolored"as well . Ham has light and dark meat just like turkey.

>>41441545
Mold appears before you can see it, throw it out dummy.

Now this is my kinda thread. You schizos should post some picttures of your ham to compare results. Here is mine.

>>41442854
that image is AI generated

It's fucking...
Pink...
Ass cancer...
Don't mind it though...
The the over the top ness to it...
Ham that is...

>>41438798 (OP) OP, don't listen to the shills. This slice of ham is a gateway to the leprechauns' realm, a vessel filled with rainbow.

>>41438930
Nice try ciafaggot. OP DO NOT EAT THE BIOWEAPONIZED HAM

>>41438798 (OP)

IDK, probably some matrix shiz. They say it is do to the cut muscle fibers refracting light into a rainbow, but I never remember hearing or seeing this until a year or so ago. This is not normal.

>>41443998
Then you're from the non-shine timeline because it's done it as long as I can remember. I always assumed it was just because meat is greasy.

>>41438827
This.
Rainbows in meat is just spoilage.

Ham Psycho 100

>>41438798 (OP)
Hey OP, cookfag here, probably just leftover from the blade sharpening of the meat slicer which your average jeet forgot to clean up.
Just your average daily intake of heavy metals.
Still, that ham never saw a pork in its life.

>>41446604

Supposedly is the muscle fibers making a rainbow, sounds like bs to me.

>>41441335
They are real

>>41441335
>Those aren't real- ACK!

>>41446666
Checked

>>41438798 (OP)
Rainbow meat.
Means you're gay if you eat it.

>>41438798 (OP)
I believe this is a phenomenon known as thin film interference or structural coloration. Why it's happening in a particular spot on a slice of ham is beyond me.

Probably quantum optics being used to store data on ham slices. Nobody would notice but you are actually eating backup nuculer weapons codes

>>41443049
this OP, don't eat it, you will be permanently delitized if you eat the ham and cheese bologna sandwich

Y'all still eating meat? How's that going?

>>41438798 (OP)
I also see this in beef sometimes. I've eaten it and felt fine, probably just the structure of the muscle tissue acting as a prism.

>>41438798 (OP)
you get your slop like a good golem.

>>41438798 (OP)
What the fuck. I had never seen this before, and then I go to the store and see it for the first time ever.
Did I just get dumped into an iridescent meat dimension by reading this thread?

>>41438798 (OP)
Pretty cool but this is really a question for >>>/sci/
It looks like some diffraction effect btw

>>41451351
Maybe thin film interference from a layer of oil on the meat