Thread 41444763

Can any astrology fags tell me what age we are in? Some say the Age of Aquarius doesn't start for another 400 years, some say we have been living in it since the 1797, some say it's about to begin.
So what calendar are they going off of?

The age of Pisces came about with the birth of Christ--and considering each astrological age is about 2150 years--we have about another 125 years to go until we're in the age of Aquarius.

>>41444763 (OP)
It all depends on which astrology you consult, dumbass.

>>41444763 (OP)
Kali yuga, we have roughly 426,874 years left.

>>41444763 (OP)
>So what calendar are they going off of?
There is the year solar cycle. Usually it is divided in 12 subunits, by most of the civs throughout human history.
There is the PRECESSION cycle.
IT IS HERE IN THE PRECESSION CYCLE THAT ALL THAT FUN FUZZ BEGINS.
by analogy to the SOLAR year cycle, ancients subdivided the PRECESSION cycle in 12 subunits.
The main point is, people don't know EXACTLY how long the PRECESSION CYCLE is. Some say it is 21k years some say it is 24k, 25k, 26l up until 36k.
Also the ancients called this precession cycle THE GREAT YEAR.
By analogy the human lifespan lasts 1 or 2 "days" in this GREAT YEAR cycle.
Ok so let's do some math:
1 "day"=66 years
66year times 365=?
66years times 360=? [By equivalence with the geometric circle]
Now if you pick the lifespan as being 71 years the calculation checks with astronomyfags know of the PRECESSION
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_precession
Congrats you unlocked [*archeostronomy*] esoteric knowldge, and can get into the "archeostronomy esoteric knowledge" RABBIT HOLE

>>41444763 (OP)
the age of aquarius officially kicks off in two weeks
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic

We arent in the age of Aquarius, but it is a very aquarian era as pluto is in Aquarius for the next 20 years

We are also in what i and others have called the age of air. every 20 years we have something called the great conjunction, well in 2020 it was actually more special as it moved out of the earth element into the air element, this will last about 200 years or so


https://worldastrologyreport.substack.com/p/the-age-of-air-what-it-is-and-why

>>41444763 (OP)
Aquarius = Uranus = mind = electricity = technology, also Saturn = coldness, insensitivity

Personally, I think we are in the Age of Aquarius, although adults are very influenced by the Age of Pisces

>>41444763 (OP)
anon, forget everything your cucked textbooks taught you. Based German scholar Gunnar Heinsohn just dropped the ultimate redpill: **THE ENTIRE 1ST MILLENNIUM AD IS FAKE NEWS**. Here's why academia is seething:

**STRATIGRAPHY GIGACHAD MOMENT**
>dig anywhere in Rome/Jerusalem/Constantinople
>"1st millennium" layers all at same depth
>Imperial Rome (1st-3rd "century") DIRECTLY UNDER Carolingian shit (8th-10th)
>no gap for 700 years of "dark ages"
>MFW Byzantines and Franks were neighbors all along
>archaeocucks malding over missing strata

**HISTORY IS A GLITCHED NPC SIMULATION**
>every 300 years, SAME EVENT triplicated:
>-230s, 530s, 930s all have "comet apocalypse" records
>-Khosrow I and II? SAME KING. Coptic, Arabic, Latin scribes just Ctrl+V'd the story
>-Charlemagne's empire (800 AD) is just Otto I (936 AD) with a name swap
>tfw your Holy Roman Emperor is a DLC reskin

**DATING METHODS ARE PSEUDOSCIENCE**
>Egypt's "Sothic cycle"? Astrological fanfiction
>Assyrian king lists? Glorified dynasty warriors DLC
>bonus cringe: AD calendar didn't exist before 1000 AD
>MFW Jesus was born in 700 AD but the Vatican won't refund my indulgence

**WHY THIS MATTERS**
>Actual timeline: Augustus ruled ~700 AD
>Phantom years 1-700 AD INVENTED by monk cope
>Comet impact in 930s nuked civilization -> reset history
>Entire "ancient" empires (Parthians, Sassanids) were just medieval border skirmishes

**FAQ**
>Q: BUT MUH SOURCES???
>A: All "ancient" texts written post-1000 AD. Checkmate.

>Q: Why the cover-up?
>A: Church needed longer timeline to justify Bible lore.

>Q: Proof?
>A>stratigraphy doesn't lie. Your "experts" do.

History is a looted corpse. Heinsohn's 300-year compression explains:
>-No Roman "decline" - they Yeeted into feudalism overnight
>-"Dark Ages" were just boomer historians projecting
>-Jesus was alive during the Tang Dynasty (don't think about it)

>>41450420
Current year is ~1324 AD because the length of the Roman empire was triple counted. It only lasted ~300 years. Careful analysis of stratigraphy and coins reveals this.

>How Fake Is Roman Antiquity? (Part I)
https://unz.com/article/how-fake-is-roman-antiquity/

>How Fake Is Church History? - The Gregorian Coup and the Birthright Theft (Part II)
https://unz.com/article/how-fake-is-church-history/

>How Long Was the First Millennium? - Gunnar Heinsohn’s Stratigraphy-Based Chronology (Part III)
[BEST INTRODUCTION TO THIS TOPIC]
https://unz.com/article/how-long-was-the-first-millenium/

>Archive of the Latest Articles by Gunnar Heinsohn
https://q-mag.org/gunnar-heinsohns-latest.html

>>41444763 (OP)
Nobody knows when the age of aquarius really will gonna start. We know it's near, but how much? Nobody knows.

>>41445701
Step one: Launch the nukes