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11/9/2025, 5:50:41 AM
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Book of Revelation Explained
>THE FLAVIAN DYNASTY DID IT
>Vespasian, Titus, Domitian - the ultimate based patricians
>decided to create an entire religion to mind-control the Jews after they lost the war
>not even joking, this is 100% provable
>they created "Jesus" as a composite character of the 5 deified Caesars
>Julius Caesar, Augustus, Claudius, Vespasian, Titus - all mixed together
>literally copy-pasted the passion narrative from Caesar assassination onto Jesus
>Francesco Carotta proved this in "Jesus Was Caesar"
>both die at the 9th hour
>both betrayed with a kiss
>both have resurrection narratives
>it's not even subtle
>BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER
>there are TWO different Christs in the New Testament
>the first one (Christ-Titus) was for Jews only
>required you to follow the Torah while worshiping a Roman guy
>Jews looked at this and said "this is bullshit" and went back to the Rabbis
>so Titus's version failed lmao
>enter Domitian with his 5head plays
>Domitian has an "epiphany" around 90 CE
>realizes: why limit this to Jews? Make it for the ENTIRE empire
>creates the character Paul to say "Christ fulfills the law, don't follow Torah"
>suddenly everyone can join
>Christ-Domitian (the final Christ) is now universal religion for all Romans
>the guy literally called himself "Lord God" and demanded worship
>he IS the final Christ according to his own writings
>this man had HAMMER TOES and they encoded it into Revelation as "feet of bronze"
>peak levels of unfunny boomer humor
>the whole court laughed about it
>fast forward to 96 CE
>Domitian gets assassinated
>before dying, he writes Revelation himself
>not John, definitely not John
>just Domitian flexing on future generations
>writes it entirely in hidden allegorical code
>only people who know about Caesar's Messiah can even begin to decode it
>typical Roman move
>Vespasian, Titus, Domitian - the ultimate based patricians
>decided to create an entire religion to mind-control the Jews after they lost the war
>not even joking, this is 100% provable
>they created "Jesus" as a composite character of the 5 deified Caesars
>Julius Caesar, Augustus, Claudius, Vespasian, Titus - all mixed together
>literally copy-pasted the passion narrative from Caesar assassination onto Jesus
>Francesco Carotta proved this in "Jesus Was Caesar"
>both die at the 9th hour
>both betrayed with a kiss
>both have resurrection narratives
>it's not even subtle
>BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER
>there are TWO different Christs in the New Testament
>the first one (Christ-Titus) was for Jews only
>required you to follow the Torah while worshiping a Roman guy
>Jews looked at this and said "this is bullshit" and went back to the Rabbis
>so Titus's version failed lmao
>enter Domitian with his 5head plays
>Domitian has an "epiphany" around 90 CE
>realizes: why limit this to Jews? Make it for the ENTIRE empire
>creates the character Paul to say "Christ fulfills the law, don't follow Torah"
>suddenly everyone can join
>Christ-Domitian (the final Christ) is now universal religion for all Romans
>the guy literally called himself "Lord God" and demanded worship
>he IS the final Christ according to his own writings
>this man had HAMMER TOES and they encoded it into Revelation as "feet of bronze"
>peak levels of unfunny boomer humor
>the whole court laughed about it
>fast forward to 96 CE
>Domitian gets assassinated
>before dying, he writes Revelation himself
>not John, definitely not John
>just Domitian flexing on future generations
>writes it entirely in hidden allegorical code
>only people who know about Caesar's Messiah can even begin to decode it
>typical Roman move