Thread 41449431

Don't drink alcohol. In some other language it's called alcohool, which means it's demonic. There's a lot of other stuff that's bad too, but I don't have time to list all of them. Just know that most things are bad or demonic and you should basically spend every day reading the Bible and boring yourself to death so that you can get into heaven. For starters, just fear everything and you'll probably be good.

>>41449431 (OP)
What a total loser you are!

>>41449444
That's not me.

>>41449444
This thread got deleted because it was too real and the Illuminati didn't like it.

>>41449444
Why would you mistake me for someone who's going to hell when I'm telling you how to avoid hell, idiot?

>>41449431 (OP)
The only posters more irritating than the Christian spammers on this board are the LGBTQRZ+++ people who spend every waking moment of their lives seething about Christianity.

>>41449431 (OP)
>Don't drink alcohol
>In some other language, it's called alcohool, which means it's demonic
It is Arabic. And alcohol is not demonic, it just makes your soul more receptive.
Which means that you can easaly pick up on the vibe of the room you are in or are more influenced by spirits (good or bad). Also if you have problems internally school will make you act out.


It is fine and socially healthy in small amounts, but easy for some people to misuse. And if you misuse it, you will have demons and bad spirits latch on to you and feed on your loosh.

>should basically spend every day reading the Bible and boring yourself to death so that you can get into heaven
Death cult.

Meditate on the runes, pray to your god and ancestors, and take care of your family and friends.

>>41449448
>>41449452
>>41449458
Hope you get it together, Anon. Call your mother and tell her you love her.
It will do good for both of you.

>>41449463
Christianity deserves every once of ridicule it gets. I straight up stop taking someone seriously when I learn that they're a Christian. I'm sorry but once I know you're a Christian, I just can't get around that to the point of taking you seriously. You believe in a gigantic invisible man who can read your mind and seethes when you jack off.

>>41449475
Fucking cry, faggot.
Nobody forces you to think about this shit.

>>41449473
>Hope you get it together, Anon.
That's not me though. That guy sounds nothing like me. I'm all about praying and all that shit, which is why I'm also saying don't drink alcohol because it's called alcohool which is fucked up.

>>41449481
I never said they did. This is just your way of begging me to stop mocking you.

>>41449494
You can't even read, faggot.
I'm not even Christian. I am mocking gay people who seethe about Christians when they could just go do literally anything else.
Here I can say Christcuck or whatever because it doesn't bother me because I'm not Christian.
You are still a retarded queer, though.

>>41449506
>I'm not even Christian.
You are, you're just afraid of my ridicule so you're pretending not to be for this thread. Are you sure God is okay with that? Isn't he going to punish you for leading people astray? As for the gay stuff, I couldn't care less about your repressed homoerotic fantasies that you try to bury with all this dogshit.

>>41449506
How is this not cute as fuck? Are you stupid?

>>41449512
This is fucking hilarious.
>Oh you're not the thing I'm attempting to apply to you
>Well that ackshually means you are!
I get that we have a fat orange retard in office and that you're probably scared because you see bits of your woke shit getting rolled back. This is how you feel you can "push back". That's fine and all but it's still disgusting to be gay and that has nothing to do with Christianity.
Do you try to dismiss all disgust with you as purely Christian or Christian influenced? If you believe that, you've been huffing to many faggots farts kek

>>41449506
Sorry, I'll take sexy femboys and trans girls over sitting and angrily thinking about an invisible old guy who hates you like you're fucking eighty years old any day. And I'm not even gay.

>>41449524
No, it's just that people like you are embarrassed about your beliefs because some part of you knows they're retarded so sometimes you pretend you're not one of them if it helps you in a particular argument. God will remember this, though.

>>41449431 (OP)
I don't fuck the other women

We were equals you know, just dumb virgins, now is the virgin and the hawk

>>41449533
I'm pretty sure Christianity says they have to be loud and proud at all times. Neither of us would know, however, not being Christians and all kek

>>41449537
Go to bed, grandpa.

>>41449538
Trust me, you're not as good at lying as you think you are.

>>41449506
Fuck it, here's your (You)

>You are still a retarded queer, though.

That's just a compliment to Us on Certain Layers : P

>>41449541
You want that to be true SO fucking badly lmfao
Id tell you to stay mad but you're a seething faggot so I don't have to. The fact that other faggots are now chiming in to admit their butthurt shows your hand too kek

>>41449444
This really wasn't as damning as you think it is and I still took the piss out of your religion so I win. Deleting comments and revising them is seen as some sort of horrible felony on this website.

>>41449545
I like how now that you've taken on this role you just have to sit there like a cuck while I trashtalk your retarded shit that you know is retarded lmao.

>>41449545
This is the same affliction that Jordan Peterson has. You know that saying you're Christian is cringe and discredits you so you lie about it. I promise you, I've known enough Christians in my life that I understand every type of Christian there is, and you're the shy, self-aware type.

>>41449431 (OP)
What's the sauce here? I want to eat and fuck that ass sooooo baaaaaddddddd bros

So you were more advanced and I was dumb and unexperienced

Why you need me now?

>>41449638
Brandi Love's twitter.

>>41449647
I saw a guy doing what you're doing right now one time in a Burger King when I was a kid.

>>41449444
>Ha! He revised a post! I got him, due to an arbitrary rile that I enforce since I'm completely fucked otherwise.

>>41449444
>Ha! He revised a post! I got him, due to an arbitrary rule that I enforce since I'm completely fucked otherwise.

>wants to tell me alcohol is demonic
>posts goonbait and appeals to constant fear and boredom instead.
I won't take your advice, demon.

>>41449707
>I won't take your advice, demon.
So you're just totally fine with being a complete and total retard then?

>>41449707
>H-he said something I don't like! He must be a... le demon!

>>41449681
Wasn't me, took me a whole life to say this things anonymously online, now they will doxx me and my life will be over

This is the price of being a brave virgo

>>41449730
Can you fuck off?

>>41449669
nice. thanks