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Anonymous No.41451831 [Report] >>41452389 >>41453620 >>41453961 >>41454231 >>41454458
Buddha the piggie shat himself while eating pork
>According to the Mahaparinibbana Sutta, the most reliable source on the Buddha's death, he fell ill suddenly after consuming a meal known as "Sukaramaddava," which is traditionally translated as "soft pork" or "pig's delight".
>This meal was offered to him by a metalworker named Cunda Kammaraputta.
>The sutta describes the onset of his illness as immediate, with severe stomach pain and the passage of blood from the rectum.
>While the exact nature of the food remains debated, some scholars suggest it may have been tainted pork or a poisonous mushroom.

Did he transcend suffering as blood was pouring out of his anus, or was he crying like a little bitch, praying to Jesus to save him?

Surely the buddha was enlightnened enough to avoid suffering as he had a diarrhea that included all of his insides, or was he enlightnened at all?
Anonymous No.41452121 [Report]
Bhuddism is the most retarded death cult there is.
Anonymous No.41452160 [Report]
dont accept shit from strangers
Anonymous No.41452389 [Report] >>41452419
>>41451831 (OP)
>Did he transcend suffering as blood was pouring out of his anus?
No? He reincarnated. Budai isn't the Buddha.

>or was he crying like a little bitch, praying to Jesus to save him?
Jesus came after Buddai.
Anonymous No.41452419 [Report] >>41452497 >>41452500 >>41454047
>>41452389
>No? He reincarnated
so the buddha didnt escape samsara ? i thought that was the whole point of his religion
>Budai isn't the Buddha.
i am not talking about Budai, i am talking about Buddha
>Jesus came after Buddai.
For me Jesus is God and he existed since the creation of the world and before that
Anonymous No.41452497 [Report] >>41452505
>>41452419
>i thought that was the whole point of his religion
It is, and beings that reach the nirvana can compassionately come back to help other reach the nirvana.
>For me
Yes, for you.
Anonymous No.41452500 [Report]
>>41452419
because you're a fool clinging to your silly little belief system
Anonymous No.41452505 [Report]
>>41452497
>can compassionately come back to help other reach the nirvana
i suppose the buddha didn't have enough pork chops the first time, came back for a second round
Anonymous No.41453601 [Report]
The Buddha did not teach or say any of this
Anonymous No.41453620 [Report]
>>41451831 (OP)
I'd rather die from the shits than nailed to a stick lol.
But the Buddhist "begging for food" idea doesn't really work in European cultures so yeah, that wouldn't happen to me. Besides I'm a vegan, I'm more hardline on diet than Buddhists.
They've some good ideas about how to cultivate the mind, and expound them in a relatively no-bullshit way.
Anonymous No.41453631 [Report]
Also at 80y/o, that's pretty nice.
Cheesus only made it to 33 before the world stopped putting up with his Semitic bullshit.
Anonymous No.41453961 [Report]
>>41451831 (OP)
His cook accidentally picked the deadly DESTROYING ANGEL mushroom instead of the identical looking harmless mushroom that's tasty.
Mushrooms aren't even worth fucking with.
Anonymous No.41454047 [Report]
>>41452419

OP what denomination are you
Anonymous No.41454205 [Report] >>41454231
poor ragebait OP
not very christian of you, this is actually not christian at all, and just most likely some anger outlet which is pretty pathetic, please consult to your priest,
God shall look upon this moment in your life with dissapointment
Anonymous No.41454231 [Report]
>>41451831 (OP)
>>41454205
>Christian "love" in action
Anonymous No.41454458 [Report]
>>41451831 (OP)
>Buddha shat himself
Based. Clean it up jannie
Anonymous No.41454674 [Report]
This thread reeks of simon silva