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11/9/2025, 8:25:11 PM
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Buddha the piggie shat himself while eating pork
>According to the Mahaparinibbana Sutta, the most reliable source on the Buddha's death, he fell ill suddenly after consuming a meal known as "Sukaramaddava," which is traditionally translated as "soft pork" or "pig's delight".
>This meal was offered to him by a metalworker named Cunda Kammaraputta.
>The sutta describes the onset of his illness as immediate, with severe stomach pain and the passage of blood from the rectum.
>While the exact nature of the food remains debated, some scholars suggest it may have been tainted pork or a poisonous mushroom.
Did he transcend suffering as blood was pouring out of his anus, or was he crying like a little bitch, praying to Jesus to save him?
Surely the buddha was enlightnened enough to avoid suffering as he had a diarrhea that included all of his insides, or was he enlightnened at all?
>This meal was offered to him by a metalworker named Cunda Kammaraputta.
>The sutta describes the onset of his illness as immediate, with severe stomach pain and the passage of blood from the rectum.
>While the exact nature of the food remains debated, some scholars suggest it may have been tainted pork or a poisonous mushroom.
Did he transcend suffering as blood was pouring out of his anus, or was he crying like a little bitch, praying to Jesus to save him?
Surely the buddha was enlightnened enough to avoid suffering as he had a diarrhea that included all of his insides, or was he enlightnened at all?