Thread 41452807

Atlast this, disclosure that. I just want to befriend the aliens

Same. They seem like they’d be fun to hang out with. I also want to know more about alien chicks.

National security is fake and gay.

>>41452807 (OP)
>enters your home
>rattles your christmas tree
>eats dinner
>leaves

>>41453446
>Be Xic'Xoc
>Planet exploded
>Lord Zorg orders you to establish communications with fat italian man
>show him cool orb and let him go
>Lord Zorg orders me to assign fat italian man as the representative of humanity
>Lord Zorg orders me to designate a landing zone and bury a beacon for later
>Lord Zorg orders me to establish entire underwater earth colony
>Lord Zorg orders to forget it and leave
>MFW