A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this

>What to expect
There are lots of different ways to get stuck into zorbing. It usually involves an adventure inside an inflatable ball, but you could end up rolling down a hill, travelling across water, or even playing football. You may find that different activities suit people of different ages – chat to whoever will run to session to see what they’d recommend for your group.

>What you’ll learn
Most people probably won’t have tried zorbing before, so it’ll give people a chance to take a deep breath and try something new. They’ll have to dig deep and support each other to find their brave and give it a go.

>Fun facts
The greatest distance travelled by a zorb ball in a single roll is 570 metres. The record’s held by Steve Camp from South Africa, though his magnificent journey happened in New Zealand in November 2006. How far did you travel?

>Handy hints
-Dress for the occasion. Check with the centre to see if they have any rules about what you should (or shouldn’t) wear, and pass the information on to everyone else.
-Grab some extra hair bobbles. People with long hair will probably need to tie it back. Take a few extra hair ties, just in case anyone forgets.
-Have something else planned. If you’ll have to take it in turns, prepare another activity to keep everyone entertained when it isn’t their turn in a zorb.

I'M ZORBIN'

I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY

>>168802
Ayys were truly ahead of our time

If you're not zorbing off a cliff to your death what is even the point?
https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=hzGupYNM-5k9iJd3

>the last thread was deleted
is there no justice in this world?

>>170902
meanwhile the fucking Dim Mak general stays up.
Sad ;_;

>>170902
The powers that be don't want common people to know about extreeeem zorbing.

With a zorb, you can go anywhere you like

How much does it cost to get into zorbing?

>>175410
Pretty exzorbitant

>>167995 (OP)
Is zorbing safe for dogs?

>>176664
Only strong dogs

>>176664
Safer than just flying downhill without a zorb.

>>169943
We must construct a zorb that can withstand atmospheric entry.

>>167995 (OP)
where my zorb niggers at?

>>178336
Right here brother

>>177112
Brother... I'M BURNING UP!

kwab

>>167995 (OP)
Do people actually do this shit on this board or is it just a meme?

>>180800
Bro everyone's zorbing where the fuck you been

>>180910
Apparently not living my best life. How do I join the club?

>>180948
Nigger if you can't find out how to zorb I ain't telling you.

>>181130
Peak faggot mode
>>180948
Here you go.
https://www.zorbingtime.com/zorbing/

https://wonderopolis.org/wonder/how-do-you-zorb

>>181241
Based zorbassador

I know they don't like scooters at skateparks, but how do they feel about zorbers? Will they bully me?

>>184606
>Will they bully me?
They'll try.

My bitch wife won't let me get a SportZorb, says the base model is plenty enough

>>167995 (OP)
>Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
wat

>>184606
>Will they bully me
I’m sure it’ll bounce right off of you.

judge dredd predicted zorbing

zorbcore
https://youtu.be/Kh80jJNgRrY

>>184606
What are they going to do against a guy in a zorb?

>>187453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

>>188251
lol okay

I heard zorbing is going to be at the Paris olympics

Feels so crazy that they're actually bringing back zorbing at the Olympics, it's been so long. Did anybody honestly think they'd do it?

>>194368
No fucking way... Zorb bros, we are going home, at last.

zorb bump

zorbGODS how we livin?

>>197105
I'm still hyped for the Olympics. Can't wait to see these classic contests back, like the king of the hill one

It's raining... but it's not like it matters when I'm wildin inside a zorb, fully protected from the elements. How can skateboarders even compete?

>>169943
how the hell do you retards manage to make this shit more dangerous than flying planes

>>201048
You have no control over zorb. It's the equivalent of throwing glider with locked controls off the cliff and hope it will still land perfectly somehow. It only works in extreeeeeemely controlled environment.

>>201048
One must surrender oneself to the Zorb to achieve enlightenment and/or death.

>>187471
Q invented zorbing.

>>204518
That’s bullshit but I believe it

>>167995 (OP)
I'd like the concept of zorbing better if it was more like super monkey ball. When are they gonna make monkey ball zorbing? Maybe then it actually would be an extreme sport.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=REzwg6jfgIs

>>210651
Mmm now that's badd ass

>>206135
They had something like that back in the 1972 Olympics, there was a track with jumps and stuff. But what the hell happened, I didn't see any zorbing this year, I thought they were bringing it back

>>215132
>disgracing the noble sport of zorbing with AI slop

>>215184
I think it's acceptable given that all the original photos were burned by the anti-zorb lobby before they could be digitized.
Speaking of lobbies, did you know there was a zorb event planned for 2012 Olympics in London? We were so close to greatness...

Santa Claus zorbs

>>215234
if zorbing really becomes a permanent olympic sport, all of the underground zorbing rings will lose what makes them special when all he proffesionals pivot over to officially sanctioned events. The olympic committees would probably force everyone to wear special suits for saftey reasons, outlaw the use of lubricants, and forbid zorb decorating.
not to mention the substance abuse/doping etc, but everybody already knows that's a problem.

>>218497
>zorb suits
And then they'll ban the event because everyone passed out from heat stroke.
But to be honest, I don't think underground zorbing is all that great. Needlessly dangerous courses only attract bloodthirsty rubbernecks, and they will never appreciate technical zorbing.

It's Zorbing Time!

KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (WHAT?)
KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (C'MON)
NOW I KNOW YOU BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
Z-O-R-B CLIMB IN HAVE NO FEAR
PEOPLE IN THE ORB KEEP YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY
CAUSE IF YOU FALL OUT, THEN YOU WILL DIE

>>230848
lmao