Dan edition

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>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/

>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

>>225226
Old enough to be Dan's papa-san.
Aonishiki turns 21 on senshuraku

>>225226
His longevity is truly amazing, and inspires me to stay as fit as I age.

>>225226
Genuinely curious to know what will eventually get him to miss a match.

>>225248

>>225214 (OP)
I just can't bring myself to get on the Aonishiki hype train. It's like there's a mental block preventing me from even imagining him in the san'yaku.

What's up with Asanoyama anyways? Is he going to try to make the climb again once "healthy"?

>>225258
I think he's got enough left in the tank to get back to the joi before a career-ending injury.

>>225248
The dude who finally wallops him hard enough to produce a career ending injury will become an all time sumo legend

>>225261
I just hope he gets matched up against Asonoyama this time up.

Horseshitryu injured, plans on skipping the basho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jSi5E5XELA

>>225268
Man if you are gonna shitpost with your terrible nicknames and chris sumo videos, at least watch the video first so your shitposting is correct.

>>225268
>Neph injured
>Zak potentially still not at 100%
It's literally free real estate for Onosato.

>>225273
His master's in hot water at the moment and won't have been focusing on training properly. Additionally, Onosato and his stablemates might be worrying about the possibility of having their stable temporarily closed.

>>225275
My God, we may be heading right into the Perfect Clown Basho Storm...

>>225276
Oh boy, time to throw another dart at the board for which random maegashiras go unbeaten for the first week again!

Chaos Lord Shodai shall rise again

>>225277
Gonna go with Kotoshoho, he was fighting injured the past couple basho and might do well with reduced competition.
Also holy fuck I just realized how far down Mitakeumi's fallen, one more losing score and he'll be in juryo.

>Takerufuji
>Ichiyamamoto
>Aonishiki
There's your 7-0s. Screencap this.

>>225276
Every basho is a fucking clown basho

>>225280
Oho 13-2 yusho. Loses to Shodai and Takayasu.

>>225277
At last, it's Takarafuji's turn.

>>225282
Beats Abi via nodowa. Makes Onosato, Gonoyama, and Takeru go backwards at the tachiai. Kotozakura is completely unable to move him. Hip throws Hoshoryu.

Bros I can't stop consuming heyasloppa.

>>225286
I just wish they coordinated their content releases to stagger them out through the week.

>kotozakura is winning his practice bouts
>his practice bout opponents
grim. neberzuna

>>225290
Are those sacks for capturing the children afterwards? Could this be how they get the meat for chanko?

>>225276
>>225277
>noob fans are now so brain damaged by the Hakuho Era that they think it's a clown basho whenever the same yokozuna doesn't win the title

>>225291
yes. thats why numbers of people joining are down. less are making it to age

>>225286
the latest tatsunamislop is A+ garbage

>>225294
Is that a good or bad thing?

>>225290
Children... are strong!

Sumobros...we got too cocky.

>>225307
30 years ago the Hawaiians were diverted from promising NFL careers, so this may be one of those "equal exchange" black magic kinda deals

>>225296
Average Yamato fight.

>>225296
You can see the exact moment where Hakuho decides to expand his manlet collection.

>>225315
Yeah you can't buy fighting spirit and awareness like that. Kid certainly raised a lot of eyebrows.

>>225319
He joined Hidenoyama-beya a year ago judging from the file name, he's slowly climbing Jonidan right now.

>>217607
The new rankings mostly stay the same, but Takadagawa now supersedes Arashio, Sakaigawa outranks Tokitsukaze, Hakkaku has dropped way down the rankings to just below Nakamura while
Futagoyama has moved up to just behind Hakkaku and Ajigawa is now on the chart just back of Ikazuchi who are now following Onomatsu who have dropped to the slot behind Tokiwayama which now trails Kokonoe powered by Chiyoshoma surprising surge.

>>225320
>Hidenoyama
does that translate to "the hidden largest mountain" or "the largest hidden mountain"?

>>225322
It means "shut the fuck up who cares".

>>225322
Well, how about you check what 秀 in 秀ノ山 means and report back to this thread once you find out?

>>225324
Not that faggot but it looks like it means "excellent mountain" or "mountain of excellence".

>>225324
If he could decode Japanese, he wouldn't be asking, would he?

>>225327
I think the point is that it's weird to assume "ひで" has anything to do with "hiding", but I have to assume the original post was just making a joke about that similarity in the first place.

>Well, how about you check what 秀 in 秀ノ山 means and report back to this thread once you find out?

>>225329
No, but seriously, why would you think it was "hidden" mountain? That's fucking retarded.

>>225345
Are you really dim enough to not notice
>hiden oyama

did you also not understand back when people were making
>shiden and farden
jokes

4chan server is back from kyujo, he can still get KK
>>225329
Would you have preferred "this joke fucking sucked, I'll give you the Kasugano treatment for it" instead

>>225346
If the joke had been better, it wouldn't have been so misunderstood.

fresh chris slop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHuptuWyMs
its over for kirishitma

>>225356
Sounds like the worries about Nephew's elbows were just worries after all. Hopefully March will be bloodbath we'd hoped January would be.

Sounds like it'll be a two horse race between Hosh and 'sato.

>>225361
>PSSH PSSH PSSH PSSH PSSH

Skinny man

>>225364
He's finally broken free of the hamburger curse Ronald McDonald placed on him as a child

>>225364
>TFW no mo' hambaga

Bike anon pull up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1SNkt_n80
More sumo bike content than ever before

That's some nice sumo content you're watching there. Would be a shame if someone were to stick their third world brown face all over it.

>>225364
Goes to show how much effort he was putting in to stay at his fighting weight. Imagine if every rikishi tried as hard as he did.

>>225369
>Imagine if every rikishi tried as hard as he did.
We would never have another Yokozuna.

>>225364
No fucking way is that 'keisho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o9_bfwQ-WE

mmm tatsusloppa

>>225364
That’s got to be ozempic fueled.

>>225364
thats a shoop, here you can see in the unretouched orignal that takakeisho is still at his original width

>>225381
losing that much weight when you're THAT overweight wouldn't really take that long.

>>225381
Takakeisho at his peak was a little over 360 pounds at 5'9. For reference, that's fifty pounds heavier than Ura at his heaviest, who is the same height. Sustaining those proportions as an active rikishi takes an absolutely monumental effort, and when that effort is no longer put in, the weight physically cannot remain. I wouldn't be surprised if he was using weight-loss drugs, but if he just ate a normal amount for a month the weight would melt right off him anyway.

>>225385
>>225387
The trick for retired sumo wrestlers is not to just stop eating as much, but also to keep up active training while doing so. Post-retirement heart issues are usually caused by no longer training and being more sedentary, which prevents the heart from staying healthy.

>>225388
Its always encouraging seeing coaches doing shiko or light exercises while coaching.
And its easy to see who doesn't do that.

>>225387
Fatsos just don't want to admit that eating normally would lose their chub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaIA7LEhZYY
Akinoumi vs Terukuni, Haru 1942.
Made the cover of Baseball Magazine.

>>225393
He loosens his mawashi?
No hinkaku.

>>225395
Terukuni was known for that. From his jp wiki page:
>人気も高かったが、それを表すものの中にあだ名の多さがある。取組の最中に廻しが緩みやすいことから「ゆるふん」と付けられたが、それでも本人曰く「よく締まるように水の含ませ方にも注意してきつく締めていたのだ」という。

>>225395
Legitimate and bold tactic. Yes, loosening the mawashi protects you from belt grips to some extent. But if it becomes too loose and you expose yourself, it's an automatic loss.

>>225387
all he would have to do is stop aggressively stuffing himself with rice and the way active wrestlers do and he weight would just drain off with little effort fairly quickly. losing the last 20 or so pounds of excess weight is the only part of weight loss that requires any substantial willpower or effort