Anonymous
3/14/2025, 4:04:01 AM No.225912
>hehe stupid meathead you can't even do a martial a-AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!
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Anonymous
3/15/2025, 6:51:55 AM No.225951
>>225912 (OP)
Gouging is a martial art with a rich history
Gouging is a martial art with a rich history
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Anonymous
3/19/2025, 6:30:26 AM No.226114
>>225982
>With your hands in my face you can cause me trouble,
>But with this counter to your eyes, I will cause you even more trouble.
>This is the counter to the fourteenth play [20], and to any other play where my opponent has his hands in my face while grappling with me. If his face is unprotected, I push my thumbs into his eyes. If his face is protected, I push up under his elbow and quickly move to a presa or a ligadura.
14th century Italians already figured it out while jews were busy biting each other dicks off.
>With your hands in my face you can cause me trouble,
>But with this counter to your eyes, I will cause you even more trouble.
>This is the counter to the fourteenth play [20], and to any other play where my opponent has his hands in my face while grappling with me. If his face is unprotected, I push my thumbs into his eyes. If his face is protected, I push up under his elbow and quickly move to a presa or a ligadura.
14th century Italians already figured it out while jews were busy biting each other dicks off.
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Anonymous
3/19/2025, 12:05:18 PM No.226119
eye gouging is just "realistic" dim mak for the urban self-defense audience. both are supposed to be super dangerous attacks that will demolish anyone. both are "too deadly" to train. both never happen irl. both have a bunch of LARPers who can't fight.
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Anonymous
3/21/2025, 4:48:07 AM No.226221
>>226119
It is dangerous to use it in drills or sparring but it is super effective. It's a key arsenal in Jon Jones' gameplan.
It is dangerous to use it in drills or sparring but it is super effective. It's a key arsenal in Jon Jones' gameplan.
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Anonymous
3/26/2025, 8:39:46 AM No.226815
>>226221
i have a few bouncer friends who swear by just putting your hand in a dudes face, you dont have to do any damage, just covering his face is usually quite effective
i have a few bouncer friends who swear by just putting your hand in a dudes face, you dont have to do any damage, just covering his face is usually quite effective
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Anonymous
3/27/2025, 4:58:17 AM No.226911
>>226815
Fucking around with people's depth perception is something untrained people have no answer for. Even on high level it's not entirely solved. You often see a southpaw stick his hand far out against an orthodox fighter and it's an effective style
Fucking around with people's depth perception is something untrained people have no answer for. Even on high level it's not entirely solved. You often see a southpaw stick his hand far out against an orthodox fighter and it's an effective style
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 8:22:16 PM No.233391
>>226911
but what if they have no depth perception
but what if they have no depth perception
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:53:51 PM No.233410
>>225951
Orson Scott Card writes about it a bit in the Alvin Maker series. It must have been quite a spectacle to watch one of those fights, back in the day, but I'm skeptical about how common it actually was. Of course, the sort of people involved aren't the kind to keep comprehensive records, so we'll never know. A shame, it was by all accounts something quite unique.
Orson Scott Card writes about it a bit in the Alvin Maker series. It must have been quite a spectacle to watch one of those fights, back in the day, but I'm skeptical about how common it actually was. Of course, the sort of people involved aren't the kind to keep comprehensive records, so we'll never know. A shame, it was by all accounts something quite unique.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:36:04 AM No.233445
>>225912 (OP)
Even within the context of the FICTIONAL example you are using Oberyn only lost because he was trying to force the mountain to confess before finishing him off
Even within the context of the FICTIONAL example you are using Oberyn only lost because he was trying to force the mountain to confess before finishing him off
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:12:57 PM No.233825
>>233393
To circumsize him.
To circumsize him.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:06:39 PM No.234359
>>234294
wiktenauer
wiktenauer
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:18:27 AM No.234404
>>233445
Size matters in a fight. It doesn’t determine everything, and leaner guys can definitely be great fighters, but there’s a reason for weight classes, and it’s not to protect the larger guys from the smaller ones. Everyone knows this.
Size matters in a fight. It doesn’t determine everything, and leaner guys can definitely be great fighters, but there’s a reason for weight classes, and it’s not to protect the larger guys from the smaller ones. Everyone knows this.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:09:57 PM No.234516
>>225912 (OP)
how much weaker than you does someone have to be just to be able to 360 pimpslap them and do retarded shit
how much weaker than you does someone have to be just to be able to 360 pimpslap them and do retarded shit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:38:59 AM No.236931
>>225982
Price gouging is for sure their oldest martial art
Price gouging is for sure their oldest martial art
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:55:24 PM No.237270
>>234404
Which is a statement isn't relevant to the op whatsoever
Which is a statement isn't relevant to the op whatsoever
Mimicry ufo cunt
7/18/2025, 9:58:33 AM No.238061
>>225912 (OP)
I took a bullet because the cunt said he could shoot me cause it's a crime - he vanished. Newton's laws and fmxa are designed to take crime by kingdoms, those pains that show up at the end when your better - that's the force and you notice it was checking when U got shot too, they wait - so it don't work - if you sorta tell them to activate straight away not at the end - they can make your opponent vanish (if your lawful and they are criminal)
I took a bullet because the cunt said he could shoot me cause it's a crime - he vanished. Newton's laws and fmxa are designed to take crime by kingdoms, those pains that show up at the end when your better - that's the force and you notice it was checking when U got shot too, they wait - so it don't work - if you sorta tell them to activate straight away not at the end - they can make your opponent vanish (if your lawful and they are criminal)