StreetBeefs autist trained by Mighty Mouse - /xs/ (#228617)

Anonymous
4/26/2025, 1:05:06 PM No.228617
deathsentence
deathsentence
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Death Sentence is an autistic black guy that learned to fight from anime and Batman games. He has been consistently getting his ass chocked out in street beefs to the point of notoriety. He's quite a character, so much so he ended up being interviewed by Mighty Mouse and now it seems MM's agreed to put him through a proper training camp and documenting the entire process.
The first episode is hilarious but I'm wondering if this guy can rein in his autism somewhat and actually learn to fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIBIM3Z6SuE
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Anonymous
4/26/2025, 2:51:34 PM No.228625
>crippling autism
So he's halfway to being a pro already?
Jokes aside, I believe that with a good coach any able-bodied person can be at least a decent fighter. He won't be going pro, but if he has MM personally coaching him and he takes it seriously, he could realistically get to a point where he can heem just about anyone.
Anonymous
4/28/2025, 5:14:45 PM No.228840
>>228617 (OP)
I want to cheer him on but the fucker is just so damn autistic, it's hard to watch
Anonymous
4/28/2025, 7:46:57 PM No.228845
I think he's 2 moves ahead with his teleport technique
Poking someone in the eyes then running to the other side of them is based advanced strategy
Anonymous
5/4/2025, 3:58:06 AM No.229515
>>228617 (OP)
is this guy about to become the jason genova of martial arts?
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Anonymous
5/4/2025, 4:00:13 AM No.229516
Here we go boys
https://youtu.be/QLl1Xh2Ji3k?si=MDw38vGDiwtdHlsC
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Anonymous
5/4/2025, 4:12:03 AM No.229518
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>>229516
>whole camp of mma
>slap fights anyway
>wins via choke
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Anonymous
5/4/2025, 7:17:13 AM No.229528
>>229518
im quite impressed he even remembered
Anonymous
5/6/2025, 8:46:40 AM No.229774
>>229516
Illuminate was such a pussy. If he planned on quitting, then he shouldn't have talked all that trash.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:37:10 PM No.237994
>>229515
I haven't heard of that dude in ages. There was this one video where he shows up to this bodybuilder's office and the bodybuilder basically gives him 2 week's worth of freeze dried food, and Janoy Cresva still has the gall to ask for gas money and extra supplements, and all the comments were basically just "The Iron Extortionist strikes again!", and that shit made me crack up hard.