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>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/

>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

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>>230012 (OP)
for example this is what kokugikan would look like if it were topped by an enormous statue of Aonishiki

Aonishiki again? But we had him also last time and also before that too. I want something else than Aonishiki

3 sleep-os and i get to watch sumo

>>230014
they should add this to the new nagoya venue, there's still time

I don't want to look at the previous thread. Are fatties still coping in there?

>>230012 (OP)
You forgot the beyaslop list AGAIN you fanboy dolt

You are starting to make me not likr Aonishiki

First for Nabatame and Mita play off in Juryo

>>230012 (OP)
>Aonishiki AGAIN
There's more than one man on the banzuke, you know. I was watching sumo before Aonishiki came along and I'll be watching it after he retires too. He's not special or interesting enough to warrant four or five threads dedicated to him in the span of a couple of months.

Did Akebono get a thread when he died?

>>230032
OJ did.

>>230019
We're at the mercy of the one guy autistic enough to make a new thread just because the image cap is hit.

My boy Trannytame is going to yusho this time. Get ready for the timeline where he is making a zuna run in a year.

>pushing your new juryo debutant to the brink in training right before the meet
Hmmm, I wonder why Kiryuko broke both his knees. Boggles the mind it does.

>>230046
He obviously didn't train hard enough.

>>230024
make a thread in /ck/ for it or something, watching koga cook & eat has little to do with sumo

>>230049
Eating is half of sumo training, anon.

>>230049
>watching a sumo wrestler performing part of his responsibilities as a sumo wrestler has little to do with sumo
If you're just here for the fighting there are plenty of other sports available. Nobody talks about what the UFC champion had for dinner on Tuesday. However, we're sumo fans here, and chanko duty is just as much a part of sumo as a playoff for the Emperor's Cup is.

How about we collectively ignore new threads made by this Aonishiki ass slobbering retard from now on?

>>230053
He'll stop making them when Young Dan has his first absolute stinker of a basho.

Chris says that Hosh is kvetching about his elbow.
Also Takayasu both says he has a bad back and that he is going to get back to ozeki. Its pretty much one or the other, make up your mind fatso.

>>230054
Onosato went directly from debut to ozeki, never had an MK and probably never will. Dan seems to be on the same path.

>>230056
Thus far, Dan was in Makushita for one extra tournament, and they both spent two in Juryo, so Onosato has the edge so far. Aonishiki hasn't been in the top division long enough to speculate on how well he measures up, but probability is against him. Onosato's trajectory is an extreme outlier even for men who reach Makuuchi quickly - we've all seen promising youngsters stall out far more often than we've seen them go straight to Ozeki.

Lewd

>>230042
And also the mercy of the people who move threads just because he's made a new one.

>>230063
thats u doe. just go back to the other thread and all ur problems will be solved

I'm going to root against this neckless ukraine faggot from now on

just because I don't like your fanboy bullshit anon

>>230066
I did that one time, and none of you stayed with me :(

>>230014
This is what Kokugikan would look like if large painting of Aonishiki were put on the roof of the building and on nearby buildings

>>230067
And so the cycle continues

>>230071
Don't use passive language.

>>230072
His own brand of language is being used, and things are being taken day by day.

1923. A stormy morning at the heya. After the early morning practice, some of the lads (Genjiyama and Misugiiso) are taking the opportunity to play a quiet game of shogi. Tsunenohana took a bath, so he is having his hair redone by the tokoyama in front of the warm fireplace. Asogatake grins for the camera.

>>230072
your faggotry persists

>le ozempic stare

>>230078
If you're not pro-Ozempic after seeing what it's done for Takakeisho, there's something wrong with you. It's a miracle.

>>230078
a neck that hasn't seen the light of day since 2008

>>230076
>modern equivalent is Shunrai playing smash bros

>>230078
Prove hes on it
Losing weight is simple
CICO

>>230078
new probably has to throw out his wardrobe and buy all new closes once a week

CICO blyat

>>230084
Seriously. How many of those blue JSA windbreakers has he bought and worn once?

>>230079
He’s probably doing tons of cardio along with keeping up with his weightlifting. He’s a professional athlete so he’s naturally goal-driven. He’s probably told himself he’s going to run the Tokyo marathon when he’s 30 or something.

It’s when there’s nothing left to compete for that they go to shit.

>>230088
None, the jackets are owned by the JSA and are returned when no longer needed.
And let's be real here, they can talk all they want about how the jackets were specifically designed for sumo elders and yadda yadda but chances are they just grabbed whatever was cheapest and printed the JSA logo on it.

>>230089
At the rate he's going, by the time he's 30 he's going to be able to pretend to be a 15 year old new recruit and start a second sumo career.

>>230090
Right now, the jackets are from Uniqlo due to a recent partnership in late 2024. Take that as you will.

>>230090
Either way
>Hey, yeah, I need a new jacket. I’m swimming in this one.
>Size? Oh, uh, this one’s an XXS, so let’s try the XXXS

For real, though, I’m genuinely happy for the guy. He probably feels better than he has in years and he’s also probably rich enough and young enough to get all that loose skin removed when he’s at a healthy weight.

>>230094
Hell he could start training in arashio or another muscle manlet stable, get some peds then fill that skin with muscle.

It's a shame for him he had to leave the sport but at the same time he's still so early in life with money being mostly solved he could turn into anything

>>230094
>He probably feels better than he has in years
It’s probably the first time since he’s been a kid that he’s gotten decent quality sleep.

Yeah, he probably looks absolutely melted with his shirt off, though. I’m sure his wife is happier he’s got more energy but she’s still having to tough it out.

>>230098
Boy's not fucking around. If he's lost so much so quickly he must have done it like a military operation and had a good idea of where he's going to be at any given stage. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already had the loose skin removed, he's speedrunning the whole process.

>>230099
>I wouldn't be surprised if he's already had the loose skin removed, he's speedrunning the whole process.
That’s unlikely. That’s a pretty traumatic surgery and they would want his weight to stabilize before performing the procedure. He’s still losing weight. They’re not going to do multiple procedures.
And he’s in no hurry. Like the other anon said, he’s still young so his skin has more elasticity than someone in their 40s.

>>230100
I'm not so sure he's still losing weight. It's impossible to tell without seeing more of his physique, but I don't see why he couldn't have reached a goal weight already.

I still miss him

>>230078
>Someone is losing weight? HE MUST BE ON OZEMPIC

>>230105
Americans can't fathom that going from 8k calories a day with excercise to 2k calories a day with the same excercise can work wonders.

>>230078
Okay but how's his thyroid

>>230107
A pound of bodyfat is around 3500kcal.

>>230107
>hurr durr

If you remove blacks and mexicans from the stats, white americans have the same obesity rates as europe

>>230108
Yeah, and a lifetime of his father stuffing him followed by his profession has probably left him pre-diabetic at the very least. Weight control can play a big part to managing that.
If he’s just 173cm, his doctors are probably advising him to get to around 73-75kg.

>>230070
Moar

>>230090
I read somewhere that they're fireproof though.

No, you aren't going to get me to care about the sumoshitter stars of beya sloppa, or whatever chris puts on his videos

I want hoshoryu printing kimboshis and rikishi injured from getting tossed off the dohyo (it is dishonorable to lose that bad without an injury).

Ochiai was a way cooler shikona than Hakuoho.

>>230109
meme

>>230114
sumo fans love seeing how terrible hosh is because its a humiliating end for the mong era. bambs will never recover from the damage hosh is doing to their reputation.

>>230115
Ochiai was just his name right? IIRC, that was not a good name because a certain reading of it could mean “he’s going down” which is obviously not ideal for a superstitious wrestler.

>>230119
Yeah he's going down, on your sister.

>>230118
The era wasn't Mongolian. Asashoryu himself stated when Kinbozan crushed Hoshoryu and won the yusho in January that the era was Kazakh.

>>230119
Why don't they just name themselves "Never Lose" or "Cup Hoarder" or anything like that?

>>230122
That is also bad luck, like saying the word "yokozuna" at your ozeki promotion ceremony.

>>230124
>name that suggests losing is bad luck
>name that suggests winning is bad luck
I've cracked it. The perfect name for a sumo wrestler is "Switches to Baseball in Middle School".

>>230125
This is why rikishi name meanings are dogshit.

>Great Village
>Sea of Hirado City
>Sakura Blossom of This Particular Stable

>>230125
You can suggest winning, you just can't press your luck. That's why we have Takanoshou (隆の勝) and Hokutofuji (北勝富士) etc. But the kanji for "definite" has zero results on sumodb.

>>230127
What's the kanji for "going to your yokozuna grandfather's grave and swearing to return and perform your dohyo-iri as a yokozuna"? Does that count as definitive???

>>230126

>>230129
Total Maegashira Death?

>>230129
Ten Men Doten

Clear mawashis when???

If the rikishi simply didn't wear mawashi then their opponent wouldn't be able to grab it and throw them

>>230134
Id throw you by your nutsack

>>230137
that's the tradeoff for being immune to belt throws

>>230137
tamanage

>>230139

>>230128
I would say that's filed under personal circumstances. It would be inappropriate to do that in an official capacity.

>>230134

5 more posts!
Hurry up!

>>230146
5 more posts before you'll make a new thread?

>>230125
>"Switches to Baseball in Middle School"

>>230147
>>230151
>"Billy, this is Yuki Hiradoumi. He's a former komusubi. He is one of the most undervalued rikishi on the dohyo. His defect is that he has baboon lips. Nobody in the sumo association cares about him because he looks funny. This guy could be not just the best sekitori in Sakaigawa-beya, but one of the most effective sanyaku in all of sumo."

Grand sumo preview has already aired, but its not up on the NHK site yet