A reminder to all Ameri-pigs: Laios isn't some fat lard pig just because he doesn't have abs in canon. He's a fit man with a healthy amount of body fat, not your overweight obese fanfic OC.
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I have room in my heart for all the Laioses. I love ripped bodybuilder Laios, I love strongfat Laios, I love chubby Laios, I love big fat boy Laios