Yotsuba & Schedules

Last chapter:
>>279529499

>>279562328
Fuuka my love

Done. It's serious business, don't you dare have fun.
See you tomorrow!

>>279562510
just a bad yume

>>279562821
Sankyuu

>>279562496
Note: Yotsuba died on the way back to her home planet.

>>279562299
is that....?
it can't be....

>>279562529
she's already learning girl behaviors

>>279562821
fanks OP
>>279563061
lmao

>>279562452
STOAHPPPPPPPPPPP

>>279562328
>>279562352
She really wants to be there

>>279562794
Ahh, the irrational behaviour of a little kid
>>279562821
Thanks

I hope Azuma meets his quota of at least one Fuuka per chapter from here on...

>>279562794
He's going to eat all the acorns

>>279562299
can't wait for the baddest teddy of them all

>>279562432
Payback for the ramen

>>279562392
This is the first chapter where Azuma stopped drawing Yotsuba's hair ties.

>>279562496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nYG991Goy4

>>279562664
her schedule reminds me of that zoomer meme kek

>>279562352
>fuuka will never imagine my dick and bare ass

>>279566809
no

>>279562313
>Juralumin
It's Duralumin. That's the joke.

>>279562468
My house, my rules.

>>279562328
>>279562352
My wife
>>279562821
Thanks anon

>>279568098
I guess they thought Ena's name (Julia) was just as important. It reads like an abomination.

>>279562529
>my first woman moment

>>279568098
Mangling 'Juliet' into 'Duralumin' doesn't really make sense in english.

Thanks OP
>>279562352
>Bare Butt Man!
>Oh No!

>>279566809
That was the happi chapter two back

>>279562821
Thanks, OP.
Nu-Yotsuba's not as good, but I still like it.

>>279571256
>Nu

vol.9 came out 16 years ago

>>279562328
>>279562352
>Hahaha oh noooo wouldn't it be embarrassing if Yotsuba's dad walked in front of a window with no underwear on
>I'd better keep watching just to make sure that doesn't happen

>>279570419
That's why everyone should learn Japanese

>>279562738
>everyone in japan gets their own personal stamp
I always thought that was cool

>>279562352
>Bare-butt man? I'm not interested, but I'd better keep watching just in case.

>>279562432
>>279562452
>>279562468
Worse than Yanda.
Sorry, I got a little heated. He's not worse than Yanda, but he's still pretty bad.

>>279562529
>>279562575
>Yotsuba's first woman moment
They grow up so fast...

>>279572987
That makes sense. Imagine having to sign your name in kanji every time.

>>279562821
Thank you for posting.

>>279562352
Fuuka should play as Bare-butt woman

I FOUND THE IMAGE I ASKED YOU GUYS ABOUT THAT NOBODY RESPONDED TO

>>279575440
not bare, but still

>>279562281 (OP)
yotsubest

>>279576099
bestsuba

>>279568098
The elevens do say Juralumin however

>>279562575
Caved again award.

>>279576186
Because that's the reading for Duralumin. It's spelled with a D in romaji and a ジュ in katakana.

>>279562529
Do women really?

>>279576128
Gomenasai! Gomenasai!

She's tanking that. Thanks for bumping us off page 10

>>279562623
damn kids don't know how analog clocks work

>>279568098
JURALUMIN!

>>279581927
Even once I understood how analog clocks worked, I still preferred digital. Always having to convert a graph into numbers is dumb when you can instead just instantly tell.

>>279575597
I tried to find it but I didn't have it and most yotsubato edits are so old that searching for them in the archives is a pain.

>>279582413
>Always having to convert a graph into numbers is dumb when you can instead just instantly tell.

That's exactly what you don't have to do. Numbers are only an abstraction, while how the circle is filled as time goes by is the most direct way of how we understand reality.

>>279562480
>>279562496
>/effect give YotsubaChan levitation infinite

>>279582926
First you need to focus on which line is the small and the big one, and then sure, you can roughly guess it's "somewhere in the afternoon", but to get accurate numbers you have to look exactly where the small and big line is "Let's see, the small line is...one line before half, so 5, and the big line is at 11, which is one short of full, which means 60-5=55, so it's 4:55"
sure this is done in like 3 seconds for someone who is good with it, OR, absolutely everyone can instantly tell in less than a second see it is "4:54pm" with a digital clock
maybe medieval people would be able to use an analog better for their activities than a digital one, but we in the 21 century use numbers for times for ALL of our schedules. We don't go by "somewhere early in the afternoon" we say "My meeting is at 5pm"

>>279562352
An idea I thought of a while ago that was inspired by this is of an onee-chan playing with her younger brothers by pulling the front of her shirt over her face, then using a marker to draw scary eyes on her bra cups and a scary mouth on her stomach to chase her brothers around as the "Booby Monster."

During one evening while playing the role, her male friend and possible love interest stops by unannounced. This leads to an embarrassing moment.

>>279580522
Score

>>279582413
you should check out the clocks the japs used 100 years ago

>>279585525
Seems easy to read as long as you know what the runes mean.

>>279585621
why yes, it is currently cow o'clock

>>279585688
Runes have more than a meaning, and even without knowing the runes in the inner circle, it's obvious the time is 5:30 in your example.

>>279585764
incorrect, the clock goes backwards from 9 -> 4

>>279585810
I guess I should clarify, it goes from 9 -> 8 -> 7 -> 6 -> 5 -> 4 -> 9

>>279585810
Yeah, I suck dicks. I was focused on the top numbers and just realized that the rest of the numbers don't make any fucking sense.

>>279585848
For what fucking purpose?

>>279585895
it denotes the length of an incense candle as it burns throughout the day
1, 2, and 3 aren't used because they're important numbers in buddhism (apparently)
9 means either noon or midnight, 6 is either dawn or dusk
yes, that also means there's only 12 hours in an entire day

>>279586114
12 hour days? It'll never catch on.

>>279585301
>sure this is done in like 3 seconds for someone who is good with it
This has to be bait. While I am willing to grant that reading the time from a digital clock is probably ever so slightly faster, the difference would be in milliseconds, no one takes more than a single second to read a clock of either kind.

>>279587566
This has to be bait. While I am willing to grant that reading the ROUGH time from a analog clock is around the same as a digital one, no one can get a precise reading in less than a second.

>>279587566
exaggeration more likely

>>279585414
now i'm imagining rule 63 yotsuba

>>279588762
imagine the smell

>>279590379
snips and snails and puppy dog tails

>>279585301
3 seconds lmao, anon the reading becomes second nature.

Yotsuba & Juralumin (Duralumin)

>>279592600
Ena's had enough

That's insane, Koiwai.

>>279587566
Only for someone who is very used to analog, while everyone can do it from a digital.

>>279592688
>>279592695
Yotsuba has finally outgrown her former communist upbringing and no longer thinks that all large, impressive buildings are built by the state. I'm so proud of her.

>>279592821
It was always weird to me how a girl as old as Yotsuba didn't have a stuffed animal until this chapter. Guess it's just an American thing to have a fuckton of them by the age of 5 or something.

>>279592737
BURG

>>279592805
>while everyone can do it from a digital.
Only people who are reasonably used to digital will be able to do it quickly. Digital doesn't have some special property where people who just learned how to read a digital clock yesterday will be able to read digital clocks quickly. Neither format has any inherent advantage when it comes to comprehension. The more you use one in your daily life, the faster you can gain the relevant information, that's just how the human brain works.

>>279592760
HUEG

Done. I think the kind of plushie one had as a kid tells a lot about that person.
See you tomorrow!

>>279592966
mwee

>>279592921
It's not just American, they are extremely common here in Europe as well. I think it's because it's an incredibly easy birthday/Christmas gift to give to a relative's or a friend's kid when they are very young. They aren't going to choke on it at least and the child may even form an emotional bond to the toy which is less likely to happen if you buy some plastic crap.

>>279592997
Sankyuu o/

>>279592975
>>279592983
Wait, is Juralumin female in the Japanese as well, or was this a choice the translator was forced to make? I always default to thinking teddy bears as male unless they have female clothing, probably because Teddy is a male name.

>>279592661
in japan kids can ride a car without a special seat?

>>279592924
>>279592934
ENTER

>>279592788
higma balls

>>279562432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEZ31A9JmdI

>>279592924
ENTER

>>279593131
yotsuba weighs 150 lbs

>>279592997
Thanks. A very special chapter. Yotsuba gains a lifelong companion, who will surely be invaluable in her quest to defeat Yanda.

>>279592921
it's already been established that yotsuba came from commie blocks; teddy bears are not given out by the state

>>279592619
it's rare to see her pout

>>279592966
mwee~

>>279593127
Duralumin is a rock, and Houseki no Kuni shows us that rocks have no gender but they all look like girls anyways, so it's a girl

>>279592921
single dad never though about, it's not like she needed one to be entertained.

>>279593638
>Houseki no Kuni shows us that rocks have no gender but they all look like girls anyways
I thought that Steven Universe was the show that showed us that.

>>279593729
well, I mean, they're both about rocks

>>279592997
I still have 2 of my teddy bears from when I was born in a cupboard. I'm 39 now.

>>279593127
The first Juralumin (Ena's "Julietta") is a bear wearing a dress and a bow, but sometimes it seems Yotsuba thinks there are other Juralumins (a huge one or some that look like Juralumin).
There aren't any pronouns for Yotsuba's yet but it's probably female.
>>279593131
Huh? She's a 5yo. What sort of special seat would be needed? I thought that was for babies or 3yo at most.

>>279592997
I had a stuffed dog that I apparently tore to pieces as a toddler, so when I gained proper memory retention at 3 or 4 or whatever I still had the noseless, legless, earless torso and head of the thing that I had imprinted upon so I kept it because I loved it. Even though I've seen pictures of it before I destroyed it, I genuinely dont remember what it looked like and only remember the emaciated mess I made of it. I probably still have it somewhere

>>279592855
I like how she's continued saying yoi yasa. helps everything feel connected.
>>279592997
thanks OP

>>279593131
I'm guessing they all drive at 8mph to avoid getting ill.

>>279592997
Thanks OP

>>279592695
>There might be something even better inside. Just wait.
lmao the classic parent tactic of "maybe if we walk away and it's out of sight, she'll forget about it."

>>279592600
Ena has low tolerance to mistakes

>>279592934
Domo

>>279595820
kek

>>279593537
>yotsuba came from commie blocks
what

>>279592770

>>279571370
And Chapter 1 came out in 2003

>>279592924
>Look for Steiff ones locally: $1000
They're fucking crazy

>>279592997
thanks

They supposedly made a real life Juralumin
>¥45,360 at launch
whoa

>>279592924
>Check for the company's name on google
>Link to their site is already purple

>>279598024
At least the money goes to a good cause (paying for yotsuba's special needs classes)

>>279592966
Didn't even feel the slap

>>279593131
>in japan kids can ride a car without a special seat?
Drivers must use special seats for children under the age of 6 and under 150 cm tall. In this chapter, Koiwai appears to use a seatbelt adjuster instead of a child seat, though nothing like that was used when they went to the ranch.

>>279592960
What? Every person that knows how to read can instantly read a digital clock.

>>279598666
>classic Yotsuba vs nu-Yotsuba

>>279599726
I like Charlie Brown Yotsuba. She's very round.

>>279587566
For the last few years, all my clocks have been digitial, so I got bad at reading analogs. Takes me a second to read it correctly.

>>279592661
i'm surprised koiwai can drive. you'd think by now he would have driven yotsuba back to the orphanage and gotten himself a better daughter.

>>279592966
Juralumin will call Yotsuba in the night

>>279592688
Taking Yotsuba here seems like a bad idea... she's all but guaranteed to get lost.

>>279562529
>>279562553
>>279562575
They grow up so fast...

>>279597869
Was there a hiatus between 2003 and 2009?

>>279592619
Even the Ena can get angry

>>279598417
Yotsuba is that strong now

>>279592953
She has become one with the bears

>>279592997
Thanks for the dump. I had a bunch, including a Lola Bunny. It's a miracle I didn't end up a furfag.

>>279602105
Just google it and be depressed like I just did.
At this rate we'll get Volume 17 by 2029-2030.

>>279562684
The rigidy of Yotsuba's 5 year plan has led to economic disaster

>>279576162
Look at the advanced jar-opening technique...

>>279594789
the continuity adds a lot to the manga. azumanga was great with that, too.

>>279562370
It's coming right for us!

>>279592600
>>279592619
>gatekeeping playing with plush bears

>>279592997
I only had one plushie ever as a kid, I think it was a rabbit or something, I can't remember. I only remember that I used it as a pillow, as it was much softer than my actual pillows. I don't remember what happened to it though, it may have gotten sold at a garage sale.(like so many other nostalgic things from my childhood, I still rue the day I sold my gameboy)

>>279592749
Haha, he bought a toy, what a kid.

>>279592881
Did he spawn as an adult? Did he never have a stuffie?

>>279604156
grandma was a harsh mother, today's society would not even be able to fathom the things she's done

>>279594057
I have my one. He’s my best friend.
>35

>>279576140
Me watching my dad play tomb raider on the family pc

>>279604191
https://youtu.be/UElJsk_VLwU
Grandma theme song

meanwhile I got my plushie from local crane machine.... and it's been like 20 year without washing...

>>279594235
>I thought that was for babies or 3yo at most.
obligatory until 12 years old in spain

>>279605830
I just checked, and in germany it's 12 years old as well(or if the child is 150cm tall, either conditions are fine)
I don't remember it taking that long when I was a kid though, the law might have changed since then maybe.

And I just looked up Azuma
>in 2011, he has stated that he feels hesitant when buying children’s furniture to use as reference for his manga because he has no children
that would explain some minor mistakes, though it does feel like he has experience with kids considering how natural Yotsuba herself feels.(maybe he has a niece or something?)

>>279597756
She thinks big, impressive buildings are built by the state. She is unfamiliar with basic amenities like playgrounds and swings. She is terrified of large eyes that monitor her (surveillance state). It's not an unreasonable inference that Koiwai picked her up from a communist or formerly communist country.

>>279602105
>>279602299
Bros...

>>279605830
>>279605888
Yeah, I had no idea those existed. Never seen them IRL.
Apparently they're not legally required in Japan either after the age of 6.
>https://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/15398896

>>279604528
cute yotsuba

>>279592670
Is this AEON?

>>279606051
wait, we have 94 more days of this? I had no idea Yotsuba& was so long

>>279592924
>>279592934
ENTER

>>279593131
Emaimachi is no man's land.

>>279592788
Duralumin must be reunited with her people.

>>279575597
Thx for posting it. I couldn't find mine, except as part of picrel

>>279605888
>because he has no children
I checked Azuma's old blog and found in a 2009 post that he keeps Yotsuba's bicycle and Miura's unicycle in his studio. Then, in 2011, he wrote that he doesn't need a small chair since he has no children. It's a bit puzzling. Or maybe he meant that his children are grown up

>>279610363
he said he hangs out with his niece and sometimes gets ideas from her for yotsuba

>>279610746
If that niece was born when Yotsuba started, she has been an adult for several years now.

>>279611015
recycle your niece

>>279592737
The Question Everything stage... Every time my nephew comes to visit it's
>why this
>whats that
>how do
>when do
>why that

>>279611415
buy him an encyclopedia with a bunch of pictures in it as a gift, or for his birthday

>>279592997
As a kid, I owned dozens of plushies, but my favorite was a large teddy bear.

>>279611415
Good to know he's got a functioning brain.
You should worry when he STOPS asking questions.

>>279611415
I figured it's because she can't read Kanji yet

>>279562352
Its possible that, since boxerman wears his boxers on his head, that he just doesn't have them on his head.

>>279585525
Why does that clock go from 4 to 9 twice?

>>279606006
Nice headcanon.

>>279611816
Huh, good idea, I just helped him buy his bike recently, but that might be interesting for him. He is still a crying baby so I was trying to get him to do more physical things, but now that he has his bike he is going everywhere with it, might be a good counter balance to buy him some books. He a good laddy

>>279613198
Kek true. I already experienced that with his older sister, she was glued to me until she became a teen, I don't know what to talk to her now

>>279613450
Oh yeah, that's probably it for Yotsuba, but it just reminded me of that phase I think every kid goes through

>>279543525
Does the Fuuka figure has panties?
D-Does the ena one has as well?

>>279615561
I've been lead to believe it has a recolored bikini bottom for panties.

>have a shitty day
>remember that we've been having Daily Yotsuba Chapter threads recently
>come back and check it out
>feel much better
You have no clue how much more bearable life becomes with you guys.

>>279562328
her tits are growing

>>279562432
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>279562529
>women moment

>>279562821
thanks OP

>>279582413
I like analog clocks not because of the exact time but because I can instantly tell how much left and hour has

>>279585301
You don't do that
You read an analog clock like you read a loading bar

>>279617255
an hour"

>>279592588
There's a zombie in this page

>>279592619
doll playing is serious business

>>279592997

>>279605830
wow that's gay

>>279611816
this
I loved (still do) encyclopedias as a kid and would read them over and over again

>>279616720
Yotsuba is feeding her milk every morning

clap clap
clap clap clap

>>279592661
>>279592670
yotsuba environments are so fucking good

Yotsuba & Coffee

>>279620736
I prefer gween tea, Tadashi.

>>279620736
Yotsuba has been taking lessons from Hotori.

>>279620848
See Yotsuba that's why true gentlemen drink tea

>>279620864
>drinking coffee for the effects
Koiwai has a hard life.

>>279620882
Fuuka is asking for it

>>279620882
fuuka sex practice (for practicing having fuuka sex)

Cinematic.

>>279620908
(with me)

>>279620920
>mom buys you exercise equipment
Fuuka...

>>279620920
someone post the GIF

>>279621133
god fucking damnit Yots

>>279621026
this looks like so much fucking fun

>>279611816
when i was a kid i got a book about dinosaurs as a gift from one of my teachers and I read it so many times back to back that i almost memorized it
my favourite dinosaur was the archaeopteryx because the name sounded cool

>>279621133
she got too cocky at the end

>>279620897
>Duralumin (also called duraluminum, duraluminium, duralum, dural(l)ium, or dural) is a trade name for one of the earliest types of age-hardenable aluminium–copper alloys. The term is a combination of Düren and aluminium [citation needed]. Its use as a trade name is obsolete. Today the term mainly refers to aluminium-copper alloys, designated as the 2000 series by the international alloy designation system (IADS), as with 2014 and 2024 alloys used in airframe fabrication.
What did Yotsuba meant with this?

>>279621159
what do you think about the Pliosaurus

>>279620905
>a seal
Fuuka bullying will always continue

Done. Teddy bears are deceptively dangerous.
See you tomorrow!

>>279621189
Seeya, OP

>>279620811
>Switch, On!

>>279620821
based v60 appreciator

>>279621181
i dont remember them...

>>279620882
sigh *unzips*

>>279562468
>>279562480
>>279562496
This actually fucked me up the first time I read it. Got really sad for Yotsuba. She was looking foward to that candy :^(

>>279621133
damnit Yotsuba

>>279621133
>cones over to house uninvited and whenever she wants
>doesn't immediately say thank you for the wagon
>spills coffee on table
She is lucky everyone in the Ayase household is a saint

>>279621189
thanks!

>>279620862
Tea is just hot water with dead leaves in it.

>>279621156
Ena is a good kid.

>>279621239
Teme...

>>279621775
food is just dead things

>>279621775
>he doesn't keep a camellia sinensis plant in his kitchen and dunk a whole branch into his tea cup so he can brew his tea with living leaves

>>279621775
Coffee is just hot water with dead seeds in it.

>>279611015
It's cool, he just kidnaps another one when they get too old.

>>279622895
>>279611015
>the floating yotsuba timelime wasn't a story device
>It's actually representative of Azuma kidnapping and disposing of his proxy daughterus when they become too old, so he can have irl yotsuba forever

>>279621177
Alien (1979)

>>279621775
>Tea is just hot water with dead leaves in it.

>>279620882
She's practicing for the next time he meets Koiwai

>>279621133
Yanda did this btw

>>279622954
don't worry, he responsibly recycles his used lolis (by giving them to me)

>>279620781
Ohayou anons

>>279592997
I had a little crab.

>>279623179
Ohio goyzaimas

>>279621181
That's not a dinosaur silly

>>279621133
NOOOOOOOOO

>>279620882
I wish I was that ball.

>>279621189
Thanks OP. It's getting harder to contain my Fuukalust...

>>279621169
>>279621177
FACEHUGGERS

>>279621051
Don't you have a travel mug? The hell man

>>279620781
What a cutie

>>279620882
Sex with fuuka in that exact position

>>279621119
There is nothing more nerve wracking than watching a kid carry something that's about to spill and knowing you can't do anything to help. You have to just sit there with a poker face and pray.

>>279620953
Damn look at that wagon

>>279621070
Oh no ...

>>279621189
Thanks OP

>>279620882
Azuma KNOWS what he's doing!

>>279620882
>>The way her breasts press against the ball.
Nnnnngh

>>279621133
I feel bad for laughing.

>>279623097
Fuck off Aoki-sensei, this is not your storytime.

>>279620993
I have never seen a transparent exercise ball

>>279620821
I'm old so I think of coffee socks more when I think of nips than the v60.

>>279620789
You WILL enjoy the freshly roasted, piping hot, cup of dark coffee.

>>279623022
based uncle

>>279620882
SEXXXXX

>>279620848
There should be a chapter where Yotsuba has a quad shot cortado

>>279621189
Thanks anon

>>279592997
I had a white teddy bear that you could invert and it turns into a pillow

Matcha is overrated btw

>>279615561
yes

https://files.catbox.moe/rnxmv7.jpg

>>279620897
>2nd year of high school
That's what, 15 16?

>>279623179

>>279628103
fuuka got held back a couple times

>>279621026
Wait, what, did the houses switch sides? Weren't the Ayase house to the left of Yotsuba's?

>>279628181
no, are you ok?

>>279616324
Glad to hear it, fren. Yotsuba would be glad too.

>>279621166
Most likely a child's mistake on her part when trying to pronounce Juliette. "Ju" and "Du" sound identical in moonspeak.
Or maybe she picked it up from Koiwai's translations for some metal works company, or Doraemon or something.

>>279628173
i held Fuuka's back a couple times

>>279628500
even koiwai doesn't know where Juralumin came from, so he's probably not translating metal working documents

>>279621732

>>279628500
No, it's literally written Duralumin but pronounced Juralumin

>>279610363
>I checked Azuma's old blog and found in a 2009 post that he keeps Yotsuba's bicycle and Miura's unicycle in his studio
>It's a bit puzzling
why?
Those don't contradict his no children statement. Like he said, he buys children things for reference for the manga. So he keeps the bikes he bought for reference in his studio

>>279628629
Anon, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Written words, when read aloud (i.e., pronounced) produce sounds.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E3%82%B8%E3%83%A5

Don't make take away your teddy bears.

>>279628811
gyoralunimun
https://voca.ro/1dswsrqM3RJH

>>279621875
it took them three tries but the ayases finally raised a good daughter

>>279620864
>I'll make some coffee for you when you get old enough to drink it
But why? Why get your child addicted to the same shit you do?

>>279620864

>>279620920
>>279620996

>>279629066
beans ain't all that bad

>>279623179
ohio

>>279629302
I still remember the line of addicts in front of the coffee machine at my highschool, needed to get their kick or they won't be able to function properly like the rest of the school who don't drink this black shit
same with my parents
or pretty much everyone else
>beans ain't all that bad
yeah, I don't believe you

>>279629175
Very nice keyframes for Yotsuba The Animation: Episode 1.

>>279628811

That's just how they pronounce it; Japanese doesn't have a "du" syllable, so they changed it to that.

>>279621156
Ena's hair looks particularly lustrous and beautiful here.

>>279620905
>I have a mysterious feeling...
an upbeat strange funkish forest feel

>>279621133
this made me remember a story from college.
>had all of my finals on the same day
>up for 30 hours straight
>stopped at the dining hall between finals
>get coffee and go to sit with my friends
>immediately spill coffee all over the table
>clean it with shitty brown paper towels
>bagel is done toasting
>apply cream cheese
>bump into someone and drop it
>cream cheese side down
>onto her boot
>look up
>it's my friend's gf, who really disliked me, staring at me like i just ran over her dog
>wonder if i should help her clean the cream cheese off of her shoe
>decide against it due to her being a bitch, simple apology will have to do.
>already time for next final

>>279627316
woaw

>>279620882
>doing that with your butt in front of the window
Fuuka...

>>279621169
>mweeeeeh

>>279592619
Oh no. Is Ena an Italoboo?

>>279592711
*Shogun Store.
Damn translators.

>>279625343
>smartest joke in the thread
>almost certainly by accident

>>279620789
I prefer hoto cocoa myself

>>279592711
>Pink Elephant
Is this enough collateral to get a loan for a lilypad?

>>279621159
>>279621181
I like that dinosaur with 100 teeth

>>279620905

>>279592737
What's Yotser's version of söylent chicken nuggies?

>>279593537
>it's already been established that yotsuba came from commie blocks; teddy bears are not given out by the state
Even commies had teddies. Picrel belonged to my mother, who grew up in a literal commie block in the Baltics.
It's not very cuddly, and seems to be stuffed with some kind of semi-hard foam. I think she made the clothes herself.
Still a teddy though

>>279629318
Gave me a memory from back in my Army Reserve days. Before GWOT we had a sister unit in the JSDF. Every other year we would send 7-9 people to Japan to visit the unit. Being from the central great lakes region at least one guy would be from Ohio. The Japanese would always have a good kek at meeting a person from the "good morning" state.

>>279629455
>yeah, I don't believe you
you don't have to believe him, as a species we've been consuming it for ~1500 years with no ill effect.

>>279635828
just because we survived as a species after starting to drink coffee, doesn't mean there weren't any ill effects during that time.

>>279629455
>Drinking coffee used to make me sleep instead of active
>After quitting it I had no issue with staying awake throughout the day
>Friends could barely keep their eyes open by the end of the day despite chugging three cups per day on average
>They swear up and down that it's good for you
Coffee is just a racket for Brazillians.

What name do you prefer? Duralumin or Juralumin? I prefer Duralumin because it sounds better when I say it.

>>279620763
I experience this quite frequently.

>>279621239
damn it anon

>>279636385
They sound the same...

>>279636385
Juralumin makes more sense in the context of translation since she got it from mixing Julietta and something she heard from somewhere. Duralumin would be her just straight-up substituting the name Ena is trying to get her to say with some other random word that doesn't begin with the same sound as Julietta.

>>279585414
You're a visionary, and I think it's tragic that your great works won't be recognized within your lifetime.

>>279629066
It's debatable if caffeine is addictive in the first place, and it's linked to many health benefits anyways.

>>279629160
another reference for the jar

hello, does anyone knows where I can find the last 5 chapters of yotsuba (raw)?

>>279638097
Doctors used to claim that tobacco was healthy too. I am personally extremely skeptical of any claimed health benefits of what is a massive, lucrative, globe-spanning drug industry, but to each their own.

>>279632105
Oh damn, it was by accident.

>>279639073
Tobacco being healthy was never a wide belief, and coffee has never been linked to even a fraction of the harmful effects that tobacco has.
Tea also contains caffeine, is it also an addictive drug?

>>279640339
Clean organic tobacco does have health benefits.
Anti-parasitical.
Raises blood testosterone.
Motivates you.
"they" replaced it with cigarettes for a reason.

>>279639073
By that logic you shouldn't eat or drink anything, since 'them' could be deceiving you.

>>279640381
I'm not really interested on discussing the benefits or lack thereof of tobacco.

>>279628103
>That's what, 15 16?
OUT OF TEN HAHAHAHAHAH

>>279620882
i would yank those sweatpants down and grab her hips and just start going to town then and there with her still on the exercise ball
i would not be able to resist

>>279640432
I'm not saying it's some nebulous 'them' or 'the joooos' or anything like that, I'm saying the exact same structures and incentives that lead to doctors claim that tobacco was good for you exist for the coffee industry. Simple observation can already tell you that obviously coffee is not as bad for you as tobacco is, which is why it hasn't been cracked down on as hard as tobacco has been, but there is a massive gulf between 'not as harmful as tobacco' and 'actually good for you'.
Also coffee is a supplementary drug, not a necessity of life, so equating it to basic food and drink you need to live is disingenuous.

>>279641002
>Also coffee is...not a necessity of life
That's so wrong I don't even know how to begin explaining how wrong you are.

>>279641002
>>279641909
Here you go, a comprehensive summary of our modern medical understanding of the health risks and benefits of caffeine.
https://files.catbox.moe/wjckqo.pdf

>>279642093

>>279641909
>Don't drink coffee
>Still functional
Guess I'm a zombie then.

>>279639073
>Doctors used to claim that tobacco was healthy too.
Tobacco has been known to be dangerous since fucking humorism was the dominant theory of medicine in Europe and was associated with cancer as early as the 18th century.

Literally
>is coffee bad for you?

I understand not liking coffee, but sperging out this hard about it is just weird.

>>279642093
Nowhere does it say that coffee isn't necessary for life.

>>279642632
>Tobacco has been known to be dangerous since fucking humorism was the dominant theory of medicine in Europe
Incorrect, tobacco wasn't known to the ancient Romans and Greeks nor was it known to medieval Europe. We cannot know if ancient native Americans thought that tobacco was dangerous as they have no written record. Therefore, we must conclude that the idea of tobacco being dangerous is a much younger idea than humorism.

>>279642743
Anons have been very reasonable and civlized in discussing the topic. I don't see how you can interpret this discourse as sperging.

>>279642856
That's not what he said, what he said is that tobacco was thought to be dangerous even when humorism was still believed, which was well beyond the discovery of america.
I don't know if he's right, though.

>>279642890
Mostly the tone of posts like these >>279629066 >>279629455

>>279642926
Yeah, people can get weirdly puritanical about shit on this site
God forbid you ever bring up smoking in anything less than a vehemently negative light

Don't mind me, just sipping some tea.

>>279642926
First one has a harsher tone but I see it as no different than a genuine reaction. Second one is a person recollecting a memory that helped form his opinion on coffee and the effects of drinking it.
I don't think they can be classified as sperging. Just posts that are related to the topic at hand.

>>279636385
Duralumin, I prefer it because that's what it was the first time I read Yotsuba.

Next chapter will be in a new thread

>>279642856
>nor was it known to medieval Europe.
Humorism was the predominant theory of medicine in Europe until well into the 17th century.

>>279642899
>I don't know if he's right, though.
Here, from 1604.
https://www.laits.utexas.edu/poltheory/james/blaste/blaste.html
>A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse.

And this guy is a king, not a physician. The health effects of smoking are self-evident and always have been; I don't really care if people smoke but the "did you know that smoking used to be considered healthy?" line that gets brought up from time to time is just retarded plain and simple. Yes it was used as medicine and it potentially has some specific beneficial effects in that context, but you could say the same thing about fucking mercury.

>>279644636
>you could say the same thing about fucking mercury
shows what you know
i'll be laughing at you when i'm immortal

>>279642856
No offense, but you are a retarded

>>279642856
>Therefore, we must conclude that the idea of tobacco being dangerous is a much younger idea than humorism.
wtf. This is the thread for a daily Yotsuba chapter, right?

>>279646114
yeah
the other day it was archaeogenetics

>>279621119
cute Fuuka expression
You don't see her so chibi-esgue that often

>>279640849
The importance of these lines cannot be understated

>>279592839
are you saying yotsuba is from vietnam?

>>279638097
>debatable
my experience with talking to any other human on the planet leads me to believe that it's absolutely addictive. These assholes can't go a fucking day without drinking coffee. All you gotta do is eat an apple or chug some oatmeal, but no, it's only coffee in the morning for 90% of humanity

>>279593131
they're not going past 35mph for it to be an issue

>>279620882
aww what a cute chapt---BONER OUT OF NOWHERE I NEED FUUKA DOUJINS NOW

>>279632819
i miss the azumanga artstyle

>>279642093
exactly, it's like the one guilt free stimulant you can take every day.
as long as you don't drown in it - it literally makes you live longer and not mentally decline in old age.
of all things to take a stand against coffee is odd, alcohol is the real poison people are socially acceptable about, luckily that's on the decline.

>>279650930
Funny you should mention that
https://files.catbox.moe/qfgot6.pdf

>>279562281 (OP)
wat

>>279642743
I totally understand people wanting to drink coffee
I don't understand people trying to delude themselves it's not addicted and thinking it's okay to give it to children.
I have my own vices, but I own up to them, and I try to better myself by not doing it anymore.
I have seen the results of what these "harmless habits" can do, and this is why I sperg out, because I care about other people and don't want them to ruin themselves because they believe what they do is normal. Most here will just think I'm "sperging out", but I am sure at least one or two will reconsider their "habits" after this entire discussion, and I will then gladly be called a sperg if it meant I have helped someone at least consider getting rid of their addiction.

>>279629066
>this retard again
Use a trip so I can filter you

>>279650930
As a japanfag, I despise people who look down on alcohol.
>i-it's poison
So are carbohydrates. So is water. This is never an argument. It's "Oh my Science!" gobbledygook. Even worse, it's an attempt to conflate a Platonic ideal with science. Alcohol is one of the most well-known and well-studied substances in the world, across billions of people and countless populations and sub-populations there is absolutely no smoking gun that alcohol consumption below the levels of abuse and liver damage have long-term deleterious effects on the human body. But the positive beneficial effects it has on social cohesion, family bonding, stress & relaxation, camaraderie, creativity, and the temporary relief from modern artificial inhibitions that allow for new experiences to be obtained in life are unquestionable and invaluable. This is not a call for a dependency on alcohol; quite the opposite, it frequently functions as a catalyst to new experiences that take place even without its presence.

If you don't want to drink alcohol in your life, that's fine. There are situations where it is and is not appropriate. But I have nothing but contempt for the arrogant, ignorant, sneering long-nosed fools who look on it as a social vice or emphasize they "don't need it to have a good time" (these words are almost always uttered by people who habitually unaccustomed to having a good time anyway).

>>279653241
>I don't understand people trying to delude themselves it's not addicted
Don't project your own weakness and don't try to transform it into some moral judgement. Coffee is not "addicting" to the vast majority of drinkers.

>I have my own vices, but I own up to them, and I try to better myself by not doing it anymore.
Don't give me this holier-than-thou crap either. Your ignorant moral elitism is pathetic.

>and thinking it's okay to give it to children.
Nobody "gives it" to children. It's a classic memory every one of us who comes from a non-broken family has to watch kids take a sip of it and spit it out, because children categorically cannot handle the taste. Stop being a twat.

>>279654835
>the addict says he is not addicted
everytime
>Nobody "gives it" to children
he says right there on that page he intends on giving it to Yotsuba once she is older

>>279655070
Once she's an adult, you psychopathic sperg.

>>279654812
I'm probably biased because I got both gastritis and get gout from alcohol. I also live somewhere that has a drinking violence problem
no one is leaving the cafe and pissing on my front door or smashing car windows for fun.

>>279621189
Thank you for posting.

The real redpill is that most don't care what you put or don't put into your body as long as you don't bother them with it, regardless of their own personal choices and bias. Having your panties in a twist about it is ridiculous. And only shows you care about it as the people you claim that do.

>>279656899
that image would work better if you crop the right one out imo

>>279653241
Actually, I (the poster you replied to) stopped drinking coffee a couple of weeks ago, and I felt nothing.

>>279654812
Carbohydrates and water are NOT poison. They're necessary for life.

>>279562529
This is giving me PTSD, why do they have to be like this.

It's time.
>>279644082

>>279659402
poison in small amounts becomes medicine

>>279562468
NOOOOO