Thread 279605799

Which Uma is the most breedable?

>>279605799 (OP)
Suzuka with her sexy aerodynamic body.

>>279605799 (OP)
Brian
Followed by Biwa

I want an official maid outfit. Why didn’t they have one?

haha what if they needed to drink your cummies to race better

My midget is cute

>>279607483
Sperm contains testosterone so thats basically doping

>>279605799 (OP)
Transcend

>>279605799 (OP)
Wtf man. I avoided watching this for the longest time because I thought they had centaur bodies. They had cute girl legs all along? Guess I'm watching it now.

>>279607378
You have to ask the horse yakuza permission for that first.

>>279605799 (OP)
The slower one, so you can catch her

>>279605799 (OP)
Doto has the biggest boobs

>>279609537
Are you a literal retard

You secondaries will witness my lovely pet Sirius' magnificence in the following episode.

>>279606309

>>279608751
Based answer

>>279610753
>magnificence
it's "broken by the frogs" sirius, not prime sirius

When are we getting nude models from the gacha? When the PC version releases?

>>279611011
Surely they've been ripped a long time ago using the main version, just like it's the case for BA and I imagine others.

>>279611004
Didn't happen in the umaverse

>>279606309
FPBP

Irl breeding sow after retiring, last time I counted she has given birth to 11 foals so far

>>279611465
Sir, that's a COW, not a sow.
>given birth to 11 foals
The way it should be

>Uma threads are kind of alive (for 100-200 posts) on Sunday
>Every other day they're dead as all hell
Tragic stuff...

>>279611946
There really isn't much to talk about outside of a new chapter/episode getting released.

>>279612409
what the fuck is going on in that image
>There really isn't much to talk about
/a/ truly is the board where threads go to necrobumped death...

>>279612457
>what the fuck is going on in that image
Seahorse

>>279612606
but why... why her, why them, why here, why the sad and everything else aaaaaaaaa

>>279612659
At least he can't do his usual stuff to the horses...

>>279605799 (OP)
Gold Ship

>>279612626
She’s the Cinderella of racing, and her time at the ball is over. It's time for her to go back to being a poor little girl.

>>279606309
FPBP

Not even the Japanese umadacchi can stand xitter bots.

>>279605799 (OP)
How horse are they? If one them breaks their leg, do they have to be put down?

>>279613959
What the inshallah is going on in this image
>>279613971
S2 and the latest show portray exactly that

sex with horsies

>>279613606
why is she such a failure?
>>279613143
fuck marry kill

>>279614234
>What the inshallah is going on in this image
Ranjesh shitting up official uma XITTER for attention farming or whatever

>>279614749
Unironically what is wrong with these degenerate third worlder?

>>279614778
something tells me she is really cool and likable (in the game)

>>279614775
It’s not much for us but it can actually feed them, scamming people on social media that is

>>279614847
I mean, I suppose, but man are they annoying the shit out of people with their desperate bullshit.

>>279605799 (OP)
Mama Creek

>>279614897
"Annoying" doesn't even begin to cover it.

>>279615194
Of course, but you get what I was going for. Weird ass people that invade everything they can, trying to make a cheap buck while pissing normal people off.

>>279605799 (OP)
I love Teio but I've wasted gallons over Kitasan.

>>279614832
>something tells me she is really cool and likable (in the game)
All her dialogue with (you) is just sexual harrasment dressed up as pet play and her character story is one of the weakest in the game. It's a shame because I really like her design.

>>279607483
I need to be milked dry of my vital essence by enthusiastic umamusume…

>>279605799 (OP)
Why are ugly umas the fastest? Look at Oguri, the ugliest uma and also the best.

>>279615334
>sexual harrasment dressed up as pet play
Sounds 10/10!
>her character story is one of the weakest in the game
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a waste

>>279615275
Black hair and red eyes is so sexy. And her outfit with the black stockings is diabolical

you rang?

>>279615886
Those two are incredibly erotic

all these newfags make these threads hard to read

>>279616162

>>279616210
>65 posts
>most of them are just images without much text
>nooo so hard to read reeee newfags aaa save me stalin-sama
calm your autism

>>279615767
And big honkin tits

>>279616284
Paizuri with Super Creek

>>279605799 (OP)
Easy answer. It's MILF Creek. She's a walking fertility goddess.

>>279605799 (OP)
It's a horse not your waifu

>>279617749
1. It is MY horse
2. She is REAL TO ME
3. FUCK YOU!

>>279605799 (OP)
Sirius
Shakur
Fenomeno

Gyaru umas

>>279617990
>Gyaru umas
i fucking wish

>>279617749
non sequitur

>>279617990
gyaruma?

>>279620038
>how glue is made

>>279620102
YOU'RE INSANE YOU SICK FFFUCK!

You now remember Sun Visor.

>>279621263
And now I forgot

>>279618124
giwtwm

Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtLs85MhTo

>>279622608
I want Super Creek to gently blow into my ears..

>>279621649
Why is El so forgotten?

>>279622452
sry i dont speak retardeese

>>279622828
El my wife.

>>279605799 (OP)
>Which Uma is the most breedable?
ive seen some crazy kitasan mmds

Where the fuck is preview for next ep? they are 2 days late already

https://youtu.be/RFlTAclugJI?si=xXityVuG4P2CBIJ5
This is the music I listen to whenever I go to the gym.

>>279623642
Yeah what's up with that?

How do human women even compete in this world?

kita rough handjob

>>279623920
Why is this like this? Also this is mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0

>>279623984
That’s why they made up this sport to begin with. Keep the umas distracted, burning their prime years chasing each other on the track instead of locking down a husband and popping out a dozen mini-umas. They’re out here wrecking their bodies so they can’t even have kids—or worse, end up dead. Check this: the big shot running the racing association? Human woman. Coincidence? Nah, it’s a straight-up conspiracy to screw over the umas. These sneaky witches are playing 4D chess, man.

https://youtube.com/shorts/66lU3H2l3T4?si=7DMi6vz-B0zg7J6N
Nice Nature is here to heal you

>>279624660
>actually calls you and holds it, camera moving and all
okay this is cute, fuck

>>279605799 (OP)
ALL OF THEM, ALLLL of THEM. Their asses are mine. Even if I'm shooting blanks I won't stop. Nothing stop me burying myself into them

god this setting is so hot I need to be raped by horsegirls...

>>279621649
>>279622828
>>279623410

>>279625382
>>279625399
>>279625431
Kino...

>>279625362
his actual last race is listed as a "fail to finish" for him, so...

I think El fucking SUCKS

Explain the success of this anime to me. It doesn't make any sense to me.

>>279626190
look at that huge fucker its so cute!

The faggot is still at it trying to provoke fanbases war to get more (You)s

>>279626194
Glad you like it, anon

>>279626239
All jokes aside, how can one not like huge plushies like that? Shit's cute, fumo or wanna be fumo, doesn't matter.

>>279626269
Yes, they're really cute, but it would be expensive to import them. I really want Dia-chan and Kita-chan.

Waiting on the live-action adaptation.

>>279605799 (OP)
>Rice Shower

Brainlet here, if the horsegirls have hooves would they increase their speed?

>>279626365
>but it would be expensive to import them
I don't wanna imagine the cost, jesus please no. I'm a cheap fuck as is, even tho I could probably easily import 1-2 of these fucks. But then again, I have no idea what they cost.

>>279626181
Horses, horse legs, horse girls. Fuck!

>>279626497
https://taito-goods.jp/shop/g/g60101240/
They cost 66,000 yen each, but they sold out after two sales (people demanded more stocks). Right now, they've got Tachyon, Café, and Pokke.

>>279626849
height:
About 100cm (top of the head)
Approx. 118cm (includes ears)

>>279626849
>four fucking hundred euro
>bigger than the girl sitting
holy FUCK. My 1-2 estimate wasn't wrong, but damn, I figured 200-300 at worst.

>>279626879
Meccha has them now. They're not too pricey, especially when you look at the market price and how big and well-made they are.

>>279626969
I get that, but man that is hefty. It's a real nice looking fuck huge plush tho, so I can't exactly blame them either. Also the outfit the lady is wearing is rly darn cute and comfy looking. Seeing something like that dress style is neat.

https://x.com/KUZUMI777/status/1932806859255394576

Some people suggested that Cinderella Gray was only allowed to be serialized because of its association with Uma Musume, which is really popular. The mangaka had to set the record straight, stating that he won the spot fair and square.

>>279627244
well duh, it started half a year before season 2 and the game came out

>>279614775
>third world
India is a superpower you benchod bloody motherfucker!

>>279627439
yes yes superpower by 2026+∞ we know we know

Something about Golship's race outfit turned my brain into mush. The way her tits gets mushed by the straps, that somehow made it looked "sharper" is just..... I trained her less in the game these days because I just cannot stop watching her tits. Fuck.

preview is out:
https://youtu.be/GQoHVF5cch8?si=HaCVl-Yn01Z7BtnU

>>279627533
took long enough goddamn

It's Jover

>>279627538
small indie company prease understando

>>279627560
I DEMAND MY PREVIEWS ON POINT EVERY DAMN WEEKS SO I CAN HYPE MYSELF UP!

>>279606309
dropped the anime when she retired, I don't care about the others.

What the fuck? Ogurin is hot?

>>279626181
>compelling story
>good characters and character development
>efficient pacing
>generally solid animation (minus a few bits of CG during wide angle shots of races)
>and of course cute girls.
What else is there to say? Everything is just really well done. It's a (so far) very good adaptation of a very good sports manga. And the manga itself only gets better from here, so expect CG to dominate the charts a lot more.

>>279627533
>that thumbnail
The manga did that moment way better. The girls staring daggers at Oguri don't look anywhere near demonic enough.

>>279628338
one of the many cases where the manga stays SUPREME

>>279628222
Always has been

>>279628396
Cygames really hit the jackpot when they hired CG's mangaka and storytellers.
(I'm of course assuming they're not actually Cygames employees and are just people they hired to do this manga.)
Because CG isn't just well written and a clear work of passion in storytelling, it's also managed to maintain a very consistent art quality despite being a weekly manga.
Is the art on the level of something like Kentaro Miura? Of course not. But it's managed to stay very consistent in art quality every single week.
Have they even taken any breaks since starting this manga?

>>279628439
Cygames and the mangaka both wrote the story.

>>279628396
>the most hideous fashion brand is called supreme

>>279628439
THIS thing is a weekly manga? Figured bi or monthly. Neat!
>>279628642
It's a gigantic meme and everyone knows it, many only buying it to make money by reselling it at insane prices. It all plays on peoples desire not to miss out on shit

>>279628338
Looks good to me

>>279611465
>>279611488
I love this cow

>>279628222
>>279628427
Oguri is for headpats, not for lusting over.

>>279628663
luxury fashion are scams, especially Swish watches, anons please don't fall for it. You can call a watch "Swiss Made" if you spend 60% of the cost in Switzerland. For example, you can make a watch entirely in China for $1, then spend more on advertising in Switzerland, and it will be labeled "Swiss Made" legally. Not to mention, Switzerland and Hong Kong have a partnership, so watches made in Hong Kong can be labeled "Swiss Made" too.

>>279628734
What if I wanna headpat, cuddle and hug her all day, then fug her in the sheets, while spooning the entire time?

>>279626181
It's a great sports anime.
Just replace the athletes with horses.
Then the horses with horse girls.

All the drama of sport, all the cuteness and dorkyness of a horse girl

>>279628762
Luxury and lifestyle brands in general are a scam. Like 70-80 percent (or often way more) of what you're paying for is essentially for brand markups.
Anyway, breed your umas.

>>279628825
Love huge anime tiddies but this is too huge.
This is "what of hitomi was an anime girl?" type huge.

>>279628728
I want her to amazon press me

being raped by oguri after refusing to lewd her

>>279628878
get in line faggo

>>279626181
>genuinely good story
>great animation quality for a tv series
>manga is already well regarded
>the girls look unusually badass
>season doesn't have that many heavy hitters

>>279627533
Is this going to be 12 episodes long?

>>279629139
But I don't want Uglyuri

>>279605799 (OP)
>breed
Uma musume is a yuri-coded franchise. They are not breeding; they're all fucking other women

>>279628427
Do you think she likes the bellyrubs?

>calling out yuri trolls gets you warned or even banned
>they get to do whatever they want without recourse
I think we should FUCK more horses, spreading the parasite further. Complete and total human female death

He could've saved blue archive

>>279629339
Literally any other writer could've saved it, provided they didn't try to completely sabotage it.

>>279629153
It's 26, but devided to two cours

>>279629226
It is evident that the ethnicity of the subjects in question is identical.

>>279629153
why are people still asking if its 12 episodes? long established now that it's 2 cours with 13 each
i swear this has to be corrected every damn thread

>>279629339
No homo but I love the trainers in Umamusume, they got really great personalities and chemistry with the umas without feeling like a self-insert for haremslop antics or the blandest guy you can imagine, at least in the anime works.

>>279629468
What if she farted

>>279629468
>gets kicked in the face by a horse more than once
>is completely fine in just a few seconds
Is he secretly immortal?

>>279629226
Just because they posted something you don't like doesn't mean they're "trolling".
Stop acting like a spoiled kid.

>>279629509
It's the reason why Joe isn't allowed up in here, bro is too fucking weak, and stupid.
>279629554
Whatever helps you sleep at night

Golshi played around too much instead of locking in so she ended up as a konbeni worker...

>>279605799 (OP)
I joined late but watching S2 > RTTT > Movie in a row was such a good ride.
S3 was ok in comparison, a couple top-tier episodes and moments but not as hype as a whole. In the other hand CinGray is feeling like a worthy sucessor to that golden trio, I haven't read the manga but I know it's long which is exciting, give me 50+ episodes of Oguri.

All in all, good franchise.

>>279629439
The trainer characters in umas are really good. They have better writing than most main characters.

>>279629752
The horses are charismatic.

>>279629752
Keep in mind that the real-life horses these are based on have even more dramatic lives. The writers already tone it down quite a bit.

>>279629468
>>279629589
Which horsie would you give a massage to? To prevent lactic acid buildup..

>>279629769
...except NTR's trainer. Dude was bland as hell. You could replace him with NTR training solo like Opera O and Ayabe-san and it wouldn't change a thing.

>>279629140
>season doesn't have that many heavy hitters
I genuinely believe CG would have topped the charts in any season, or at least stayed within the top 3.
Because the one thing that CG has going for it that almost no other anime has is consistency in storytelling quality.
There just aren't any bad parts. There are excellent parts, there are very good parts, there are good parts. But there aren't any bad parts.
In contrast, most of the heavy hitters of the past (the big "HYPUUUUU LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!" normalfag bait anime) are of fluctuating quality. There's always blatant filler arcs or just poorly written arcs.
Like, if CG came out the same year Kill La Kill came out, would CG have been number one in the charts? Maybe not. It'd still be top 3. And I think it would have regularly dethroned Kill La Kill, because that piece of shit has so many terrible and dull episodes despite the Trigger fanbase frenzy over it.

I remember turbo’s trainer being very boring/bland so it made me laugh when he hijacked the concert in a ski mask

>>279629843
He's straightforward but on a rewatch I do appreciate the dad feel that he gives off, good contrast from the Spica trainer who is more like a bro (though he does get more responsible in late S1 and S2, so there's some dad vibes towards Tokai Teio too).

>>279629830
I want to massage McQueen’s charley horse… imagine the noises

The only thing stopping CG from being a 10/10 is the OP.
I get that it's a love letter to the MAD fans and while it's a great song a male OP still feels wrong. I really hope we'll return to tradition in cour 2.

>>279630094
>male OP still feels wrong
I didn't even think about that, I mean it isn't like the series is "men 404" like Love Live or something.
>in cour 2.
It makes more sense to just keep that collaboration going, easier to maintain the aesthetic/vibe too.

>>279630144
Men 404 must be yuru yuri or soemthing. But I'm reality those VAs must have at least 50 men or more.

>>279630094
Is this MAD you're talking about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu9HjL7Dg0k

>>279629226
Based. Umas are for human men.
And yes, he is trolling.
He enters a thread that up to that point had been quiet and comfy, and proceeds to post blatant bait designed to provoke flamewars.
But yurifags have a pocket janny/mod, so they get away with things that would get anyone else warned or banned.

i just realized why they all have normal colored hair

Oh. I was checking out another thread and saw his exact same shitpost image.
It turns out this loser is doing this shitposting on the regular. Another new image to add to my filters, I guess.

https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/QqRY-a7QjdhRY4zrKF2d-Q/

>>279630668
Define "normal".

>>279629843
I was talking about the game stories trainers more

>>279626879
Imagine the shipping cost

>>279630827
Cute

>>279630905
500 usd, I don't know about your country's custom or whatever though

Seiun Sky's owner

>>279629830
The one and only

My horse behaves like a cat, send help.

>>279605799 (OP)
>Which Uma is the most breedable?
The most retarded.

>>279631087
Our s4 protagonist...

>>279630985
>my customs would charge me the plushie's cost + shipping as taxes
I think it would be cheaper to fly to Japan to buy it.

>>279631348
That worth a revolution and hanging in the good old days

Holy kino

Imagine ever sexualizing this cutie patootie.

Reminder that this sexiest uma ever alive is on the front page of anime magazine aimed at women demographic that mostly featuring ikemen in it.

>>279631509
>Reminder that this sexiest uma ever alive
Are you sure you posted the right picture?

>>279631509
I don't like her new art style

>>279631087
But that's a cow.

>>279631509
Uma has a substantial female fan base. I've seen many of them at live concerts. Some of them are really rich and go crazy for ikemen Uma characters like Rudolf or Sirius.

>>279631592
>Some of them are really rich and go crazy for ikemen Uma characters like Rudolf or Sirius.
How do they feel about the fact that those ikemen umas are thirsty for and ride men's dicks?

>>279631675
Jealous Teio is so cute.

>>279631675
Is the romantic rivalry between Rudolf and Teio for the trainer real in the game story?

>>279631509
>Uma Musume is a yuri franchise
BASED! HETKEKS BTFO'D

>>279631675
Ikemen umas only like female trainers

>>279605799 (OP)
dia-chan is fully ready to become a mother

>>279631762
That is pure copium.

>>279629182
That's not true in the slightest. Even in the show they have horses who are clearly in love with their trainer(male), not to mention the gacha where they are in love with (You)

Self-inserters are beyond cringe

>>279631675
>>279631727
Teio loves Spicaman and she is loyal to him.

Being their trainer is both heaven and hell.

I met a guy who lives in the mountains, like in the Higurashi series. He traveled who knows how far just to watch Uma perform live.

>>279631806
>not self-inserting
so you're a cuck?

>>279631877
Fatality

>Now that Uma become even more popular with Cinder Grey, even ACK is jumping on the bandwagon.
What a great future thread we will have.

>>279631675
Women self-inserts as the umas. They fantasize about marrying and having children with trainers.

>>279629182
Male humans fucks and impregnates uma musumes to make more uma musumes though. That is how uma musumes propagate.

>>279632016
Women self-insert as their female trainers and imagine the umas falling madly in love with them.

>>279632166
>Women
Transies*

>>279632016
>Women self-inserts as the umas.
They also love cosplaying as the uma musumes.

>>279632016
>They fantasize about marrying and having children with trainers.
Women are suckers for romance and the character stories has tons of them. Men, on the other hand, mostly only care about how beautiful and erotic the uma musumes are.

>>279631739
Anon, females aren't into yuri.

https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/J0Kwzmt/1/1/

Stego story.

>>279631675
I noticed one of the Manga series is entering its last volume, but I don't think it has any romantic element does it?

>>279631793
>Even in the show they have horses who are clearly in love with their trainer(male)
Such as?

>>279632016
>Women self-inserts as the umas
Wrong

>>279632166
This is correct

>>279632439
The 1000s of FemT x Uma artworks disagree

>>279631793
>not to mention the gacha where they are in love with (You)
The (you) which can be male or female btw

>>279632803
Some torenas are clearly written to be women and vice versa.

>>279632803
Based. Female trainer is the canonical trainer.

>>279632803
No cap, but lesbian horses are the best horses

>>279632760
The sexual tension this slut had with the old man was crazy desu.

The thread goes downhill as soon as someone is stupid enough to feed the troll.

Help me anons, I’m starting to like ningen more than honse

>>279632803
>"trainer-kun"
>T-THE TRAINER IS T-TOTALLY F-FEMALE!!!
cope more tranny

>>279633100
>feeds
The yurifemby troll samefags. You don't need to feed it.

>>279633068
Implying he isn't replying to himself the entire time.

>>279632803
What about a 50/50 split to keep each side happy?
The feminine umas for males
The handsome and ikemen umas for girls

>>279633068
Sharing pride over the kouhai/student you've been mentoring is sexual tension now?
Literal mental illness

>>279633068
The old man seems a bit scared there. What could that weak and fragile looking uma potentially do to him?

>>279632134
>Male humans fucks and impregnates uma musumes to make more uma musumes though.
Certified canon btw.

>>279633157
I was half joking about the "sexual tension" thing, there's no sexual anything in the show or else the yakuza would handle it.
But this is by far the most intimate relationship I've seen between a trainer and a horse in the show.

>>279633136
Not as neat as that.
The triple crowns are clearly yumebait but that didn't quite work for CB, Rudolf and (to a lesser extent) Brian, at least if we're talking about fan perception.
As far as I can tell, Sirius, Orfe and her sister seem to be the ones most popular with women.

>>279633196
>But this is by far the most intimate relationship I've seen between a trainer and a horse in the show.
I don't think she would mind marrying her trainer and having his children if possible tbqh.

>>279633216
She missed the bus by a couple decades, old geezer's shooting blanks by then.

Are we allowed to sexualize the horses yet

>>279633211
>As far as I can tell, Sirius, Orfe and her sister seem to be the ones most popular with women.
It is more likely for those women to fantasize about being an uma musume and having uma musume offspring. The only ones who would seriously think about female trainers and uma romance are IRL lesbians and some suspicious self-proclaimed males.

>>279633249
Always have.

>>279633211
Mr. CB is one of the most for (You) uma in the franchise

>>279633117
That's because you set the trainer's gender as male
And some umas like tachyon and hayahide call everyone "kun" regardless

>>279626181
It's a decent anime and it's competition is literal shit. Why wouldn't it take top spot?

>>279633249
Only hugging and holding hands with trainers is legally allowed.

>>279633252
>It is more likely for those women to fantasize about being an uma musume and having uma musume offspring
I've literally never seen a woman say that on umamusume social media, be they japanese, korean or english-speaking

>>279633309
Most English speaking women you saw on social are men

>>279633302
Considering that umas barge into their torena's rooms regularly, the gap between what's legal and what actually happens is pretty wide.
Just don't get caught by Tazuna.

>>279633302
They are scaring the shit out of him.
What's the deal with those two?

>>279633211
>As far as I can tell, Sirius, Orfe and her sister seem to be the ones most popular with women
Sirius definitely, and the Symbolis in general. Tachyon is also extremely popular

>>279633392
>women want to be the subject of unethical and unrestricted scientific experimentation
>and look after the everyday needs of their tormentor

>>279633392
>El
Holy based

>>279633385
Umas are very strong. Even an uma born fragile is stronger than an average man.

>>279633543
There's something very wholesome about umas recognizing their relatives from another life

>>279633392
Tachyon is popular in general, she's topping the charts on the boorus.

>>279633710
Does uma musume have a thread there?

>>279633068
Have you seen her racing dress
They were 100% fucking

>>279633924
>Have you seen her racing dress
Post it and explain.

>>279633392
>female trainers
yuriCHADs won

>>279633136
>50/50 split to keep each side happy
>When the male:female demographic is 9:1
Catering to loud minority is never a good idea for the long run.
Also straight men can admire or fawning a handsome uma just like straight women can stan a cute and funny uma.

Pick your bride

>>279634034
>bride
I'd rather get ass fucked by the groom.

My wife is cute and handsome.

>>279634065
why are you so disgusting you fucking filth

>>279634108
It feels weird that she is more cutesy than handsome.

>>279633994
Shield Hero being popular with 40 year olds is both funny an sad.

>>279634244
Not at all. If anything, the game has been pretty clearly favoring her cool side over the cute in recent years, ever since they removed
>can't sleep without her stuffed toy
from her official bio.
Don't see why they had to, since Brian is clearly very versatile in that regard.

>>279634108
>cute and handsome.
What about sexy?

>>279633994
>Fast & Furious
Every time.

>>279634244
An ikemen uma being overly cutesy is gap-moe.

>>279634108
Cute imouto

>>279628439
>Have they even taken any breaks since starting this manga?
it's gone on a billion breaks, retard
hell it's on one right now
>>279628663
retarded newfag, it runs in WEEKLY Young Jump

>>279634378
EZ.

>>279634293
Don't forget
>Is afraid of her own shadow
Which can't be taken away from her, since it is canon

>>279634378
post the full pic

>>279634576
It's nsfw, so the Yakuza would get me.

>>279634617
catbox it, retard

>>279634673
If I end up with a Katana in my stomach, it is your fault
https://files.catbox.moe/8zc64f.png

>>279634732
Death by face sitting.

>>279634772
>not even carrying a sword
I am not afraid of you

>>279634856
A classic blunder. It's not the one that you can see that'll get you.

>>279633694
No surprise there. Watching the movie made me want to play the game and make a team with her and Cafe.
Fortunately for my wallet I don't know japanese.

>>279634961
But Global is coming in less than 2 weeks?

>>279634925
Then, you might not wanna announce your attack and cracking your knuckles

>>279635088
>Brian torn between going on a shopping date with Hishama and staying under the kotatsu
CUTE

>>279635526
>date

My favorite phenomenon is uma fanartist starting to make new OC resembling their fav uma just to lewd them

>>279635589
>デート
That's literally what she says

>>279635516
I can't feel anything lewd about the umas because I am impotent.

>>279635650
Of course she means date as in calendar date
Horses can't love other horses.

>>279605799 (OP)
New to the franchise, just watched CinGray so far. A couple of questions:
>who are the fathers if there are no uma otoko? if they are human, why are they never seen at the races or in the streets with the uma mothers?
>why do the winners have to perform a humiliation ritual dance? is it derived from the game? is the game a g*cha?

>>279633211
At the end of the day, male humans will still end up impregnating the umas, no matter what their trainer's gender is or how super-close they are with their fellow umas. This is a truth nobody can change.

>>279633965
Permanent boob window

>>279635897
I remember seeing Satono Diamond’s human father and ume mother. They’re probably all weird rich people

>>279635897
>who are the fathers if there are no uma otoko?
Human men
For Special Week, I assume it must have been a virgin birth since she only ever talks about her two mothers and a father is never mentioned

>why are they never seen at the races or in the streets with the uma mothers?
We see Top Road's dad in the ova. The series rarely shows the umas' parents, maybe because they want to focus more on "spiritual" parents based on the real-life horses' relationships (like Rudolf/Teio, Gimlet/Vodka, Tachyon/Scarlet, King Halo/Kawakami Princess etc)

>why do the winners have to perform a humiliation ritual dance?
Canonically this is meant to be a way for umas to show their gratitude towards their fans. It's also a remnant of the early days of the franchise when they were leaning more towards idol stuff

>is it derived from the game?
It was part of the concept from way before the game was released

>is the game a g*cha?
yes

>>279635897
>why do the winners have to perform a humiliation ritual dance
Because half of Uma's bloodline came from Idolmaster and because we gotta make money from lives and shit.
>is the game a gacha
Nigga what year do you think it is?

>>279635897
>who are the fathers if there are no uma otoko? if they are human,
human dad + Uma mom = can make human males or Uma daughters. There's no male Umas.
>why are they never seen at the races or in the streets with the uma mothers?
Family does show up sporadically here and there, but this franchise has way too many characters to fill the screentime with tons of family. Also since it's based on IRL horse racing some "family ties" are represented in creative ways like Simboli Rudolf being an inspirational figure to Tokai Teio (Rudolf is Teio's dad IRL), so that kinda counts too?

>why do the winners have to perform a humiliation ritual dance? is it derived from the game? is the game a g*cha?
Winners do the winning live, basically it's like an idol performance yeah. It's actually not that present in previous anime, they typically do a big one in the first and last episodes, with some short ones in the middle (or skipping it entirely). So don't worry if you aren't big on idol stuff, this is still a sports series first and foremost.

If you caught up with CinGray, then go watch S1 > S2 > Road to the Top > Beginning of a New Era.

>>279636123
>For Special Week, I assume it must have been a virgin birth since she only ever talks about her two mothers and a father is never mentioned
her father either fucked off or died, it's not mentioned

>>279636123
>For Special Week, I assume it must have been a virgin birth since she only ever talks about her two mothers and a father is never mentioned
It is more likely that Spe's mother got impregnated by a married man rather than that headcanon. Can't talk about controversial stuff like that or let Spe know the truth.

>>279636123
>maybe because they want to focus more on "spiritual" parents based on the real-life horses' relationships (like Rudolf/Teio, Gimlet/Vodka, Tachyon/Scarlet, King Halo/Kawakami Princess etc)
Maybe you are hallucinating too much. There are anime where we only see siblings living together and we never see their parents. But common sense dictates that their parents are just working overseas.

>>279636123
>>279636131
>>279636141
I see. In what I saw so far two uma mothers appeared, Oguri's and a random one on the street with her daughter, but Berno's parents were also mentioned. Granted that 親 could have a different meaning in this world, and in general the focus isn't in the worldbuilding so I didn't place much importance on that but I was still curious. Nothing denied real horses being the fathers, especially being the umas basically superhumans so I had to ask kek

>>279636123
>For Special Week, I assume it must have been a virgin birth since she only ever talks about her two mothers and a father is never mentioned
While watching the show I got the vibe that either 1- He died early in the marriage or 2- He was an asshole that went away, to Spe's mom turned to yuri, resulting in her being raised by "two moms".

>>279636277
Human males are the fathers of all Umamusume. Without them, they wouldn't exist in the first place. Special Week, too—maybe her father died, and then her mother died while giving birth to her. The mother's friend took her in as a foster daughter. This is directly connected to the real-life Special Week and her New Zealand groomers.

>>279636277
In the beginning of each season they explain what Uma Musumes are, sometimes showing egyptian-like hieroglyphs.
Maybe there's an Uma goddess that changed human females into Umas, and every Uma since are descendants from them. Although uncommon some characters do have supernatural elements tied to their plot, so who knows.

I jerkoff to Uma Ai slop way to much

>>279636302
Breeding with uma means risking your life, like getting kicked behind them or breaking your pelvis after being ridden by the umadachi.
Only few men can survive it.

>>279636277
>Nothing denied real horses being the fathers, especially being the umas basically superhumans so I had to ask kek
Don't be stupid and stop thinking about bestiality. The horse part of uma musumes came from the premise that the souls of horses from another world reincarnated in the umaverse as the uma musumes. There are also no animal horses or uma musukos because that is just how it is. Since uma musumes are all females, then only male humans can procreate with them.

>>279635897
>if they are human, why are they never seen at the races or in the streets with the uma mothers?
They're human. You see them in the show, albeit very rarely. Pic related on the right is the father of one of the protags of Road to the Top.
As for why you don't see them, it's the same reason you don't generally see fathers/brothers/male siblings in idol anime, it's because the producers don't want otaku retard viewers to feel insecure and like they're competing with a fictional family member for a fictional character's fictional love.
Thankfully, Uma Musume's fanbase is at least mature enough to not go postal when they see the girls in the show having male family members.

>>279636645
We all gotta die sometime

>>279636862
Joe has to have an uma mom too.
Who the fuck wears a hat like that indoors?

If newfriends would actually read the game story they'd be meeting a lot of uma dads there.

>>279637151
You can see she has ears right there, she can't be an uma

>>279637151
She's not an uma because she has human ears.

>>279637151
>hiding uma ears and tail
Do you think she and other umas are being discriminated?

>>279637256
>>279637262
Animation error, ignore that.
What? You're gonna say that Tazuna is just a mere human too?

>>279637256
>>279637262
Mcqueen also has human ears. Remember?

>>279637339
>>279637341
How the hell does fuck ups like those able to pass production quality checks?

>>279637256
>>279637262
Original from the manga is much more vague.

>>279637256
Newfags can be identified by asking where their fathers are, as the game storylines frequently include their normal human fathers.

>>279636123
They simply just didn't want their franchise mascot (and the protagonist of their first attempt at making an anime in the franchise) to have any kind of male relation.
This was back in the infancy of the when the franchise was still trying play it very safe by basically trying to be Idolmaster with horses. If Spe-chan was to ever have any significant role in an Uma Musume anime in the future, I wouldn't be surprised if they showed some kind of flashback showing her dad and him dying of disease or an accident or some shit like that. After all, they've loosened up a bit in the years since S1 and have a more confident sense of identity now.

>>279637383
Wasn't that just in the PV? If I recall, they deleted it and reuploaded it later with fixed ears.

>>279632639
kino

>Nothing denied real horses being the fathers, especially being the umas basically superhumans so I had to ask kek
Do a flip retard

>>279637478
Imagine ruining an almost perfect design with a gigantic and distracting forehead.

>>279637468
god damn, 205 pages

>>279637502
She's much cuter with the forehead

>>279637341
never forgetti

>>279637778
Need to touch them

I want to have an Uma imouto

>>279637913
Now she's stronger than him physically. Can't bully her for the last pudding any more.

>>279637913
>>279637985
I hope they make it canon that umas are normally incestuous.

>>279638022
It already is though

lucky trainer

Which uma would you musume

Nothing beats a good nap with your uma after a hard day of helping a local farmer tend his crops.

>>279638160
Nice try, faggot.

Some umas like Shakur and Orfe should be physically abusive.
Imagine how hot it would be.

>>279637913
we're missing her imouto hokuto o

>>279638460
Orfe is both physically and mentally domineering and abusive, a real tyrant.
No wonder she's popular with the ladies.

>>279605799 (OP)
mejiro mcqueen has the best pussy

>>279638247
>Which uma would you musume
All the mares. Pic related is my newest mare wife in my collection.

>>279631770
I want to be her baby

>>279631770
That's a VERY BIG Dia.

>>279631770
How does she run with those giant meat bags putting her off balance?

>>279638541
Congratulations!

>>279638541
Be extra careful with her. She is a rapist.

>>279638701
she stores energy in them

>>279638541
She is very cute.

>>279633211
>The triple crowns are clearly yumebait but that didn't quite work
Only Rudolph got any push by the anime, though.

>>279638541
She seems to have the same energy as Grass.

I like this artist's artstyle. Strong fairy tale book vibe.
It's probably the simple shapes and flat colors.

>>279638541
CHRONO GENESIS CHAN!!!!!!

>>279638733
Nonsense. Might wanna close your shutters and sweep your apartment for bugs tho.

>>279607378
Bro? Did you miss the maid cafe event?

>>279634283
desu the median age in Japan is like 40something, so it's literally normiecore over there.

Does anyone has that footage of Stay Gold just veering off somewhere during a race? That shit is funny as heck. I tried to find the original poster on xitter, but it was a jp handle.

Tail play with an uma!

>>279611043
karen

>>279640878
GOD I want to brush an uma's tail so badly

Just saw a post on rebbit, apparently you can order those tanuki plushes over in china. The quality looks decent from the pics the guys post. I wanna ask, how does fan merch of a character from an IP, like uma, works. Is it legal to sell and profit from them? Also saw a guy selling those oguri cap, cap online. Haven't seen anyone sending them a cease and desist or a warning. So, is it okay?

>>279640955
It's iffy because of their updated guidelines but they probably won't go after you if you aren't living in Japan.

Urara OVA SOON

>>279640878
>>279633468
This is the most bizzare thing in uma musume because their tails does not have muscles from base to the tip.

>>279641202
Most people don't bother to find out how does a horse tail really work.

>>279641202
Correction, ordinary horses do not have tails with muscles from base to tip.
But these are not horses, they're uma musumes.
Maybe the human dormant monkey genes combined with the horse genes to gave birth to a monkey + horse tail combination.

>>279641415
Damn I rewrote my post halfway through and forgot to spellcheck it. Now it looks like ESL wordsoup.

>>279641202
Silly trainer! Obviously, each hair strand has its own bone inside. Uma can freely control her hair strands independently.

>>279641315
Is there a tag for tail docks?

>>279641471
rumao I see much worse ESL babble in the /vg/ thread many times a day
I love when the prehensile uma musume shippo art gets really out of hand, I bet the uma musume depicted in some of these fanart illustrations can support their own body weight off a tree branch

>>279641471
>forgot to spellcheck it.
Only brainlets complain about grammar.

>>279641537
Beats me. This is the only such picture I have.

>>279641415
>ときに数奇で、ときに輝かしい歴史を持つ別世界の名前と共に生まれ
That pic was an abysmal translation of the opening sequence to every single Uma Musume series and it's incredibly cringeworthy how none of the fansubs could get it right even after making a dozen updated releases

>>279641735
Lmao that’s discord translators for you. EOPs deserve this for their lack of effort.

>>279606448
this Biwa
>>279638610
>>279631770
haha imagine if she was mommy size to you

>>279629830 >>279633372
Who else but my boy wife
>>279630999
Like, the actual horse owner? That's cool as hell if he actually likes that shit on the (or his?) car.
>>279640878 >>279641202
You see this a good bit with Kemonomimi content I feel, easy way to show affection, plus its super darn cute.
>>279631592 >>279631675
>and go crazy for ikemen Uma characters like Rudolf or Sirius.
T B Q F who doesn't? Males do that too, not just thirsty woman, either for self insert reasons or otherwise.

>>279641537
dock_(tail) on danbooru

reminder to simply ignore every fag trying to instigate a pointless flame war

>>279640878
>>279641202
>>279641620
Built for 尻尾ハグ

>>279641415
While umas are definitively established to have horse souls (not that umaverse science could possibly now that), there's nothing about the actual physiology of their tail that that cannot feasibly be expressed by primate genes with the correct selective pressures. Point being there could be nothing equine about them at all from a strictly anatomical perspective.
The ears on the top of the head on the other hand, are a different story. I expect umas, as in kemomimi in general, would have some funky looking skulls.

It would be interesting if their superb force generation (with seemingly identical musculature to the average ningen female) could be explained by neuromuscular adaptations resulting in a massive improvement of their brain's ability to fire muscles efficiently and quickly, and the moving of the ears to the top of the skull somehow figures with that. It could be that umamusume are quite literally wired to run fast.

All assuming that they are a naturally evolved species.

I watch this clip regularly. Oguri looks too cute here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeLJ6d--WMU

>>279642675
Oops. Forgot my accompanying image.

>>279642675
>"Haha it's funny because she eats 5 men's worth of food and gets a giant belly. What a kneeslapper, gets me every time."

>>279642896
this except unironically

>>279642919
Genuinely never noticed this was an allegory to one of their races.

>>279643020
Said race is shown in Cinderella Gray

>>279642919
>>279642940
>>279642973
>Tonight's episode: the writer's barely disguised fetish

HORSE SEXO!!! Sexooo

>>279643690
calm ya horses buckero

Spooky, but cute.

>stop playing the game
>lose interest in the series
It is what it is.

fucked up the order whoops

>>279644721
What happened in the last panel?

>>279644935
I just work here, sir.

one can dream...

>>279605799 (OP)
The answer is Special Week.

>No Rice Shower mentioned in the thread
This board fell too far

>>279645636
Now post the rest.

I'm going to rewatch season 1. I watched it without knowing about the IRL lore and want to see if my perspective changes now that I'm deep into their IRL race careers.

>>279645937
>>279645959
Doesn't she have a husband?

>>279633710
>>279633727
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9442961?q=umamusume

>>279644152
Manhattan Cafe is pretty cool, wish the imaginary friend part got some form of catharsis in the movie.
Maybe they're saving it for a sequel? Is there any chance of getting a season/ONA series with Doto, Cafe and Opera O?

>>279645959
Damn why is her pinky fucked up?

>>279646440
It's fine. It is possible to bend it that way.

>>279635897
>who are the fathers if there are no uma otoko?
They have human fathers.
However, all the uma musume in the game are gay, so you don't need to worry about seeing a male.

how do I train horses

>HE returned to shit up the thread
>still not posting anything worthwhile or on topic
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HORSE AND HOW GOOFY IT IS

Tourist here
Do they like having their ears rubbed?

>>279647084
Just tell them to run around, lift or pull something, record their time and give them a headpat if they did good.

>>279647152
if they dont then you can bet your ass that ill try to make them like it by pure force and autistic determination

>>279647152
Maybe.

Borses are Dogs
Dogs love ear rubs
Gently rub your bors ears

>>279647152
Yes, but only when it's done by cute girls

>>279647566
It's okay anon, I'm sure they'd enjoy it if you rubbed their ears too.

>>279643965
man even though ryuuji is the one creature on earth that doto is not friendly to I was still jealous of how he was allowed to pet doto since he wasn't an average visitor

>>279647084
Introduce them to a female trainer

>>279647726
why are horsies so fucking violent?

>>279648027
Prey species behavior.

>>279648027
They prefer to hang out with cute girls rather than men

>>279648095
no reason to be so darn angry all the time tho...

>>279648027
>>279648201
needs cock correction like any woman

>>279648027
>>279648201
Needs lesbian correction like every women

>>279635897
>>who are the fathers if there are no uma otoko? if they are human, why are they never seen at the races or in the streets with the uma mothers?
Refer to the original lore interview with the first director of the franchise: Thereare no horse boys only human men. Their fathers are human men. Those human men are highly likely to be the mother's trainer (see picture for a demonstration of a horse girl copulating with her trainer)
We already have 4 confirmations of this: El condor pasa, Mihono Bourbon, Narita Top Road (onscreen appearance), and Satonos
>>why do the winners have to perform a humiliation ritual dance?
Idol franchise
>is it derived from the game?
Yes
>is the game a g*cha?
Yes, we do not talk about the over priced spinoff

>>279648359
Who the hell is that small fluffy girl?

>we do not talk about the over priced spinoff
Except that is wrong and a lie, we do sometimes talk about it, in the case of one thread quite heavily in fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0

>>279643252
I kneel

>>279645937
>>279645959
I'm going to become Oguri's stepdad!

>>279642338
Yeah, that’s Seiun Sky and Nishino Flowers. He loves his horses a lot, and their uma counterparts too.

>>279648978
>He loves his horses a lot, and their uma counterparts too.
Based! Seeing young fucks drive cars like this is one thing, seeing an old fart that actually likes hos horsies do this is cool as hell and refreshing!

>>279648978
Does he like yuri art of them as well? It's an integral part of their identity in the Uma Musume franchise.

>Sad, pathetic and miserable retard likes yuri
Like pottery.

do NOT reply to the yuri
report him, hide his posts and move on

OGU SEXO!

>>279649655
perfect way to reach bump

>>279649710
look how cool as that old fart is!

>>279649655
Built for Belno Light, Symboli Rudolf (the first Uma Musume PV confirms this), and Fujimasa March. These three girls get to SEXO her.

>>279649655
She is kind enough to show us where the dick should be inserted.

see ya disgusting faggots on sunday

>>279649769
>Belno Light, Symboli Rudolf (the first Uma Musume PV confirms this), and Fujimasa March.
All of those umas are my wives btw along with Oguri.

>>279649881
I want absolute silence in the sunday.

>>279649971
we gonna scream so fucking loud that you wont be able to eat, take a shit and much less sleep, bitch.

>>279649971
I want a marvellous Sunday

Now that I think about it, how common are female jockeys?
I would think that due to their size it could be fairly common, right?

ikeman love

>>279649971
I want to absolutely sunday in silence.