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the most unrealistic part of this show is the thought that two opposite sex, non-blood related teenagers could live under one roof with an absentee guardian for months and not fuck

high-waist dolphin shorts

>>279616606
I agree

>>279616441 (OP)
if any of them doesnt want to fuck, then they dont fuck (shinji was gay)

>>279616441 (OP)
if any of them doesnt want to fuck, then they dont fuck (shinji was ugly)

NICHT STÜRZEN

>>279616441 (OP)
So, then it was perfectly realistic because they did.

>>279616896
actually not true, and several characters comment on it

>>279616441 (OP)
>Sees this daily
>Still chooses Kaworu

>>279617099
A tiger might be beautiful to look at from a distance, but could you gather the courage to get close and pet it?

>>279617099
The same way /a/ has a bunch of faggots. No one here can talk to women so they either go full faggot or full waifu.

>>279617167
Yes.

>>279616968
This is my favorite schizo theory, even if it doesn't make sense in the grand scheme of things

>>279617167
The thing is, the tiger "pets" (you).

>>279617296
>This is my favorite schizo theory, even if it doesn't make sense in the grand scheme of things

Bullshit. It's what happened but implications and clues were used instead of being explicit because Anno couldn't get away with showing a 14 and 13 year old having sex on public television.

>>279617367

For the same reason they don't explicitly show the moment of death of either Rei II or Kaworu but can show Asuka getting butchered in the movie.

>>279617320
the ol switcheroo

Shinji is too busy enduring a mass-scale psyop to even feel horny. This is the entire reason Evangelion was made, to demonstrate how a normal person can be put inside of a power fantasy and still suffer. He lived the ideal and he wasn't happy, because it could never unfuck feelings of abandonment and misplaced shame.

>>279617460
>to even feel horny
Pretty sure one of the things Asuka throws in his face during EoE is him having masturbatory fantasies about her but never doing anything about it

>>279617563
>He still thinks anything in EoE even happened
Imagine being filtered by the most obvious dream sequence in media

>>279616441 (OP)
Built for ken ken.

>>279617563
What she's complaining about is that he never takes the initiative. She always has to make the move on him. This makes her feel undesirable, even as he is happy to beat his meat to the thought of her.

>>279617694
Oh, oh. He's gonna have a melty and samefag

>>279617167
Asuka is more like a swan: beautiful, majestic, ugly temperament
Definitely not for babies or browns like >>279617694

>>279617682
The message of EoE was obvious
Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit tsundere pussy

It's not real world

>>279616441 (OP)
You probably think it was a "coincidence" the adults put them together there.

>>279618050
It'd be a lot cooler if it was

>>279618116
It was part of the mission

>>279616441 (OP)
yeah its lazy self-insert writing, we know

>>279617099
He chooses kaworu because he gives him everything he wants with no ambiguity and no resistance. If asuka had been nice to him just once in a straightforward way they’d have gotten together, she made sure she’d not get asked out

>>279618168
Yep

If a girl made sexual advances towards me I would assume she was making fun of me, not that she wanted me to fuck her

>>279618708
literally happened to me in a mental health ward

>>279618944
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>279616441 (OP)
>the most unrealistic part of this show is the thought that two opposite sex, non-blood related teenagers could live under one roof with an absentee guardian for months and not fuck
H-haha right g-guys?

Stinky

>>279616441 (OP)
No model material german girl is going to be interested in a lame loser japanese boy.
Also they got alone like one single night

>>279619281
I cringe so hard when the foreign girl is interested in the jap male mc!
It never happens in real life

>>279619281
she's like a quarter japanese herself...

>>279616968
Instrumentality sex doesn't count

>>279616441 (OP)
Nothing unrealistic about not wanting to fuck filthy pig-whore Asuka.

>>279618708
You are describing my middle school years

Asuka #1

>>279619604
Said no one ever

>>279619145
damn bitch you live like this?

>>279619714
Rei is number e^1

Anno and ass...what a great duo

>>279618425
>He chooses kaworu because he gives him everything he wants with no ambiguity and no resistance
Can not emphasize this enough.
The most attractive characteristic to any guy is finding him attractive.

>>279616441 (OP)
Shinji is not masculine enough to fuck a woman(or anything else, for that matter). It's irrelevant whether the woman wants it or not.

>>279619093
Here seethe

>>279616441 (OP)
Women = Shit
Is not that difficult

>>279617099
That's what it means to be a homosexual man.

>>279620520
For Shinji it was more like being prison gay

>>279620955
Prison gay takes time to occur. Shinji was blushing like a schoolgirl the moment he met Kaworu.

>>279616441 (OP)
I was a teenager around girls my age who liked me and I didn't fuck any of them because I was scared (and still am) of girls.

>>279616441 (OP)
It's extremely realistic, actually.

>>279621617
Only for pathetic herbivore men

>>279623706
>A single moment in time, captured perfectly with no forward motion
This is genuinely the reason I can only fap to audio-porn nowadays, only medium where POV genuinely feels like POV

>>279616441 (OP)
Not everyone is a lecherous perv

>>279619714
Rei's gonna deport you

>>279623706
Anyone would go for the Rei donut before ever fathoming kissing idiot-Asuka

>>279616606
Few things are more erotic

>>279617167
My 14 year old self would've been too blinded by my boner to think about fear

>>279624144
huh? audio is just as forward as video, why not use video too?

>>279617099
those 2 episodes baited you into buying into the seriee. turns out you're the real homosexual. shinji doesn't do anything to Asuka because of Japan's birth rate crisis which stemmed from the mid 1990s and the advent of the nu japanese male as a result of the abyssmal economic future of Japan.

>>279619343
the only realistic thing is that japanese men are sex obsessed but also repulsed from actually doing it

>>279625376
>Brown hands wrote this post

>>279616441 (OP)
I had a female roommate and we didn't fuck

>>279625260
I meant it mostly in the context of POV stuff. Drawings capture POV, but are frozen in time, video moves forward in time, but can't capture POV properly, even with animation.

>>279616441 (OP)
why Kaji didn't take Asuka like Misato did with Shinji ???

>>279616968
why they went to Misato's bed?
>also, fucking
i dont see a single blush sweat or ahegao though

>>279623706
Is that a Godzilla movie played on a 3DO?

>>279624729
Speak for yourself, but Asuka's right. I'd miss and go between her legs by accident instead. I've always wondered what redhead pubes taste like.

>>279619359
>second :08
why was she crying behind the door?
she wanted shinji to rape her !?
and they were barely knowing each other!
that's a changed memory, it makes no sense otherwise.

>>279619432
It's not instrumentality sex. It's a recollection and rearrangements of past events, as everything is in this sequence. Instrumentality doesn't start until Kom Susser Tod kicks in.

>>279625845
>why they went to Misato's bed?

Asuka's getting revenge on Misato for sneaking off with Kaji. She wants Misato to see the mess they made of her futon. It's world class bitch shit.

>>279626770
Only one girl got instrumentality sex.

>>279616606
rape

>>279616441 (OP)
>S. A. L.
>Soryu Asuka Langley
What is this name order where you sandwich your first name between your two last names?

>>279619145
There's seven years' bad luck right there.

>>279616441 (OP)
Because Shinji is socially awkward and doesn't really like Asuka because of her attitude, while Asuka is hostile 24/7.

Their relationship is genuinely pretty unpleasant throughout the whole series.

>>279626345
Asuka was taunting Shinji into demolishing her walls of Jericho. He was too beta to pick up the cue.

>>279619784
[ ] Do not pee on her
[x] Pee on her

>>279626982
Germs do the two last names thing? I thought it was a hispanic thing

>>279626982
Japs aren't big on individualism so you're supposed to give your family name first, then your first name

>>279627210
No, they don't.

>>279627266
Yeah, but nobody calls her Soryu-Langley Asuka in the show, and neither does Soryu Asuka Langley ever show up anywhere else besides those boxes. She's only ever called Asuka Langley Soryu.

>>279627451
Doesn't she explicitly tell people to call her Asuka once she meets them?
For instance, Shinji calls the other girls Ayanami and Katsuragi-san (before settling on Misato-san)

>>279616441 (OP)
it was a different time

>>279617682
Instrumentality was not a dream sequence you bug brained tard

>>279623706
I pick the donut box, as it is the closest to reality. More emotionless then Rei. More ambiguous than Asuka. A cold, logical choice of whatever you desire. You can truly have it if you so desire. It is more real than either girl in the image. But no whipped cream. Never the whipped cream.

>>279627669
I was probably thinking of the Arael mindrape scene where her self-introduction keeps looping and she calls herself Asuka Langley Soryu there.

>guy is a complete pussy loser
>girl doesn't find him attractive
it's not even a problem of being horny

>>279623706
It's weird how mixing food and sex is a relatively commonly known kink, yet I don't think I have ever seen anyone actually into it online. Maybe it's because "haha I put whipped cream on my buttcheeks" is a very "safe kinky" sort of thing?

>>279627971
>girl doesn't find him attractive

>>279628004
I'm into it

>>279626982
probably just jappa writers not knowing how hyphenated or double last names would work?

>>279627925
no she says S.A.L there too

>>279628666
And in the non-mindrape version of that scene you can even see she's written it that way on the board too.

>>279628666
>>279628698
Guess I outed myself as a dubfag...her VA says A.L.S. there.

>>279628004
I don't think that kind of food sex is really a "kinky" thing. It's just something fun, like "spankings" that don't hurt or dress-up play. The people who like that image aren't sexually interested in the food, but the implied sex. The food is an excuse and could be replaced with any other stock scenario.
But I agree that it's weird that people with an actual sexual interest in food are so rare. Maybe because if you have an oral fixation you just fixate on oral?

>>279619145
Lost to wimp cock, how tragic

>>279629028
The only people who mix food and sex in any sense that come to mind are the feeder types and people into vore. But neither of those are about mixing food and sex, but rather sexualizing food and eating.

So yeah, the eating whipped cream off a woman's butt kind of thing doesn't even really qualify as a kink when the food is a completely coincidental element to its appeal.

>>279629042
What was the purpose behind adding this in the director's cut? To show that she's extra irritable even beyond her already sky high baseline cuntiness?

>>279629120
It contrasts her with Rei ("a woman who never bleeds") and with Ritsuko (who there's a series of identical shots of). Maybe with Misato too, but I don't remember that if so.

>>279626770
How do you know is Misato's bed?

>>279629042
Probably not the best place to ask considering the board demographics, but is menstruation truly this ultra debilitating condition that some claim it is, or is it like, a mild to moderate inconvenience? Or depends.

>>279629246
Eh. I guess I don't.

>humanity is only saved because shinji and asuka were retarded enough to run straight into battle against a floating ball and space bird
Kinda funny to think about

>>279628865
rare localization win

>>279616441 (OP)
EVA groomed Japs into becoming beta herbivores

>>279617099
>>Still chooses Kaworu
Doesn't happen in the last 2 episodes
Doesn't happen in EoE
Doesn't happen in rebuilds
Kaworu is the equivalent of a rebound fuck after a break up and than is forgotten immediately afterwards

>>279629277
Really really depends. Apparently ~20% of women get actual PMS, the rest have no symptoms. There's also variable severity of physical problems, like cramps or simply the amount of blood expelled.
What probably effects women almost universally is the entire menstrual cycle, though. Imagine having 300% testosterone one week, then slowly down to 100%, then up to 25%, then back up to 300%...

>>279629419
Is the hormonal rollercoaster truly that ridiculous?

>>279629419
This actually does happen to men on a lesser fashion, but few people notice it as there's no external indicator like with women's period

>>279629466
Probably not that bad but you know women love being dramatic

>>279629490
This might be broscience but test is also apparently more susceptible to outside influence. Like apparently seeing women cry measurably depresses your T-levels, and men in long term relationships also have noticeably lower T-levels than single men because of cohabitation lowering your T for some reason. Women are literally testosterone thieves.

>>279629120
it's a very visceral connection between two of the main parts of asuka's baggage, her relationship with motherhood through her mother and her relationship with her own sexuality and sexual-self image, and maturity in general. contrasts with the childish way she talks about sex elsewhere, and reminds the viewer that these really are young kids. or something along those lines, it doesn't have to have a explicit meaning, it can just serve as an aesthetic element too

>>279629466
Yeah.
>>279629490
Interesting. Do cycles of testosterone also cause psychological effects that are more subtle than those of estrogen? "You're more competitive than usual" vs. "you're more weepy than usual" seems like a significant difference in terms of what people notice.
>>279629565
>for some reason
Gotta care for your offspring / not run around too much.

>>279629042
Even the show itself makes fun of it. You guys think he's doomed to be a dicklet, or is it just that he's young and still has growing to do?

>>279629723
Anno did a whole interview talking about Gendo having a small penis, but it probably should be taken seriously since it was mostly him poking fun at himself by comparing himself to Gendo

>>279629744
Those old interviews were also almost always done drunk, weren't they?

>>279629723
HE WAS IN THE BATH

>>279629744
*shouldn't be taken seriously

>>279616968
You know Shinji is not comparable to Kaji.

>>279629723
To be fair, that green can and the other chair are still covering the area between his legs well. And he's so far away that his limbs are thinner than the can anyway. You could redline a massive cock hanging nearly to his knees there.

>>279629783
Basically all the extra content that came out around the time the show was made was done by Gainax staff for fun, like the drama cassette where Asuka calls Kaworu a homo-boy or the one where Anno and Miyamura talk about how it would be to sexually assault Asuka and Rei

>>279629723
Didn't the rebuild version of this scene double down on the humiliation with making the last object toothpicks?

>>279629897
Uh

>>279629897
the jar says toothpicks there too

>>279616441 (OP)
IMAGINE the sex marathons, Shinji and Asukas bodies coated with sweat, Shinjis bruised erection slipping into Asukas wet petals again, their bodies moving together, Asuka shivering as Shinjis cock brings her to another climax...

>>279630083
So basically the same stunt Kaji and Misato pulled in college, the one week challenge

>>279630113
is this canon?

>>279630154
Yep

>>279629952
>>279630000
Uh, I haven't watched the first rebuild in like a decade, okay?

>>279628004
You can't understand how kinky it is to eat food from a girl's body untilyou have experienced it yourself. Bonus points if you feed each other sweet foods mouth-to-mouth.

>>279617099
You wouldn't get it.

>>279629042
You know how there are certain ways of writing characters that pinpoint the writer's genre? Well, this is the epitome of male writing.

>>279627971
He has status as an Eva Pilot though. If he was just some other random guy in the class she probably would have spat on him.

>>279629120
>What was the purpose behind adding this in the director's cut?
It was cool. Anno said so himself.

>>279630753
Seeing Asuka complaining about her period is cool?

>>279630277
why Naoko scolded Ritsuko over this ??

>>279630779
Because she probably got onto way freakier shit than that with Gendo

>>279630083
>godiwishthatwereme.webp

>>279630113
that's rookie stuff.
AsuShin canonically practice auto-erotic asphyxiation.

>>279630929
That's... not "auto" asphyxiation

>>279630884
whats this from

>>279630929
nipons really love asphyxiation sex, don't they?

>>279630986
Tenohira no Adolescence by Monkey's Taste
Non-h doujin

>>279628698
I want to rape Asuka

>>279630741
>t.troon freak

>>279628698
i want to make love with Asuka. lovey-dovey face-to-face sex.

>>279630929
Why is it almost always women who are into the choking shit?

>>279629744
On the other hand, Gendo manages to pull Naoko AND Ritsuko, after originally starting out with Yui, and it's heavily implied that Rei finds him attractive too. Clearly the man has SOMETHING going for him when it comes to women.

>>279631325
Dude's freakishly tall, has a good jawline and a dangerous aura
Just one of those would put you ahead of the curve

>>279631325
...being their boss, maybe? Yui is the only real question mark here because when they met he was still a fucking loser and she clearly had better options as a hot, talented scientist in her 20s.

>>279617099
Shinji has good taste.

>>279629783
Where did you hear this?

>>279631262
Women are genetically programmed to accept abuse.
Its a touchy subject and one that therapists are trained to not ever say in therapy, but at the end of the day a woman that gets off on being choked by an enrgaed man is going to have more babies than one that leaves him for doing it, and thus those genes get passed on over time.

>>279616441 (OP)
You would let Shinji fuck you?

>>279617296
>No blushing
>No tongue out
>No eye roll
No sex.

>>279631646
No, I'd prefer it the other way around, personally.

>>279631663
sketch looks like Asuka
>>279617296
but here she doesn't anymore.

what happened?

>>279624144
>This is genuinely the reason I can only fap to audio-porn nowadays
Based. Imagination is the ultimate fap fuel.

>>279617682
The finale of the anime was the dream sequence retardbro

>>279632104
Yeah, audio porn or well-written smut gets me fired up far harder than visual things nowadays, too.

>>279629668
Its been ages since I looked into all this stuff but mens test slowly rises every day without nutting up to a point then either stops or slowly starts going down again. If you nut it drops back down (or below) to before the increase started. You get more horny than usual, morning wood, leading to wet dreams unless you do the deed.

>>279632180
apologies I think I was mistaken, when you nut it spikes to the tippy tops and then the drop starts.

>>279616441 (OP)
muricans are so sexually frustrated they just fuck on the spot?

>>279616441 (OP)
Better question is, why Asuka says 'Misato will be living with me' like some king of own, when it's Misato's man she wants more than anything else?

>>279631425
Bred to be submissive little monsters. Disgusting.

>>279623706
I've always been so focused on Rei's ass that I never even noticed that Asuka also had a donut

>>279631379
Literally the most unrealsitic aspect of Eva

>>279633253
What man takes on his wife's name after marriage?

>>279633253
She's just another anime girl drawn with as few facial features as possible (therefore, no wrinkles). It's not that big of a gap in universe.

>>279633344
I always got the impression that she's canonically really hot.

>>279633344
Forget the age, look at that face

Would have a hot-blooded, confident shonen protagonist Shinji made for a better or a worse show?

>>279616606
not enough on model fanart of her in those shorts.

would you?

>>279634842
No.

>>279634842
Ok. This is going to be a mind-bender.

Every Rei ghost represents a person. When Shinji’s head appears on the body of Rei ghosts it symbolizes his mind absorbing the minds of the people of the world.

>>279634609
true

>>279632317
Getting a sick sense of satisfaction from "replacing" the then top pilot

>>279633253
Never underestimate women's "I can fix him" drive

>>279617296
What do they even see in each other.

>>279634842
Too skinny, IMO

>>279633298
Me

>>279638339
Asuka craves the unconditional, tender motherly care that she didn't receive from her mother (e.g. being fed and held), but also the element of personal validation that a relationship with a guy she deems respectable would bring her
Basically, Asuka wants a man to be her mommy
Shinji wants to feel needed and useful as to justify his own existence to himself, which he considers as inherently worthless, while simultaneously having an affinity for authority figures that can guide his actions when he doesn't know what to do; but he also doesn't want to be a simple beast of burden, he wants to be treated with the "gentle touch" mentioned in the intro and shown affection
Basically, Shinji wants a woman (preferably) to be his daddy
Freud would cum at the very thought of this

>>279638635
Given how Shinji fell head over heels for Kaworu despite being nominally straight, I wonder if the right woman, a woman like Kaworu, would make Asuka dyke out, in turn.

>>279638775
Shinji's standards aren't really high, Asuka on the other hand is dead set on her ways and won't change course even when it leads to her own destruction

You underestimate the cuckery and lack of initiative in an herbivore male. At that age I was allowed to just have sleepovers at girls' places and we'd just marathon kodocha or whatever without doing anything sexual because my buddy's mom was like "don't fuck them" so I just didn't.

>>279637242
>>279634609
did she wear those shorts in any of the rebuild movies?

>>279639068
Her whole ass is hanging out wtf

>>279639199
Misato's shorts are even shorter. It's pure 90s sex appeal.

>>279638249
>9-11
Huh?

>>279639068
She wears her little red and white dress in rebuild, which is less revealing but somehow feels just as indecent

>>279639199
shinji definitely got a few glimpses as she shifted around

>>279640217
Implying that he look.

>>279640109
that's too bad. oh well, thanks. bored and making ai model and collecting a dataset

>>279640366
He can stare intently at her body, but not meet her gaze

I want hug Rei.

>>279641766
Honestly she deserved to be chocked.

I want to fist Rei's nipples

>>279641941
The old man was a perv

>>279629277
Honestly it varies. Sometimes it feels like basically nothing other than bleeding but other times it feels like you threw your uterus in a meat grinder. But it does lead to real physiological changes and if you (as a female) have a fancy smartwatch you can watch your HRV change around your period.

>>279640109
It's a nightgown

>>279629277
Depends on the girl.

>>279642115
And yet she takes it off when it's actually time to sleep?

>>279619030
NTA, I fucked a married woman in a mental health ward bathroom.
Then she paid for a hotel room for us once we were out.

>>279619093
The one who truly "pilots" Asuka.

>>279641916
She deserves to be choked
With your entire arms by wrapping them around her midsection and lightly squeezing

>>279641766
I see better close shots in the average Bleach episode.

>>279617099

The ship of EVA and of anime as a whole.

https://mega.nz/folder/JJs1wS4a#u1OBKF6J1Mjkd4fdxaXWgQ

>>279616441 (OP)
Shinji is not the type of guy who Asuka would fuck.

>>279642660
How different would show been if those two and Rei got counseling , therapist, and psychologist both separate and group?

>>279643106
Who really then why she spend massive time with him then?

>>279629804
No. Kaji and Misato follow a parallel romance with Shinji, and the night they talked along with the time that Kaji inspired Shinji to fight showed that they were on the same wavelength.

Jesus fucking christ people. This show is a 30 year old mess that didn't even hold up when it was created. Are american audiences so creatively-starved and retarded that they identify with and latch on to the cast of headcase characters? I can feel the lack of shame through my phone screen.

>>279642965
Do girls still wear that? Also no butt cheeks.

>>279643388
>Do girls still wear that?
No.

>>279634307
Shinji is perfect in the beggining and ending parts of the series, i wouldnt mind a confident shinji in the middle (closer to manga shinji) and depressed shinji that becomes a mature person in the end.

>>279630277
Always did prefer Ritsuko

>>279644010
But why though?

I'll take Rei with me. You anons can have asuka

>>279644030
Dunno man, just a feeling

>>279629804
Shinji unironically made kaji into a cuck.

>>279644608
Tits are too big.

>>279644869
Isn't she supposed to be a C cup according to Sadamoto?

>>279643106
Asuka seems more like someone that would only fuck Shinji to relieve stress
Or maybe the other way around

>>279645247
my guess was right then

>>279644608
Why didn't shinji plow misato?

>>279645247
>>279640704
>>279640109
>>279638635
in Japan is it true only when a guy cums deep inside a girl's womb and only then she can know the strength of his feelings and if they're real or not ???

>>279639199
as it should be

>>279616996
That's just Misato being a pedo

Reishin hand holding

>>279645888
Re-fucking-ported.

>>279645685
Why is that a problem?

asuka works at a fast food drive thru.

>>279640704
asuka on model dolphin shorts generator is done and working well.

>>279646610
That's nice; now do something original.

>>279645427
Is this a real Japanese thing? And what feelings, if any, Asuka found in Shinji's cum >>279617296 then?

>>279646610
I thought AI hate anything fun?

>>279629277
It depends, to me, it wasn't particularly bad emotionally or physically speaking(could work and study just fine, maybe the first day I would take ibuprofen for the headaches and menstrual pains) but it lasted 8 days, so I got anemic and had to start taking the pill plus iron supplements.

this show is too grown up

>>279646610
now draw her without shorts

>>279647790
>draw
Prompt artists are neither prompt nor artists.

>>279647892
whatever
i said my request

>>279646610
Picture pinching her cheek

>>279647936
I don't think this is what "eating ass" means

>>279647043
>shinji's cum
thick and heavy

>>279648538
Is she in pain?

why can't asukatards move on already? you fags are the only ones making eva threads at this point.

>>279648654
That wasn't so much a confident Shinji as him losing his fucking shit the fact that he was about to lose yet another friend to inaction

>>279647790
blue shorts for a blue board.

>>279629100
>eating whipped cream off a woman's butt doesn't qualify as a kink

>>279649123
why should we?

>>279628004
It's more of a couple's thing, so you don't usually see it in porn. The one time I did see it, it was a in an audio porn where the girl pretends to be the listener's gf

>>279649345
Yeah, because the whipped cream is just an excuse to lick and touch the bare butt. A kink or a fetish is only that if the unusual thing about it plays a necessary, central role in its satisfaction. All else is mere play.

>>279648538
sause?

>>279648934
cute feet

>>279646610
prone bone anal for the purpose of procreation

>>279652623
>anal
>procreation
Choose one.

>>279652802
>he doesn't know

I always thought that shot from ep. 16 where Asuka is almost just a pair of floating blue eyes in a pitch black shadow was really spooky.

>>279616441 (OP)
At least in Evangelion the explanation is that Shinji is mentally fucked up rather than the author being a prude.

>>279618708
i had the same feelings about any praise because both my parents abandoned me
maybe try acid, therapy, getting off this site, all those helped but it never fully goes away

>>279649440
There's so much great Eva fatty content.

>>279617296
When would they have even done it?

misato should have fucked shinji ngl
just stating facts

>>279616441 (OP)
She sneaks out regularly to play around with the true man of this show.

>>279654755
>Shinji doesn't want Misato making a move on him
>Shinji won't make a move on Asuka
>Shinji doesn't want Asuka making a move on him
>Shinji won't make a move on Rei
>Shinji just likes Kaworu

What the fuck did he ACTUALLY want? Maybe he was just gay. At the very least he was a mess.

All jokes aside, when AsuShin is finally having sex in EOE why is Asuka making this face to Shinji >>279617296
instead of this one >>279648538 ??

>>279654774
Something easy that didn't involve ambiguity or the possibility or rejection
So not a human

>>279654809
I actually really love the idea that Kaworu would have been bad for Shinji and it's ultimately in Shinji's best interest that he gets murked. There's an alternate timeline where Shinji becomes Kaworu's gay butt slut for all eternity and I don't think it would have been good for him. Maybe he would have felt pleasure, but it wouldn't have led to lasting happiness.

>>279654690
Why does he have a Hitler mustache?

>>279634307
Hot blooded I think worse.

I think it'd be interesting if he gained increasing confidence. Still meek and shy perhaps, especially in day to day activities but gain a level of confidence from piloting exploits that starts to bleed over more and more.

>>279655079
That did actually happen, he just got crushed as soon as he got a little cocky so he stopped being confident

>>279654581
Meh. Wish there was more muscle content. They're all doing exercise and training, you think it'd start to show on their bodies, start looking athletic and lean.

Asuka is a horrible person.

>>279655199
She is 13 years old

>>279655121
I guess I mean over a longer period and not like a single outburst of confidence to immediately be crushed out. And not quite so over the top, more of a subtle growing of it over time, and matched with more competence, like seeing him also starting to cite procedures like Rei does in Episode 10 I think when the power goes out.

>>279654755
she needs correction

>>279655213
She really is a prodigy at being bad

>>279655408
The problem with aichad is it frequently gets relative canonical body sizes wrong. For example, it's uncommon for a smaller male to be spanking a larger woman (though that's certainly a booru tag i'd like to see filled out), so it can't help but draw Misato with a smaller adolescent body more common to the scenario.

>>279655013
Because the latest rebuild was just like the Holocaust for asushin niggers.

>>279655197
>They're all doing exercise and training
no all we see them doing is school PE, and the the only training we see is shinji shooting things in a simulator early in the series.

>>279654774
He wanted his mom back.

>>279655848
Eh, he barely knew her and doesn't really remember her by the time of the show
He wants his dad back

>>279655857
He never really knew Yi, but he remembers Mom the idea and entity, he wants that maternal comfort back without realizing that's what he's longing for. He wants his dad back too but not in the same wholehearted way since its conflicting with his resentment over him leaving.

>>279623706
i think food sex is messy but its not my bed so id eat both donuts
ah i am so lonely. i really wish i could eat the donuts...

>>279654774
unconditional love

>>279654774
he'd almost certainly be open to asuka making a move, it's just that her own issues wouldn't permit her to make a move that's direct and unambiguous direct enough for him to not be scared of.

>>279655997
didnt she kiss this nigga in private
girl kisses me i am kissing back

>>279656027
she made extremely sure to convince him that she didn't mean anything by it

>>279656058
girls dont kiss guys unless they want to

>>279656071
shinji doesn't know that

>>279656093
fair

>>279656071
well yeah but shinji is q4 and dumb and extremely insecure so he was able to take her bs at face value, and all the adults were caught up in their own problems so there was no one to explain that to him in plain terms

>>279655596
are you stupid?

AsuShin is the ship of EVA and that's never going to change.

>>279616441 (OP)
Asuka would be too busy getting railed by everyone else to fuck Shinji.

>>279656208
*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

>>279656268
that's not realistic you autist

>>279656268
Sending love letters is so corny, does this even happen in real life?

>>279656347
before the internet and shit yeah
i put a letter in a girls locker. regretted it immediately.

>>279616441 (OP)
No, it's how Satsuki beat Ireul. He should have won.

>>279656347
Never underestimate normalfaggots
They are simultaneously horribly degenerate and at the same time naïve and innocent like children

>>279656338
The entire show is unrealistic and retarded

>>279656414
least deranged eva poster

>>279616441 (OP)
Asuka wanted Kaji to rail her.

>>279656467
i wish i was cool like kaji.

>>279656467
i wonder what percentage of men would not take advantage of this.
my guess is, not much. maybe 5pc.

>>279656668

I think at least roughly half of men I know would not touch her. You need to surround yourself with non-trash people.

>>279656696
i have nobody so i guess im just projecting.
truth is, i couldnt say no.

>>279616441 (OP)
>the most unrealistic part of this show is the thought that two opposite sex, non-blood related teenagers could live under one roof with an absentee guardian for months and not fuck
Brother most BLOOD RELATED siblings would fuck, let alone NBR

>>279656760
depends on how gross/annoying your sibling is
my bro is good looking objectively, but i dont want anything to do with that motherfucker.

>>279652089
And sexy smile

>>279654690
Kek. Based, Canon,

>>279655848
More accurately, he wants to climb back into his mother's womb

>>279657003
his mother literally means nothing anymore, she got cucked by Misato.

>>279644098
I get it. If it's been Misato and Ritsuko then definitely Ritsuko.

>>279649440
Rei and Asuka should be filled with whipped cream as they kiss each other until they both explode

>>279654774
Someone who's nice to him

>>279656696
If I was a stranger that just met her, then sure, but being her guardian, is dangerous to take advantage and most guys would probably think that way.

>>279616606
this guy gets it.

>>279616606
umm ackshually the shorts she wears is normal and low cuts were made in fashion so manufacturers can save money on fabric post ww2

>>279657700
Guys like girls who are nice to them...?! So entitled!

Look at them

>>279656467
>Those things can you until you grow up a little.
based groomer kaji, much more patient than Misato.

>>279646391
nobody said it's a problem

>>279649785
>It's more of an american couple's thing,

>>279616441 (OP)
Rei > Asuka

>>279617296
IT'S NOT SCHIZO, THEY FUCKED

>>279662210
I thought you were busy drawing tatsumaki.

>>279646610
Good morning sir

>>279662349
WHEN NIGGA

>>279656347
I sent a love letter to a girl once. It did not work.

>>279629668
I masturbate several times a day so I'm weak and whiny.I did try no fap and the effect is real, 3.5 days in from a from being a chronic masturbator I felt great and was assertive and strong, I noticed that I smelled different too, then I relapsed. I'm 32 now and too much of a pussy to get my hair cut, not because I like it long but because I can't talk to the barber and I only shop at places I can use self checkout to avoid having to talk to anyone.

>>279664597
Wals of Jericho, duh

>>279665199
How?

>>279666042
How? Peenor goes in Vajyna

>>279657438
Funny how Ritsuko was supposed to be the sex appeal character of the show but got overshadowed by the rest of the cast

>>279667567
Ritsypoo has MAD sex appeal you fucking pleb, way more than Misato and Rei.

>>279667567
retard

>>279664953
Why do you faggots always go from fap marathons to outright abstention? Can't you find some middle ground?

>>279668142
Well yeah, her whole design is pretty much an incarnation of the mature, sophisticated seductress archetype
Bottle blonde, beauty mark, loud red lipstick, often shown smoking, first appearance was in a swimsuit

>>279669372
S E X
E
X

2025 and we still pretending this good?

>>279629723
boys should never be ashamed of their small weenies

>>279669502
Her dark hair

>>279617785
Me on the right

>>279631646
Yes
>>279631961
But also this

Mostly I just love Shinji

>>279654946
Kill yourself

>>279670530
Rare Ritsukos

>>279616441 (OP)
Legs for days

>>279671922
T O E S

A German girl with those looks would never want to have sex with a Japanese loser, doesn't matter how hard the author makes Misato say Shinji is cute to fool the audience into thinking that's something that would happen in real life.

>>279617167
>>279646610
>>279648934
>>279652623
>>279671922

asuka is feces

>>279672242
:|

Hs's mad

>>279630083
This canonically happened

>>279629668
I can't speak for most guys, but personally the only changes I notice that could be attributed to testosterone levels are
>Ceasing masturbation increases libido, but also causes a strong desire to eat pussy
>Libido is at its highest during winter and lowest during summer
and only the latter one could really be considered a consistent cycle