Would you make a vamp girl your wife?

>>279687967 (OP)
Vampires suck

>>279687967 (OP)
I would

>>279687967 (OP)
Interview with the vampire turned me off from the concept.

>>279687967 (OP)
I would, and I actually have a favorite vampire girl from fiction, but I'm struggling to think of her details at the moment.

>>279687967 (OP)
Imagine how good she sucks.

>>279687967 (OP)
she would outlive me

>>279687967 (OP)
Does keeping a scared pire tied up in your basement count as marriage?

>>279687967 (OP)
BDSM would be fun with vampires. Crucifix dildo, wooden stake dildo, silver coated dildo, figging (with garlic), sunlight play, holy water enema, climax denial by decapitation, chastity muzzle so she can't drink without your permission.

>>279687967 (OP)
Is she a Daywalker?

>>279687967 (OP)
Vamp girls are maid for maid girls

>>279687967 (OP)
I already have, and I love her beyond all things!!! :)

>>279687967 (OP)
Preggers

>>279688070
>>279688670
Vampires don't suck!
The SCRAPE and LICK

>>279690259
>BDSM would be fun with vampires. Crucifix dildo, wooden stake dildo, silver coated dildo, figging (with garlic), sunlight play, holy water enema, climax denial by decapitation, chastity muzzle so she can't drink without your permission.
hmmm

>>279687967 (OP)
If she's small and blonde.

>>279693279
What about big and blonde?

>>279687967 (OP)
No.

>>279687967 (OP)
Yes.

Not Remilia though. She's a piece of shit that deserves to die, like everybody in Touhou.

>>279694792
Faggot

>>279687967 (OP)
Why yes.

Absolutely

>>279687967 (OP)
vamp girls make the best wives

>>279687967 (OP)
Only if it's a dumbpire

>>279688730
Not if she turns you into a vamp

>>279687967 (OP)
Only if her name is Remilia Scarlet.

>>279698265
>can't get laid by normal means or seduction, so she rapes
why is she such a failure at life?

>>279698682
The funny thing is ZUN made Flan-chan canonically unmarriable and unsociable, so she'll remain a pure maiden forever.

>>279698682
Remi's cunny is so good she can't seduce him normally. Hence she needs to force herself on him.

>>279698897
Won't stop some people from trying

>>279698985
More corpses/food for the mansion. Sakuya will be pleased.

>>279699054
From previous Asutora pictures, some get lucky before getting vaporized.

>>279698897
her onee-sama is all flandre needs to be happy

I would give myself papercuts and have her suck on my fingers

How could I miss a thread like this?

>>279699272
>Asutora pictures
Fanon is not important to me, I prefer canon.

>>279699362
It still pretty early tho

This thread reminded me of Sunako... She used to be my waifu, unfortunately time made me forget her
She made me so happy. Good times

>>279699440
Ougi Shinobu wallpaper...

>>279687967 (OP)
wife and pregnant wife

>>279699919
The happiest baby factory.

>>279698265
All ever wanted.

perhaps...

>>279699919
Fat and happy

>>279698265
giwtwm

>>279700134
Poor Sakuya...

>>279699919
Me and my wife

>>279700670
And more are coming.

Keep your vampire wife out of the sun kudasai

>>279700814
Imagine molesting a terrified Sofi in broad daylight...

>>279700814
What if she can tolerate it?

>>279700670
So 2 artists already decided Remi married some faceless ripped dude?

>>279687967 (OP)
Yes if she made me immortal as well, so our love could last for all eternity.

>>279688161
puuuuuuusssssssyyyyyyyyy

>>279700998
The artist on the OP pic is also a faceless ripped dude. It makes sense considering Remi respect strength.

>vampire who is embarrassed by her wings

>>279687967 (OP)
Only Sophie.

>>279701101
>The artist on the OP pic is also a faceless ripped dude.
Lol I need to reread the stupid shit I type without thinking before posting them.

>>279700814
Why did she come to the beach if she can't stand the sun? Is she stupid?

>>279701328
Mommy Remi being overprotective is so cute

>>279701240
She did not consent.

>>279701240
Got kidnapped in her sleep by some psychopath.

>>279688124
What is this from

>>279701446
SauceNAO is your friend.

>>279701446
Vampire no Ero wa Arabesque Late Show

>>279701484
Why does she have so many boyfriends?

>>279701328
>>279701484
not really a fan of risui, her doujins lack personality and are more a compilation of memes and crackships than well thought out stories
cute art style though

I lift so I can eventually become the faceless ripped dude who appears in Remi fanart

>>279692967
Get off /a/, Blackula.

>>279701064
>makes you immortal
>but turns you into a woman

>>279704209
Fuck you Monkey's paw

>>279704209
>big tits
Goddammit stupid bat you had one job

>>279704209
We're playing World of Darkness, not fucking Monster Girl Quest.

If you pulled on your vamp's wings, would it hurt?

>>279704580
My vamp doesn't have wings... is that standard issue?

How do I summon a vampire?

>>279704580
It depends on who's doing it. It might be fatal for you or arousing for her.

>>279704580
It would be very painful.

dhampir wife

>>279704604
Some can make them appear only when needed

>>279704608
Just kidnap a forgettable miko to use as bait

>>279705140
>yfw the miko is the vampire

>>279705259
Proper Miko have bare thigh and butt showing through that hole in the dress

For me, it's Yupieru-sama.

>>279687967 (OP)
Only if she doesn't bite my cock.

I want to watch Remi swimming at the pool. Would she use her wings and arms in concert? I want to watch her back muscles rhythmically contract and lengthen as she propels herself through the water.
Could she do pullups with her wings alone? What would she look like if she got a pump after a wing workout? I want to run my tongue along her sweaty bare back and feel the lines of her strange vampiric musculature.
I wonder if she considers wrapping her wings around someone to be the same as a hug. Maybe she hugs with her wings and her arms at the same time? I bet in the wintertime her wing-hug would trap our body heat inside. I bet her hugs have a warmth beyond that of a human woman.
Remilia's back. So mysterious. So alluring.

>>279705617
Now I'm imagining a lolipire swimming around nude. So graceful...

>>279705900
Nudity can be very graceful. At times I feel base and crude for feeling arousal and lust when seeing it, as these feelings smother the ability to apprehend the grace of the body. Maybe this is what Adam felt after partaking of the fruit.

>>279696290
hot topic needs to make a comeback somehow
sponsor thirsty goth slop

>>279706386
Flat is phat

>>279706668
up left and bottom right for me

>>279702887
Eh, Kawayabug's are better.

>>279704580
I don't think much would happen since she doesn't actually have any and these are a part of her costume, but I still don't think she'd like it if I were to pull on them lol.

>>279706668
Pale white-blue is the best desu

>>279695347
Cute toe nail polish

>>279687967 (OP)
Yeah
Seras work too

>>279705617
Cute pic
Have a Remi back

>>279700814
Mine just doesn't give a fuck

>>279707025
good taste

It is kind of hot to imagine a human male with a vampire girl. Imagine him messing around with her knowing that she'll just regenerate. Teasing her by stealing her wings or feet or something even though if she got mad enough and punched a hole in him or kicked his head off, he wouldn't regenerate. There would also be a "she is fully letting me dominate her" angle to sex and shit.

>>279704300
Problem?

>>279687967 (OP)
What about making a cute vamp girl your husbando?

>>279708626
That reminded me of this gay shit.

>>279687967 (OP)
If I can become a vampire too, yes, I wouldn't otherwise

>>279687967 (OP)
Of course not.
Vampires are undead.
They can't bear children.

>>279709049
>2025
>wanting to have children
Just enjoy the sex, bro.

>>279708844
How about a vampire thrall, you get conventional immortality but not invulnerability nor can you reconstitute after death. No cool powers either but you can at least walk in the sun.

>>279709127
if I'm not being mind controlled I probably wouldn't mind, I would want to be a vampire just so my wife wouldn't be sad for all eternity after I die, I don't give a shit about the powers

>>279704608
Leave out a saucer of blood on your windowsil.

Imagine

>>279707414
Is she really a vampire? I always thought she was just a super human hunter like Anderson.

Is this the new vampire thread?

>>279709935
You are a bit slow, aren't you?

>>279709935
Yes!

>>279709963
he must be anemic

The first vampire themed anime I watched was Vampire Knight and I must confess that I enjoyed it.

>>279710119
Zero's daughter or Kaname's daughter?

>>279709935
Indeed it is.

>>279688124
Chloe d'Apchier has fallen madly in love with you and is forcing you to marry her. How do you escape?

>>279711131
I tell her the blood in my veins is cursed and that it's best if I leave, now and forever, then I go to sleep for centuries.

>>279711131
I tell her "I have crossed oceans of time to find you" then I walk away while she tries to comprehend what I just said.

>>279711131
I commit suicide by Belmont.

Maybe
https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Speculah:Count_Kyoko_Theory

>>279711131
>loli vampire
>voiced by Rie Kugimiya
Perfect combo.

>>279710050
>>279710701
Nice! I love vampire threads.
And all of (You) as well.

>>279711982
They're always so comfy.

>>279711131
Escape?

>>279711131
insist on a traditional latin mass wedding
the one held on blessed ground, involving anointment with holy oils and healthy sprinkling of holy water un top of quite a bit of crosses
the fall back plan is a full 7 course french kitchen wedding feast
>>279704209
>become a woman
>and become immortal
I can imagine no worse torment

>>279709914
>Is she really a vampire?
Yes

>>279711131
I'm already married to a more powerful vamp so I have nothing to fear.

>>279709094
Children are more desirable now than ever, especially with declining birth rates. I'd have at least 10 kids with my vampire.

>>279711364
I never knew that booty shorts girl was a vampire!

>>279711364
>This theory is debunked
Oh well

>>279714511
They don't say how it was deboonked though. I don't believe the wikifags on this, they are trying to cover something up.

>>279709049
In total vampire style your wife will just kidnap a similar looking girl and tell you to have the child with her, nine months later the child is born and she suck all the blood from the girl

>>279714744
She'd suck the girl until she reverted to a loli state

>>279687967 (OP)
yes

>>279687967 (OP)
can I marry her maid instead?

>>279715605
Too many?

>>279715605
>vamp girl

>>279715829

>>279714744
Vampire style would be you having a child with her sister's granddaughter or something

>>279715629
Depends, are you the same breed as Sakuya? I doubt Remilia would be open to cross-breeding her adorable pet with just any dog.

What does lolipire milk taste like?

>>279716655
Each girl taste different irl, so there's not a real answer. Most taste like warm, sweet onions milk.

>>279709094
>antinatalist
Faggot

>>279716159
I still would but that's definitely not a girl.

>>279717008
>>279714390
Fuck off Abe-san you're dead!

>>279717101
Abe-san lives forever in our hearts and wombs

>>279717101
Me and my vampire will have even more children just to undo the efforts of those that don't.

>>279687967 (OP)
i always have this fear of when a vamp gives me a bj they cant control the urge to bite and they just bite my dick or even worse, bite it off

>>279717634
I always imagine penis going between fangs
I guess it depends on the size of her mouth though

>160 posts
>No Dumbpire
You faggots don't deserve vampires.

>>279717726
There. Happy now?

>>279709049
Remilia not only drinks blood, but also eats pastries and human meat. This implies her digestive system is still functional, which suggests that her other bodily functions including her womb are also still working properly.

>>279717726
I would love to post and talk about my babe. But a lot of you are fucking weird, Youko deserves better than this.

>>279718131
>But a lot of you are fucking weird
Rude much? At least I'm not in love with a mosquito who has a canon love interest that's not me.

>>279687967 (OP)
vampires are already Satan's bride.
Die monster!

Lolipire poop...

>>279718424
>childpire this
>lolipire that
>cold corpse child...
That is weird.
Besides, I just have to get good enough at art to make doujinshi that'll get Masuda's attention and slip myself into the canon eventually. Or make absolute repudiatable filth DMCA is taken action making it canon as well. Personally I like the "evil route" better, sounds more fun.

>>279717726
If it bothers you so much, then why don't (You) post her?

>>279701240
The Dollmaker loves to torment her 'children' so she can extract the purest expressions to carve into their faces

>>279719575
Maybe I should watch her anime. It sounds interesting.

>>279720048
Don't do it, Sophie is a big smelly loser who posts in chan christmas tree threads to celebrate the 25th.

>>279720149
The 4chan holiday threads always did kind of disturb me. A cute vampire girl shouldn't have to live like that.

Need a gnosticpire who can explain ancient happenings to me

>>279718004
I want to feed her my meat. Nothing's hotter than letting your petite maneater wife eat you raw. Just imagine her tiny razor sharp teeth penetrating your flesh and her adorable fingers breaking your bones like they're twig.

>>279718488
Fuck off, Belmont.

>>279721887
Tits too big
I'm putting a coin in that slot

>>279721887
>not flat
gross

>>279722088
its ok, vamp are shapeshifters

>>279722194
A photo that can only be described as leggy

>This thread

>>279722353
>>This thread

PURE MAIDEN IN LOVE

>>279696290
fuck off ann

>>279696290
Did girls like this really walk around like this in the past? While tiktok fashion girls can be hot, their same bottom heavy body type does get boring over time. I wish we had some more variety in fashion.

>>279704300
Blood is stored in the boobs

I'm gonna vamp

>>279723926
Don't do it, anon. Think of our Lord and Savior.

>>279723926
I'm gonna to vamp

>>279723290
Is that why it's safer to be around lolipires?

>>279724358
They store theirs in their butts

>>279724269

>>279724927
What is the purpose of this image other than masturbation
It is like being given official permission to fuck her, I want to squish her cute butt so bad

>>279724269
>>279724927
So bitable...

>>279724269
>>279724927
She's completely wasted in a harem. None of the other girls hold a candle to her, and everytime they get focus and not her is wasted screentime.

>>279725410
Such is the way of lolipires

>>279687967 (OP)
No, I like Oni better!

>>279726783
All paranormal girls are great

>>279725410
The robot maid they found in the workshop could have challenged her. Naturally Yue destroyed her as soon as she found out.

>>279726783
Close enough

I don't know why but I feel like a vampire girl would be fascinating by a garbage disposal. She'd like to make it make the motor noise and crush things.

>>279728434
I want to show a lolipire all sorts of modern appliances and watch her get fascinated by them

>>279725410
The only girl who is even close to holding a candle to her is the healer one and even then just because of long time knowing bonus, vampbutt is too perfect.
Which is funny because usually in harems, a later girl is better than the first but she's just too porweful.

>>279728460
Using an electric toothbrush on her fangs!

>>279711438
Kugyuupires and Aoipires should dock

>>279729650
Cutepires

>>279728783
>electric brushy brushy
she'd fucking cum

>>279729650
Tiny...

>>279731007
>145cm
All pires should be U149.

>>279731007
Those helicopters are obviously 3d models but what I wonder is if the hooded guys are. In some ways they look drawn, but in other ways, they feel way too consistent.

>>279731338
they do look copy pasted I agree, I think one was probably drawn and then it was repeated and slightly edited.

You know, I randomly had an idea for a game about an alien girl. Then I thought about vampires. Then I thought, why not make her a vampire too, and it made me happy. Someday...

>>279732456
Is she also a tentacle monster?

>>279732733
No, but tentacles are a pretty interesting concept since you mention them. I thought of the game idea while watching a gameplay video of a weird Mario 64 mod. The main point of the game would be to try to capture that sort of endless exploration feeling that has been so hyped in recent times around Mario 64. My game itself wouldn't be low poly though because I feel like that would be tacky.

The girl would be human looking, but canonically a vampire alien, I also image her with pink hair a lot. The game would take place in her spaceship (that she calls her castle and sort of resembles one). An exposition at the beginning would make it clear that her main goal is to search for a human. Her castle would act as a hub like the peach castle in Mario 64, with you able to enter levels of sorts at different points throughout it like the paintings.

The way it'd be special and not just another indie like a hat in time, would be through its main draw however. The spaceship would be pretty much endless. I'd just have the game occasionally updated adding even more (sometimes secret) rooms that wind on and on with some new levels dispersed throughout. If needed, it'd be justified by the vampalien not remembering too well. I also thought potentially of a concept where she randomly receives the ship as a gift, maybe even from a human, where the gifter doesn't show up.

I'd also have a mechanic where she can change outfits perhaps some unlockable. If the game just went on with random stuff like yume nikki, I could even have a lot of fun and maybe she could randomly stumble upon a bath tub she can use or something. As for the tentacles, they could solve an issue I was thinking of which was how she would attack enemies. Would be funny if she could summon a tentacle out of her skirt to attack enemies under her.

Such a game would be cute and intriguing, and would also probably sell pretty well since it would appeal to the "liminal" craze too. Is this a bad idea?

>>279732456
Bending boynobu over and doing him (her) in the butt

Whos the artist that draws good Remillia sexo and starting a family with her?
Post their stuff

>>279733424
Remi wife happy life

>>279733424
His artist name is Asutora and he is a huge Remibro.

>>279733344
Not to be a dick but chasing trends that are already over and making feature creep a core element of your project are usually not good ideas.

>>279733424

>>279724671
I confirm. My wife's butt is the proof.

>>279733604
I realized that it sounded like this lol. I'd make explicit efforts to avoid these things, it is sort of hard to explain them without sounding bad. Mainly, I just want the feel you sometimes get when you play a game that is surprisingly big, plus the mystery you may feel when playing something while younger. The contrast of that with an energetic vampire girl would be pretty interesting too. Vampires lend themselves well to mystery.

>>279734184
Shima Micro!!!

I want Asutora to draw a scene where Remi and her husband go on a date to a classy bar but she has to convince the doorman that she's actually 500 years old and not 12.

>>279734265
Only if Remi gets to wear a sexy, elegant, fancy dress

>>279734265
That sounds really cute

>>279734265
Sir, my err- daughter just ate too much Mac and cheese. This is why her belly is swollen.

>>279734265

>>279734416
Imagine taking your vampire wife out on a date and everyone thinks she is your daughter.

>>279734416
[picture of ryan gosling]

>>279734416
I need this so much

>>279734477
Kissing her deeply in front of them all!
They still think she is your daughter and carry on...

>>279734539
based

>>279734477
She certainly has the height.

>>279734559
She's U139 but full of charisma!

>>279734489

>>279734559
>138cm
Didn't realize Remi was that short

>>279734566
Overwhelming charisma and tenderness.

>>279734587
Error: the poster you are replying to has died.

>>279734587
for the love of god, spoiler that shit next time

>>279734623
This is a canon chart according to some emails from ZUN, with Sakuya being one of the tallest girls and Remi being among the shortest. Basically the 2hus are about as tall as girls in their early teens (10 to 15 years old)

>>279734671
>>279734704

>>279734767
>>279734587

Vanitas is so lucky...

>>279734767
I need to practice my hand drawing skills

>>279734796
Warning: extreme Gosling noises may follow if opened

>>279688070
feed them blood

>>279734990
Jesus Christ, that evil monster is going to devour that poor man.

>>279734489
>Textual description of 3dpd

anyone remember that vampire craze everyone had? i used to be into that shit and i look back on it with more shame than i do jacking off to lolis

>>279721887
too old

>>279735139
Reminder that people here would love a genderswapped Twilight.

>>279735674
but we already have that

>>279735674
Yeah. The author wrote a gender swapped twilight. It's been a meme for a bit.

>>279735786
That's the amwf franchise though

>>279735674
>having a vampire girl proclaim you as hers
my dream.

>>279736215
Please let me suck on your toes, Krul-sama.

>>279735674
I like a Yuri twilight

>>279687967 (OP)
can she cook?

>>279687967 (OP)
>vamp
Don't shorten it. It doesn't mean what you think it means when you shorten it.

>>279736612
You are not the word police. Other people don't need to respect your slang.
Everyone else in the thread agrees with OP's usage of "vamp".

>>279736612
what other meaning could it have? Whatever could someone think about other than 'vampire' when they see the word 'vamp'?

vampire girl + shota = perfection

>>279735139
well, these movies are awful and lolis are cute so it makes sense.

>>279687967 (OP)
Anything that sucks my blood gets slapped and flattened, that's the rule

>>279736604
No, but she has servants who prepare her food.

bampire

>>279735674
And that's why I don't judge twilight fans anymore. I get it now.

>>279736612
>vamp: a dangerously alluring woman who seduces or exploits men
Hold on, is this why Kizumonogatari was called Koyomi Vamp?

>>279740941
Ignoring how they find love on each other, it is kind of what Kiss-Shot does to him. She was willing to trick him and eat him at first anyway. She had a change of heart when she realized how sweet he was, he was her knight, her star.

>>279687967 (OP)
If she is white and submits to Christ, yes. Otherwise no.

>>279741049
Nunpires

>>279741218

>>279741356
Suggestive hand gesture

>>279741218
Story idea:
>pious medieval catholic little girl gets turned by a vampire
>flees to a nunnery our of fear for her soul
>spends hundreds of years hidden away there being supported by generations of nuns who allow her to feed off them in exchange for performing simple labor, singing in the choir, making crafts, or binding books
>nunnery closes down due to modernity eroding religious institutions
>medieval-minded lolivamp ventures into the modern world equipped only with the need to drink blood and encyclopediac knowledge of scholastic philosophy
>story begins when she encounters the MC (literally me)

>>279743350
What about the Sister Act, but a lolipire instead?

>>279741049
Remilia's skin is sickly pale, and crosses have no effect on her. She even uses cross-shaped motifs in some of her own magical attacks.

>>279734897

>>279734897
>>279745091
Is this BL?

>>279745561
No

VAMPFORCE ASSEMBLE

>>279744846
Need the tights to be slightly more transparent but the crosses remain opaque.

>>279747116
Wait, one of them there isn't a...

>>279747116
I like the wide variety of places they come from, truly the unifier.

>>279745561
Anime only pleb here, both main male chacters are beautiful but straight, so it only teases BL a little.

>>279747376
How good is the female nudity?

>>279747197
Is too!

>>279748233
I want to see her naked

>>279747116
>Steals the MC spot
>Now shows up in a Vampire group despite being a Succubus
MORRIGAN HAS TO STOP

>>279748897
I want to see her chopped up

>>279749366
Succubi and vampires are pretty similar

Do you like hungrypires?

>>279733551
>>279733606
>>279734990
I know he's supposed to be a handsome faceless dude but he looks a lot like The Captain from Hellsing.

>>279687967 (OP)
It depends on what the vampire is like.

>>279751499
You're wrong, he's supposed to look like me.

>>279751091
Yes

>>279750056
While I certainly agree with you that they share some themes with one another. I, however, must wholly disagree with you on the general perception that they are rather similar to each other, and consider it a common misconception. Since at their core, they represent completely different things in my eyes. I'll just touch on the idea of eroticism, it should paint a mostly complete picture. Yes, both exhibit this in droves, sexuality is a very important overarching theme that has been attached to both for their entirety. Except, the underlying form of that sexuality/eroticism for both succubi and vampires couldn't be any more different! A succubi's eroticism comes entirely from a place of lust, they literally feed off of sexual energy. A vampire's eroticism however comes from their beauty, from a very strong foundation of sensuality, a nature of mystery, perfection. To me, there really isn't any comparison between the two, their essences are just fundamentally different. I will admit I am a bit biased, this is a vampire thread after all; and this isn't necessarily towards you, but really to just that idea and perception of them being mixed up or lumped together. Which I see as something that is very much incorrect, and shouldn't be done.

tl;dr vampires are beautiful, succubi are not, so they shouldn't be lumped together.

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>>279752625
Disgusting. Sophie would tell him to kill himself.

>>279752625
horrible

>>279752625
As long as he loves vampires, I don't care about anything else.

>>279752625
Honestly I don't care about Twitter, but I'm glad Remi is getting more attention.

>>279752625
I don't have a problem with this guy, he probably just wants clicks and is unaware of what he is doing. I do have a problem with what has been done though. We've been exposed potentially to the masses. Now our threads are going to get flooded with new people who don't think of them much more beyond basic waifuism. People who don't understand what makes a vampire girl truly good. We must now post even more loli images to ensure only good people stay.

>>279752581
Some succubi can be beautiful

>>279753039
I agree and will concede on Etna, she is an exception.

>>279752111
You are a handsome faceless dude and you will get your lolipire.

>>279752942
Activate the tourist filter

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>>279752942
Just post normally. Lolipires are best pires.

>>279752942
Same. I am worried a bit about the consequences now of this, hopefully they aren't too dire.

>>279753498
I like the little bit of cheek here

Lolipires are best eaten with a bit of giardiniera

***tter is a cheap imitation of Gaiafags

>>279752942
I don't want to spam the thread. Most people who might read that tweet probably don't even know what 4chan is anyway.

>>279752942
yay guests for flan-chan!

>>279753602
Yeah at the very least he didn't link the thread.

>>279753602
>Most people who might read that tweet probably don't even know what 4chan is anyway.
I think at this point anyone who is hip to internet culture knows this place and is just ashamed of saying that they read/post publically.
Just like people here say they hate reddit/xitter and keep posting screenshots from there.

>>279753779
I feel like 4chan was more known on the Internet in the past, back when it was the scary hacker website and in the news. The bulk of people now just scroll through popular sites to look at a couple images or short videos. There definitely is more normalfag attention on the site, but I think that is just a consequence of numbers increasing everywhere due to more and more people getting online. Also, don't discount their ability to just pass over information. I remember when I was younger and more normalfagged, I didn't really think much of it whenever I heard about 4chan in Top 10 videos and whatever.

>>279754868
The "internet" is fill of normalfags who never see anything of the internet other than mainstream social media and shopping sites.

>>279754908
It may seem mindless, but they are honestly better for it. It is more productive than reading ragebait or shitposts at least. Nowadays with stuff like chat gpt, you don't even need to search if you want esoteric knowledge. I kind of wonder what will happen to sites like this in the future...

>>279755148
Anon please, reddit and twitter are nothing but ragebait and shitposts

>>279755148
>>279755826
Ragebait increases "engagement", so their algorithms optimize for it. Social media will be man's downfall.

>>279755826
I meant another tier of ragebait. Like how you get the threads here that are completely just a schizo going on a diatribe. The "it's so over and I'll call anyone happy a shill" and the "look here is the absolute worst of your community I fished through social media to find". As in, stuff blatantly made to start a fight because some people are addicted to it. Reddit mods, while shit, would at least ban something like this outside of trashing on an out group who can't fight back. Other social media platforms aren't really formatted in a way that makes this sort of behavior as successful in the free for all flame war field.

>>279734742
Is the tallest on the left? I strongly doubt Sakuya is taller than Meiling and fucking Yukari.

You guys aren't actually into this right?

>>279756650
Lolis with big bellies are very cute

season 2 is currently my only reason to live

>>279756193
No, ZUN didn't specify any particular order. This is the translation:
>I might officially announce an order of height if there's a demand (since I set up a height comparison chart in the production materials).
>However, backing up a bit...generally speaking, they're about as tall as girls in their early teens ['10代前半' means 10 to 14 years old]. A suitable breakdown would be something like:
>Tall: Sakuya, Meiling, Yukari
>Fairly Tall: Reimu, Yuyuko, Alice, Letty, Ran
>Fairly Short: Marisa, Youmu, Patchouli, Lunasa, Merlin
>Short: Remilia, Lyrica, Chen, Cirno, Rumia, Flandre
>Basically, if we consider the top level as the height of a human in her late teens or older ['10代後半以降' means 15 years old or above] and the bottom level as the height of a human in her early teens ['10代前半' ], that puts them in a fairly short class (though none of that level are human). If their sizes appear to be different on the game screen than given above, it's because of some mystic force like perspective, so pay it no mind. :-)
>>279756650
It's quite funny to me that this small joke is taken so seriously by some anons when CDS shows that Flandre has a mini teddy bear and dolls in her room, yet no one ever talks about that.

>>279735674
It exists, and it's absolute and unequivocal trash. I always thought that the Stephenie Meyer hate was overblown until I read her writing. It's not.

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>>279736880
I don't.

Carrying Flan to her room after she falls asleep on the couch and tucking her into bed

>>279758750
you better be careful. if you wake her up she will kill you

>>279758576
...okay, now I get it.

>>279758576
This omits that the protag is a complete doormat with negative charisma. His whole personality is his obsession with the main vampire chick (Edythe). It's genuinely hard to read.

>>279757217
remilia is a very multifaceted character. she can be quite immature and selfish at times and at others mature and soft which makes it hard for some people to judge her personality
zun recently did some sort of retcon and said her childishness is just a ruse to make people lower their guard around her

>>279759474
>zun recently did some sort of retcon and said her childishness is just a ruse to make people lower their guard around her
That sounds like something Remilia would use as an excuse.

>>279759517
i agree with that, but it's from a comment zun made separately from the text in the pic so i think is canon. just so you know, every one of these pics has small comments written by zun

>>279759846
>>279759474
A mature Remi is fine too. I like both lolis and fake lolis.

>>279715605
This old man keeps trying to seduce his adoptive son!

>>279745561
It feels like it a lot of the time, with many of the male characters acting like fags, but the scenes with Jeanne are as straight as it gets.

>>279709718
How does it feel to be bitten by a girl?

Ribbons

>>279711131
Tell her I have microplastics in my blood and will taste terrible.

>>279759474
>Recently
This has been a part of her character since the first manga. Arguably even Eosd.

Flandre is her foil in that regard. She acts mature but is childish, while Remilia acts childish but is mature.

>>279762053
Extremely annoying. Girls love playbiting but if you give them an inch they will bite you every chance they get.

>>279762568
yeah, but we didn't know it was on purpose. it's funny and weirdly hot to think remilia spends much of her days pretending to be an immature little girl while feeling like a woman inside.

>>279763578
Chestpire

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>>279759474
ZUN seriously has to bring back long-haired Remi. It'd complete my life.

>>279734990
Will I go to hell if I have sex with a vampire?

>>279765313
according to the bible every single one of us is going to hell anyway so why not enjoy it?

>>279765313
It actually purifies her and I'm pretty sure saving a soul is a strong argument to get into heaven. Just don't be a major jerk or anything afterwards.

>>279765313
Only if it's outside of wedlock and/or is not open to procreation.

>>279764557
I wonder what the process of drawing something like this is. It is a very nice style.

>>279767785
Please rub your barefoot soles all over my face so that I prematurely cum, Krul-sama.

pipipi