>watch Uma Musume
>fall in love with Special Week
>season 1 is amazing
>hurriedly get to season 2
>it's about Teio
>wtf
>look it up, turns out the races are about real life horses
>WHAT THE FUCK
Who the fuck gives a shit about horses? I wanted to root for a horse girl! Give me Special Week back!!
>fall in love with Silence Suzuka
>find out sheโs a real horse
>read her story
>haha no way theyโd adapt that right guys
>oh god oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>279744877 (OP)The real life stories are better than the anime, game, and manga.
>>279744877 (OP)aren't the horses irl male though? You waifu has a huge dong
>>279745113I'd be fine watching it if it was a completely different academy and cast or that Special Week was elsewhere for whatever reason. I can't cheer on this new girl while also having to watch my favourite Uma get completely sidelined in every scene. I cheered for her dammit ;_;
lower your tone when talking to KeibaCHADs
>BA Steam releases a day before Uma GlobalOur response, horse brethren!?
>>279744877 (OP)More like SPECIAL RETARD
>>279746434I love based retards so much
>>279745443Hot... late night frot sessions...
>>279745443>You waifu has a huge dong
>>279744877 (OP)>>watch Uma Musume>>fall in love with Special WeekSame
>>279746368this, uma musume may be marketed to a wide audience but everything in the anime, manga, and game is in fact made for keibakings
>>279747512>start entertaining uma musume products>start falling in love with boys
Season 1
>Fantasize about having sex with Suzuka
Season 2
>Fantasize about being dominated by McQueen and having sex with Suzuka
Season 3
>Fantasize about Kitasan and McQueen and Suzuka tying me up and using my body for diabolical sex purposes until I am drained completely and attain the form of a shriveled raisin
Cinderella Gray
>Just want to give oguri a comfy bed and lots of food
>>279749251>S1-3 turn people into disgusting gooner>CR turns them back into normal people
>>279744877 (OP)I may be wrong but wasn't the IRL reason Spe was crying after the race was because Stay Gold chomped on his tail mid race?
>>279750192Multi-media franchise.
>>279750192>bitching about anime/manga only people on a anime/manga imageboardgo back cross boarding /v/ermin
>>279745443....Wins on and off the field....
>>279750571you arent meant to self insert as her trainer
>>279744877 (OP)That's the exact opposite experience of mine.
>never cared for idolshit or cute girls doing cute things >especially never cared about gacha>avoided uma musume content entirely cause I know it's not my thing >have a habit of getting drunk and watching a random anime movies>one evening I say fuck it and watch the uma movies>"holy shit I was completely wrong about this series, it's like Ping Pong the Animation except with beast girls racing, consider me a fan">download all anime seasons>"am I kawaii trainer-san? uguu">highschool girls being moe moe kyun>idol concerts out of nowhereWhat a shock that ended up being. I still watched all the episodes though.
>>279750192I don't give a shit about the game or the manga or whatever the fuck was made to promote horse racing. The anime gave me great characters to root for. I was invested in their growth and victories. Then it turns out it was all about some irl horses and the characters don't matter. What the fuck? I loved it when Grass Wonder obliterated Special Week. I wanted her to grow to a point she could challenge Suzuka on what speed is. I wanted to see King Halo stop being in second or third place and win her victory. I wanted El Condor and Suzuka to have a real all out fight. I wanted Gold Ship to show us what she's truly made of. I wanted Grass Wonder to face Special Week at her best. I wanted Special Week and Suzuka to really run together. I wanted to see what Oguri Cap can do. I wanted to see Vodka and Scarlet compete. I wanted to see Special Week surpass all the others. I wanted to see the characters I came to love shine their brightest. But no it turns out it's about some fucking irl horses. There's no narrative, it's just fucking horse racing. I don't care how much you're invested in real horse racing, it's horseshit. I don't care if some of those races happen later on, the entire premise is ruined because it's about some fucking horses. Go watch my little pony you fucking degenerate.
feels good to be a keibaCHAD primary and enjoy the franchise and its many installments to their fullest
>>279750967Nigga you are the retard who picked up an anime called "Horse Girls", where girls with horse ears and horse tails runs around a racetrack how the fuck did you not realize this show is about horse racing?
>>279750927Back when S1 aired I could only be bothered to watch EP1, completely forgot about it after that. CG made me finally watch S1, and behold, I enjoyed it. Couldn't been into this shit for years, but better late than never.
>>279744877 (OP)>Give me Special Week back!!Special week is fucking dead anon...
>>279751183Wow, what an astounding achievement. You want a medal?
>>279751187I thought it would be about Horse Girls not horses. Did you watch Ping Pong thinking it was about the Japanese team?
>seething secondary
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>>279752128You have no ability to seethe because you're a soulless consumer.
no one here is seething except for animal abuser
>>279751662Next you'll say you watched kancolle and didn't know it was about actual boats.
>>279744877 (OP)Be happy the honse you like the most gets more than keychains for merch.
>>279744877 (OP)but I enjoyed the real races
but agreed need more Special Week
why do borses have flowing head hair like human creatures, what advantage do they get from having it?
>>279746434>Our response, horse brethren!?Just play both lmao
>>279757246>Just play both lmaoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can only do one thing at once while having to hate the other thing that isn't our thing aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
>Start watching
>Enjoying the horse girls
>Suddenly idol shit
>Immediately drop
>>279757298watch Cinderella Gray. focus more in horse racing, idol thing is more gag, about 5 min in 11 chaps
>>279750571The ironic thing is that Sirius was actually abused by W*sterners IRL during the European tour and lost pretty much all of her spirit after returning to Japan, and was never the same again. It was an NTR mindbreak doujin, but IRL with horses. They had to omit this part of the backstory entirely so that Sirius in Umamusume could be her "proper" self.
>>279757409Same reason Rudolf canonically didn't go to US and jobbed at her final race of her career.
This part's also touched a lot of sensitive subjects regarding the owners and stables, so it got omitted.
Same reason why that one Opera's race didn't have all the Uma from different teams surrounded and caged her in mid race
>>279749483>Brightly smiling anime girl>SHE NEEDS TO DIESome people have the funniest fucking takes. I spent a long time laughing at that
>>279760274>author: karenanon, I...
>>279760143That TMOO race depiction in the movie definitely felt like overt Y*shida influence considering the the pretty significant revisionism of umas like Orfe, Journey, and Stego to not be violent bastards like their 4-legged counterparts
Are you excited for global?
>>279760588kinda, yeah. why?
>>279749251>Fantasize about being dominated by McQueenmakkuin's not capable of dominating anyone
the real McQueen was considered one of the nicest horses you'd ever meet, he was such a sweet horse that he managed to tame the infamous asshole Sunday Silence
this didn't stop Ikuno Dictus from not liking him, though
>>279760588Super funny how this got Cygames to lose a bunch of horse licenese
>>279761140they lost licenses because of /u/ri in the PV?
>>279746434After the release of Nu Shadowverse I have 0 expectations for Cygames
>>279760552If you didn't love oguri's bon odori you don't deserve her idol performance
Any frogs here? Enjoy your uma funded real uma races.
>>279745028she got turned into glue, dropped this garbage as soon as suzuka "retired".
https://youtu.be/0qGEs_vaf10?si=4GT8SLu2Pvrl3fr2
>>279762772i make a lot of glue with suzuka
>>279762333cy doing all the irl collabs i see
>>279762772suzuka fags in a nutshell, same for special retard
>>279762914Uma Musume will save horse racing. Frogland and Burgerland know their industry is dying. They need new fansโyoung peopleโand only Uma Musume can provide them. They saw how Uma Musume breathed new life into the dying Japanese horse racing industry, so they want that kind of collaboration, too.
>>279763034wouldnt be surprised honestly, gotta try whatever you can with old dying sports and activities like this
>>279763034it's not gonna work, the west is too different compared to Japan when it comes to horseracing
>>279760469>significant revisionism of umas like Orfe, Journey, and Stego Only a little bit upsetting.
Honestly, I think we need a slice-of-life season about Umas having fun. They could use that time to focus more on world-building and have Umas play other sports.
American hors are superior
>>279750967>the entire premise is ruined because it's about some fucking horses. Go watch my little pony you fucking degenerate.I don't get this at all.
It seems entirely backwards.
I don't watch or consume any Uma Musume content(iirc I watched the first couple eps of S1 or something and dropped it), but the fact that it's based off of a real sport with real epic stories and victories that actually happen is the most based part of the whole concept from where I'm sitting.
No idea how you can drop the my little pony comparison or consider that it makes it somehow worse.
>>279756963Jokes aside...perhaps evolutionary sexual selection?
Or human animal husbandry historically selected for it because 'it made them look better'?
One of the two I'd guess.
What happens with the horsies at times of war?
>>279763713Joking or not, it is an interesting thing to think about, is it not? Seems so pointless for a horse to have flowing hair as if it's a humanoid or something.
>>2797638542-3 people discussed this many threads ago, don't ask me to find it in the archive tho lmao.
>>279764311they're not horses tho, they're umamusume
>>279764593>>279764619dorks
the lot of em
>>279764561anon, we arent talking about uma...
>>279765260>>279745028GLUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>279765077ORE NO AIBA GA
>>279765077UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HORSE PUSSY
>>279745443Which uma has the biggest dong?
I like this anime but was confused by the premise as much as everyone else:
>Girls kinda silently retire for reasons never explicitly stated even though they donโt seem to age and still attend horsegirl school
>Apparently freshman horsegirls are the ones who actually race?
>What do the older horsegirls even do then? When do they graduate? Whatโs the point of the school in the first place if theyโre already ready for races from the first day they get there?
But the girls are pretty and once you accept the answers are related to real life horse autism and glossing over the darker aspects of it all then itโs fine. Canโt help but feel the show would benefit from treating them more like humans than horses and having everything make more sense. Itโs strange the girls still look young but just donโt race anymore for some reason while other horse girls from earlier seasons still do.
one with the biggest tits and / or ass
duh
>>279765260imagine squirting cummies on her pantyhose..
>>279744877 (OP)Special Week (the real horse) died while the anime is airing
>>279765400Cygays wanted a lot of distant generations including a lot of IRL sire-spawn relations to be able to attend Tracen together so they basically have to be super fucking weird with time. It's adorable though how the different sires/dams and their offspring always get drawn to each other with the former being the caring/doting senpai over the latter
>captcha: HAG02
>>279760143Opera O sure gets blocked a lot huh
The most brutal one has to be the 2001 takarazuka
Crazy how other jockeys just threw away their chance at winning just so they can prevent Opera O from winning
>>279744877 (OP)I hate how fatalistic the third season was
>>279763034that was baseball with vtubers
I caught up too fast and now I'm all out of Oguri and I'm really fucking sad now
>>279763034I don't know about France but in the US it's actually getting more diverse... Because a ton of rich Indian, Chinese and Arab money are going into horse racing
>>279750927>>279751213For me I watched season 1 and thought it was okay. Then I watched Cinderella grey and found it to be way better than season 1. I think the cast bloat and Special week being bland was my biggest problem with the first season. Just having Oguri, Belno, Kitahara, Roppei, and a few rivals only makes it easier to understand. Oguri is also a more interesting MC to me.
>>279766967You know how much race courses they have closed and turned into houses, apartments or something? Those "people* will only eat them out their poops, not racing then.
>>279767243*Or their poops
>>279767055How dare you belittle the face of the franchise you secondary?
>>279767055>Spe-chan>blandBegone.
im currently rewatching the previous seasons and yesterday I finished s1, to be honest I think it was ok, it has some peaks but they overall its not as exciting as later seasons and its understandable because it was the first season and no one really was sure about what direction should take the anime or media as a whole, im not sure about recommending s1 as the introduction to the anime, maybe the ovas would be better idea, so yeah If I had to r8 that season then it would be a 6/10, gonna start s2 in a couple of minutes and honestly im lady for all the good shit
>>279766278More like these are your torenas.
>>279767055They hated him, because he told them the truth.
Gachabutas need not reply.
>>279744877 (OP)I thought I was going to hate Special Week since she reminded me of KanColle's Fubuki which I hated, but I ended up liking this horse a lot.
>>279767912even those who play the game knew spee is bland, thankfully her daughters are more sexo than her.
although that "blandness" is just to keep majority of retards from going horny for her.
I'm really liking this shortie.
We don't tolerate Spe-chan slander here.
Do all gray horses turns white later on in their life? I saw a couple of pictures of Oguri Cap and Goldship post retirement and they're both white as heck. Goldship especially.
>>279768652Not all of them
I don't think I'd have become as much of a fan of the series if I hadn't known that it's all adaption of real races. Really glad /a/ taught me.
>>279744877 (OP)Good taste.
Teio sucks.
Total Teio Death.
>>279766191Crazy how yakuza rigs horse racing*
>>279769414You're welcome
Oguri started the 2nd Keiba boom and Dope Impact started the 3rd boom, is 4th Keiba boom a thing?
>>279760677Pikachu face when a horse with โDickโ in their name being a dick in real life
Beside McQueen and the ningen-loving Dope Impact, what horse is both really strong and really docile?
>>279749251>Season 1Sex with Suzuka.
>Season 2Fantasize about the moment Teio and McQueen stop being frenemies and just fuck already.
>Season 3Want to take Kita-chan to live on my farm in the countryside after she retires from racing and have comfy times together and make her my brood mare and have half a dozen cute horse daughters.
>Cinderella GrayWant to give Oguri the biggest comfiest bed ever right next to a commercial sized rice cooker.
With the Global game coming, which horse absolutely deserves multiple G1 victories, besides Ulala?
Because Iโm gonna give Machitan so many G1 wins that she gonna sick of it
Also the your daily dose of Machitan https://tannhauser.moe
>>279770535Do girls have a rank like they do in other gachas and is it harder to get G1's with them than with others?
>>279770525Living a slow, laid back life with the retired Kita-Chan!
Watching the sunset together with the old used up Kita-Chan!
Going on nice long walks behind the old barn with the adorable wide eyed and naive Kira-Chan!
Telling her to close her eyes because I have a big suprise for the soon-to-be-glue Kira-Chan!
>>279770812>Kitasan>Laid-back retirement lifeLol, but at least S4/S5 will be all about Kitasan kids/grankids
>>279752128ใใพใ๏ผ More like, ใใพใ, heh
>>279770442Kitasan Black, Curren-chan, Special Week
Imagine hating this qtpi, done people are gay as fuck
>>279760143Same reason why they adapted Gentildonna as a muscle freak instead of the ornery mare that she was.
>>279757409>Sirius traveled overseas by himself
>>279772336>Shows up in somebody else's story.>Squashes the Mc and breaks a world record.>Doesnt elaborate any further and leaves>Is never mentioned again.She is unfathomable...
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Wouldn't it be weird as heck to start off cour 2 at the Japan Cup? I feel like they should've cleared the White Lightning Arc this cour. Then cour 2 will start off with building up Inari, Creek, and etc. Also, I honestly don't think cour 2 is enough to cover until the final Arima. Feels like 90' Takarazuka Kinen is where cour 2 will end. Just when Oguri's slump starts. Just seems like too much big races in cour 2 and they can't just skim through it like in cour 1.
>>279772336I can't wait to see my schizo wife animated
>>279773882>Opera doesn't interact with Ayabe at all besides at the very end>Ayabe never apologized for treating Curren Chan like shit
>>279765477>died WHILE the anime is airing>>279766132CUTE!
>>279767055>and Special week being bland was my biggest problemBased and gyaru pilled
>>279757409send horse alone, well your fault lol.
>>279757409So did they sue the french or did they just accept a broken Sirius without doing anything like cucks?
>>279767875boylover
>>279769414/a/ absolutely added a lot to it for me, not just cuz I wouldn't be aware of CG otherwise, but all the real life knowledge and stuff.
>>279770350 >>279774004wish they werent so insanely expensive
>>279774023For what it is, it's not too high a price.
>>279774060as mentioned 1-2 threads ago: the price itself IS doable, if I was a hardcore enough fan, the issue is combining that with the (likely) insane import cost.
>no ero doujins exists for umas
>except iwata/sfm porn
i don't know if i should be grateful or not
>>279774100You might want to think about buying it when you're in the country and can bring it back yourself kek
>>279774180>when you're in the countryhaha yeah of course why didn't I think of this myself haha...
>>279774177In a way it's good because I can easily browse for art, unlike certain characters from other franchises who became fotm coomer picks to the point you can't find recent art of them without going through a bunch of porn.
It'd be nice to see umas fall to oji-san cock but it's a small price to pay.
I just wanna know what could be possible if Uma was allowed to have full on porn like the others, could easily be #1 for a while considering it's current pace.
I love the style the girls are drawn in but horse ears disgust me for some reason. No idea why.
>>279774527>horse ears disgust me for some reason.like kemonomimi
like animal ears on girls
think its cute
simple as
>>279774611I dont mind cat ears, fox ears and bunny ears. Horse ears just look gross.
How does your umafu react to ear rubs
>>279774808each their own i suppose. id like to try and fiddle with them like dog or cat ears to see what happens anyway, see if it makes them happy like most other animals.
>>279774894hopefully well, lmao
>>279774808They're ears are more diverse than cat or dog
>>279774527you'll be found at the bottom of sagami bay with horsshoe imprints all over your body for saying that...
cuddling horses while rubbing their ears
>>279775283bed hair having mofos be like
>>279765400>What do the older horsegirls even do then? When do they graduate? Whatโs the point of the school in the first place if theyโre already ready for races from the first day they get there?Dunno about the game, but in S3 it gets explained as moving to the "Dream Trophy League" which I assume is for expired hags past their prime. So technically they still race and they still need the academy for training, but it's like Senior Olympics or something so people don't care that much about it. It seems like it comes with an ominous letter too.
>>279772336Can't believe I had to rub my cock and balls on a mirror to stop her from feeling lonely
>>279744877 (OP)I like special week but season 2 was better.
I dislike special retard because season 3 was bad and blame her for it
Tamamo Cross special chapter in Cinderella Gray manga this week
Tamamo Cross has crazy aura but who has the most aura? Rudolf?
>>279757409poor horse but I would never let someone I didn't trust take care of my pet, much less leave him alone with potential competition.
>>279776282rudul is an evil uma supremacist
>>279774527I'm just glad they're not centaurs, I absolutely loathe centaur designs. Dunno why since I'm fine with lamias.
>>279776282>CGTama
Oguri
Obey
>non CGTMOO (#1 aura farmer)
Gentildonna
Tachyon
>Season 1 / Special NeedsGag character with no clear goals which drags the plot. "Le Underdog" when the IRL horse was close to Nihon Ichi in a generation of monsters. Cute and with a lewd body, the game story was an improvement.
>Season 2 / Tokai TeioStrong character which tells the story of how the very best can still just fall short, how circumstances can erode even the most optimistic and disciplined of us, and how miracles and inspiration can come and help us regain confidence, no matter how small they may seem. Lewd gremlin, her voice only makes her hotter
>Season 3 / Kitasan BlackSomehow didn't learn from season 1. Fat tatas but her friend has even fatter ones
>>279776282TMOO. Tachyon didn't last long enough to surpass her but got very close. Oguri is also up there but all CinGrey is a aura industrial farm
>gag character with no clear goals
Why are Spe-chan haters so disingenuous?
>serious character with clear goals
Why are Spe-chan fanboys so disingenuous?
>>279776481>I want to be ๆฅๆฌ ichi!!!!How?
>I Dunno... may be shou- OH SHIT, SUZUKA!!!!!Meanwhile El and Grass are actually working towards being the best
I like spe, but the underdog thing should not apply to her, she should be like Oguri: a bit peculiar and bad a socializing, but confident about her running
>>279776658least gay post itt
>>279776610spe was fffffffffine-ish at first, then she went "SUZUKA SUZUKA SUZUKA SUZUKA LETS FUCK OH MY GOD YOUR LEGS IS BROKEN SUZUKA SUZUKA" for the rest of the show, with short term intermediate waterfall crying and becoming fat
>>279776282Directly proportional to track record.
Triple Crowns and Tiaras generally mog everybody else.
Teio's character arc:
>Wants to be like Rudolf>Decides to imitate her undefeated triple crown >Fails at the very last moment (notice she didn't give up until the very least moment)>Cries her heart out, gets over it and decides to move on>Now she wants to stay undefeated and surpass Rudolf in that way>Fails due to her arrogance>Feels lost, but trough guidance she decides to just do her best>Her delicate perseverance is punished with a carrier-ending fracture >Gives up, feels like she betrayed her friends, fans and herself>Nothing short of a miracle can could give her her hope back>A blue gremlin gives her a miracle >Notices her fans still support her>Realizes "being like Rudolf" means to inspire small horses>She can still do that>But now her 100% platonic friend no yuri allowed needs a miracle of her own to get over her own crisis>Fucking does itYou need to understand that Season 2 is character-driven, not plot driven, the plot is repetitive, almost cyclical, but the important element is always Teio and how the cycle changes her
>>279776787Suzuka's fracture should have compounded with Spe's losing streak instead of causing it
you know youre getting too old when you have to google random acronyms peple throw out
>hur dur newfag reee im having a aneurysm!!
sorry but i simply dont care to see shite buzzwords or ""memes"" like that
having said that i wanna be princess carried by a bors
>>279776658What if you blew a raspberry on it when she least expected it.
>>279777042At first I disliked the second season because I couldn't quite follow the races, since I was looking for a sports anime arc. By the time Boost Twice was running for Teio I was bawling my eyes out.
Rice Shawa best girl and arc though.
>>279769052I love this cow
>>279777293it would be extremely painful(funny)
uwehh
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why are these threads so full of obnoxious newfags
fuck off and die
>>279777552Her face when I blow a raspberry on her tummy
>>279777552More newfriends the better.
>>279777972kill yourself, tourist
>>279778006There's always the dead /uma/ if you want to be with your fellow oldfag non-secondaries.
>>279744877 (OP)I felt like that, too, but I'm also not a fan of the horse racing mafia forcing the minimal fanservice out from the show, and the horse girls turning slowly less and less cute and more manly, to the point there's not a single cute type/small girl in the main cast of the current edgefest season.
>>279777552>>279778006*blows anon cute lil tummy* WHOS A GOOD LIL CONTRARIAN? YA YOU ARE! :D
>>279774273It would've ended up being less popular because we'd end up with less horses.
>>279745028Does she get shot in the anime or what
>279778056
fuck off and die already, LRD
Anyone who likes season 2 is reddit.
Anyone who likes season 3 is 9gag
uh oh seems the typical sharty schizo is trying to shit up the thread...
>>279778275I get that, but it doesnt change my point.
Who keeps getting these horses pregnant anyways?
>>279779868All me. Complete female human death.
>>279777666I was going to call you a spic but then I saw those Holy + Devil trips
What does it mean????
>>279776658Who the fuck dressed my daughter up like this? I demand an explanation and an apology pronto or I'll sue
>>279781804A bunch of brave artists put on concrete shoes to bring us that tummy, don't let their sacrifice be in vain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnLd6sYRiqA
What's the deal with Tamamo?
>>279777666>FKKTR pic>Thise digitsJust as Shiraoki-sama intended
>>279782366one of the most sacrifices of all time...
>>279782445she small n cute
I want an ova about rudolf and narita brian
I want an OVA about human and horse dating and what human women think. Why are there no horse guys btw?
I want an OVA of non-stop sex with Matchan
I want a proper SoL OVA about the day of a generic uma that isnt related to racing. Show us how the world or her husband treats them
>>279782128Cute
Personally I prefer if Drejour remains cool and collected with her usual faint smile instead of outwardly showing emotions, making us wonder if she really means what she says this time or is it another one of her keikaku in motion
Maybe she'll show "subtle" signs like tugging her shirt near the heart if she's really happy while staying in character
power bottom rudolf sloppy?
>>279784295fellow trainer sans will bring out everything weve never seen before, that's what loves and being close to one another is about
>>279784363prince in the streets, bottom in the sheets
>SEX improves race results
B-But I have like 8 students??
>SEX improves race results
wooooooow just like in my porn comics!
>I have like 8 students??
skill issue
>>279785612>just like in my porn comicsMay I see them?
>>279744877 (OP)I need every single horse girl in this series to ride my face.
>>279786083is that a gif converted into a fucking mp4 for no reason?
>>279785250I suspect a conflict of interest...
Cinderella Gray was fun, I hope the other Uma anime are a fun watch before the gacha comes out
>>279785507irl male horses form harems
S2 > S4 > S1 > S3
OP3 > OP1 > OP2 > OP4
ED4 > ED1 > ED3 > ED2
'nuff said
>>279786581anon
calling 4channer gay isnt the "GOTCHA" you think it is
even less so in 2025 lmao
if anything we could call you out for being a bigot in thinking that being gay is anything but based and super wholesome
>>279786617take your meds and fuck off
If you cannot produce 3 gallons of semen for Kita she will lose her next race.
>>279744877 (OP)>Who the fuck gives a shit about horses?there is a literal board for... just shut up, silly anon
>>279786817those fags dont care for horses, what they truly care about is
What even is the gameplay loop of the phone game? I just saw that you skip story segments of some tourney while training your horse and then it has gay sex with another horse and the new horse inherits their skills or something.
why is the top racer a loli with electric powers?
>>279787012>loliplease kys
>>279774273They already have that and it's called MLP. Besides the series is already good as it is.
>>279774273>kancolle ahead of ALwhat happened. is it still like 75% shimakaze and kaga
>>279786616Nah
>showS1 > S2 > CG = Movie > RTTT > S3
>OPS1 > Movie > RTTT > S2 > S3
(CG doesn't count because male)
>EDCG > S1 = S2 > S3
>low res slop turd talking shit using MLP
how awfully fitting
>>279787736Nips won't let go of their folded 1000 times naval autism. It doesn't matter that no one overseas cares. Damn I wish they would lift the ban on Uma porn, though. Too many cute girls to just have westoids drawing porn of them.
>>279787701Damn, do all farriers look like this?
I should seriously consider changing my career to be a farrier
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The best umamusume in japan.
>>279790673Imagine kneeling in front of her while she pisses all over your face and down your throat
>>279790801god I wish I was Suzuka...
>>279790673I love Spe-chan
>>279790854While crying and her belly is fat
>>279790801>>279791055why are you guys like this
>>279791055squishing Spe-chan's squishy tummy like a stress toy...
God I want Spe-Chan to crush my balls and spit in my face as she rants about wanting to race alongside Suzuka.
I fapped to horse girls again...
I need more oguri right now
>>279792355why did she break it??
>>279791837why are they like this?
>>279792413the funny tofu...
>>279792413Doto vs El
Who wins in a spicy food contest?
>>279792413opera always looking kakkoiiiii
What if Berno forged you a custom cock ring
>>279794550I am to be the kind of man would could feed her
This is how got into umamusu though
Who doesn't like huge cocks?
>>279790673Spe a cute, A CUTE!
>>279790673Spe a retard, A RETARD!
>>279744877 (OP)I didn't watch a single season past S1.
>>279792413>Opera's tiny ass bowlMy overlord can't be this pathetic...
I don't get the game, can I main Urara and win it all? If not I don't give a shit.
>>279774180>>279774100Honestly you would probably get fucked over even harder trying to bring them home yourself. It's much more hassle free (and cheaper) to just pay the shipping.
Also they were a limited stock, made to order product anyway. So the only places where you could get your hands on them are online or if some secondhand store somehow has them in stock.
>>279798707You can buy an actual horse for that price.
>>279798970There's not a single person in this thread I'd trust with an actual horse.
When is Seabiscuit getting an anime girl?
>>279775819Isn't episode 13 of S1 about this league?
Feels less like a semi-retirement thing but more like an all-stars league for the adults. I always thought in the Uma-verse the G1 races and such are for teenagers, the dream league thing is where the adult umas race.
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>>279792413Her forehead is too big.
>>279799669The Dream League is basically horse Valhalla.
>>279744877 (OP)How to start with Umamusume?
>>279800797I wanna play the game that's releasing next week route: S1 > S2 > OVA > Movie > CG
I just wanna watch some anime quick route: OVA > Movie > CG
>>279800849Is the gacha good?
Much better than stuff like AL, GFL, FGO, Genshin Impact, Honkai Impact 3 etc?
>>279800922Apples to oranges but if you enjoy raising sims where number goes up you'll enjoy it. Maybe.
>>279800849What about S3?
>>279783357>no horse guys btw?Male characters are always less popular, especially in gacha games. So that's probably the reason. As to in-universe, my headcannon is that all the umas dads are human that just did it with an umamusume and the result is always another umamusume.
>>279785250>>279785507>>279785612I would have followed the trainer career path in a heartbeat if I could have.
>>279794811She's going to help me try it out.
>>279801141A pile of shit. You can watch it and form your own opinion but I am not recommending that crap to anyone.
>>279801019>Can't spend my life raising a cute horsedaughter.>Can't make Suzuka a mom.Are we here just to suffer?
>>279800922Do you like raising/eugenics sims and watching number go up and praying to rng for good runs and repeating the process a bunch of times when you inevitably get a shitty horse? You won't be able to get umapyoi'd by your favorite horsegirl unless you can trudge though that, but if you can you'll probably have a good time
>>279801280>As to in-universe, my headcannonbro it's literally canon that the dads are human
umas can give birth to human boys by the way, chiyono and curren chan have an older brother
>>279801378How does it work exactly. Also how do costumes work? I want the other teio costume.
How would I get this in the gacha game
Oguri liking the pink shoes makes me suspect that she is unexpectedly weak to romantic gestures and being called cute
What uma are weak to anal?
>>279802153Pic related. Extremely weak to anal.
>>279801280>my headcannon is that all the umas dads are human that just did it with an umamusume and the result is always another umamusume.It's exactly the premise of the anime, you speed-watching retard. Why do you like talking about things you don't know about?
>>279802153Ikuno for sure
Are there donkeygirls? What about ponygirls?
If I had a million dollars I'd make an uma musume except with beast girls of all kinds, and it's about running over an obstacle course so other animals also have a chance (rabbit girls, wolf girls, cheetah girls etc.)
Where's the running anom? Here's your new tracksuit so you can run like an uma
Cingray author gave a lecture at a high school today
>>279803592Lecture about what?
>>279744877 (OP)Love Special Week
>>279801378How does PvP play into all of it? I'm gonna be f2p so I'm not planning on touching it, but would I miss out on any content that way, other than online races themselves?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oiQ8Orf-upk aaaaa father daughter dance
>>279803483cheetahs are faster than horses
only at sprints though, an obstacle course would be harder for one actually
>>279805438>How does PvP play into all of it?PVP is the endgame which nets you extra roll currency.
>>279805438nah you should participate just for the jimz, like you can just toss in any janky weak training run results and not care about placing well but the act of entering and racing will get you an actually decent quantity of participation jimz which will help you roll for more umas. I've seen anons who throw in trained umas from an older scenario mode and thus way weaker than the average for the event and still get jimz just for doing that
>>279806128>the act of entering and racing will get you an actually decent quantity of participation jimz which will help you roll for more umasSo it's a weekly poorfag humiliation ritual?
>>279806160monthly but nyes
>>279806160There needs to be losers in races too, to make the whales, I mean skilled players feel good.
>>279806160There's also a babby cup if you think winning is more important than getting paid.
>>279806257It's fine, I'll just send out Haru Urara.
>>279806128Can clones participate in the same race? Like if every player sends the same uma musume?
>>279801856Pick a girl
Go through the training scenario and raise their stats to whatever you need them to be and do races/get skills
Complete their list of objectives along the way, most of the time its just placing xth in a race but sometimes its fan count, and finish their scenario
Races are automated, you have no actual input in them, and are dependant on what stats and skills you've gotten
At the end of the run, which is like 60 "turns" or whatever, you get a copy of your girl with all their stats/skills that you can use in other modes like pvp
You can also use them for inheritance where you can pass on certain traits/skills/stats to a different gir you wanna train,, but what you can pass on as inheritance is rng and where a lot of the bullshit comes from
Costumes are considered alts, so their own separate version that you have to roll for with different unique skills and whatnot, though they come with a different training story too.
>>279744877 (OP)>pic related>MFW i relized that every season would be about an unrelated hoersI mean, why the fuck should I invest time in this series when the MC is thrown away like an used condom.
I getchu OP, but the fault is in us for expecting a gacha company making a series about a bet backing industry, the writing on the walls was not writing at all, it was a fucking graffiti mural that we refuse to see.
>>279806761How many times to you have to roll for an uma? Is this like those other gachas where you have to roll for multiple dupes to "complete" the character?
>>279806799They switched up the main character when her story, which is based on real life, wrapped up. There's not much else to say about her because her story is over.
>>279807042No of course not. What kind of shitty game is that?
>takyon keeps talking about doing experiments on you without your consent
this woman is a rapist I can feel it.
full on maxwell waiting to happen
>>279807175She wants to fix her legs so she can keep racing. Given that her IRL counterpart had to retire early because of his legs, even though he was a really strong racist,
air shakur bros where you at?
>>279807238yes, but she still wants to do experiments on (You)
>>279807291I want my nigga Air Jihad. But it won't be possible since global is a bunch of crybaby faggots.
>>279806489Each individual player can only field one copy of a character (so no dupes via alts from the same player), but this doesn't mean that one player fielding an uma results in a different player being unable to field that same character, so there can still be some dupes in the race. And PvP races whether they're from monthly events or the daily PvP have players each field 3 umas for the race. It varies whether NPC mobs are included as well
>>279807402Who exactly would cry about it?
>>279807505that anon would
>>279750192The game wasn't even out when S1 aired.
>>279807291I confess I paid more attention to her once I found out she has a stealth big ass
>>279787012This series has no lolis, or even small girls. They hate lolicons with a passion, too.
>>279807590>medium breasts and big assbased
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do not respond to LRD
>>279807736>everyone who points out what is now common knowledge is LRD!Man, those are not even in the series, why did you post them? You're proving his point.
Ah, we're in the "Bring up random names and pretend everyone else knows who that is" phase.
I'm assuming the game isn't really lewd at all considering the mafia cracks down on lewd uma art right?
I always like those romcom side stories some gatcha games have with each character.
>>279807859Damn right, public morals are UPHELD in this academy
You globalniggers just need to remember to get these three cards and then you will do just fine, now stfu and post horse.
>>279808068Mama Creek? Yes please.
Do we have a list of what horses will be available at launch?
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
>>279808061why is she doing the jeb pose
I've heard the dailies can take a while. is it true that it can be up to an hour per day? that seems pretty brutal by gatcha standards
Is it true that global will have accelerated banners to eventually catch up with JP servers?
>>279807238>a really strong racist,>wants to rape you>is also racistTachyon is truly the best umawife.
>>279807291Her silly faces are really cute.
>>279809031According to their official twitter, yes.
>>279808965she's doing an 80s ouendan cheer
also autism
>>279809520>that military pose right afterbased autist
>>279798707>800 fucking USDJesus H Christ. Yeah, fuck that noise alright. I'd love to one day own a fuck off big plushie like this, but damn that shipping price alone is insane.
>>279801378>Do you like eugenics simsI'm very much the pro Management Sim type (guess the nation), so yes, very much so. The issue is that most games are either TOO autistically detailed or barebones as hell.
>>279807088Holy fuck look at that horses swagger! Maybe the first random horse image I see in there that actually makes me react like this, really cool looking bors with that hair and the coloring.
If I play the game will I be able to dress them in cute clothes? This is important.
we love boys, ,princes and grannies here.
>>279810664unfathomably based
I think I stopped complaining about how the japanese love horse girls and learned to embrace the umamusumes like I did with moe.
>>279811682what the fuck am i looking at
>>279811706Norn being weird
>>279811773>""plushies"" are seemingly alive>they're panicking in the background cuz their machine is being kicked>the way these creatures are being drawn and shownborderline cronenberg type shit and im not a fan
>>279791809I'm calling the Yakuza
>>279810640Sorry, they only provide cool clothes for you umas.
>>279757298But the idolshit is one of the best parts
https://youtu.be/pI_VUNYXysI
https://youtu.be/obbMgAa-eIw
https://youtu.be/PJ9PQBjCMeI
https://youtu.be/HFgc3MgRIzg
Gonna install just so I can read the stories that aren't translated on YT
>>279812118I'm still blown away by the prodcution value this silly horse idol phone game thing got, truly incredible stuff to behold.
also why is this son so catchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0
>>279812148But you'll have to wait 4 years
>>279810633>>27981066440 year old woman with 2 kids and a stay-at-home husband
>>279812411>and a stay-at-home husbandCorrect. Me.
>>279812474Why are you angry?
>>279812503because you're a fucking retarded tourist
now fuck off and kill yourself
>>279812574You sound miserable. Try taking a walk or exercising to cool your head.
>>279812474cry more secondary /v/ermin scum
>>279807042No, but you have to roll 5 times for support cards to make meta builds and you need 5 support cards. Enjoy.
>>279744877 (OP)Why do they run in skirts?
>started watching this series last year
>I am now taking horse riding classes to then attempt to see if I can become an apprentice under anyone
my goal is to maybe one day be able to get a good horse and make him or her popular in Japan enough so they can appear in Uma... I sometimes do question my life decisions though especially since most jockeys learned when they were kids
>>279813328like a bird, to attract a mate and make more Umas
>>279813542What a story
>I sometimes do question my life decisionsOne question: Are you enjoying your time when going through these steps?
>>279813571>like a birdhttps://youtu.be/gIVGftIWt4s
>>279813542>jockeyshow smol are you?
this is important
>A jockey's typical height is 5'2โณ. Someone who is taller could never weigh so little and still be able to race their horse effectively.
>5'2โณ = 157~cm
Insane amounts of manlet energy, imagine their midget rage.
>>279813878aaaahahaha lanky FREAK how's the WEATHER up there you will never make it as a jockey haahahahahaha
>>279813878Yeah youโre tall to be a jockey, sorry bro lol
>>279813934I was not aware of this... now I am seriously questioning my life decisions
Out of curiosity, but what kinda fatass weight (strolling, no running) can a horse back even survive? Different horses different answers obviously, but ya know.
>>279814021Considering that late medieval and renaissance warhorses of Europe could gallop with a full plate harness knight and his various accompanying equipment (lance alone adds a fuckload of weight) and plate armor for itself, I would say quite a fatass weight is survivable but I'd need to pore over veritable academic sources for actual reliable numbers which I can't be arsed to do
>>279813982there's still dressage and jumping and shit I guess
>>279814100>could gallop with a full plate harness knight and his various accompanying equipmentI honestly didn't think of that, even though it's super obvious. Then again, maybe those type of horses aren't a thing anymore, not readily available or whatever else. Human find a way to make nature obsolete.
>which I can't be arsed to doThat's fair, you've already given me plenty of information anyway, thanks!
>>279814115We don't talk about cringe like that shit here...
>>279762772The show would have benefited a lot from being more true to the source material. Give it that game of thrones "brooo anything can happen even main characters fuckin die" quality. Though I realize that would be difficult to weave into a coherent narrative and some waifufag would set Studio Kai on fire.
Imagine getting cornered by a horse girl. Haha. Just imagine.
>>279814538>no chance of outrunning her>no chance of breaking free when pinned down>no chance of pulling out while being umapyoid hard and raww-what an awful predicament that would be hahaha
>>279814603>w-what an awful predicament that would be hahahathis except unironically
But my heart longs for another Uma.
Noโฆ my precious semen..
Trainers should date trainers.
Iโve decided to become a horse girl. Surgery is tomorrow. Iโm a little nervous, but looking forward to finally being in the right body!
Platonic marriage, platonic sex, platonically planning a family, for the sole purpose of race morale
>>279814941Based horse supremacist raising horse girl racial awareness via friendship
>>279814941DISGUSTINGLY based
>>279813982The problem is not your height, it's your weight. The typical weight minimum for horse jockeys is between 112 and 126 lbs, I'm sure I don't need to explain why. But there are obvious exceptions too.
>Lester Piggott, considered one of the greatest flat jockeys, was nicknamed "Longfellow" for his height of 5 ft 8 in (173 cm), and Jack Andrews, who is 6 ft 4 in (193 cm), can ride at a weight of 142 lb (64 kg). Bruce Hobbs was at 6 ft 1.5 in (186.7 cm) the tallest jockey ever to win the Grand National.
>>279814747we know, fellow torena who was mindbroken into falling in love with his uma after being raped by her
>>279815082>6 ft 4 in (193 cm), can ride at a weight of 142 lb (64 kg)>Normal* BMI (โฅ 18.5 and < 25) for 193cm is 71-89kghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=sVjk5nrb_lI&t=72s
>>279814100>>279814161big horses are still alive and well, it's just thoroughbreds that are fragile
>>279815188>big horses are still alive and wellFascinating. Makes me wonder what all the horses close-ish to me are, also wish that I wasn't such a lazy bastard. Whenever I use the local tram I go past a bunch of random ass horses chilling and eating grass, think there is a stable 30 car minutes away from me too, sadly hard to reach otherwise tho.
>>279815173That anon is 175cm, so it's realistic for him to drop to ~64kg without getting into the unhealthy territory, his BMI would be 20.9. His dream of becoming a jockey in Japan is the far more unrealistic part.
>>279815293>173-175 normal is 57โ74 kganon has a chance, he just needs to stop being a slop!
>>279808470Good lord I want to have sex with Bourbon.
Since when has "umapyoi" been used as a euphemism for sex?
>>279815538careful anon questions like that makes the local schizo screech in agony
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>>279810685ZAMN, boys look like THAT?
How much rerolling will I have to do to get my favorites?
>>279757298the idolshit is one of the dumbest parts of the series
it feels like someone had doubts just horse racing alone would sell so they threw in easy otakubait
The amount of people that got filtered by idol stuff is so funny, even more so since S1 is super light on it all things considered, it barely shows up.
>>279773882tm opera o so sexo i lov tm opera o
>>279761140I heard all of them except for Deep Impact have returned but with full redesigns.
>>279816922Your favorite won't be on release
>>279818332Nice lie. But I've already confirmed 3 of them will be available on release.
Gave this show a try. Itโs alright, I like the running but I feel the show wouldโve been improved if the characters were guys instead. Wouldโve also be better with fighting. Also doesnโt make sense that they wear elaborate dresses and shit while running, that definitely cuts into their time. Not having them wear shorts is such a HUGE plot hole.
>>279818443>improved if the characters were guys insteadNot everything needs to be self insert sl--
>Wouldโve also be better with fightingOhhh you were joke posting, my bad lol!
>>279818443Sounds like you want a(nother) battle shounen series.
>>279818515Bro how is my post a joke? Canโt handle different opinions?
>>279818517I want horse people fighting with martial arts but with races too and maybe less gay shit like the idol crap.
>horse fighting
Rofl nigger what? Jousting anime
>>279818681Jousting sounds cool. Maybe we could have less scenes of the horsegirls talking about their feelings and replace those with jousting scenes.
Jousting horse girl pussy with my penis
>279818581
Here is your (You), shitpost-kun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqQwUrcuWE&list=RDIfqQwUrcuWE
This idol stuff is awesome though
>>279818939Okay but imagine if we had boxing matches instead
>Imagine if we had more shounen slop
Don't have to, I can just look at the catalogue.
>>279818976I do like fighting as well. Fortunately there is more than one anime on planet earth and I can just go watch a boxing anime.
>>279818999None of those are about horse people though. Horses are powerful animals
>>279819011Whatโs the MMA horse anime?
>>279819032Horse racing is real, is horse MMA real?
>>279819015You're right, instead they're about gods and kings, something FAR stronger than a horse could ever be.
>>279819048It could be if pussies like PETA didnโt exist. Isnโt anime about doing what canโt be done in real life?
>>279819053I donโt think kings were ever all that much stronger than regular people and if gods are so strong then why donโt they fight me?
>>2797611401. They didn't, now all of them are in the game, except for a few.
2. There's no license in the first place, this is not bongland where you need to have loicenses to do anything. The laws allowed them to use any horse they want.
>>279819100>It could be if pussies like PETA didnโt exist.Sounds like you're the pussy if you're afraid of PETA
>>279819128I could fight every member of PETA at once if I had to, but I donโt think I could beat the police.
>>279819129 No U, you know Iโm right.
>>279819201>He can't beat a funny coppaYou sound weak as hell, just like those PETA hippies.
>>279813982You have to be like the manlet on the left
>>279819201>I could fight every member of PETA at once if I had toAnd yet you won't because you're too scared to make your dream of horse MMA a reality. It seems you haven't learned that strength is more than muscles... enter my dojo
>>279819224Say that to my face at the next anime convention faggot. Iโll be the guy dressed as Special Week, we can settle this there.
>>279819239Iโll show you! Iโll be the greatest horse MMA trainer in the world. Iโm going to start training horses in BJJ first thing tomorrow.
>>279819267Sorry, not a pussy bitch that goes to weeb conventions, I don't wanna get aids from some used slut or whate---
>Iโll be the guy dressed as Special WeekAL FUCKING RIGHT THIS SETTLES IT IMMA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR STUPID ASS!
>>279818699i'll joust with you bro *unzips ninjin*
>>279819375ENTER: DEEP IMPACT
>>279819596>Hurr Durr I take racing super duper seriously >Wears an 18th century style puffy dress to the track to run inWhat were they THINKING?!?
>>279819707ITS FUN AND SEXY, ANON, GET IT!
>>279819707>>279819718both of you fuck off and die
>>279819728kill yourself secondary
loving platonic relationships with umas
>>279744877 (OP)to fucking bad, it's an "anthology" series and it works as one.
>>279802153All I know is that my weenus is scared of Rudolf's butthole
>>279820843now imagine how good this could look at 720p or above when using vp9 or even when avc!
https://youtu.be/TTUPapcnoDI?si=zwHwYdjxGGXTbuyt
>>279814162>race good or get melted down into glueNo way to work that in without changing genre from sports anime to horror anime. The setting would change from "oh they want to race, they're just athletes" to "this is our slave race of horse girls we force to run against each other and the losers get a bolt gun to the head".
Whether that's more accurate to real life, I dunno. I assume some horses enjoy racing and a lot dislike it. As for living conditions I don't know, maybe sleeping in a store house is already pretty accurate for horses.
>>279821046honestly cant wait. could be because of my open window but i got random goosebumps on my back while watching.
>>279821081>I assume some horses enjoy racing and a lot dislike itno, most horses like to race actually
>>279821127source? i find it hard to believe that these once free living creatures that are constantly running and eating grass would enjoy running with puny human on their back...
>>279777328same man i could not keep it together. i watched this while on the row machine so i must have looked like a mega retard both crying and rowing extra hard from the twin turbo motivation
>>279821127Are all horses masochists? They literally get whipped during races to urge them to run harder. I can't imagine most enjoy that.
Animals generally do enjoy some exertion, but clearly if they need to be whipped to do more, they are going beyond what they actually enjoy. It's not like the horses have any concept of "winning" and really appreciate being pushed to beat all the other horses.
Getting back to the point, giving the horses human forms and intelligence means that any instance of them being treated as property in their original story just does not gel with the new setting.
>>279821434>watched this while on the row machine in publicdo people really? i mean, kinda respect in a way, but it's still kinda silly but also funny lmao
>>279821464>I can't imagine most enjoy that.NTA. That part always hit me the wrong way, that there is a need in the modern world for the whipping shit.
>It's not like the horses have any concept of "winning"No idea about horses, but don't be so sure about that claim, animals can be unexpected and oddly competitive, among many other things.
>>279821464Animals do get competitive and there is a instinct to be faster than the others and "lead the pack".
In terms of being whipped, the riding crop is tiny compared to the size of the horse and the end is splayed out to reduce the pain, it's nothing damaging and just stings a bit. Try slapping your arm or thigh right now. There's also rules that dictate how often you can whip your horse, I believe the max is 6?
which umas would enjoy being whipped by their trainer
>>279821549well he was watching umakino so it's based, if it was shonen or echi garbage then he should kill himself
>>279821549it was at my house. no way would i work out in public and watch anime at the same time
>>279821464go back sucking epa and your pet's dick, imagine in AD 2025 and still worshipping animals like a fucking retard
>>279821630Then who the fuck would look at you weird then? Your potential GF, parents, siblings, general family?
>>279821610I mean, true, but still.
>>279821603>You may piss your horse of SIX times at most per race, after that you need to stop.Slapping my arm or not, I still wouldn't want anyone to do it while I'm under (slight?) stress, running against some other gay fuckers I wanna beat.
>279821643>pic related
I'll personally eat more dogs and cats just to offset the gayness of the animals worshippers
>>279821603also the horse's butt is pretty well-armored
>>279821745>the horse's butt is pretty well-armoredhow? with what? against what? for what purpose?
>>279821771With thick skin, fat, and muscle and against anything that would sneak up and prey on a horse in the wild.
>>279821685sometimes i become self aware of my actions like im being watched by beings in a higher dimensions like we watch 2d ones
>>279821953>anything that would sneak up and prey on a horseDoes that include degenerate humans?
>>279822008That's even weirder buddy...
>>279822154but it's not unreasonable or even impossible right? anyways, even if no one saw it, it would still look ridiculous
>>279822211Yeah well, at least this way no woman will call you a bitch ass pussy... then again, you ARE still crying.
till sunday you disgusting horse fuckers
>>279822154Especially degenerate humans.
>>279822901talking about 3D irl horse fucking btw since I once new a degenerate that said he did that when he was younger. weird as hell thinking back but oh well not that I can go back in time or anything lmao. good night
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