Thread 279849000

>Watch Frieren
>Expecting a shounen about mages
>In reality, it's an anime about regretting not sucking that guy's cock
Geez, nice moral of the story, bro.

>>279849000 (OP)
Frieren never thinks about sex, it's literally impossible for her brain to even consider it.
She is a 1000 year old volcel and will remain a virgin for at least another 1000 years to come.

>>279849000 (OP)
It's actually an anime where you, as the viewer, regret not being born as first-class mage material to satisfy her ravenous, war-mongering desires in bed.

>>279849063
1000 years of wasted life anybody who has no accomplishments done in a millennium of living is worthless

>>279849089
Her feet have no right to be that outstanding.

>>279849000 (OP)
Frieren was a shonen with sol moments that became a pure shonen

>>279849113
>no accomplishments
>Frieren
Anon, watch the anime before you comment

>>279849145
>You are here
Yeah, I'd figure I'm not the first retard seething at the I wish I'd suck his cock arc.

>>279849000 (OP)
Take it one step more: women will regret not sucking cock, so they shouldn't miss their chance. Now the moral is much more agreeable.

>>279849115
For me it's her thighs. She's built so much better than frieren. The anime unfortunately doesn't give her the nice B cups she has in the manga

>>279849290
>The anime unfortunately doesn't give her the nice B cups she has in the manga
She suppresses them.
Only an expert would notice.

>>279849290
POST MOAR

>>279849290
Stop calling her 'she' the director says Serie's gender is ambiguous, which is why they made her sound like a man in the anime

>>279849498
>director is retarded
More news at 11

>>279849441
>>279849498
Also she has a beautiful alto voice, not a manly voice. A sexy voice, like a big viola.

>>279849513
This doesn't prove she's a woman though? Maybe she has feminization magic?

>>279849527
>bans frieren from all mage society buildings for 1,000 years because she pissed her off
Definitely a woman

I don't even know why Seriefags even exist when her only narrative purpose is for her to get constantly mogged by Frieren. It must be cuck mentality

methinks it would be pretty funny if we had chapter where stark accidentally walks into fern changing and she flashes her pantsu and gets mad haha

>>279849619
I mean that isn't actually far off what will happen in s2 anyway, just add in some extra fanservice like the Frieren foota scene

>>279849498
>director says Serie's gender is ambiguous
No, at most he says she can be a reverse-trap but never says she's not female.

>>279849871
Could you resist the urge to look? Falsch must have an iron will

>>279849876
She's been doing that all his life, he got used to it.

>>279849876
You don't become a 1st class mage by collecting bottlecaps, anon

wtf was her problem?

>>279849341
Mana is stored in the boobs. So she has to suppress them to kill demons.

>>279849000 (OP)
I’ve sucked a lot of cocks in my day. The only ones i regret are the ones i didn’t suck.
Metaphorically

>>279849000 (OP)
>In reality, it's an anime about regretting not sucking that guy's cock
But very much relatable. We all all have that one girl where wish we could go back and ask them out on a date.

This is just sad, hero of the world spending 50 years obsessing over some dense elf who couldn't care less
Why didn't he just move on after like a couple of years?

>>279849984
She groomed him young, he never stood a chance

>>279849000 (OP)
>finish epic quest to defeat a demon lord
>"well, that was good, see ya again in 50 years!"
>"hey there again, wait are you dying now? wtf but we havent fucked yet
why was frieren so autistic?

>>279849984
>>279850120
she's an elf that has already lived a thousand years by then
50 years for her were like a weekend or less
its true tho that she was rather dumb not understanding that humans have way shorter lives and that maybe she should have hanged around with them more instead of leaving to buy some cigarettes for 50 years

>>279849000 (OP)
>expect a slow burn fantasy
>get constant footfag propaganda instead
Apparently that's enough to become one of the most successful recent anime

>>279850194
There are no foot scenes in the mango

>>279850218
Exactly my point, the anime added it in and it became a smash hit. Look at Shinkai, he's the most successful director in the category of anime movies and he's a major footfag. There's a secret footfag cabal and it's gaining more influence.

>>279850194
>>279850218
They are just expanding on scenes already in the manga, it's why the fanservice doesn't feel out of place

>>279850248
>Fern's hair resembles a penis in this panel
>Frieren's foot is on top of it

Hiatus bros??

>>279850248
no ass and no tits, only feet
she's perfect

>>279849876
He peeked after five seconds.

>>279851017
Fuckin kek

>>279849952
How is this relatable? Girls don't have cocks for you to suck.

>>279849952
only relatable if you're 80-100 years of age, Himmel died of old age

>>279850218
>>279850248
I was promised a Frieren and Fern feet scene in the beginning of season 2.

>>279850248
>So Stark, you're turning 18 today?
>I've got a present for you.

remember that frierens freshest memory of the guy is bald midget who cant get it up

>>279851201
There will be, they go to a spa together too

>>279851255
Where did Ferns udders go?

>>279851282
Must have been wearing a padded bra earlier in the chapter

>>279851282
How low tier the art is and how much effort went into the anime to elevate it is probably the best thing the adaptation has going for it.
tl;dr artist sucks

>>279851282
the spa took them

>>279849113
>1000 years of wasted life anybody who has no accomplishments done in a millennium of living is worthless
>retard goes to the default response without watching the show

>>279849000 (OP)
Wrong. It's about regretting not LOVING sucking his cock. It's a bitter sweet anime you dipshit. Know how people say OH I WISH ID NEVER DIE AND LIVE for 100000 YEARS. Well this is the result of it. You don't appreciate whats around because you expect things to last forever, and this is her story about learning this.

>>279851282
Frieren hid them with magic because she's jealous

I'm a 35 year old man and I like this anime.

>>279851691
Living 100000 years means you have plenty of time to learn and plenty of opportunities to do things differently.

>>279851708
Congratulations on being the target audience.

>>279849000 (OP)
I mean, it is both and it does neither well

>>279849984
Honestly himmel stans should follow his example
>stay in the friend zone with their crush
>stalk them for 10 years by getting the same job
>confess and get rejected bc she's too autistic to be in a relationship
>become a virgin hermit with no social life that cries himself to sleep thinking about her until you die of old age

>>279852707
And I thought Kazuya was a simp

Isn't retarded to fall in love with humans?
Like, if I was an elf I would depise them for having an average life span of 80 years.
Why would I feel something more than just sexual attraction for them?
Specially as a female elf...
What could a human male provide me other than sex?
Protection? I'm a fucking magician
Stability? I live traveling around collecting grimoires
Love? He would be unattractive while I still be hot
Children? Halfus are ugly and I don't want them

>>279852846
>Protection? I'm a fucking magician
any human warrior mogs frieren

>>279849000 (OP)
>>Expecting a shounen about mages
That's exactly what it is after the first dozen episodes. Sounds like you tapped out too early if you wanted shounenshit. You would have got it.

frieren smells
fern is fat

>>279853008
Not really, se can defeat demons and clones of herself so humans are shit.

>>279849000 (OP)
Regretting in an autistic way. She didn't give a fuck about Himmel when he was alive. Not even a single fuck.

>>279849000 (OP)
I wanna see Frieren and Methode seggs

Frieren is going to regret her last words to Serie after her death

>>279854055
Based Frieren

>>279852846
>average life span of 80
Where the fuck do you live? Singapore?

>>279849113
>defeats the demon king along with the Hero's party, just like Flamme trained her
>restores a city and its inhabitants from an unbreakable curse

>>279849598
>expecting simps to care about lore

>>279849984
>who couldn't care less
>she clearly loved him but didn't realize it at the time
>he literally knew she would grow to love him
>he fell for her as a kid
The guy never stood a chance

>>279851282
She never had them. Artists took a meme and blew it out of proportions. Methode titmogs Fern any day of the week.

>>279852846
>retarded
>fall in love
Anon, that's not how relationships work.

>>279851231
Let's go out to celebrate first

>>279849513
Those are at least C cup. Proportionately they should be D cup but she's tiny overall.

>>279849984
>This is just sad, hero of the world spending 50 years obsessing over some dense elf who couldn't care less
>Why didn't he just move on after like a couple of years?

He went bald and lost half his height super fast. Seriously, Old Himmel was shorter than Frieren and the actual dwarf. What the fuck?

>>279856698
Based

>>279856751
That's what lack of elfussy does to a mf

>>279856751
Maybe he lost his spine in an attack

>>279849498
the minute Serie spoke I sniped that shit as Mariya Ise's Killua. Peak

>>279849000 (OP)
>Read frieren expected a manage about regretting not sucking a guy's cock
>In reality, it is a shounen about mages and demons
Fuck this gay earth

>>279853536
arent there any other elves left that could be her family or friends?

Isn't the manga having a current arc where she has her consciousness travel back in time and now has a second chance with Himmel?

>>279860670
That arc's long over by now. We're currently in the Empire spy fiction arc.

>watch FOTM generic show about hypercapable protagonist
>it's mid at best (not debateable)
every time

>>279860731
oh, haven't read in a while lol

>>279852846
This is Demon logic, you missed the point of the Demons.

>>279850431
I want to believe

>>279849000 (OP)
I mean it hits home to all the 30yo women who never had kids or married going through menopause and realizing they are doomed to be cat aunts

>>279861427
>30yo women who never had kids
You're not the only target audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU3pBOy9a0Q

>>279849000 (OP)
I did not watch Frieren.

>>279862226
men can still fuck and have kids even in their 60s
women are the only really time constrained