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Anonymous No.279875142 >>279876502 >>279876517 >>279876595 >>279878187 >>279880138 >>279882670 >>279887755 >>279889479 >>279892076 >>279895395 >>279907540 >>279910867 >>279917142 >>279924660
lazarus
new episode just came out
it's HARDCORE time
Anonymous No.279875153 >>279884741 >>279892817 >>279895395 >>279896978 >>279907235 >>279907550
this bitch is so ugly lol
Anonymous No.279875170
everyone dropped it already
Anonymous No.279875195
the president is dying
Anonymous No.279875250 >>279875265
for convenient reason, she's immediately disclosing Skinner's location as soon as someone found her.
Anonymous No.279875265 >>279880499 >>279895395
>>279875250
and also for convenient reason it's not very far.
Anonymous No.279875283 >>279888386
"do you have any regret?"
"well.."
Anonymous No.279875304
OH MY TITS YOU MEAN THIS VERY PROGRAM THAT ONLY GOT REVEALED RIGHT AT THE BUTT END OF THIS SHOW?
Anonymous No.279875325 >>279899498 >>279910619
i know i really shouldn't be surprised to how ridiculous the level of hacking in this show but hacking a hospital bed to get out of the hospital is certainly something.
Anonymous No.279875348 >>279888313
>guy was at the homeless encampment the whole time
>Skinner already went blind and the videos were pre-recorded
Anonymous No.279875371
casual anime enjoyer here

this show has been absolute FIRE and i cant wait for the finale. /a/ wrote this show off way, WAY too fast
Anonymous No.279875380
also for convenient reason, Doug happened to be an important figure for this new station so that he's the only who could access it.
Anonymous No.279875405
fuck this show i'm back watching link click which is a much more superior show than this
Anonymous No.279875489 >>279875512 >>279875891 >>279876459 >>279877155
bros after this ends next week should i watch cowboy bebop?
Anonymous No.279875512 >>279875891 >>279877184 >>279879292 >>279894468
>>279875489
for reference:
im white
5’11
174 pounds
4.6 inch penis
favorite anime: evangelion, chainsaw man, psycho pass
Anonymous No.279875891
>>279875512
>>279875489
its way better than lazarus, thats for sure.
Anonymous No.279875984
So when do they fingerbang each other
Anonymous No.279876459
>>279875489
why would this be your 1st Watanabe anime? his better days were 20 years ago
Anonymous No.279876469
>next episode is the series finale
Anonymous No.279876502
>>279875142 (OP)
Anything happen this episode?
Anonymous No.279876517 >>279876578 >>279879102 >>279907778
>>279875142 (OP)
Spoilers:
>Jew man is an evil mastermind who backstabbed black man
>Axel and Blonde lesbian becomes straight wtf
>korean guy has multiple personalities, angel and twisted fuckin psychopath
>Skinner was the homeless guy in ep 2, the episode with the transgender character. Shows that no one gave a fuck about homeless including us (we live in a society)
>president is woman
>they hire the orange hair hacker guy who wanted to fuck chris (the blonde crossdresser nsa glowie)

ONE MORE EPISODE
Anonymous No.279876578
>>279876517
>Shows that no one gave a fuck about homeless including us (we live in a society)
We're doing this bullshit again?
Anonymous No.279876595 >>279876615
>>279875142 (OP)
Where are you guys getting a Japanese audio with English subs? Everything I see on nyaa says english audio
Anonymous No.279876615 >>279876647
>>279876595
since vidio the indonesian streaming site that once had the japanese audio decided to delay episode 10 by 2 full weeks (it's just out this week for some reason), it means the JP audio had to be taken from other source that i have no idea where.
Anonymous No.279876647 >>279876667 >>279879184
>>279876615
Right, but where are YOU getting it? The only torrents on nyaa are english audio only
Anonymous No.279876667
>>279876647
i watch it with english audio
Anonymous No.279877146 >>279878100
I stopped watching after episode 5, did anything happen since then?
Anonymous No.279877155
>>279875489
Personally I think I'm going to rewatch Space Dandy. I think it's time.
Anonymous No.279877184
>>279875512
what? what does this have to do with anything...?
Anonymous No.279878100
>>279877146
Not really
Anonymous No.279878187
>>279875142 (OP)
oh hey Ed's back
Anonymous No.279878986
Sex with Leland!
Anonymous No.279879102
>>279876517
Some Anon mentioned that during episode 2 casually in passing. Gotta be honest I have no clue what happened this episode so much happened
Anonymous No.279879184
>>279876647
Jp audio is usually out in around 24h
Anonymous No.279879292
>>279875512
4.6 inches soft, right?
Anonymous No.279880138
>>279875142 (OP)
Wait I was busy attacking politicians on twitter, didn't watch yet.
Anonymous No.279880373 >>279895395
I LOVE ELEINA
Anonymous No.279880421
>download multi-audio file
>none of the 8 languages are Japanese
What's the ETA? I am usually not online that early. DKB's website says it should have been out hours ago.
Anonymous No.279880499
>>279875265
I unironically like their friendship. I wish this series was semi-episodic and character focused instead of global threat shit.
Anonymous No.279880509
so fucking cringe.
Anonymous No.279880788
She's gigantic
Anonymous No.279880820 >>279890392 >>279892076 >>279894762 >>279895395 >>279903714
>hacker girl

Pure sex.
Anonymous No.279880973 >>279882179 >>279882207 >>279913256
>Christina has boyfriends and girlfriends.
>She's a bislut.

Hot.
Anonymous No.279881033 >>279881721 >>279883842 >>279888313 >>279892076
Skinner is at the homeless community in Babylonia City.

I fucking hate this show much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.279881166 >>279895395
LOTS of cute Eleinas this episode, though.
Anonymous No.279881721
>>279881033
I think the anime being mediocre and all the threads hating on Lazarus is pretty funny.
Anonymous No.279882138
Let this show die so all 3 anons liking it on /a/ could finally be free from their curse.
Anonymous No.279882179
>>279880973
>>She's a bislut.
More like the shittiest kind of representation of a biwoman both to men and lesbians alike.
Anonymous No.279882207 >>279882825
>>279880973
So this was done to counter that episode about her having a gf in the past who was also conveniantly killed now?
Was this written by two different writers as episode goes to retcon this in finale?
Really retarded move there without any kind of build-up.
Anonymous No.279882425 >>279883325 >>279887728 >>279889468
Skinner was in the background at the homeless camp in Episode 3. Jill, the woman Axel and Doug spoke to, is going to help catch him.

People are going to get so mad at Episode 13.
Anonymous No.279882464
>Close To The Edge
https://youtu.be/gka_km9gb5c?t=283
Anonymous No.279882670
>>279875142 (OP)
I don't watch this but holy shit, even the screenshots look horrible.
Anonymous No.279882734 >>279883210 >>279884357 >>279890069 >>279892817 >>279903819
While this anime has been fun at times, it's far from well done story telling. Some interesting imagery, some really well done fights.

But (picrel) should've been the title of the show because it was entirely an asspull / deus ex machina.

The list of
'Oh you found me, here's Skinner's location'.
'Everyone gets to a secret hospital and survives.'
'It was all the HUNDUNdundundundun PROGRAM.'
'Oh you need super fast transit, well...wouldn't you know it, we just happen to have one right here. Golly, we would've opened it (capitalism and all) but darn that HAPNA'
"I need an executive order... 'bitch, I'm blind dying of hapna, sure why not.' "
"Asian assassin has MPD, swam through open waters with a gash on his leg deep enough to bring all the sharks to the yard, but yeah...'it's just a scratch.' "

Get your head out of your ass? Please, you've been pulling 12 episodes out of it, why stop now?
Anonymous No.279882825 >>279883771
>>279882207
>Really retarded move there without any kind of build-up.
Man and woman of action hooking up in the last 10 minutes of the movie is a classic cliche
Anonymous No.279883172 >>279883210
so for the final episode they need to
>find Skinner and come up with the solution how to make the vaccine and distribute to the whole world (honestly i don't know how many people consume it anyway, and best believe the distribution part will just be offscreened anyway)
>resolve army vs NSA stuff along with Hersch's hostage situation
>explaining Hundun program and what to do with Soryu/HG's fate (will he just crash into the army vs NSA for revenge to that jew dude because that's totally something he can do)
>then the fate of the lazarus members
Anonymous No.279883210 >>279883272 >>279891586
>>279882734
Not MPD, DID - Disassociative Identity Disorder

>>279883172
Also, per the last episode, there's only one day left. Even with perfect logistics, all of humanity is not getting the cure in time.
Anonymous No.279883272 >>279891586
Skinner is Jesus
Hapna-users are Lazarus

Lazarus dies -- sometime later, Jesus is like 'JODAN DESU YO' and everyone wakes up.

>>279883210
Oh thank you for the clarification. I didn't have my DSM V open.
Anonymous No.279883325
>>279882425
So she gets the fever and sleeps it off?
Anonymous No.279883771
>>279882825
Only if there's any signs of them being into each other, here it was completely retarded move and only done cause they showed her being into a girl before reasoning to counter that take which is insane cause why they even do that if from start like you said they wanted her to pair up with the guy and destroy that other narrative?
Like I said very retarded writing and nothing can defend it.
It's lazy writing but seeing this work and how shitty some things go it should be expected for writing to be subpar.
Anonymous No.279883842
>>279881033
I actually like the backgrounds, some of the designs and characters and I wish they wouldn't have been wasted on this. Whoever is writing that can't write a plot for shit. Maybe Watanabe just sucks at non-episodic story telling.
Anonymous No.279884357 >>279893646
>>279882734
Yeah none of this makes sense. I don't get Lin's standpoint on this. She said she's indebted to Skinner which makes sense. But then talked like the genocide would affect her and her people too even though they never took hapna since they don't feel pain to begin with. Also, if she's on Skinner's side why did she reveal his location immediately? And if she's against him why not doing it sooner instead? Same goes for the black doctor that gave Skinner his artificial heart.

Not even starting with the whole assassin subplot or wonder why not a single hobo noticed Skinner living among them even though some of them were former docs.

The worst is all the hacking and coincidences though. Nothing progresses naturally, one of the characters just always hacks reality with a few clicks whenever the plot needs them too and no we have yet ANOTHER damn hacker.
Anonymous No.279884741 >>279884770 >>279884789
>>279875153
she's a 10/10 compared to the other characters
this series just has a lot of uggos
Anonymous No.279884770
>>279884741
Christine is cute.
Anonymous No.279884789
>>279884741
president is hotter
Anonymous No.279887019 >>279889943
So what is Hundun program
Anonymous No.279887453 >>279887584 >>279893341
do NOT open
Anonymous No.279887584
>>279887453
>this one character filtered millions
Anonymous No.279887728
>>279882425
>Jill, the woman
kek
Anonymous No.279887755 >>279888126 >>279888313
>>279875142 (OP)
lmao so skinner was in the homeless camp the entire time
Anonymous No.279887999 >>279888437
?????????????
it's not like they were ever that close or anything?
Anonymous No.279888126
>>279887755
>black agent is a blind incompetent retard
what did this progressive piece of art mean by this?
Anonymous No.279888313 >>279913355
>>279875348
>>279881033
>>279887755
KEK THIS SHITPOST WAS TRUE THE WHOLE TIME???????
Anonymous No.279888386 >>279888650
>>279875283
I actually think this romance could have worked with fairly large rewrites.
Anonymous No.279888437 >>279899391
>>279887999
>b-but Spike and Julia!
Anonymous No.279888599 >>279889185 >>279890121 >>279907821 >>279913355
am i the only who who likes Lazarus?

the plot is no more silly than the 20 other anime i watch every season anyways
Anonymous No.279888644 >>279889961
How the hell can they end this in one episode while making it satisfactory?
Anonymous No.279888650 >>279889453 >>279899600
>>279888386
It could but not in the way they presented it in the show, it isn't even romance, just out of nowhere the girl who was confirmed to be into a girl by flashback suddenly decided to kiss him for no real reason explained in any previous episode.
Just writer nonsense.
They could not force some retarded girl x girl romance in and actually give these two some scenes to develop some attraction between the girl and a guy, but nope.
Shit ending as usual.
They could make the other girl to be in love with a girl and Chris could be completely straight showing it from start and it wouldn have more sense.
Just another bury your gays retardation combined with immediately pullung out the conversion fetish.
Anonymous No.279889185
>>279888599
Yes
Anonymous No.279889453
>>279888650
have you ever heard of bisexuals?
Anonymous No.279889468
>>279882425
>big head tiny bod
Anonymous No.279889479
>>279875142 (OP)
Still no edit with Ed next to this thing
>before / after
Anonymous No.279889943
>>279887019
Severance but for super assassins.
Anonymous No.279889961
>>279888644
They can't
Anonymous No.279890069 >>279907821
>>279882734
The only criticism that I have about the show is the script, it seems relaxed for some reasons
Anonymous No.279890121
>>279888599
i love it, the animation is great and so is the action

they just needed a person who writes like better
Anonymous No.279890392 >>279890410
>>279880820
Would've been nice if she had sex on screen or at least wore a bikini.
Anonymous No.279890410
>>279890392
>she should have sex on screen

She uses Linux, anon.
Anonymous No.279890699
beginning my live blogging of episode 12
Anonymous No.279890758
these english subs are fucking awful, where did you guys watch the ep?
Anonymous No.279890984
Why did she automatically assume Soryu has DID instead of just using two different personas for his business?
Anonymous No.279891067 >>279891989
dont tell me the chinese assassin is axel's childhood friend
Anonymous No.279891212
Pretty nails
Anonymous No.279891244
She's so pretty
Anonymous No.279891272
Anonymous No.279891586 >>279892403
>>279883210
>Even with perfect logistics, all of humanity is not getting the cure in time.
Probably something like this >>279883272
Humans are supposed to face their mortality to make wiser choices in the future. Just when everybody is about to die the cure kicks in that Hapna has built-in thanks to Skinner developing it from Alex's genes.
This whole series feels undercooked to me. Unlike most other anons I think it actually does have potential but the execution (minus look and animation) and writing are awful.
Anonymous No.279891989
>>279891067
He obviously is. They're both part of the Hundun Project.
Anonymous No.279892076
>>279881033
>>279880820
>>279875142 (OP)
I like how detailed the backgrounds in this anime are.
Anonymous No.279892087
>umm ahkshually the liasion was the assassin the entire time and he has multiple personality disorder!
lmao what the fucking fuck what a pointless "twist"
Anonymous No.279892403 >>279895687
>>279891586
That's just about every Toonami anime original (barring the FLCL spinoffs).
Anonymous No.279892817 >>279893845
>>279875153
You crazy she cute as fuck

>>279882734
This. Cowboy bebop was a way more intelligently written series, It's even not even funny. It had layers and consistency. it's like watanabe's IQ went down 20 points.

Tiger striped cat
Spike and Andy's similarities
Beast without fangs
One eye sees the past the other sees the present
2 warriors stars have fallen

That shit wasnt even deep but it showed just how much of a high quality series cowboy bebop was compared to lazarus.
Anonymous No.279893341 >>279894224
>>279887453
>SPIIIIIIKE! SPIKE SPIEEEEEEGAL!
Anonymous No.279893646 >>279894766
>>279884357
>yeah, he told me that if I was found in person, I should give up the beans, no fuss involved

The thing that annoys me is that they knew from episodes ago that Popcorn Wizard was in Pakistan. Given the stakes, why didn't they have a recon team scope out the nation or collaborate with the nation to find the hacker? Even if the hacker is HARDCORE, they could've used last approximate location after she threw the phone to form a dragnet...
Anonymous No.279893845 >>279893883 >>279894955
>>279892817
>This. Cowboy bebop was a way more intelligently written series, It's even not even funny. It had layers and consistency. it's like watanabe's IQ went down 20 points.
>Tiger striped cat
>Spike and Andy's similarities
>Beast without fangs
>One eye sees the past the other sees the present
>2 warriors stars have fallen
That was all Nobumoto and she in 2021. :(
Anonymous No.279893883
>>279893845
she died in 2021*
Anonymous No.279894224
>>279893341
KEK
Anonymous No.279894336 >>279894401
Wish Axel was in any other series. The man's hot looks and miyano va are wasted here
Anonymous No.279894401 >>279894614
>>279894336
gay
Anonymous No.279894468
>>279875512
yeah if you like those anime you will like it. I think it's a little bit overrated by people saying 10/10 but its a solid 8 or 9 and has similar vibes to the series you listed. Just know it's mostly episodic. The overarching plot isn't the focus and is only touched on in a few episodes.
Anonymous No.279894614 >>279894781
>>279894401
Look at him and tell me this man doesn't deserve a dick.

someone post the hot elevator webm
Anonymous No.279894762 >>279894808
>>279880820
What race is she?
Anonymous No.279894766
>>279893646
This is one of my main issues too. Everything feels like it's happening in a vacuum which makes no sense, let alone for a global threat situation. There doesn't seem to be any sort of cooperation and no other nation besides the US and evil Russia even do anything to begin with.
Anonymous No.279894781 >>279894837
>>279894614
take some hapna
Anonymous No.279894808
>>279894762
She's an American who was born and raised in Hong Kong, but left because China.
Anonymous No.279894837 >>279894870
>>279894781
if it existed i would probably take it since ssris are shit
Anonymous No.279894870 >>279894962
>>279894837
i was implying that you should take it (pre cure) and cease to exist
Anonymous No.279894955 >>279897857
>>279893845
Wouldn't be the first series whose success is solely the work of one person involved while another one is the guy earning all the praise. I have read good bunch of comics and manga that went to shit once the artists had changed even though the story was allegedly done by someone else.
Anonymous No.279894962
>>279894870
I understood the intent faggot im just suicidial
Anonymous No.279895108 >>279895136 >>279895713 >>279895755 >>279903303
Is this Watanabe's worst show?
Anonymous No.279895136 >>279895487 >>279900434
>>279895108
it's only bad because it's not long enough
Anonymous No.279895395
>>279875142 (OP)
>>279875153
>>279875265
>>279880373
>>279880820
>>279881166

Imagine her heavily pregnant with big fat tits to rival Sasha's
Anonymous No.279895471
lmao at that anon who was going insane about romance between Axel and Chris not developing. see bitch, I was right

that said wtf is the writing. it never got better. holy 2/10
Anonymous No.279895487
>>279895136
Half the show was filler as-is, if it had any more episodes we would've just gotten even more filler
Anonymous No.279895687 >>279896143
>>279892403
>barring the FLCL spinoffs
If your implying those abortions are good then the abortion should have been you. If your implying those abortions were fucked from the start I agree
Anonymous No.279895713 >>279895734
>>279895108
By far.
Carole and Tuesday bros, we have been vindicated.
Anonymous No.279895734 >>279895789 >>279895959
>>279895713
>Carole and Tuesday bros
is that actually worth?
Anonymous No.279895755
>>279895108
This schlock is at least fun bad 60% of the time. C&T was just boring
Anonymous No.279895789
>>279895734
No
Anonymous No.279895959
>>279895734
It has its moments, but is mostly a waste of time, still way better than Lamezarus.
Anonymous No.279895998 >>279896234
akudama drive is significantly better than this btw if you want to cleanse the stench of lazarus
Anonymous No.279896143
>>279895687
They were obviously fucked from the start. The best one was Shenmue because they couldn't really fuck up what someone else wrote.
Anonymous No.279896234
>>279895998
I was turned off by Akudama Drive at first because I thought it was just some wacky action show but then it turns into genuine cyberpunk around the halfway point. Fucking underrated, it's up there with Cyberpunk Edgerunners at times.
Anonymous No.279896660
I find anglo names hard to remember I still can't recall the names of the characters without looking it up. I only remember Hersch and Skinner.
Anonymous No.279896978
>>279875153
She certainly looks ugly in that frame/scene, but in other episodes she does look pretty cute imo.
Anonymous No.279897551 >>279897757 >>279897805
This was the single worst anime episode of the year so far.
Anonymous No.279897662 >>279897805 >>279909886
So the secret to find Skinner was just asking some creatura where he is? Creatura driving around the most flamboyant car of the country? And the way to do so was randomly dropping around and passing out in the road? And you telling me no one in the world was able to do this but our fuarking heroes?
Anonymous No.279897757
>>279897551
I feel like the plot and the villain got dumped into the last half of the anime. If it had either more episodes or better urgency to find Skinner it could be better. The reveal of the Hapna prototype leaking was the most interesting part of Skinner character that finally made me care about him. Hope the assassin dude just keels over already who gives a shit about him?
Anonymous No.279897805
>>279897551
Filtered.
>>279897662
Yes.
Anonymous No.279897857 >>279898798
>>279894955
>the author is... le hack!
Back to pleddit.
Anonymous No.279898591
So theories confirmed this episode
>Assassin has split personality
>Skinner was the homeless guy in ep 3 as literally everyone guessed
I look forward to seeing all of the anon theories get proved next episode
Anonymous No.279898798
>>279897857
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.279899391
>>279888437
Lazarus could never.
Anonymous No.279899419
How would you have rewritten this show?
Anonymous No.279899498
>>279875325
Remind me to 90s Hollywood hacking
Anonymous No.279899529
Sex with Christine?
Anonymous No.279899600
>>279888650
>Just another bury your gays retardation
Based Japan BTFO western progressivists
Anonymous No.279899636 >>279900248 >>279901145 >>279907838
>1 episode left
how is this going to realistically end???
Anonymous No.279900248
>>279899636
Christine giving everyone oral.
Anonymous No.279900330
The finale's gonna suck fucking cock and I can't wait to see it happen in real time.
Anonymous No.279900353 >>279900373
in mal, there's this one particular dude who keeps shooting down any criticism on lazarus for being tastelet
Anonymous No.279900373
>>279900353
That's me.
Anonymous No.279900434
>>279895136
Here's a 1 inch piece of poop.
If it was 3 inches, would you eat it?
Anonymous No.279900589
nah i dropped this turd
if i wanted Netflix writers on my show i wouldn't be watching anime in the first place
Anonymous No.279901065 >>279901146 >>279901386 >>279902384 >>279902597 >>279924179
>everyone on planet earth knows they're going to die in 30 days
>we don't get to see purge shit, rioting, orgy parties, burning cities, collapsing governments, etc. etc.
Anonymous No.279901145 >>279901512
>>279899636
>they find skinner
>he doesn't have a cure/way to stop hapna from killing everyone
>they all die
at least that's what I hope
Anonymous No.279901146 >>279902384
>>279901065
>"It's just rike the covid pandemic, so rearistic!"
Anonymous No.279901386
>>279901065
This has to be the greatest missed opportunity with the whole story idea. This is what the whole story is about, at least on the surface, as it's obviously the greatest conflict. One which could bring down every facet of society. The plot should obviously be framed around this central conflict, with each character having a slightly different take on what that conflict means to them, but it fails completely at addressing any of it beyond the surface level. No tearing apart cities and governments, no mass chaos unleashing humanity's darker nature, no people roaming the streets looking to nab people that even somewhat look like Skinner, no orgies, no wagies carrying on in spite of everything like drones, nothing. You can tell so many things about politics, the human condition, and more through this but nothing arises from this premise
Anonymous No.279901512 >>279902227
>>279901145
They already said that this is the origin of Cowboy Bebop, so they need humans to keep ruining the world, is going to end 100% with some gay speech that means nothing.
Anonymous No.279902227
>>279901512
>They already said that this is the origin of Cowboy Bebop
please tell me you're bullshitting
Anonymous No.279902266
For the record, I am fully expecting a SAO esque ending where he basically forgets why he did it.
Anonymous No.279902384 >>279903312 >>279910271 >>279924179
>>279901065
>>279901146
you've got to be fucking kidding me
Anonymous No.279902597 >>279922260
>>279901065
I do kind of wonder how many people legitimately wouldn't believe that they would die until they started seeing mass amounts of people dying or how much the world governments would trick people to think it's fake to not spark riots and panic etc

We have seen people going out, partying, doing drugs and that one bank robbery a couple episodes ago. It's just that we're mainly following a group trying to find Skinner
Anonymous No.279903303 >>279923143
>>279895108
Nowhere near as bad as Kids Who Like Jazz.
Anonymous No.279903312 >>279909886
>>279902384
I don't think that "hey there's this disease that will kill AT MOST 2% of human population and almost everyone in that 2% will be people already sick or old" is the same as "yo we all going to die".
Anonymous No.279903714 >>279904787 >>279910090
>>279880820
Shit imitation of Futaba.
Anonymous No.279903819
>>279882734
Reddit post.
Anonymous No.279904787
>>279903714
To be fair Futaba is impossible to top. She's peak hacker neet
Anonymous No.279906518 >>279906593 >>279907140
>wake up
>see THIS
what do?
Anonymous No.279906593
>>279906518
Fuuga
Anonymous No.279906909 >>279906947 >>279910755
Popcorn Wizard breastfeeding Eleina.
Anonymous No.279906947
>>279906909
made me gag
Anonymuos No.279907140
>>279906518
genuflect
Anonymous No.279907235
>>279875153
take that back!
Anonymous No.279907306 >>279907512
I still can't get over how 2/3s of the show they just aimlessly jumped around the globe, basically making these episodes filler
Anonymous No.279907511 >>279907541 >>279907551 >>279907667 >>279914608
I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BUT YOU DIDN'T TRUST THE PROCESS.
Anonymous No.279907512
>>279907306
It's worse, because it's not fun filler either.
Anonymous No.279907540
>>279875142 (OP)
ew it's so woke coded, is that American made?
Anonymous No.279907541
>>279907511
It felt like a pity it's because there was no fucking romance build up
Anonymous No.279907550
>>279875153
She's cute.
Anonymous No.279907551 >>279923197
>>279907511
>Watanabe shilling hetshit where it's not wanted
Same old shit again
Anonymous No.279907667
>>279907511
Sex between those two must be amazing.
Anonymous No.279907778
>>279876517
>that was actually Skinner
AOTD
Anonymous No.279907821
>>279888599
>>279890069
Yeah, Lazarus is unironically WAY overhated. The real problem is just the script, shit is happening way too fast
Anonymous No.279907838 >>279908827 >>279909893 >>279911773
>>279899636
The Hapna cure isn't some drug but is some switch that can be activated
or
Mass Hapna death was never real (I bet it's this one)
Anonymous No.279908827
>>279907838
you can cure Hapna by drinking baking soda with garlic
Anonymous No.279909886
>>279897662
To be fair, it's not like most people would know that the hardcore creatura was connected to Skinner in the first place. The gang only realized she was connected to him because of the twink personally knowing a doctor (that only elites could meet) told them that Skinner's artificial heart lost contact with her. There was also that episode where they baited that same hacker with the fake cure but I guess everybody just assumed she wasn't related to him and forgot about how the minute the episode ended

>>279903312
It's funny because the show pretty much makes it clear at the start of the show that everybody's taken it and then later on establishes that the black guy was surprised to find that there were people that didn't take hapna.
Secondly, Covid is different in that you could avoid it by staying at home, avoiding direct contact with other people and then touching your mouth, or by diligently washing your hands. It was easily avoidable especially for me since I was a neet at the time, even if you didn't believe in it. If you didn't wear a mask or follow the rules, you could still be safe if the people around you didn't have covid.
On the other hand, hapna was so accessible and life-changing that everybody took it. This situation is so much different because they're basically saying that the large majority of the planet will die, and there's no avoiding it unless they find Skinner. Even if a couple thousand people thought the situation was fake, there'd be millions of people taking it seriously, just like how there were more people that took covid seriously than those that didn't.
In fact, we rarely see any different reactions to hapna killing everybody outside the first few episodes. A large majority of episodes just have crowds of people casually walking and driving around.
Anonymous No.279909893
>>279907838
Or mass death is real, the only survivors will be those immune to Hapna. His goal was to leave behind a population unaffected by psychoactive drugs, because it's le bad for humanity.
Anonymous No.279910090
>>279903714
Other than being young girls that are hackers, there isn't really much in common between them.
Anonymous No.279910252 >>279914372
>12/13 episodes
>80% of the relevant plot still left

Whoever wrote this is incompetent at a very fundamental level
Anonymous No.279910271
>>279902384
Anonymous No.279910619 >>279910709
>>279875325
I mean, this show is set in the future. Automated beds seems like nothing next to the hypercube shown at the end of the episode.
Anonymous No.279910709
>>279910619
Knowing this show, it's as convenient as Eleina using her wristwatch that could detect Doug's heartbeat, means it also could detect his whereabout, and using le hacking meme to make that bed where he was hiding from his hunters move away.
This shitshow is just filled with that coincidental timing.
Anonymous No.279910755
>>279906909
Does she have chocolate milk or caramel milk?
Anonymous No.279910867 >>279911234 >>279916084
>>279875142 (OP)
I read the description, sounds like Covid 19 The Anime? Worth watching if I want dystopian depression?
Anonymous No.279911234 >>279913087
>>279910867
>Worth watching if I want dystopian depression?
No, the tone of the show isn't depressing at all, it's the writing that's depressing
Anonymous No.279911773
>>279907838
>Mass Hapna death was never real
Considering how Elaine seemingly recovered it's gonna be this followed by some speech about the value of life that they discovered by following Skinner's trail.
Even the silly shit at the end about people's regrets and randomly introducing a hitman childhood friend obsessed with death spells it out
Anonymous No.279913087
>>279911234
Anonymous No.279913256 >>279913370
>>279880973
dykesisters, we lost to the cock...
Anonymous No.279913355
>>279888599
I liked it a lot. Maybe the finale should've been more thought out than >>279888313 kek. I remember thinking that episode "so they are going to talk to him but it turns out he was just a puppet" or something
Anonymous No.279913370
>>279913256
A tale as old as time. Yuri is just a phase. Yuribait never wins.
Anonymous No.279913431 >>279916519
Could Team Lazarus stop the Terror in Resonance?
Anonymous No.279914372 >>279914540
>>279910252
Welcome to Watanabe.
Anonymous No.279914540 >>279915903
>>279914372
both bebop and dandy are some of the greatest anime ever made so you're coping
Anonymous No.279914608 >>279915362
>>279907511
Axel is oficially a yuri slayer
Anonymous No.279915362
>>279914608
You can't be a yuri slayer if you are unconcious while slaying it.
If anything the writer is a yuri slayer cause he first introduced a girl x girl backstory out of nowhere in one episode, then killed the lesbian gf and then revealed surprise the other girl is bi or has straight expection for the boring guy and she needs to kiss him in the finale for some unknown reasoning, the end.
Only a retard could write something like this or a guy whose gf was stolen by another girl from him.
Anonymous No.279915903
>>279914540
I almost dropped Bebop because it felt like they were dicking around 80% of the time with a little plot thrown into the mix here and there. I ended up enjoying it by the end but it's definitely not my favorite way of structuring a story. I think it does what it does well enough because that's kind of the point. The little moments are what matter most. But with Lazarus you either have two options. One, you're just copying the same shit Bebop already did, or two, all the dicking around was kind of pointless and all the plot has to catch up in the tail end because oh yea, the whole planet is about to die out. Maybe we should get off our ass and have a bit more urgency
Anonymous No.279916084 >>279916167 >>279916397 >>279917472
>>279910867
Its mild.
>Government agencies are so retarded that they would rather let 85% of the population die if that means covering their asses from a mistake of the same tier as Wacko
>Climate change happens and several coast and islands are sunk, polar caps are melted
>One or two cults are actively worshipping chatGPT as a god.
>Big pharmaceutical company releases drug thats knowingly flawed, ignores warning, then blame falls on the guy that made it. Now everyone who took the drug which is basically an anesthesia with zero drawbacks is going to die.
This is the kind of dystopia that feels to retarded to be possible.
The only thing that would make this distopic is that this is technically a Cowboy Bebop prequel, so the world is going to shit the bed and the Chinese will rule over mars.
If you are looking for a proper dystopia, just go outside and touch some grass, you are already living in one.
Anonymous No.279916167
>>279916084
You would think people would be out in the streets killing the corpos who made that drug
Anonymous No.279916397
>>279916084
>This is the kind of dystopia that feels to retarded to be possible.
This wouldn't be so bad if the rest of the setting didn't take itself so seriously.
Anonymous No.279916519
>>279913431
No one in Lazarus is smart enough to.
Anonymous No.279916989 >>279919315 >>279921175
Can't wait for Isabella to greet his brother at the entrance wearing sexy lingerie, instantly jumping into breeding with him...
Anonymous No.279917142
>>279875142 (OP)
This is the most Tumblr OC design I've seen in an anime.
Or, rather, an """"anime"""", because shit like this doesn't help Lazarus beat its accusations of actually being a stealth western cartoon.
She's even got the big nose. All you need is to color it red and give her some gigantic freckles, and it fits right home at Tumblr.
Anonymous No.279917472
>>279916084
>This is the kind of dystopia that feels to retarded to be possible.
the retardation is what makes it absolutely realistic
Anonymous No.279917487 >>279917617 >>279917776 >>279919228 >>279923581
Kino
Anonymous No.279917617
>>279917487
I cannot believe this is actually it
AOTS. AOTY
Anonymous No.279917776 >>279918487 >>279918814
>>279917487
This is why Doug could never be the black Einstein
Anonymous No.279918487 >>279918512
>>279917776
kek douggers have no reply to this
Anonymous No.279918512
>>279918487
>douggers
Lmao
Anonymous No.279918814
>>279917776
Lost my shit at this post.
Anonymous No.279919228
>>279917487
you just know if Axel talked to that group instead the show ends there
Anonymous No.279919315
>>279916989
Leland's flesh is for Axel's tongue only
Anonymous No.279921175 >>279922216
>>279916989
Why would she do that? Rich girls don't fuck their brothers.
Anonymous No.279922216
>>279921175
what are you talking about? rich people are notorious for inbreeding. it's not like they would mix their superior blood with commoners after all.
Anonymous No.279922260
>>279902597
We don't have much data on what would happen in real life but we still have that false missile incident in hawaii back in 2018, everyone on the island was scared shitless and going apeshit when it happened.
We also had an anon who convinced his sisters to have sex with him and she agreed because they were both going to die anyway.

Considering Skinner was doing regular youtube vlogs and broadcasting to the entire planet that they were going to die it's retarded that no one in the world seem to give a fucking shit knowing that apparently, everyone and their grandma has taken hapna if we trust the intro.
Anonymous No.279922693 >>279922948 >>279925389
was it rape
Anonymous No.279922948
>>279922693
Silly anon, women can't rape men
Anonymous No.279923143
>>279903303
Contrarian faggot.
Anonymous No.279923197
>>279907551
i forgot this existed
Anonymous No.279923581
>>279917487
Those sunglasses must be from Superman's collection. Worst task force EVER.
Anonymous No.279924179 >>279925680
>>279901065
>>279902384
be honest if you learned the world was going to end in 30 days and there was nothing you could do about it you'd still be here fucking posting about it, what else are you gonna do?
Anonymous No.279924660
>>279875142 (OP)
The Military subplot is really baffling at the moment
Why are the Army guys still holding up guns after they were told about the EO from the President? There's a Chain of Command and they received orders from the top officer. Guns should drop immediately. It would make more sense if the INSCOM guys were PMCs on Schneider's payroll. Then the threat feels a bit more legitimate. PMCs would be better for the mass assassin killing scene too, otherwise you have to explain why 30 US Army soldiers, presumably with families or loved ones, just died on American soil.
It seems like INSCOM picked up Skinner and forced him to make the drug lethal. I bet the US Army has a secret cure that they are waiting to deploy until everyone else is dead. Schneider is an interesting villain but I wish he was introduced much earlier as an opposing force for the main team.
I've been really hoping Skinner is some sort if disaffected person who engineered Hopna because he wants to change the world. But it's looking more and more like he was just a patsy.
Anonymous No.279925389
>>279922693
Christine's mom jeans make her 100x hotter.
Anonymous No.279925680
>>279924179
>what else are you gonna do?
rape some bitches, probably