Thread 279912278

Shinji is NOT gay

>>279912278 (OP)
He's gay for Kaworu, but not gay in general. Kaworu is pretty like a girl, and so extremely so that Shinji is heterosexually attracted to him, as paradoxical as that sounds given that Kaworu is male. What makes powerful twinks such a menace is that they're attractive to straight guys (not that 90% will admit it) and therein defy the caveman logic of only gays being capable of feeling attraction towards other males, which is the main underlying reason why historically they were killed.

He's bi, but it's more correct to say that he doesn't experience love and attraction normally at all. Instead latches onto whoever he feels can provide him with the emotional support and validation that he lacks because he's utterly bereft of self-esteem and volition.

>>279912661
>therein defy the caveman logic of only gays being capable of feeling attraction towards other males, which is the main underlying reason why historically they were killed.
they functioned as vectors of disease and contributed significantly to the breakdown of social structures
>>279913032
you cannot dissect shinji properly you are not him you are just using outdated dark age knowledge to destroy people

>>279912278 (OP)
he’s objectively bisexual

>>279913523
Dude begged a catatonic girl to save him while the world was coming down around his ears, I don't think it takes deep psychoanalysis to determine that he can't stand on his own.

Also

>you are just using outdated dark age knowledge to destroy people

I have no idea what you mean by that

>>279912278 (OP)
no he is a faggot.

>>279912278 (OP)
shinji is a cuck, he only gets off to better men fucking the girls he likes

>>279913701
The Kensuke schizo is legit spamming every Eva thread right now

>>279912278 (OP)
we're not sure

Well duh. He ends up with Mari.

>>279913825
who?

>>279913744
the only thing Kensuke schizo is wrong about is not realizing that Kaji makes a better bull. Kensuke is only interested in taking pictures of Asuka and is therefor also a cuck

>>279913878
To be fair Kensuke schizo doesn't even know what a bull is. He used to say Kensuke was Asuka bull meaning Kensuke was cucking Asuka with Shinji.

>>279913851

The winner of the Shinjibowl.

>>279913933
So she won a bowl?

>>279914300
Yes, for pasta

>>279915529
Really

Shinji is (not) gay.

>>279913933
But that doesn't make sense. >>279914300
I'm the winner of the Shinjibowl and Shinji is my onnahole.

Straight men don't pose like that

>>279912278 (OP)
NO, he doesn't. He's just too shy.

>>279916838
Exceptional understanding of how the game is played

>>279916838
Shinji: 2.0 You Can (Not) Get Laid

>>279912278 (OP)
It would be ok if he was

>>279917230
Would it

Not only is he gay, he's a bottom. He's a bottom in almost every pairing you put him with. Not just Kaworu: Shinji also takes the submissive role in his pairing with Misato and his pairing with Asuka.

He always leaves the assertive, masculine role in the relationship to others. Even with Rei, kind of. He's very faggy.

>>279912278 (OP)
No, but YOU are!

>>279919853
>Asuka wants Shinji to be straight again
>Rei does too
>both see Kaworu as a rival, an unnatural one
>the enemy of my enemy is my friend

This sounds hilarious, what is the name of this doujin?

Someone asked me who my favorite Eva character is and I said Shinji because I relate to him lowkey. The person got mad and said "who says that, you're supposed to say Asuka" and walk off.

Did I do something wrong

>>279920044
Asuka is the most relatable.

>>279920635
Speaking for myself, Misato has been my waifu for more than 18 years now but she's also probably the character I relate to the most. I, too, am a high-functioning alcoholic who swings between periods of useless lethargy and periods of hyperactive productivity. I might or might not have father issues, too (my father is not dead, though).

>>279912278 (OP)
he's mentally ill; the seele globalists sent the twink (who love hims) to make sure he wouldn't stop instrumentality. Shinji is so mentally ill that he is willing to be gay for Kawaru becouse Kawaru is the only person in his life that actually loves him (and isnt a predator) That is why the seele picks mentally ill people with shit familes. Becouse they are easily controllable. Moral of the story: Globalists will send twinks to destroy civilization

>>279920007
Shinji Ikari Raising Project - an official spin off.

>>279912278 (OP)
He's more a case about how homosexuality comes from cronic emotional abuse and trauma. If you were that starved of affection on this kind of world where everyone is dead and the first "genuine" show of affection you ever got was from someone wanting to make you suck his cock, you would too.

>>279913523
That too, but that's a side effect of seducing heterosexual males into homosexual behavior.

>>279912278 (OP)
He's bisexual with heavily preference for girls. Kaworu was his only true love though.

>>279912278 (OP)
Kowaru was specifically designed to be everything Shinji ever wanted by a higher force.
I think you get a non gay pass, if god himself made your ideal partner a twink.

>>279919853
kek Asuka failed and allured Kensuke instead

>>279924442
>>279924290
>>279924442
The Kensuke schizo actually bumped every single Eva thread

>>279912278 (OP)
he had relationship with women

and sex with men

>>279924497
You mean the Kensuke schizo >>279924476

>>279924442
>>279924290
>>279924350
Why is the Kensuke schizo like this?

>>279912278 (OP)
Shinji is irresistible to all women

Asked in a different thread but qrd on the Kensuke schizo? Is he trying to be like ACK or something?

>>279920044
Nah, the whole show is a character study of Shinji so any other answer is retarded.

>>279924809
He has that effect.

>>279912278 (OP)
He's a fucking faggot

>>279925548
This "Shinji is gay" nonsense is just projection and libel from those seething, seething because they know their favorite Eva girl wants him

>>279912278 (OP)
Shinji makes love to women

>>279920635


Thankfully I've never walked in on what Asuka has.

He's a goth emo faggot that likes men