Sasuke Recovery Mission
Chapter 181: The Battle Begins...!!

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>>279950135
>>279918377
>>279918396

>>279949891 (OP)
>Naruto had no frien-ACK!

>>279950261
>>279918416
>>279918428

>>279950261
Man, Sasuke's room is hella comfy.

>>279950296
>>279918449
>>279918465

>>279950341
>>279918449
>>279918465

Hanabi? Gets splooshed all over by Boruto.

>>279950261
Way better than Kakashis cramped cuckshed

>>279950368
That Uchiha inheritance sure paid off.

>>279950261
Why does his apartment have a cuck chair?

>>279950363
Kill yourself.

Hanabi's hanaboobies? Suckled by Bort.

>>279950341
>Lorem Ipsum

>>279950395
>>279918516
>>279918543

>>279950415
Kill yourself.

Hanabi's thighsies? Built for massaging Bort's mast.

>>279950408
The raikage sometimes visits

>>279950363
>>279950415
What a WHORE

>>279950261
it's so strange whenever the world is contemporary for like two panels once every dozen volumes, while most of the village is huts made of dirt and clay.

>>279950449
>>279918552
>>279918575

>>279950461
>>279950492
Kill yourself.

Hanabi's nipples? Lovingly teased by BoruCHAD.

>>279950408
For Sakura, obviously.

>>279950510
FUCK OFF.

Hanabi's feet? Built for Bort footjobs.

>>279950540
>>279918582
>>279918603

>>279950358
>>279950496
Incoming schizo meltdown

>>279950582
>>279918611
>>279918638

We're not reading your dumps from the previous thread.

I wish we got to see more missions.

Bort? Gets that Hanabi suck and fuck EVERY night.

>>279950582
>Kakashi showing porn to Naruto
This is your Hero?

>>279950632
>>279918644
>>279918670

TWELVE YEARS AGO A NINE TAILED FOX SUDDENLY APPEARED...

IF YOU BELIEVE IT!

NARUTO! NARUTO!

BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT!

HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN!

NINJA CLAN, HERE WE STAND!

NARUTO, I'M ON MY WAY,

NARUTO, I'LL BE OKAY!

GETTING READY TO FIGHT ON SIGHT!

COME ON BEST FRIENDS BY MY SIDE!

SASUKE, IS REALLY COOL!

SAKURA, THE BEAUTIFUL!

KOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMORE

KOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMORE

>>279950261
>playing ultimate ninja storm with sasuke on the crt
nice

>>279950675
>>279918674
>>279918702

hanabi's milk?

all for boruto uzumaki.

>>279950341
Reminder that Tayuya would've lived if the pink bitch just listened to him and went back to bed.

>>279950675
You don’t have any real friends, pinkshit. Naruto and Lee only want to fuck you.

>>279950632
Me too.

>>279950727
What? No?

>>279950750
>>279918699
>>279918734

>>279950675
>>279950750
You know Kishimoto really tried to portray this in a romantic good light but it just comes off as Sakura undermining all her bonds to prop up hers with Sasuke.

I don't really like how this conversation got here, maybe it's because she's just a kid with a superficial crush.

Is Sakura the worst written female shonen heroine in history?

>>279950760
By the time Konoha realized he's gone they would've been way too far to catch up to. Best case scenario they'd have to sacrifice Jiroubou or something.

>>279950833
>>279918740
>>279918767

>DailyGOD's inferior bought multiple 4chink passes to dump and it still takes him multiple hours
Truly worse than doing it for free
>>279950833
It's just corny, the romance elements honestly don't add anything to Naruto

Not reading anything posted by ramenfag btw

>>279950805
it's also extremely manipulative of her.

>>279950805
Honestly that's a common problem in shonen, when characters simply don't care about anyone of their dears but one.

>>279950833
Imagine Sakura defeating Itachi lmao

>>279950805
I agree, it started off fine 'til the breakdown.

>>279950833
What if she offered to go with Sasuke here?
Do you think Sasuke would have a different reaction?

>>279950894
>>279918740
>>279918767

>>279950930
>>279918804
>>279918827

>>279950845
This entire sequence was at best 2 minutes.
And Oro's layer is still quite far from the valley of the end.
I don't think it'd actually matter.

>>27995341
how did sakura know sasuke planned on leaving the village that night? why not bring someone with her to the path who can actually 1v1 sasuke like kakashi?

>>279950833
Its been a long time since I've seen this scene, and I remember not liking her in it but coming back to it now I REALLY dont like her. Sasuke might be the biggest retard in this series but man Sakura really is the most unlikeable by a lot

>>279950930
>Teleports behind you

This should've been the last she had feelings for him. A closure.

>>279950989
Woman

>>279950930
lord of edge

>>279951007
>>279918833
>>279918851

>>279950942
I mean the fact she raised the alarm first thing in the morning rather than go to sleep and get over it.

>>279950930
Uh was Sakura extorting sasuke for sexual acts here? That’s a crime …

Never reading any r*men posts.

Retroactively we know he was attracted to her all along, his hateboner for his brother was just stronger than that

>>279951061
You're fucking stupid.

>>279951007
>This was voted best scene in part 1 by the japanese.
Also lmao did he karate chop her in the neck like those kung-fu movies or something?

>>279951085
I believed he used a genjutsu, but yes, the karate chop makes sense.

FUCK YOU

>>279950997
It all comes down to the writing, really.

Chapter 181: The Battle Begins...!!

END
Tomorrow: Assemble!!

Alright SasukeSLAVE, get to work while Hanabi gets creampied by Boruto
>>279951128
Thanks Oh-Pee

>>279951082
>

>>279951128
Thanks OP.

>>279951121
>>279951128
>He's using images with a different hash
WHAT A FUCKING FAG

>>279951120
Sasuke doesn't know genjutsu, and the manga clearly showed a hit sound there

>>279951143
I'm not reading that schizo shit.

>>279951160
>He's using images with a different hash
I don't even think it's that difficult, why are your files so fucking big nigga lmao

>>279951007
Sasuke and Sakura are made for each other <3

>>279951204
ADHD anon...

>>279951085
The Sakura self-insertion is strong. I just don't get it do beautiful women really want to serve handsome men with mental issues?

>>279951128
>We beat you up but you actually supposed to become our boss all along!
Weird logic there.
Anyway, Thanks OP!

>>279951061
He was 12 and she still had cooties (and was also really fucking annoying). Sometimes you gotta settle, and when you're a world renowned terrorist you kinda gotta take what you can get even with a pardon

>>279951225
No they're not you dumbass

>>279951243
I mean, man simp for mentally ill beautiful women all the time. So it's not female only thing

Some say the schizo never stops melting down

>it begins
danke OP, see ya guys tomorrow

>>279951243
Anon...

>>279951298

>>279951293
Seethe, stupid cuck.

>>279951293
If this was Sunagakure or Kumogakure, she would’ve been reaped while unconscious …

>>279951225
I don't know if I just vibe with it, on one hand I liked what an anon said about if she not being able to handle his worst then she doesn't deserve him at his best so there's persisting but I feel there's an element missing to make this a strong romance of caring friend chooses revenge and heroine loyal to the core chases him never giving up on his heart.

He anyone can like sasuke as a character after this is beyond me

You complain about ramen ignoring your dumps and yet you dump a chapter you already dumped previously?
Not even you care about your dumps LMAO

>>279951286
I take what my bro said to me by heart, no one likes an annoying person/character. So, I disagree a lot with fandom when it comes to calling characters at their worst good.

>>279951362
Rape doesn't exist in Naruto, this is not a dark fantasy.

Holy shit jannies, what took you so long?

I mean, what if it happened. I think it would've been better.

>>279951494

>>279951508
Sakura was BUILT for Uchiha dick, CHUDmakifag.

>>279951532

>>279951508
Nah, that's dumb. I like Kishi in that, that he's realistic with romance, u can't develop an attraction for another person if u didn't see him as a potential mate from min 1

>>279951422
Sasuke embodies the king of edgelord characters in the 2000s, everyone loved that shit back then

>>279951543
It ain't like that. I love Team 7's bonds the most.

>>279951574

>>279951007
The one scene that hit SasuSaku shippers like crack. You couldnt find a SS AMV without it back in the day.

>>279951594
Has that ever happen to you or anyone you know?

>>279951614

>>279951651

>>279951625
That thank you was probably one of the only positive lines Sasuke said to Sakura in the entire manga, so that's not surprising

>>279950341
>This road is the only way out of the village.
>So I've been keeping watch.
Sakura... Konoha's eternal guardian. None may travel through the village without her knowledge. All sleep safely at night knowing she is guarding the pathways.
I kneel.

>>279951128
if he's the boss now, could he order Tayuya to... you know...

>>279951699

>>279951594
Yet, NaruHina falls under that on Naruto's end.

>>279951728
He’s made it VERY clear he’s not interested in women with reddish hair, brainlet.

>>279951734

>>279949910
Neat, Neo fanart from Kishimoto. Didn't expect that to exist.

>>279951702
You're forgetting Chunin Exams pre-writing test and Konoha Crush calling both she and Naruto precious friends.

>>279951781

>>279951625
what about the bit in the forest of death when he goes berserk after seeing her hurt and she brings him back to his senses?

>loses against Gaara
>loses against Itachi
>loses against Sound 4

>compensates by beating up a girl in love with him

What a tough guy sasuke is.

>>279951788
I'm a fan of his author's notes being time capsules to 2000s nostalgia.

>>279951749
Naruto is just autistic and didn't realize he had a boner for Hinata all along

>>279951820

>>279951793
Ye, that's why I said ONE of the only

>>279950750
her reasoning was good until the crash out at >>279950833

>>279951863

>>279950261
Naruto's feudal society with modern technology is so goofy. At least One Piece committed to a time period, even if it uses magic animals for a lot of its more advanced technology.

>>279951941

How do I get women as obsessed with me as Sakura was with sauce?

>>279951955

>>279951709
you'd think there'd be actual guards on such an important thoroughfare too

>>279951955

>>279951835
>Sasuke embodies the king of edgelord characters in the 2000s, everyone loved that shit back then
You forget how his chidori jobbed to Naruto's rasengan.

>>279951982

>>279951997

>>279951969
U need to find a girl that will find u so attractive that it will kill her boner for any males that are not you, which is pretty much impossible?

>>279951954
One piece has worldwide broadcast, cybernetic clones and weapons of mass destruction, speedreader

>>279952022

>>279952046
>her boner
???

>>279950833
Why the hate for Sakura in this scene? She's trying to get him to give up on his revenge obsession and promises to make him happy no matter what. I think that's commendable even if it's partly (maybe even mostly) because she wants him.
She's dedicated and clearly loves him and wants the best for him, even if she's very naive in her approach and in thinking she has a chance of turning him back to the village.

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>>279952090

>>279951007
that blow? vaporised her hymen

>>279951749
You missed the point a little.
The original intention was that Naruto would be rather hesitant towards Hinata because he couldn't process someone actually being in love with him without him working extra hard for it, but obviously, a lot of that was supposed to be resolved off-screen and when the last came to actually show those events the puritan in kishi kicked in and had to throw that plot line in the trash so Naruto doesn't intentionally ignore someone for 2 years.

>>279952123

>>279952143

>>279952161

>>279952176

>>279950733
Ino...

>>279952198

>>279952100
I think if that was the intention Maybe Kishimoto should've done a better job at showing that Sakura isn't actually undermining her other bonds for Sasuke.

>>279952205

>>279950395
they actually bring up the lack of communication lmao

>>279952229
Ino would never say that. Despite pinkpiss being a huge piece of shit, Ino still considers her a friend.

>>279950930
>That 3rd panel
Damn, talk about desperate.

>>279952249

>he immediately ban evaded
>but the passes still stay banned for at least 3 days, so now he's back to posting every 1 minute per device instead of 30 seconds
Another fucking dipshit who got swindled out of his money, truly the most intelligent Sasukecuck

>>279952266

>>279952283

>>279950750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gvjxR-NYuc

>>279950750
>>279950833
>>279951007
>>279951085
Is the Sasuke/Sakura ship popular in Japan?

>>279952266
this isn't the halls brother, I meant Ino is a real friend

>>279951728
Train him?

>>279952300
>>279952266
>>279952236
>>279952198
>>279952161
Goddamn do I love this sequence of getting together an honorable group of dudes to get it done. This is the peak arc for a reason.

>>279951728
Put Itachi in a genjutsu and kill him? I guess so.

>>279950833
you guys are too harsh, this is a more realistic portrayal of romance than you'd find in a shonen manga

>>279952292
I got warned for reporting the rest of the spam dump, this place is trash.

>>279952531
HA! This guy read my dump.

Kill your fucking self dailyramen.

>>279951121
You can see Ukon's face
>>279952155
Do Japanese really have an inner Puritan?

>>279952425
Absolutely.

>>279951835
Hey that's not fair... He also lost to Lee.

Did I actually hurt your feelings broski? Keep posting, you don’t need a pass to dump more pages KEKAROO

>>279952683
You're surprised now because every other time you samefagged or something?
>>279952684
Somewhat, the whole "they can only be together at +18" wouldn't work with that kind of plot unless Kishi was willing to put Naruto into a bad light that wasn't based on his own projection.

>>279952758
Probably got warned or banned from posting images.

Sasuke L counter so far:
>Kakashi
>Haku
>Lee
>Orochimaru
>Gaara
>Itachi
>Naruto (emotionally)
>Sakon/Ukon (feat. Jirobo)

Thank you, Minato’s penis and cum, for Naruto.

This is your brain on SasuSaku. Any questions?

>>279953142
Kushina.....

>>279953158
Hm....Egg.

>>279953158
Itachi spent an entire afternoon preparing that meal.

Sasuke belongs to Hanabi exclusively. Or if you don't want to entertain that, at least someone who isn't a manipulative rapist bitch.

>>279953468
>>279951462

>>279950261
Do you really need 3 pillows stacked like that?

>>279953529
Then explain how she popped out a """""daughter""""" (noncanon).
You use the word "love" one time and you're immediately disqualified.

>>279950341
There's no way Sasuke and pink have built a strong enough relationship for her to start tearing up like this out of nowhere. This shit feels extremely forced and goofy.

I humbly ask forgiveness to the thread for answering the schizo, and therefore shitting it up.

>>279953568
One is his body pillow he calls Naruto.

>>279950632
>Not me either
Why the fuck do you him getting revenge has anything to do with you? Lmao.

>>279953645
She's a woman

>>279950750
God, this whole exchange really feels like something out of a really cheap telenovela.

>>279953671
These people are not your friends. They'll turn on you and stab you in the back as soon as you say anything they disagree with.

>>279953158
>>279953274
https://youtu.be/PMU7wc58BlQ

Tayuya is still best girl.

>>279952100
Because it's forced and retarded and she has no reason to be this obsessed with Sasuke.
>She's trying to get him to give up on his revenge obsession
She literally says the she'll help him get revenge and asks him to let her come along, lmao. Did you even read the page you're quoting?

>>279953194

>>279953846
This but Samui

>>279950837
She might very well be.

>>279951061
I don't think so.
>>279951286
This, there really wasn't anything that would've made him feel attracted to Sakura but not Ino.

why do brown people love shipping so much

>>279953802
It might be, but this thread isn't mine, it's for everyone to enjoy, if I'm in the minority I can seethe by myself without shitting it for everyone else, that's what's great about interacting with others on an anonymous imageboard.

>>279951383
>if she not being able to handle his worst then she doesn't deserve him at his best so there's persisting
>you must handle someone being abusive or not giving a shit about my you to deserve the few moments where they might look at you nicely
Fuck off with that shit.

>>279953609
Sasuke had a boner one night and Sakura was there.

>>279953861
>and asks him to let her come along
Apparently, you didn't.

The core theme behind romance in Naruto is that once you fall in love with someone, you never ever move on. The whole world has a chronic case of oneitis

>>279954105
Impossible. Pinkshit has a force shield that drains all the blood from your pp (unless your name is Naruto, Lee or Morio).

>>279954168
Who?

>>279952100
>she's very naive in her approach
Yes that's the point.
>clearly loves him
No, she loves the idea of him. She doesn't even know who or what she loves, and as edgy as he is, he has actual baggage and trauma of his FUCKING CLAN BEING MASSACRED. For her to say "I'll also do that revenge thing for you, I'll do anything" shows that she is the more naive one who does not understand the gravity of anything.

She likes the idea of Sasuke, the cool talented top-of-class handsome aloof boy with an edge, not who he actually is nor the problems he has or is facing.

>>279954135
>>>279950833
>Please stay with me
>And if you can't, can I go with you?
Do you not have reading comprehension or something?

>>279954168
And Inari...and Jiraiya...and Konohamaru...and-

>>279954240
Oops, speedread that last part lol.

>>279953861
I don't think it's forced or retarded, like I said she's naive and in love.

I meant it wouldn't really be an obsession any longer if she manages to get him to stay in the village and have fun every day. But he'd still want to do it, just wouldn't let it consume his entire existence and fall to darkness.
She asked to go with him IF he chooses to leave the village, as in if she fails to convince him to give up his obsession at least let her come.

>>279954045
All browns like Sasukejeet crave a pale-skinned woman that doesn’t vomit at the sight of them

>>279954280
>Jiraiya
What did you smoke

>>279954328
The fact that you typed all that out and still fail to realize that she is making it about her, instead of understanding sasugay's situation is actually amazing.

Sakura is just DFC Tsunade btw, when you're calling her ugly you're also saying that to Tsunade.

>>279950894
Wait, isn't the line here supposed to be "you're really annoying" or something to that effect?

>>279953901
What did she even do?

>>279954370
Jiraiya literally said Sakura had Tsunade's looks.

>>279954400
And when I'm calling her a rapist?

>>279954442
That different from saying she's hot.

>>279950135
The phase of the moon changed between chapters, did Sasuke spend two or three weeks mulling over the decision? I guess that's why Sakura had suspicions.

>>279950894
I never got why this or the forehead poke were seen as affectionate moments in this series.
>Itachi poking Sasuke's forehead was to show how distant he was with him
>Sasuke called Sakura annoying after he made fun of orphans in front of him and before he knocked her out here

>>279954419
Absolutely nothing except flaunt her boobs and instantly lose her only fight without showing off a single jutsu. She's perfect

>>279950261
>lives better than me

>>279954400
Nobody calling her ugly, everyone is calling her pinkshit. Sakura could never do sovl character development like Tsunade had in just that one arc, topped off with headband-flick+kiss-as-blessing.

Funnier still as this isn't the worst Sakura is at, but later when she uses a confession to coerce Naruto when she was already fucking useless and self-centred here.

>>279954479

>>279954374
>that she is making it about her
Eh?
>>279954458
Jiraiya literally has oneitis on Tsunade and even "flirted" with teen Konan, that ain't above his standards.

>>279954479
I like you 1010fag. You're far less insufferable than all the other characterfags itts like the Tayuya or the Sasuke one.

>>279954511
>and even "flirted" with teen Konan
Twisting his words as always. Fuck off.

>>279954550
Why do you think I put it in quotes?

>>279954535
>Tayuyafag
>insufferable
Excuse me?

>>279954489
>Nobody calling her ugly
No, but you said nobody could get a boner from her.

>>279954511
>>that she is making it about her
>Eh?
Nigga, go read again
>don't leave, i love you
>implying she is somehow part of the equation when what's on sasuke's mind is revenge and gtfo village and getting power and jobbing to naruto water tank
>I would do anything for you
>bitch who asked
>if you still leave, at least let me come with you
>sasugay showed no sign of interest, not even telling her when he was leaving, so why the fuck would he give a shit or want to take her for no other reason than her offering herself up

>>279954374
>instead of understanding sasugay's situation
Again, like I just said, she's naive and in love.

I also mentioned in my previous post >>279952100
>I think that's commendable even if it's partly (maybe even mostly) because she wants him.
which would imply that I do in fact realize she's making it (in part) about herself and her own desires for him.

>>279954606
Except the biggest retards out there*

>>279954466
Sasuke is playing hard to get if the scene where he thanks her is anything to go by.

>>279950582
>The four of us, on so many missions.
>Like protecting the bridge builder
>and
>...
>I guess Orochimaru's invasion counts...?

>>279954623
>implying she is somehow part of the equation
>bitch who asked
Anon, I think you have issues.

>>279954489
>sovl
Why did shartyfags start speaking like this

>>279954631
Retards are the ones who get a boner for Tsunade 2.0?

>>279954651
Rescuing the cat of the Daimyo's wife, and again, and again, and again, and again, and trying to discover Kakashi's face.

>>279952683
These threads are a funhouse, this is legitimately the first time I’ve seen a dude be jealous of a tripfag of all things

>Now that he was banned from posting images he's farming (You)s by baiting with Sakura.

>>279954741
You're gonna tell me this looks like a 160 IQ to you?

>>279950449
>>279950540
what a great and treasured memory

>>279954813
>>279954815
Dumbass.

>>279953609
Sorry you should ask your parents. Anyway something that happens when a man and a woman like each other.

>>279954815
You need a low IQ to be aroused by Tsunade with pink hair?
Answer the question.

>>279952100
>>279954624
>I think that's commendable even if it's partly (maybe even mostly) because she wants him.
Her having stockholm syndrome for the emo kid from her class isn't "commendable", lmao.
>>279954646
I don't that him trying to distance himself as much as possible from her so he can focus on killing his brother is in any way playing "hard to get".

>>279950582
>so many missions
Yeah! Like the Land of Waves! And uh...catching a cat?

>>279954848
Alright, he got warned instead.

>>279954196
Well she's twelve.

>>279951940
Thank you.

>>279954813
Remember - when he’s whining like a crybaby that Dailynigga is stealing all the posters, it’s because this is literally the ONLY thing he talks about, as expected from a low-functioning autist.

>>279954857
Looks are not important. You should stay away from psychopathic cunts ESPECIALLY if they're pink.

in the world where Sakura accompanies Sasuke on his revenge quest, does Itachi let her have the killing blow?

>>279954925
First, she would get Sasuke killed.
Second, no, why the fuck would he?

>>279954815

>>279954860
No, all of Sasuke's dialogue prior to the "thank you" was just a bravado in an attempt to get Sakura out of there without causing a scene or hurting her, when he realizes that it won't happen the mask slips and he KOs her.

>>279954916
Literally nobody in the story thinks Sakura is a psycho, not even Shikamaru.

>>279954925
No, he probably kills her to heighten Sasuke's hatred, or try to make him kill her.

>>279955014
Yet almost all the readers do. Except pinkpissers.

>>279954961
>First, she would get Sasuke killed
How so?

>>279954980
That's headcanon. Literally all of his dialogue other than "thank you" is him telling her to fuck off and leave him alone (again).

Ah right now I connected the dots, he already uses multiple devices to begin with so he’s just samecucking his own arguments to feign interest, given that he already has his own stash of Sakura pics to begin with (like those ugly D-ART gifs you love so much, Sasukebrownoloco)

>>279950833
If Sasuke says ok here and takes her with him, how do the Sound Four react?

>>279950261
>he changed clothes for that

>>279955040
Most people think Sakura is just a cunt, a psycho? That's just you.
>>279955055
Why the fuck do you think he'd genuinely thank her if he didn't fucking care and she was just a nuisance to him?

>>279955046
By forcing him to focus on keeping her alive instead of killing his enemy. Maybe Itachi would play dumb to avoid actually killing him, but it would still be true against any other enemy. If pinkshit follows him he dies accidentally at some point.

People still crying about Sasuke are the ones who draw cuck porn of him because they think he stole Sakura away from Naruto. Cry.

>>279950341
>Konoha has no people guarding the fucking only gate
>deserting usually gets you killed
Huh?

>>279955121
>By forcing him to focus on keeping her alive instead of killing his enemy.
Sasuke did this for multiple people, including Sakura, in both part 1 and 2 and he remains alive.

>>279950261
I wonder what's on ninja tv. als that balcony looks pretty sweet

>>279955120
>Most people think Sakura is just a cunt, a psycho?
Fag, yes???? Why are you even trying to debate this?

>>279955086
>Super confident in his crazy accusation
>Doesn't know how incredibly wrong he is
Many such cases. I hate big asses btw.

>>279955180
Not every day. Something is more likely to go wrong the more you tempt fate.

>>279954925
Have Sakura and Itachi ever met?

>>279955141
I’m enlightened and recognize that Team 7 is simply the worst part of the manga

>>279949910
the little Neo is cute, even though it’s plausible Revolutions may have planted bad story ideas in Kishimoto’s head.

>>279955090
Tayuya probably bullies her flat chest even though she's flat herself.

I want to fuck the Konoha Kunoichi.

>>279952236
lol, Naruto powerscales Shino as one of the strongest. If healthy Lee and him were on this mission they would have roflstomped the four freaks

>>279954925
>>279955090
I feel like the Sound 4 would raise an eyebrow but then just go through with it the moment they realize Sakura has no important clan or actual skill to stop them, so it's no different than Orochimaru getting Zaku and Kin under his wing.
If they get to Oto then she'd probably be taught by Kabuto and rely more on chakra scalpel than tard strength.

>>279954860
Stockholm syndrome is a little extreme just because he doesn't return her feelings and acts like an asshole sometimes, lol.
But yes personally I find it commendable she's prepared to throw away everything for him (even becoming a missing nin) even if she's naive about what such a thing truly entails, and even if those feelings of hers are (again) naive and foolish.

I suppose everybody has their own view, eh?

>>279955313
Calm down, Jiraiya.

>>279950885
she’s punch susanoo into sugarglass.

>>279955226
>Fag, yes???? Why are you even trying to debate this?
Anyone who genuinely thinks Sakura is a psycho has no idea what a Psycho is and probably isn't smart enough to have a leg to stand in any argument.
>Not every day
Sasuke and Sakura won't fight everyday either, Sasuke didn't get to such situation with taka, why would he get it with Sakura?

>>279955313
We all do Jiraiya

>>279955409
Ew disgusting

>>279955232
she fought his clone in the rescue Gaara arc

the most amusing pair of characters who never once interact is Danzo and Naruto

>>279955313
kumocuck...

>>279955120
How does him being grateful disprove that he wants her to fuck off and not associate with him?

>>279955409
Looks like the rapist is getting a taste of her own medicine.

>>279955308
Tayuya isn't flat.

>>279951286
Didn't the terrorism massively boost his rep in the small villages?

>>279955486
Come again?

>>279955464
You're not grateful for someone that you genuinely consider to be fucking annoying.
Do you hear yourself? Why the fuck would he even be grateful for if he thought that low of her?

>>279955519
That's not a manga page.

>>279955486
Deliciously flat

>>279955557
>You're not grateful for someone that you genuinely consider to be fucking annoying.
You're such a one dimensional faggot.

>>279955589
Post one where she's the main focus and she's not flat.

>>279955408
>Anyone who genuinely thinks Sakura is a psycho has no idea what a Psycho is and probably isn't smart enough to have a leg to stand in any argument.
Nah, he's right. You sound like a coping moron with no arguments. Then again most sakurafags are simps who act like this.
>Sasuke didn't get to such situation with taka
Both Suigetsu and Jugo nearly got themselves killed and Karin (the Sakura stand-in) was on the verge of being murdered by Sasuke before team 7 showed up.

>>279955628
>Nah, he's right
Stop siding with yourself, sasukefag.

>>279955557
>You're not grateful for someone that you genuinely consider to be fucking annoying
That's literally what Naruto and Sakura's relationship is supposed to be, lmao.

>>279955620
>You're such a one dimensional faggot.
Ironic.
>Post one where she's the main focus and she's not flat.
Go to the chapter before Sakon beats Sasuke, it should be easy to look up.

>>279955628
>Nah, he's right
Where's your PHD, eh mister psychologist?
>Both Suigetsu and Jugo nearly got themselves killed and Karin
And adding Sakura to the mix would somehow make it worse?

Shipping and salty shipfag are really the bane of sane discussion, more or less as much as powerscalingfags.

>>279955118
It's a while between chapters

>>279955671
Wow, it's almost like Sasuke doesn't ACTUALLY found those people annoying, you dumb fuck.

Sasukefag saying Sakura only likes the idealized version of Sasuke is partially a projection.

>>279955313

Everything was fine before the rape attempt, he was giving her a chance, but she ruined and split the timeline.

>>279955846
This shit about anyone saying anything even slightly negative bout pinktrash being "me" is getting damned annoying.

>>279955869
Go fuck yourself, degenerate piece of shit.

>>279955905
>This shit about anyone saying anything even slightly negative bout pinktrash being "me" is getting damned annoying.
You literally bought a pass to spam in these threads, you have no credibility.

>>279955759
Honesty, Sasukekek is acting as a shining example of why Dailyfag raped his ass and stole all his posters

>>279955961
>[schizo accusations]
Yeah okay buddy

>>279955869
dammit, shillfic anon
not here

>>279955961
TWO passes, ackchuayully

>>279955993
>[Schizo accusations]
That's literally all you do.

>>279955905

>>279950010
mmmm i wonder why the peanut gallery is in the character page

>>279956078
KILL YOURSELF YOU DISGUSTING COOMER AAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU

>>279950261
sasuke's cute little backpack

>>279951835
>RAN from SAGEruto

>>279950341
why tf are you even here if you're not gonna do anything

>>279949891 (OP)
Arc theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Ssw44LPpEmE
No Boy No Cry is one of my favorite OPs.

>>279950261
How IS Sasuke so rich? He's the sole survivor of a disgraced clan - shouldn't the elders have taken everything from him?

>>279950582
>>279950675
>>279950750
>>279950833
Kakashi's attempt was way more convincing.
Also the translation of this interaction is WAY too literal/rigid - it reads terribly!

>>279951128
Thanks OP!

>>279950449
lol
lmao

>>279950632
that it was

>>279951835
Women love a misogynist loser. They're drown to it like a moth to a flame.

>>279951969
Be a beautiful, dangerous, stoic man of mystery.

>>279950675
>I'm built different, sakura

>>279956254
>Women love a misogynist loser
You really think we'd have Sasukefag in here every day if that was the case?

>>279956100

>>279956292
I don't care what happens to pinkpiss.

tokai is so based

>>279956114
What do you think he packed for his sleepover at Oro's?

>>279956379
The green dinosaur plush

>>279952055
Ancient magitech and anything made by Vegapunk are exceptions.

>>279950837
That was always an exaggerating. If crying and being sidelines by the main males makes you the "worst written female shonen heroine in history" then the standards are already low.

>>279950837
Yup.

>>279956620
God what a fucking cunt. I hate her so much.

>>279951243
Yes? Does that even need to be asked?

SAGEruto raped Saucegay in the sizzling summer of ‘25

>>279950837
She's not poorly written, she's just not written the way people want her to be (useful).

>>279956780
He also fucked Hanabi after that btw.

>>279956898
Fuck off retard.

>>279951709
kek

>>279951709
This is why Pain had to teleport into the village. He wouldn't dare risk Sakura impeding him.

>>279951709
Lmao.

>>279957222
>>279957026
>>279957209
Samefag

>How delusional are pinkshitters?
Well...

>>279950675
>Remember how you showed me what it means to be lonely?! Well, now I understand. It's all painfully clear to me.

This is the thing that makes Sakura just seem awful. Like when did she ever experience anything that would make her remotely understand what it means to be lonely on the level of Sasuke or Naruto? When he told her off? She's just self-aggrandizing.

>>279957932
>Like when did she ever experience anything that would make her remotely understand what it means to be lonely on the level of Sasuke or Naruto
"Le bullies were mean to me in kindergarten, now you owe me a child one way or another"

>>279954407
Yes. It's supposed to be what he said to her at the start of the series. Viz fucked it up.

>>279957991
She doesn't even go to that, she says HE showed her what it means to be lonely. I genuinely don't know when he could have done that if not for the telling her off at the beginning.

>>279958073
Don't think too hard about it, she really is just a selfish bitch. She's crying because he's leaving her "alone", not because she feels any of his pain.

so is this just a stand-in for someone in the real world you knew

>>279958282
One of the few good things anons have saud about Sakura over the years is that she’s written as a vapid teenage girl so accurately its almost uncomfortable.
Hazarding a guess; Sakuras reminding yet another anon of that girl he liked in middle and high school that never gave him a shot because she was too busy trying to get Chads attention

>>279958130
She really is repulsive, it's the one thing Sasuke has right. She claims to love him so much, but do we ever see her training to be strong enough to help him? Forget training, she doesn't even look for jutsu or other ways to help him get stronger. Hell she doesn't even make a serious effort to be part of his life. No "thank you for saving my life" bento box or anything. She just wants to have him for shallow and purely selfish desire.

>>279957271
1 (You) on my screen

>>279958767
She's a fictional character. Chill the fuck out.

>>279950395
>that fucking HIDEOUS premature balding 8head

>>279958935
Half of the characters have 5heads.

>>279958767
>Trains for years to be healing support "to catch up with those two"
>Instead he finds himself an (equally annoying bitch) who Sasuke has to physically SUCC to get healed
Cuckura cannot stop losing.

I've seen Sakura get hate before, but almost none of it in here feels organic. You can tell it's the seether because it always sounds so personal and petty like some contest to one-up her like she's real.

>>279950395
>the future mother of my child

>>279959335
>Rape timeline

>>279950400
Come to think of it, why didn't he inherit the entire Uchiha wing of the town? Little Sharingan or whatever it was called. Dozens of people lived there before Itachi went school shooter and Sasuke is the only living descendant. He should have either inherited it all and been a child land baron or if the city re-appropriated it, you'd think the mansion he got in return would at least be really snazzy. This is like a good to okay apartment for a child or bachelor, doesn't even look big enough to raise a family in or repopulate his clan. Almost like a passive aggressive message from the Leaf, like, stay in your Cuckpartment and dont ask any questions about your clan's betrayal that we secretly engineered.

>>279950675
>>279950750
>>279950833
God, this is exactly why this character is so damn awful. She comes out as awfully conceited and narcissistic in a way that's completely self unaware, and therefore uninteresting. She's asking this guy that at best tolerated her to stay with her based on what? They know nothing about each other and spent exactly zero quality time together outside of being forced by missions. It's not just that she's a complete nothing burger outside of her obsession with this guy, the real problem is that the foundation of said obsession and her entire character outside of it is so fucking weak and poorly written. Her go to response to anything Sasuke wants to do when its not convenient to her is using her own feelings as emotional extortion, and when that obviously fails, what else does she got? Does she learn from this experience and try a new approach? Maybe actually attempt to understand this guy better or god forbid, get some self awareness about how ridiculous she sounds? No, almost two years of dailies from now and almost 600 chapters later, she will STILL try to pull the same shit. It's pathetic, and the reason why she's easily among the worst characters in this manga.

le witty commentary

>>279952100
Bitch, HOW does she love this guy? She knows absolutely NOTHING about him and why he's doing any of this, and she NEVER tries to change that in the entire manga. She's obviously "in love" insofar as she can have this brooding cool dude for herself. It's disgustingly narcissistic.

>>279959599
It’s symbolic of a tard trying to hijack threads desu

How is this any different from saying she just wanted to compete against Ino?
GODDDD I HATE THIS BITCH

>>279958916
You're the one defending this slop of a character with fanaticism as if she was real. Can't people express dislike for an obviously terrible figment of someone's imagination without you getting cunty about it? This is exactly why you Pinkoid self inserters are so hated by the rest of the fanbase.

>>279959704
>I le hate pinkshit so I act exactly like her doot doot
>w-WAT?!?!? How DARE you compare my self-inserting GREATNESS to pinkshit!!!! I’ll keeell YOU!!!! *skin gets browner*
mmh

>>279959689
To be fair, Naruto's crush on her was as shallow and dumb as hers on Sasuke was. The only reason why it doesn't drag him as low as hers does to Sakura is because he actually has a character outside of it and it's such a small part of his motivations. Him getting over it is expected, whereas Sakura's crush is treated as the sole axis of hers.

>>279959772
What the fuck is this literal schizophreniac braying about?

>>279959587
>le
You know you can't stay here.

What's with this /pol/ retard always being obsessed with brown skin? Literally no one ever brings that up but him.

>>279959888
To be fair most of the terminal shitposters on this site are from poorfaggot 3rd-world countries

>>279959917
Okay and? Unless they expose themselves (like that brazilian boruto guy lmao), bringing that up is pure schizophrenia.

Racism? Kino.

>>279959917
That's funny because it applies to Americans and Australians as well. But yes, this guy is a huge faggot.

>>279959499
>and spent exactly zero quality time together outside of being forced by missions
Stuff like the trying to unmask Kakashi skit should have been in the main manga, the world needed more of Naruto and Sasuke working together to talk Sakura into helping with something silly.

>>279959257
It’s because it’s so… performative. Like a sociopath poorly trying to simulate human emotions. This guy can apparently drone on and on about the same shit nonstop but if you were to hold him at gunpoint and ask him about his thoughts on something like Gaara vs. Kimimaro, I bet you he’d just spit out pure confused word salad. And it’s even more apparent every so often when he tries to spam dump and he peppers in schlocky millennial writer-tier commentary.

>The Psychoanalyst is talking to himself
>Again

bought 2 4chink passes btw

>>279950010
It's weird that Neji, being from such a prestigious family, would use kata for his name.

>>279959599
She certainly didn't love him earlier on where it was just a crush, but I think after going through life and death situations like in the forest of death (especially where Sasuke goes curse mark rage mode for her until she hugs him and brings him back), having him save her, and generally just seeing him being heroic... I think it's evolved into some sort of love. A shallow type of love maybe, but still love, even if she doesn't really understand him.
But you make a valid point, maybe she does just like him on a superficial level and deludes herself into thinking it's love.
I really doubt Kishi put this much thought into it lol

>>279959257
No, that's just your bias. Sakura hate has been organic since its inception.

>>279955326
No way she goes along all the way, Oro isn't going to let her be by Sasuke's side the whole time, and she will have a melty but this time she will be deep in Oto surrounded by enemies. Shes imagining Sasuke out in the wilderness alone just hunting Itachi, and for that at least she can care for his camp and cook for him, but in Oto shes worthless and won't actually work for Orochimaru directly. In fact when she finds out he's going to advance further with the curse mark she's already going to nope out. She's terrified of Sasuke becoming a monster.

>>279959439
All yhe Uchiggers were rentcucks. No one in the Leaf has real estate. It's all state-owned. That's why it all looks like shit, no one cares because it's not really theirs

>>279950261
>not destroyed like 90% of the village
>balcony
>cool CRT
>he even has centralized AC
That fucking 12yo lives better than me. At least Kakashi's room was relatable.

>obviously terrible figment of someone's imagination
Kkkkkkkkkkk

>>279960096
>performative
>/co/shit reaction image
You belong in front of the firing squad along with the Sasukek spammer.

>>279950395
Why should he tell you anything? You're a horrible person

>>279950582
Based Kakashi showing porn to a 12 year old.

>>279960570
-ishimoto...

>>279950675
>i'm not like you
Well, considering your life, you're actually really fucking close to Kakashi

>>279960582
based saucechad

>>279950449
>>279953645
>There's no way Sasuke and pink have built a strong enough relationship for her to start tearing up like this out of nowhere. This shit feels extremely forced and goofy.
They didn't do anything together even, she barely has any good memories with him. To some degree this criticism of forced relationships can be applied to Naruto too but Naruto at least has the advantage of being an orphan and seeing himself in Sasuke and understanding his loneliness. Sakura doesn't understand Sasuke nor she has developed a proper relationship with him to a degree that justifies her obsession.

Also it's pretty interesting that she brings up that interaction where Sasuke scolds her as a treasured memory instead of the one where he encourages her before the exams.

>>279960582
The "spam" is your problem with me? Seriously?

>>279950263
Fraudruto is fraudruto
Lee had a better claim of being friendless

>>279960236
Well yeah, ultimately it's all Kishimoto's fault for being so careless about it. It's the same guy that thought he was writing this moving, almost brother like relationship between Naruto & Sasuke and had to be pointed out by other people that they were both acting like psychotics, but by making this romance attempt the sole narrative drive of one of his (in theory) main characters, or at least a character that gets a significant amount of panel time, he was basically guaranteeing she would look even worse than the other members of the main cast.

>>279960855
what should the problem be

>>279951422
Nothing Sasuke has done at this point is even morally bad, Konoha is a shit place run by shit people, he simply wants more power to ensure justice for his clan, simply as that

>>279950675
>>279950750
>>279950833
>her backstory is just a case of being bullied like Choji was because of her big ass forehead
>becomes friends with Ino
>just because she develops a superficial completely based on looks crush on Sasuke she decides to sever bonds with her best friend
>is a huge bitch to everyone and a complete egotist who thinks she's hot shit and thinks lesser of others except Sasuke-kun
>knows absolutely nothing about Sauce like the fact he's an orphan
>knows nothing of real loneliness like Naruto and Sasuke do
>spends 0 real bonding time with Sasuke like Naruto did but claims to have fallen in love with him
>claims she'll leave the village for him and help him take revenge, making his leaving all about her
>has the audacity to claim him leaving her will make her feel the same loneliness as him or Naruto when he owes her nothing
This is easily one of Sakuras worst moments, probably the worst in all of part 1

>>279950675
>>279950750
So why does choosing the path of revenge mean he has to leave the village and join Orochimaru? Sure the village wasn't making him strong enough to stand up to Itachi at the moment, but it seems like a massive leap in logic to just dump everything and join up with some guy he's interacted with just a single time in the forest.

>>279953868
>cute red headed tomboys in swimsuits

>>279951283
I think they're just fucking with him. He's just supposed to be a vessel for Orochimaru

>>279953846
> Tayuya is still best girl.
Yes, yes she is anon. Deserved so much better then what she got

>>279960033
In general, Kishimoto did a really piss poor job at deepening their bonds outside of establishing their initial dynamic, yes. There were like a literal handful of chapters between Land of the waves and the FoD section of the chunin exams and and that was literally it.

>>279960855
Yes? Stop being autistic for a second and let people enjoy chapters one at time.

>>279961310
Hi dailyramen.

>>279960908
The question that terrified sasukebrown

>>279961338
Hello schizophrenic

>>279961225
I think you people misunderstood a lot of the characters if you think Sasuke is not being 100% upfront about how he feels regarding Sakura, she's at best someone he cared about as a teammate because deep inside him he still wants to connect with people but he has being very open about his distancing with her.

Meanwhile he directly tells Naruto that he consideres him his best friend based on everything they have lived at the time

>/pol/tard back at it again

is there a more offensive word for shipfags, I need a vocabulary update

>>279961427
Shiptards, shipcucks, deranged psychos, etc.

>>279954163
Ino moved on and married Sai

>>279961517
>Defeated oneitis
Ino is officially stronger than Madara....

>>279960799
The thing with Naruto is that Sasuke genuinely does feel a kinship with Naruto. He calls him his closest friend(even if it's a low bar) but he never said anything to Sakura. You can cope and say he was avoiding saying anything to Sakura when he was leaving but Sasuke admitted to Naruto they were friends in their fight so there's no reason for him to have omitted that information to her.

He genuinely does not care about her.

>>279959808
>>279959689
>Naruto has a superficial crush on Sakura
>everyone knows it is and it's played for laughs
>when he develops feelings for Hinata they're treated as genuine and Hinatas feelings for Naruto have always been genuine

>Sakuras crush on Sasuke is completely superficial
>it's mocked multiple times by having Sasuke turn her down
>yet at some point that's never seen this crush turns into "love"
>we're expected to treat Sakuras feelings seriously despite her being a bitch the entire time
>Sasuke somehow developed feelings for her too off screen

>>279961738
>Sasuke somehow developed feelings for her too off screen
Complete headcanon. Not yours, Kishimoto's.

>>279961801
A 7 minute first date has to count for something

>>279961389
Nobody is claiming otherwise. Sasuke & Sakura's relationship being this shallow and underdeveloped is exactly why their goodby scene falls so flat, and Naruto & Sasuke can claim they're bestest of friends all they like, and it's obviously what Kishimoto is trying to sell his audience, but that doesn't mean their friendship is well written. It certainly doesn't justify the lengths Naruto is willing to go for Sasuke.

>>279961900
It's all out of guilt. Good thing she gave him a reason to throw those divorce papers at her.

>>279950894
This line should mirror the one Sakura already referenced earlier I think.

>>279957932
>>279957991
You don't really need to go through something just get the gist of how bad it is.

>>279959704
There's like a big difference between defending a character and telling someone they are fumming over nothing.

>Thread completely shits on s*kura
I'm glad I didn't dump 2 volumes today.

>>279962076
Sasuke's entire rant at Naruto at VotE1 hinges on Naruto not being able to understand despite getting the gist.

>because you got your spam dump nuked

>>279954163
Naruto moved on. Ino moved on. And so did Hashirama, who married Mito despite loving Madara first.

>>279959499
>She's asking this guy that at best tolerated her to stay with her based on what?
Sasuke literally begged for Naruto to save Sakura while he intended to sacrifice himself against Gaara then got insecure over her looking at Naruto funny.
I'm not really a SasuSakufag, but to say he just "tolerated" her is wrong.

>>279962142
>Thread
Really just you constantly shitting out posts and replying to them.

>But!
Spare me the excuses already. You've been screeching about Sakura this entire thread and it's ironic since you've admitted you used to fap to her and only "saw the light" (Who talks like this?) last year. But you still bring up that weird piss bullshit in such a fetishy way with her so I guess you're still attracted to her.

>>279962356
Point exactly which posts you suspect of being "le ebil sasukefag"

>>279961517
...off-screen...inbetween the last 2 chapters.

>>279961517
Sai is discount (and gayer) Sasuke.

>>279961427
shiggers

>>279962356
>"saw the light" (Who talks like this?)
someone who thinks cartoon characters are real people

>>279961738
>>279961801
Uh...He apologized and poked her forehead, so all is forgiven.

>>279962195
>Naruto moved on
Good thing he was never in love with Sakura and any feelings for her were just an extension of his rivalry with Sasuke I still think this is a hilarious copout on Kishi's part

>>279962480
Itachi did it and all was forgiven.

>>279962169
Different context here, Sakura claimed she "gets" his pain, Naruto claimed they had the same pain.

>>279962497
Didn't want to make Hinata look like the rebound girl so they just made Naruto even stupider by saying he doesn't know what love was and hope none of the fans would reread or rewatch the series to fact check.

>>279962497
Even taking away that copout Naruto never had any real feelings for Sakura. Is it ever even explained why he had a crush on her? Or is it just more of Kishi trying to gaslight us into thinking she's supposed to be attractive

>>279962497
>>279962535
On top of having a purity view of "first love" Kishimoto also didn't want to make Naruto an ass for simply ignoring Hinata for 2 years.

>>279962540
>Is it ever even explained why he had a crush on her?
It's literally in the 3rd chapter.
>Or is it just more of Kishi trying to gaslight us into thinking she's supposed to be attractive
Oh not you again

>>279962406
>Completely ignored
All bark.

Give it to me straight. Did Tsuande get the Big Dan Dick before he died, or did she spend 50 years pining after a man she didn't even have sex with?

>>279962497
I thought it was pretty obvious that any possibility of Naruto and Sakura getting together was completely negated after Sakura faked her confession, which was the only time in the entire manga where Naruto got angry at her.

>>279962540
>Naruto never had any real feelings for Sakura.
You could say that about every character in this series. Kishi is just shit at romance, which he openly admits.

>>279962578
>Kishimoto also didn't want to make Naruto an ass for simply ignoring Hinata for 2 years.
Then he should've had them talk in the manga or just not have Hinata confess in it if he was going to ignore her.

>>279962521
That's grasping at straws. Both are saying they understand his pain when they don't.

>>279962611
and no bite, just like sasuketurdbrownshart

>>279962616
>Did Tsuande get the Big Dan Dick before he died
No. Any attempt at premarital sex results in death one way or another. Yes, you read that right, ATTEMPT (most of the time). Meaning he TRIED, and then his kidney exploded.
Mileage may vary in some cases, like Konan and Yahiko. But look what happened to them, still.

>>279962616
Sex before marriage is forbiden in this manga.

>>279962540
More attractive than Hinata's nobody sister with a hairline that makes it look like she's balding or just flat out wearing a cheap wig.

>>279962668
You're asking for Kishimoto to either think ahead or sidetrack from the main plot for something he doesn't like.

>>279962739
Do you have a death wish?

>>279962649
Temari/Shikamaru could have been genuine but they spend literally all their time together off screen

>>279962609
>It's literally in the 3rd chapter.
Rereading it her introduction is just
>a cute girl I'm into
So at it's most basic it's just a "I think she's cute so I'm gonna have a crush on her"

Later in the chapter he says "I think I get why I like her" after she says all she wants is for Sasuke to acknowledge her. Which is the same bullshit ass "he's just like me fr fr" shit Naruto does everytime anyone ever says they were lonely/seeking to be acknowledged. Should he have a crush on Haku cause that's all they ever wanted? Or Gaara? It's a complete asspull that's never brought up again. He only likes her off looks the same way Sakura only likes Sasuke cause of his looks

>Oh not you again
No idea who you're talking about, lots of people hate Sakura

>>279962356
>and it's ironic since you've admitted you used to fap to her and only "saw the light" (Who talks like this?) last year
Can I PLEASE get a quick rundown on this clown? Was he ever more “coherent” than the foaming mess he currently is, or has he always been like this and admitting things like that are just sparse lucid moments?
If he tries to gas himself up in the 3rd-person to soothe his ego then I’m not falling for that crap

>>279962859
>So at it's most basic it's just a "I think she's cute so I'm gonna have a crush on her"
He's 12.

>>279951128
Where the fuck are the guards?
Is no one seriously watching the gate or the village borders?
In Boruto the village has a barrier that could detect chakra signatures so they could easily identify intruders with an unknown chakra signature, so I guess that's a new invention?

>>279962872
>Can I PLEASE get a quick rundown on this clown?
I watched Naruto 101 when I was an impressionable kid. And now in adulthood I hate this bitch after really understanding all her scummy manipulation tactics. What else do you need to know?

>>279962935
Yeah? I'm saying that Narutos crush on her is shallow and not real love. The same way Sakuras is yet she desperately tries to convince herself otherwise.

>>279962948
That barrier was actually introduced in Part II, but was only mentioned once during the Pain arc.

>>279961389
>I think you people misunderstood a lot of the characters if you think Sasuke is not being 100% upfront about how he feels regarding Sakura
Though half the time Sasuke really is just burying a lot of shit or not saying what he means.

>>279962136
>are fumming over nothing.
No, you're just asshurt about people disliking your self insert Sakura no matter how that criticism is framed.

>>279962872
He was really on-board with SasuSaku until anons posted some lewd Hanabi pics and he "converted" to what he's now, then /bort/ died and he got way more hung up on the "lorefagging" than anyone else.

>>279963043
I'm a man, I literally cannot self insert into Sakura.

>>279962770
What main plot? The story was over after Naruto's and Sasuke's duel, he could've simply shown them talking in chapter 699 or told faggots who made the Last to begin the movie with Naruto and Hinata already dating. Same for her confession, there was ample time to address it after Pain's arc when everyone were just chilling before kage summit.

>>279963071
>until anons posted some lewd Hanabi pics
Never happened, I've always liked Hanabi. Why the revisionism?

>>279956780
>"i thought sage mode will be enough for sharingan"
>"mate, that was just Sai cosplaying"

>>279963071
…so he’s just an impressionable NPC with no actual personality?

>>279962356
You're unbelievably retarded if you actually think the Sasukefag is the only one who didn't like this chapter or Sakura. In fact, I wamt both him and Sakurafags to fuck off from Naruto threads for good because you're both shitposters.

>>279963098
>he could've simply shown them talking in chapter 699
Kishimoto prefered to showcase them grieving at Neji's funeral.
>who made the Last to begin the movie with Naruto and Hinata already dating.
No dating until they are legal, that's the rule.
Besides, the Journey to them becoming a thing is much more interesting then already having them being a thing off-screen.

>>279962497
>Good thing he was never in love with Sakura
This part is absolutely truth regardless of his rivalry with Sasuke. His crush on her was Rock Lee tier.

>>279963101
Don't reply to me again.

>>279963197
Oops.

>>279963147
Yes. Only nardo self inserters allowed here. We can even stop dumping the manga. Let's make our own for naruchad where he isn't a whipped simping bitch for 500 chapters!

>>279962649
Eh, I buy Hinata loving Naruto, and Minato loving Kushina, and Tsunade loving Dan I guess. At least you get why.

>>279963250
incomprehensible post as befitting of dailyGOD’s circus monkey

>>279963288
>can't read straightforward sentences
Self inserterbros....

Not surprised kek

>>279963252
>Minato loving Kushina
Actually I get why Kushina loves Minato, but I never got why he fell for her

>>279963288
I never say stupid shit like "nardo" you dumb gorilla. At least get your boogeymen right, bitch.

>>279963309
>>279963332
scream LOUDER, daddy loves it

>>279963252
>I buy Hinata loving Naruto
As superficial as all the other crushes

>>279963320
A chance for nepotism

>>279963147
And now here comes the falseflagging after getting called out.

I've learned that posts that try to downplay the schizo or goes into whataboutism or "Sasukefag and [insert rando here]" are just attempts to shake off heat to not get the sole blame for shitting up threads. I don't remember Sakurafags trying to religiously derail the dailies and stating they wish Naruto threads were dead, schizo-kun.

>>279950675
>Tells the orphan who lost his family and would kill to bring them back that her bonds with her family mean less than him , the guy who she barely knows and doesn't care about her
Was Sakura really supposed to be the smart one in team 7?
Is she emotionally retarded? Like her whole confession just feels offensive and it's weird that Sasuke thanked her for it by the end when it was no more than a delusional girl undermining the thing that Sasuke lost... family bonds.

>>279962616
Tsunade and Naruto lost their virginities to each other.

>>279962714
Based Kishi, the paragon of Christianity.

>>279963250
>self inserter
Final cry of the defeated

>>279963418
>w*sterners trying to draw manga faces

>>279963386
>stating they wish Naruto threads were dead
so is he an actual Naruto (series) hater or is this sour grapes because someone else is making threads?

>>279963371
Speedreader...

>>279963098
And Hinata could've easily been made into a recurring character who wins fights and gets to contribute to the plot once in a while, either after part 1 or Pain. Yet Kishimoto didn't want that or maybe his wife nagged him into keeping Hinata on the periphery most of the time. We'll never know.

>>279962739
Not the Sasukefag, but a Sakurafag should be the last people talking about girls balding, kek.

>>279963481
Dailyramen is hogging all the posters (despite he himself saying these should only be for the discussion of the particular chapter being posted) which makes other threads unsustainable. He just wanted an excuse to have his own general where he's the tripfag center of attention.

>>279963467
>self inserter on the ropes after being called out
Sure showed me lol

>>279963515
Sasuke and Sakura have the same forehead visibility in this pic. Although Kishimoto does this with a lot of characters with he gives certain hairstyles I'm noticing.

>>279963527
oh so you’re doing 3rd-person niggertry again

>>279963250
No, they should leave as well. All team 7fags and shipperfags are cancerous.

>>279963579
>removing 70% of the fanbase

>>279963553
Self inserter is not an argument. It is meaningless. It just a futile attempt to discredit.

>>279963570
...I address Dailyramen in third person because he's not me(?)

I can see why someone assumes he’s a 3rd-worlders because he comes across as having no education and being raised by a phone instead

>>279963618
>"It's not valid if it calls me out"
What argument btw?

>>279963481
To be honest I think it’s the former, at bare minimum he’s been legitimately fuming for WEEKS that nobody wants to use his retarded shipcuck threads AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT FUCKING NARUTO LIKE ANY OTHRR MANGA ON THIS DUMBFUCK BOARD

>>279963645
It doesn't mean anything. It has no value.

>>279963320
Pity, probably.

>>279963371
Sort of, in the sense that it begun more like admiration but at least you get why she likes him beyond "he was nice to me once" or just physical appearance, and whether Kishimoto intended it or not Naruto never gave Hinata any reason to doubt him. As far as the audience being given a reason to root for a pairing, Naruto inspiring Hinata to be a better person is as good as it gets in Naruto.

>>279963320
I'd agree with you, but then the Minakushi one-shot happen, and I kind of have to hand to Kishimoto, that's the closest he has ever gotten to writing something romantic by himself.

>He's the pinkshitter undercover!
>He's all 4 or 5 drawfags at the same time!
>He's a mod!
>He's dailyramen!
>No! He HACKED dailyramen's trip!
>He bought 53 passes!
Do you people realize how actually fucking INSANE you sound?

Kishimoto will refuse to explain how Choji ad Karui got together.

>>279963386
We've been having similar arguments about why Sakura and her relationship with Sasuke sucks since before you, or that fucking schizo spammer were born, you retard.

>>279963874
They got together simply because "lightweight" + "haha Choji is a fat fuck".
My man is always the butt of the fucking joke....

>>279963565
>Sasuke and Sakura have the same forehead visibility in this pic.
Because they're both prematurely balding, LMAO.

>I’m totally not a passcuck just ignore my first wave of spam being 30 seconds between each post
Kekky

>>279963862
>4 or 5 drawfags
extremely generous

>>279963937
>Because they're both prematurely balding
Oi... Don't do Sasuke dirty like that... He's got a perfectly acceptable hairline for a 32 year old male...

>>279963937
>Sasuke and Sakura are balding
>Naruto is a wagie
>Lee wears a wig
>Shino and Tenten are single and childless
Uncomfortable realism we didn't need.

>>279963174
>Kishimoto prefered to showcase them grieving at Neji's funeral.
True, i forgot about that.
>the Journey to them becoming a thing is much more interesting then already having them being a thing off-screen
In theory yes, but the cuck writers went for the most vanilla unambitious shit imaginable and then rushed the development that should've been occurring naturally. They could've at least played up the Neji death factor or even mentioned him at all. Hinata could've got to express disillusionment with the whole love thing, Naruto should've apologized for leaving her hanging after the confession. It's like they were trying to avoid writing something genuinely interesting.

>no info on who Samui ended up with, if anyone
>doesn't even show up
Thanks, Kishi

>>279963602
If that's what it takes, then so be it. I wouldn't be surprised if the series didn't shrink by at least that percentage when the original manga ended anyway. The anime's end and The Last were this fanbase's last swan song.

>>279964008
Shino is fucking the shit out of Anko PIGtarashi though

>>279963874
>Kishimoto will refuse to explain how Choji ad Karui got together.
Big guy likes chocolate, unsurprising.

>>279964002
Shut up Nardo, you're going bald as well.

>>279964008
You forgot
>Temari is an abusive cunt to Shikamaru and she keeps his balls on her purse
You can't accuse Kishimoto of not writing realistically miserable adults.

>>279963903
This wasn't even HALF the point of that post. Strong deflection and dodging I'm sensing. Guess it was right.

Seriously faggot, who the fuck says "nardo"

>>279964054
>"""""Lore""""posting again
Good grief. None of these memes are funny. They are grounded from nothing and repeated with the expectation to get a laugh every single time. Just knock it off already.

>>279964049
Her seiyuu died. It's over, Samuibro.

>>279963469
It's not my fault all the NaruTsu fanart I'd like to post is too spicy for hotpockets and advertiser-san.

>>279963847
He really should've got someone to ghostwrite romance for him or went full seinen and just showed people fucking on the regular.

>>279964246
>Denying Anko her Architect
You monster. Just because she's a whale doesn't mean she doesn't deserve love.

>>279964253
Can you post catbox of them or at least links?

>>279964300
Oh god. Give it rest. Shino fucking fat chicks, Hinata being racist, Sakura raping Sasuke by drugging him, and Sasuke marrying Hanabi will not catch on no mater how many times you keep forcing it.

>>279964362
They work together, give me one reason why not.
>B-BECAUSE KISHI DIDN'T DRAW IT
And the things he did draw at the end are worse.

>>279963097
You sure whine and bitch like one. Also, good on you for not denying what you're doing.

>>279963847
It's a damn tragedy Kishi made Hinata faint in her reintroduction and kept her and Naruto separate through the early part 2, we missed out on so much of their bonding. Not to mention the effect that would've had on fandom, shipping and in general.

Last for Sakura is a rapist cunt who should be punished for her attempted crimes.

>>279964179
Me. I've been calling him that for over 15 years. I bet you don't even know we used to call him Nalt for a while when Kishimoto explained Boruto's name was a romanization of "Bolt", you newfaggot.

>>279964559
>Not to mention the effect that them being close would've had on fandom
Fix

>>279964575
>I've been retarded and hilariously wrong for 15 years
Anonymous™......

>>279964054
>Shino is fucking the shit out of Anko PIGtarashi though
I don’t get it

I hope the next thread is peaceful

>>279964253
Bro, give me the links bro, i beg you. The thread is getting archived soon, oh god oh fuck

>>279964644
Not on my watch.
But even if I don't start any shit with anyone they'll just start trying to kill each other while both are saying the other side is sasukefag. I have already won.

why did you spend $60 on 4cuck passes

I haven't spent a cent.

>$60 despite being jobless
sasukejeetredeemersaars…

>>279964362
I-i kind of like the idea of Hinata hating Uchiggers because of Hiashi's teachings though. Maybe because it plays into the master Eugenicist Hiashi memes, which has been around longer than this "Lorefag" retards, of course.

>>279964342
Gladly!
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>>279964817
If you attempt sexo with Tsunade your internal organs will spontaneously combust. Get her a ring first.

>>279962497
>any feelings for her were just an extension of his rivalry with Sasuke
That is the gayest excuse I have ever heard.

>>279964974
That's why Naruto was the only one who could deflower her, he already beat her kiss of doom curse.
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>>279955519
I see cleavage.

>Tsunade "shota destroyer" Senju
>Adult Naruto
Son I am disappoint

thank you dailyKING…

>>279961738
You kind of have to take her feelings for Sasuke as legit even though it's fucking retarded because otherwise, you'd be stuck with having to buy she went through all the hoops she did just to get cock. What woman does that? That's where the "Kishimoto wrote her as a realistic girl" collapses for me. Don't get me wrong, I've seen dumb bitches pull all kinds of stupid shit for men that barely care about them, but at least they were already getting fucked by the guy beforehand and/or there was material gain involved.

>>279965596
What can I say? At some point her love surpassed her shota lus. Plus, she always said she expected him to turn into a fine man.

>SasuSaku
>Most hated Naruto ship in America
>Biggest Naruto ship in Japan
>For the het couples anyway
Makes you wonder.

Sasuke is literally me if I was a boy

>>279965974
Yeah, Japan has shit taste. That's not news.

Bort won Hanabi’s butt cheeks

>>279966187
Fuck off.

Last for Lee's cuck jail

>>279965974
>Biggest Naruto ship in Japan
Yeah, about that...
https://ranking.goo.ne.jp/vote/results/4532/

>Mmm oh, Na-naruto-kun where did you learn to kiss line this?
>Granny's recipe Hinata, hehe
>W-wha?
>N-nothing hun

Tayuya is best, and deserves to have Hinata as a wife.

>>279966383
Why did Kishi torture Lee so much?

>>279966812
Hinata has a white man fetish (like every Chinese princess ever), so Tayuya got unlucky.

>>279966383
This is so fucking rude and mean. Please take it back.

>>279966812
true

hanabi all filled up with bort’s baby batter

>>279966914
I take it back. I love Lee.

>>279950540
I look like this and say this to my IRL sakura wife

>>279952425
Yes