Thread 279978628

I don't want it to end.

dead
just like the gacha

>>279978628 (OP)
bell my wife

>>279979030
Don't be so negative.

I always feel sorry for the shitter hors who are basically there just to make up the numbers while the MC wins everything (except for the token loss where the main rival character wins instead)
I wish they did a season focusing on the less fortunate hors getting a win, even if it's G-II or G-III only.
There's only so many times you can make an interesting anime about "dominant hors wins (almost) everything" in different flavours.

>>279980515
We'll get Dotokino after Cinderella Gray manga ends, trust the plan

>>279980733
doesn't she literally exist only to get bullied by tm opera o?

>>279981081
She's the second strongest horse of her generation, and mogged all the other horses together with opera o in like 12 races.

>>279981081
She's Opera O's personal jobber, yes, but remember that she's not a jobber by any means since she's only 2nd to the greatest hors of her generation. If Opera O wasn't around Doto would be considered her generation's best.

>>279981400
>>279981429
Second is the first loser.
I suppose it could be a decent season if they make Doto the main character and Opera O the villain who will ultimately lose in the end, but somehow I doubt they would play it like that.

>>279981632
>make Doto the main character and Opera O the villain who will ultimately lose in the end
That would be the way to do it

>>279978628 (OP)
I love this grumpy gremlin
She appears for like 5-6 panels and is seething in all of them
Wish she at least appeared with the UK umas after the race though, but then again she's clearly not a social type
I'm learning how to draw so I can make fanart of her since she has none

>>279982684
>spoiler
based mob lover anon

>>279979030
you always such a baby?

Finally got it. I'm downloading it right now.

>>279982684
>I'm learning how to draw so I can make fanart of her
I'll tell you like any other waifufag that focuses his art skills on specific characters: Based, keep it up! Always fun seeing artists that do just this, especially since it results in great art.

>>279985889
cute dancu

>>279978628 (OP)
at least second season in fall

>>279979030
It's about to get revived with the Steam western release????

>>279986077
Hors Necromancy!

>>>/v/713644943
>>Oguri is a Kaibutsu (tl note. Kaibutsu means beast)
Thoughts?

raisu

I can’t help it… I have to fap to my uma trainees..

>>279986281
You have /vg/ and /vmg/ yet still choose to go to that shithole board?

>>279986785
/vg/ is full of literal schizophrenics and cult member
/v/ is rotten to the core as well and I only go there for uma (now that global is here) and ba
no idea about vmg nor do I care to check

the post was cross post was meant to be amusing shut up and stop overthinking it you no fun having BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

>>279986295
Is there a reason they’re together here or is it just a random joke?

She has such a lovely tummy.

>>279987226
>>279987250
What if you blew a raspberry on it when she least expected it

>>279978628 (OP)
cour 2 airs in the fall, retard
>>279987036
fuck off, tourist

>>279987293
scream more secondary turd

>noooo you're the tourist outsider not meee shit posting the thread to death!
everything was calm and collected till you stirred up shit
>no you did blah blah
keep replying and prove me right you overweight child =)

I want to cum inside a horse

Get in line

I want to cum inside a horse girl

>>279988263
What the FUCK anon?
>>279988540
... What the fuck anon?

Why do Special Week, Oguri Cap, and Tamamo Cross all have single moms? Do people just pump and dump umas or do they just now want to show the dads

>>279989148
They rape ningen men and keep the baby
source: i am a science

Time to marathon the hors anime to prep for the gacha game coming out.

Planning to play that gacha game before I watch the horse anime

>>279980343
oddly lewd

When is the Uma Musume mind rape NTR hentai cumming out? Think it’ll play in theaters in the west?

Just finished season 2. Is season 3 better than 2? Season 1 was kinda boring.

>>279989702
>Is season 3 better than 2?
season 3 is shit, it's the worst uma anime

>>279989751
Damn that sucks. Was looking forward to it since season 2 was nice.

>>279989702
>Is season 3 better than 2?
NO ONE TELL HIM

>>279989298
its out in like an hour

>>279989786
Is it really that bad? What makes it so bad though, not much racing?

>>279989851
they learned all the wrong lessons from season 2 and let the retarded yurinigger that directed that season's episode 11 (the worst episode) direct the entire season

>>279989915
>got huge backlash on yuri shit after the og PV
>decided to let some yuri shitters direct an episode and after that an entire fucking season
>what could go wrong lmao?
BRILLIANT

>>279989962
cygames is stupidly obsessed with omnipandering

Is the Umanon who's usually in Blue Archive threads here?

>>279989702
S3 is the weak sauce of the trilogy but it's well-animated for a TV anime.
What you really want to keep the momentum going is Road to the Top (4 eps ONA) > Beginning of New Era (Movie) > Cinderella Gray.
They're better follow ups to S2 than S3.

>>279990000
I kneel...
>obsessed with omnipandering
Now if only they would've been obsessed with omnipandering the western market as much as the west, that would've been grant.
>>279990173
No...

>>279990218
Umanon...
it's you...
ur aliev...

>>279990254
SILENCE, FOUL CREATURE!

>>279990271
buruaka is our ally...

my uma students know i fap to them...

>>279990600
ah yes very good, so you already consent to what happens next

Who makes a the best porn of this series? I saw some of Fred’s stuff and really liked it.

>>279991012
>>279990798
is it just me or are gifs on this site looking extra choppy recently?

>>279991078
it's just that anon posting choppy gifs

>>279991078 >>279991137
Almost like that's the point of the gifs. They're meant to show off the animations, not be webm tier quality.

Think of this trash as being multiple reaction images in one, with 10-20 frames between each other.

Sometimes I feeling like horses are making these .gifs

I love Oguri and her autism

>>279991283
https://youtu.be/m_mDTLphIVY

>>279991638
>>279991673
its the images that get posted by jap fags every single goddamn thread!

time for global SEX

Anyone got a deepcreampy fork to decensor?

>>279991911
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexso

Hear me out, horse boys

>>279992250
We already have those.
>Noooo I mean ACTUAL boys
Go away.

>>279990218
>not a horse car

>>279992454
>horse car

>>279992631
But where does the skewer go if not through the cheek?

>>279992649
disgustingly cursed

>>279992917
>>279992933
cute foal

very organic thread

>>279993162
Most non-pseudo generals on /a/ have to artificially bump their threads otherwise it'll get bumped off the catalog because some tard made a MAL thread

>>279993220
who cares if it dies
it's not airing day, just give up and wait for sunday

>>279992349
Noooo I mean ACTUAL boys

>>279993220
bumping a thread is one thing, whats going on here is literally one dude spamming images and webms without text or anything
besides, what >>279993354 is also very true, there is no damn point for a thread currently as there is nothing to talk about
making it on saturday or something in advance is fine, but not close to a whole damn week

>>279991215
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>279993354
>>279993503
Anon clearly wants to share the webms and screencaps that he made.
Obviously can't do it on a Sunday thread since it'll eat up space for actual discussion.

>>279993755
I still think actual horses made this .gifs

>>279993755
this

>>279993755
>>279993828
>this
Let's be fucking real here for a minute: The weekly threads tend to slow down hard after 150-250 threads usually, resulting in people like me and other having random convos and reposting old shit for hours on end.
Post your stuff all you want, hell I fucking do it as this thread showed, but not like today...

>>279993880
No use getting worked up over something so small. If this thread wasn't meant to be then it'll die eventually, or maybe it'll reach bump limit just in time for our sunday thread.
Until then, we can still enjoy the thread by posting pics or whatever.

>>279993880
>thread slows down after 150-250 threads

>>279994042
I'm really not, trust me. Sorry if I sound harsher about this than I really feel. I just think it's silly, and watching the thread be filled with a single dude is weird as hell. I got used to necro bumping a long while ago, I get that it's a big part of /a/ so whatever, sometimes I even encourage it at this point.
As I said, it's just odd and seems pointless. Anyway. Move along, nothing to see here but (my) autism.

can't believe there's barely any solo Rudy art

Hors

lewd oguri

>>279995469
love these huge creatures
is there one for rudolf or brian?

>>279996704
I don't think so sadly, I've seen one for Manhattan, Tachyon, Jungle Pocket and iirc Mcqueen and Suzuka.

Oguribros...

>>279998286
Can't say no to those thighs.

>>279986027
>>279986058
I prefer the enka dance

>>279997693
Not McQueen and Suzuka, it's Diamond and Kitasan Black

https://youtube.com/shorts/YRLlOP63y2g?si=XT5Z7eMdNygDh0eo
>お疲れさん to "on your right"
I also noticed that the game's translation is really bad. Besides the usual issues, the font in the game is ugly and cheap. It's worse than the English batch that JP players used to use. It's as if they hired some saars who barely made an effort to slap an English patch over the game UI. The whole thing looks ugly and is downright hard to read. A game that made nearly three billion dollars shouldn't look this way.

Belno is the first ever original character to have a figure

>>279999997
She was also sent to the cursed dimension after losing to Oguri Cap.

>>279978628 (OP)
mambo

>>280002734
This is so gay.

>>279981902
giwtwm

Anyone has a pic of Teio from S2 episode 1 or 2 where she shouts "HASHIREEE" or something while watching other umas race?

>>280004538
EROTIC stockings and shorts

Everyone is busy playing the gacha, myself included.

holy fuck I was not expecting the game to be so gay... "Parents" making out before every play through...

I don't know what to do in career my horses keep losing

>>280008520
Have sex with them

>>279978628 (OP)
I just hope we will get a season for moe girl fans, too. Ideally featuring Haru Urara as protag.

Director is so fucking cute she should be in anime.

>>280009106
Yeah she only appears in a still in the 1st anni ONA short and otherwise is only mentioned by Tazuna near the beginning of season 1, she deserves to get 2d animated appearances

>>280009106
I'm surprised that this character exists and yet gets ignored in every anime iteration.
Simboli Rudolf is way closer to a "director" even if she's a student too.

>>280008520
Pretty sure that's supposed to happen. You think you can win the derby with D rank stats? I've played other games where your previous play throughs build on each other so that eventually you have the stats to beat everything.

>>280009227
CUTE

>>279997693
what a waste... brian I can understand, not rudolf tho

>>280008520
Glue.

>>280009702
Yeah, I was surprised when I learned there was a director

>>279978628 (OP)
When is Belno becoming a mom?

Think about how big the horse cocks on horse boys would be. Really picture it your mind.

>>280015363
No thanks I'm not a white woman

Why is this granny like this?

Who is the strongest horse girl?

Have no idea if anyone has made stitches already.
Regardless, dumping some stitches.

Finally, some good content. Not even shit posting because I appreciate stitches, plus at least they take some effort instead of simple video/screenshot spam.

Damn that's a lot, thanks for the dump anon.

>>280016726
You're welcome, anon.

expected a few, not this man lmao

>>280016790
Almost halfway through.

>>280016842
>halfway
jesus christ anon
>>280017103
>what if CG was a movie

I love Super Creek

Wait, these girls are horses?

>>280017453
so smol...

>>280017499
I said the same thing about you

Last stitch.
64 stitches total.

>>280017647
Are there any real life horses with lightning powers?

>>280017665
Based autist. Well done, /a/non!

>>280017453
Sex with mobs

>>280017453
Wife...

>>280017453
Stupid gnome...

>>280016816
I love strong uma legs so much

>>280017598
Holy fucking legs

I felt I had to start from the beginning, so I'm starting from Special Week's series. It's already fantastic. I can't wait to see Oguri's antics when I'm caught up. I'm sorry I ever doubted these horse dorks.

>>280009227
Her voice is so cute
>>280022281
Yeah you should watch all of them, they're all good, well above the average anime.

>>280023051
BEEG

>>280020571
so how do they afford their food? is it like irl sumo?

>>280024672
I work 80 hours a week to support my uma wife and our daughter oguri

>>280017129
>日本ダービー
UOOOH DAABII

>>280026067
>ends with a gundam ad

>>280016457
Literally me

>>280015601
Luna-chan?

>>280024716
Lucky.

Ogurin

I give up, Times New Roman on my uma game is too much. I'm going back to jp.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6du_i0Pjgcs?si=HBUdrhoeyJ-ITOwf
Oguli... is not dumb?

I fucking love this retard horse so so much.
I thought she gonna be an awkward horse to train and use, yet I am amazed by simply going full SPEED, she demolished every single sprint or mile race throw at her. Or repeatedly showing off her ridiculous sprint where she gained 7 positions and won the race with 5 lengths from the 4th corner
Her whole career is blast from beginning till end. Is there any (upcoming) horse in the game that is equally entertaining?

Fuck, I should have selected Taiki rather than Oguri for the 3* ticket
I’m gonna be spoiled the whole CinGray if I start an Oguri career now

Funni hors

>>280031204
Just put the story mode on max speed. I'll come back later to watch all that stuff.

>>279978628 (OP)
>Cute girls
>Sports: Horse racing
How tf did this get high ratings? For the girls